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Saw a website link that rated the different mp somewhere on this site but not sure which thread. Tried looking for it but no luck. Any help?
Thanks,
Perv
[QUOTE=Closetperv; 1218756]Saw a website link that rated the different mp somewhere on this site but not sure which thread. Tried looking for it but no luck. Any help?
Thanks,
Perv[/QUOTE]I forget where too, but found these two:
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Thanks again H, you're tha man! Hopefully have something good to report in a week or so.
[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1218761]I forget where too, but found these two:
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Erotic mp dot com[/QUOTE]
Question for all of you married men, when a provider asks you whether you are married or not? What is your answer? I've always told them "No"; but then she asked if I have a girlfriend? I've always struggled to answer that. It just seemed odd that we are this old, have not married, and have no girldfriends?
[QUOTE=Bornagain;1218827]Question for all of you married men, when a provider asks you whether you are married or not? What is your answer? I've always told them "No"; but then she asked if I have a girlfriend? I've always struggled to answer that. It just seemed odd that we are this old, have not married, and have no girldfriends?[/QUOTE]I don't think it matters to them, in fact, I think it puts them more at ease that you are confident enough to admit that you are married and not trying to "get with them." I figure that I'm not there to impress them. I think that the providers are more willing to confide in you and ask for your advice since we are older and definitely wiser. There are some really nice women who probably want to share and ask for advice but are not sure if they can trust you. One thing I've learned in life is that I'm not smart enough to remember all the lies I've told, so it's much easier to just not do it. What you think?
[QUOTE=Bornagain;1218827]Question for all of you married men, when a provider asks you whether you are married or not? What is your answer? I've always told them "No"; but then she asked if I have a girlfriend? I've always struggled to answer that. It just seemed odd that we are this old, have not married, and have no girldfriends?[/QUOTE]Once at the old P10 I was asked and I accidentally said "yes" and as soon as I said that, I felt a bit of panic. But the provider just slapped my ass in a playful way, smiled, and we had a great time. Lately tho, I haven't been asked at all. If they do ask, I'll say I am as I don't need a clinger or stalker outside the hobby and to keep it discreet.
[QUOTE=Bornagain;1218827]Question for all of you married men, when a provider asks you whether you are married or not? What is your answer? I've always told them "No"; but then she asked if I have a girlfriend? I've always struggled to answer that. It just seemed odd that we are this old, have not married, and have no girldfriends?[/QUOTE]I always say without hesitation that I have a girlfriend, and that she's not as kinky as me, which is why I visit AMPs. Setting the tone for what I expect from them!
[QUOTE=Chik0848;1218845]I don't think it matters to them, in fact, I think it puts them more at ease that you are confident enough to admit that you are married and not trying to "get with them." I figure that I'm not there to impress them. I think that the providers are more willing to confide in you and ask for your advice since we are older and definitely wiser. There are some really nice women who probably want to share and ask for advice but are not sure if they can trust you. One thing I've learned in life is that I'm not smart enough to remember all the lies I've told, so it's much easier to just not do it. What you think?[/QUOTE]I agree with you Chik. I figure they know most of the guys are married. And when you real old like me you get away with,"Yeah, I married, but wifey all dried up."
In the bars, most of the old farts are married too. Most kbgs just assume the customers are married.
[QUOTE=Chik0848;1218845]I don't think it matters to them, in fact, I think it puts them more at ease that you are confident enough to admit that you are married and not trying to "get with them." I figure that I'm not there to impress them. I think that the providers are more willing to confide in you and ask for your advice since we are older and definitely wiser. There are some really nice women who probably want to share and ask for advice but are not sure if they can trust you. One thing I've learned in life is that I'm not smart enough to remember all the lies I've told, so it's much easier to just not do it. What you think?[/QUOTE]You guys are so smart, even figured out what I have been trying to do: get with them, impress them, and hope that someway, somehow, some favorable things lean toward my way. Hey, when Rainbow7 was managed by Yoyo, Yoyo and Sue (her cousin I think) always allowed me to screw their girls, or even themselves without paying for it (put on tabs of course). BTW, I paid them off by the time they closed.
