Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows:

Gem Spa.

Went there a couple of times and called ahead to make sure they had some availability. When I asked (over the phone) about a couple of the specific people, the mamasan seemed annoyed. Same when I did it in person. Anyway, 1st visit was nothing memorable. The lack of enthusiasm during the shower indicated to me that expectation should be low. Standard finish and I tipped 60. Did not bother to ask the name and if provided, my brain blacked it out. Second visit I had Jessica (that is what she said her name was). During the shower, proper attention was given to the right places, which seems quite promising. When in the room, a full cover dream was had. Tipped 140. Next time, I had Jessica again. She remembered me since the last dream was just two days earlier. Was expecting the same level of treatment but that did not happen. Not only the shower and the dream was rushed, after 30 minutes she stepped out. When she came back 5 minutes later, she was surprised and annoyed that I was not dressed. I reminded her that I paid for the hr and we still had 25 minutes and a regular massage should be done. She grumbled and after 5 minutes I decided that it was probably in my best interest to cut the session because the massage was quite lame. Not sure I will repeat with Gem Spa and if it happen, I sure will not be choosing her again. As usual YMVV.

Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

Asian Paradise.

Only the massage, no dream, not even a hand one. Not sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it is the policy of the establishment but any direct or indirect allusion to the dream did not change the outcome. Provider spoke understandable English but did not want any conversation. Not quite sure what to make of this.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows

Asian Paradise.

Only the massage, no dream, not even a hand one. Not sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it is the policy of the establishment but any direct or indirect allusion to the dream did not change the outcome. Provider spoke understandable English but did not want any conversation. Not quite sure what to make of this.[/QUOTE]Been there twice. They made it very clear to me that it was legit only and no extra's. Good massage though.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows:

Gem Spa.

Went there a couple of times and called ahead to make sure they had some availability. When I asked (over the phone) about a couple of the specific people, the mamasan seemed annoyed. Same when I did it in person. Anyway, 1st visit was nothing memorable. The lack of enthusiasm during the shower indicated to me that expectation should be low. Standard finish and I tipped 60. Did not bother to ask the name and if provided, my brain blacked it out. Second visit I had Jessica (that is what she said her name was). During the shower, proper attention was given to the right places, which seems quite promising. When in the room, a full cover dream was had. Tipped 140. Next time, I had Jessica again. She remembered me since the last dream was just two days earlier. Was expecting the same level of treatment but that did not happen. Not only the shower and the dream was rushed, after 30 minutes she stepped out. When she came back 5 minutes later, she was surprised and annoyed that I was not dressed. I reminded her that I paid for the hr and we still had 25 minutes and a regular massage should be done. She grumbled and after 5 minutes I decided that it was probably in my best interest to cut the session because the massage was quite lame. Not sure I will repeat with Gem Spa and if it happen, I sure will not be choosing her again. As usual YMVV.

Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

Asian Paradise.

Only the massage, no dream, not even a hand one. Not sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it is the policy of the establishment but any direct or indirect allusion to the dream did not change the outcome. Provider spoke understandable English but did not want any conversation. Not quite sure what to make of this.[/QUOTE]I have NEVER seen, or heard, of anything not legit occurring here. It's been reviewed numerous times with the same outcomes, & I've wasted my time there twice.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows:

Gem Spa.

Went there a couple of times and called ahead to make sure they had some availability. When I asked (over the phone) about a couple of the specific people, the mamasan seemed annoyed. Same when I did it in person. Anyway, 1st visit was nothing memorable. The lack of enthusiasm during the shower indicated to me that expectation should be low. Standard finish and I tipped 60. Did not bother to ask the name and if provided, my brain blacked it out. Second visit I had Jessica (that is what she said her name was). During the shower, proper attention was given to the right places, which seems quite promising. When in the room, a full cover dream was had. Tipped 140. Next time, I had Jessica again. She remembered me since the last dream was just two days earlier. Was expecting the same level of treatment but that did not happen. Not only the shower and the dream was rushed, after 30 minutes she stepped out. When she came back 5 minutes later, she was surprised and annoyed that I was not dressed. I reminded her that I paid for the hr and we still had 25 minutes and a regular massage should be done. She grumbled and after 5 minutes I decided that it was probably in my best interest to cut the session because the massage was quite lame. Not sure I will repeat with Gem Spa and if it happen, I sure will not be choosing her again. As usual YMVV.

Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

[/QUOTE]Well you won't have to worry too much about gem Spa. It's their second run-in with the law. I doubt they will open back up. I'm actually surprised he didn't get taken down earlier. Some of the reviews on rubmaps are pretty explicit. I don't know how many cops use that to find their way in or no would Spas to bust but if the spouse keep disappearing we only have ourselves to blame.

I like Green Spa. Especially Linda who goes by another name she's a lot older but isn't too bad looking, better most of the old women. The only problem I found with Green Spa is they think their services are worth much more. 20 per service on average. They want 60 for a standard finish and 80 for a finish with play.

I never went to the Asian place but the group pretty much agrees you're going to get nothing more than a massage there.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]
Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

[/QUOTE]I see on RM Green Spa is CLOSED, when did you go? I called and a Chinese lady answered the phone and said they were reopening in another location.

She said to call the same # in a couple of weeks, waiting on License.

Did any hear why they closed?

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3839668]I see on RM Green Spa is CLOSED, when did you go? I called and a Chinese lady answered the phone and said they were reopening in another location.

She said to call the same # in a couple of weeks, waiting on License.

Did any hear why they closed?[/QUOTE]They probably got spooked because of the recent bust at GEM. Part of the charges were for not having the proper licenses if I remember correctly from the news article linked.

I was there about six weeks ago and repeated the same week. Based on the experience, I have not repeated since then. So, did not know it was now closed.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3839668]I see on RM Green Spa is CLOSED, when did you go? I called and a Chinese lady answered the phone and said they were reopening in another location.

She said to call the same # in a couple of weeks, waiting on License.

Did any hear why they closed?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3840179]I was there about six weeks ago and repeated the same week. Based on the experience, I have not repeated since then. So, did not know it was now closed.[/QUOTE]Ahhh yes, you went during the great blackout of 2018. They may have closed and relocated due to lack of business as they struggle to find advertising. They weren't that busy before the blackout.

[QUOTE=TehRyc;3840050]They probably got spooked because of the recent bust at GEM. Part of the charges were for not having the proper licenses if I remember correctly from the news article linked.[/QUOTE]Green has been closed for over a month. They kept the phone number in the window. I was thinking they'd want you to call the number so you could set up a session at their home or hotel or something like that. But I haven't tried.

Went twice. First time was vicky. A little thick but nice tits. Thought more was going to happen but nothing. Lots of oil and she straddled my back. First and only time at royal asian was all legit but ended up being ss. Now there's no place to go. Waukegan dried up. Have to drive 40 plus minutes just for FS. Can't one of these places open up on the DL? Have another business as a front and a FS spa in the back?

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3842418]Green has been closed for over a month. They kept the phone number in the window. I was thinking they'd want you to call the number so you could set up a session at their home or hotel or something like that. But I haven't tried.[/QUOTE]I did try. I called and the older Asian voice said they were relocating.

I asked her if Linda was coming back. She said "yes, I think so". I told her I really like Linda, but no hints were given.

So, unless you really pry and see if you can get a private session, I think you will have to keep calling.

Linda wasn't that great, but I didn't pursue her due to her "Libertyville pricing structure." She wanted 80 for HJ and roaming. "touch inside" was 100.

I told her I can get everything I want for 90 in K-town, she was unfazed as "this is Libertyville."

I do hope they open up again though.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3831632]Stopped in, got an older provider (surprise, surprise! Korean or Jap. Fairly lame massage, Russian was spoken. Good enough.

Fun place, but a bit pricey for what you get. $70 for 45 minutes although I think she went over to get the massage finished (the way she planned) Face massage felt great afterwards.[/QUOTE]Out of the way, but tried this place. Got Cookie. Nice tits, no Russian spoken. I tried, but she seemed in a hurry and didn't want to take the time. They're pretty on edge. I started out with no towel, but she then added the little towel. She asked if I was a cop like 5 times. Then she used a sheet. Made small talk, a little OTC. On the flip pitching tent and she tried to get me to leave twice by saying OK All Done. I asked her I had to leave without getting a release. That's when she went on about how she had three kids, couldn't get busted, etc, etc. I said don't worry and got her hand stroking. Then got the girls out. During the session somebody's wife called to ask what the place was since she saw her husband's vehicle there. Uh oh. Cookie said to come back and there would be other girls, is this true?

The only other place in Mundelein that I could find was S massage on 45 or 83. Called and it was 55 for the hour. I doubt anything going on there.

Anyone been lately? Haven't gotten any responses to texts in the last week from any of the numbers.

I always made sure I tipped expected / well, never tried to go beyond what I knew was allowed.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3846602]Anyone been lately? Haven't gotten any responses to texts in the last week from any of the numbers.

I always made sure I tipped expected / well, never tried to go beyond what I knew was allowed.[/QUOTE]Also have been calling and texting but no reply.

Their website is also down.

[URL]massagegurnee.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rroman1;3847131]Also have been calling and texting but no reply.

Their website is also down.

[URL]massagegurnee.com[/URL][/QUOTE]This website is still up (for 109).

[URL]https://soul-mind-bodywork.business.site[/URL]