[QUOTE=Bornagain;1218827]Question for all of you married men, when a provider asks you whether you are married or not? What is your answer? I've always told them "No"; but then she asked if I have a girlfriend? I've always struggled to answer that. It just seemed odd that we are this old, have not married, and have no girldfriends?[/QUOTE]I tell them "Yes I'm married, but we're separated."
Now they know I'm committed to somebody else still.
They don't know how bad my situation really is. Keeps them guessing.
The provider / bar girl doesn't want to get involved with a guy who is already in another tangled relationship.
They will leave me alone once I leave and won't bother me with texts or calls.
They might figure I'm loely and need attention and consoling (?) , well maybe. Perhaps they'll feel sorry for me and want to 'make it good for me', but I don't really count on that.
I'm not looking for companionship, just a good sex session. I don't want to have to deal with these chicks calling me at anytime for any reason.
[QUOTE=Chik0848;1218845]One thing I've learned in life is that I'm not smart enough to remember all the lies I've told, so it's much easier to just not do it. What you think?[/QUOTE]That's funny and I'm with you. Learned a looong time ago. The 3 the's don't always work (deny, deny, deny). As for the providers I tell them I'm with someone to avoid any lasting marks. Once had an escort ask me if I was single and said yes and she tried to give me a hickey (sp?). Really hard to explain when you go home. Luckily I broke suction before any permanent damage occured.
[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1217468]He-he, like filling out a Product Registration card, huh? The guy in my post got the Reader's Digest version: the pastor simply called him at work and asked in broken English,"Can marry?"
Due to stress he became one of the 'downshifters' of the time and moved to a lower-paying job. She threatened to divorce him because in Japan it's all about status and she did not want to go on her next trip to Japan (on his dime as always) and have to tell people about his reduced status. [/QUOTE]Where I use to work there are choke MILF and GILF Pinays. I had a cash marriage offer once, I was married at the time though. I would have done it if I hadn't been.
[QUOTE=Bornagain;1218827]Question for all of you married men, when a provider asks you whether you are married or not? What is your answer? I've always told them "No"; but then she asked if I have a girlfriend? I've always struggled to answer that. It just seemed odd that we are this old, have not married, and have no girldfriends?[/QUOTE]I only ask to find out if the call back / text back situation is cool. I know which clients are married, and if I miss their call I can call the single ones back. Otherwise I just email only. Its probably good to say yes if you don't want them ever calling you back when dealing with an independent girl.
Xoxo
There are always two sides to every coin about telling them your status, I just tell them no, they really don't need to know anyway. Problem is they may call you a lot to come see them and if you don't they may get mad. The other, is if it is slow and they are bored and have their own place, you may arrange to see them there if you play it right. The benefits? No knock on the door and the session lasts at least an 1. 5 hours sometimes two. Other time you can get overnighters if you are willing to pay more. Thats when you are really horny-go there take a bath shower together, start screwing, then move to the bed and continue the sex. Then when done go out eat. Come back screw 2-3 more times, go sleep, then wake up and screw one more time then leave. In between also got the girl to massage me before / after the sex, of course I reciprocated to. This usually has costed me $$$$.50 to $$$$$.50. Problem is finding the right girl who is open to it that you know a long time. Also, the next I am so f'd up from being up all night having sex, can't anything. What I like is when a girl will grab your dic like she doesn't want to let it go when you sleep-hehe. However if you get a girl like this-the downside, after so many times, some of them say they love you and would do anything to marry you-ha.
As long as we're in an inquisitive mood, what kind of tips are you mongers leaving? I am referring to an independent with no house fee, not an AMP. Who may provide good (nothing exceptional) service as you expected. You went there, she snapped your bean, you're satisfied and happy. You are already puten out $$ + or minus a few, do you leave an extra 20. 40. 50 or what?
I am just wondering if I am a cheapo or a generous guy. So what's the norm?
Stay safe no matter!