The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2411268]I have you on my ignore list and I don't read your posts. So many people quoted on your comments this time, I couldn't help but read them.

Believe it or not, Dallas does occasionally make it to appointments. She eventually made it to five dreams with me and she's made it to a lot of dreams with others, as well. Yes, she is probably the most unreliable provider on the planet. But if you do get to see her, she is stunningly gorgeous and she will rock your frickin world. She is also very sweet and has a desire to please.

I have to agree with others on here. You seem to be really jealous of the fact that other mongers have gotten to see her and you have not. Calling Frisbee a liar and continuously touting Rufus and Jazak as pimps makes you sound like a whiney little kid that didn't get to go on the pony ride at the county fair because you didn't have the money.

I think one of the main reasons that Rufus and Jazak post about her so much is because they're both just so damn proud of the fact that they were with that little hottie, that they gotta tell us! If you were ever fortunate enough to dream of her, you'd want to tell the world as well.

Everyone on this great forum knows that Dallas is extremely unreliable. All of us on here are adults enough to determine whether giving Dallas a call and understanding that she probably won't make it, is our decision to make, not yours.

Give it a rest, man.[/QUOTE]Yes, everyone does know that Dallas asks for a very high rate and will take a guy for whatever she can get, We also know that she is unreliable and you will have no idea if she will keep the appointment. Why would AO be jealous of the guys that have significantly lighter wallets and got jerked around like chumps? Some of us expect to get treated with respect from a lady, especially when shelling out big bucks. AO is not the only one slamming Dallas. Read the negative review thread. There are multiple reports of what many of us consider unacceptable behavior.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2411026]A White Knight is someone who tries to convince someone to quit the business even to the extent of offering to support her by being in essence her only client.

These guys who repeatedly review Dallas maybe be interested in her looking favorably upon them or in receiving some kind of discount, but they don't seem interested in her leaving the business.

We all have our favorites (and I recently via PM let some guys who are not jerks, know mine. Sorry Otwist you don't qualify) so maybe that might be a way to let guys know Dallas is the Real Deal unless she asked you to specifically periodically post public reviews.[/QUOTE]981 posts and still no reviews. If you actually have gone out and seen a lady, congrats on breaking your hobby cherry.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2411481]981 posts and still no reviews. If you actually have gone out and seen a lady, congrats on breaking your hobby cherry.[/QUOTE]Otwist would like to ask you a question. Why do you always try to cause trouble? What are the chances that you could just try and get along with other mongers rather then picking on them all the time about something?

[QUOTE=Otwist;2411474]Yes, everyone does know that Dallas asks for a very high rate and will take a guy for whatever she can get, We also know that she is unreliable and you will have no idea if she will keep the appointment. Why would AO be jealous of the guys that have significantly lighter wallets and got jerked around like chumps? Some of us expect to get treated with respect from a lady, especially when shelling out big bucks. AO is not the only one slamming Dallas. Read the negative review thread. There are multiple reports of what many of us consider unacceptable behavior.[/QUOTE]Ok Otwist you can now release Ancientone's dick from your mouth idiot. I get it that he obviously must be your buddy but does that mean that you and other members of the "domain" club have to continue sucking each other dicks?

Idiots.

Smh.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2411721]Otwist would like to ask you a question. Why do you always try to cause trouble? What are the chances that you could just try and get along with other mongers rather then picking on them all the time about something?[/QUOTE]Exec Talent is not a monger, he is a lurker. 981 posts with 0 reviews and not verified by any of the ladies of the board.

Hey Jazak, what are the chances you could stop white knighting for Dallas?

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2409741]Last we heard from you, you were moving to Vermont![/QUOTE]Ditto!

Looks like just more BS from KC!

Doggy poop bags for Chris so he can clean up his own mess, Kleenex for the whiners, popcorn for all, wd-40 to lube the squeaky wheels from the welcome wagon, a new lounge chair for A2, date calendar for Dallas, a community white night outfit, gum for Chloe, golf balls for Dahlia, let's see what else? No attack here just having some fun. Oh and Chris if you want to meet for drinks I will let you buy me some pussy and I will leave you with the tab too as I buy the bar a round on his tab. More than one way to get fucked. LOL.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2410801]Looks to me like you are vicariously living through your "Buddies"! I have been doing this a long time, and sorry, but it's time to admit YOU'RE WRONG! The customer is NOT always right. Your friend would have been offered a shower, I might have even offered a mutual shower, but had he gotten up to leave and declined a shower, he'd have been leaving less a stack. Or, he could have simply let the SP know prior to his arrival that he had gotten stuck at work and needed to go home for a shower first. Excuses are like assholes, if you have never been a SP, YOU DON'T KNOW!![/QUOTE]But his post very clearly said that his buddy asked her if he could take a shower and she fucking freaked, said no, and suggested he try the health club downstairs.

A2 is a considerate monger, I always take a shower before going to play hide the salami, however there are times where it's not possible and I have never once had a SP not let me use the shower. When the request is within reason (using the fucking bathroom) the customer is indeed always right. If shit happens and I'm stinking, and the SP in question won't let me use her shower AND doesn't want to suck my sweaty balls than you better fucking believe I'm leaving and I will be leaving with my fucking money and using my cell phone to call a different SP that doesn't think her pussy is made of gold so that she can EARN my money.

Just some random thoughts as I am packing to go on the Northeast tour. I have about 10 minutes before having to run to the airport. I'm not trying to make any particular point, just weighing in on some of the recent discussion.

Great bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck, "We don't care how you did it up North. " We all are in this hobby for different reasons. And we are obviously on this site for different reasons. We definitely have some people that collect and share great intel. Those are the guys that I listen to. We have some time wasters that live vicariously through those that are more active in the hobby. And we have some loud mouths that seem to want to have things their way. We all know high post numbers mean nothing but low post numbers do mean something.

Discussion with SP's about this site seems to happen a lot. I was asked by one if I ever get together with others in the hobby. My answer was, "Are you asking if I hang out with guys that hire hookers?" I do appreciate the great intel that many of you share. And it appears lately I am being attacked because I treat ladies with respect. Difference in philosophy. The other philosophy is to try and beat the girl down on donation, fuck and get out. I think I will stick to my philosophy because the experiences I am enjoying are the stuff that good novels are made of. Hey, different strokes for different folks, but I tend to go for quality. I also was attacked because I wrote a truthful review of an average SP that others have treated like the holy grail. Sorry, guys, if you read a review by me you can take it to the bank. I am not going to inflate a chick's review for any reason.

There are five rules in this hobby. I didn't invent them. I found them somewhere but the hobby really came to life for me when I decided to use them. Rule #1 may be the most important, it is "Come to grips with the fact that 50% of the population controls 100% of the pussy. There is no free pussy. It all costs. ".

There has been a lot said about the saying, "The customer is always right. " Nice quote, total bull shit in the real world. That saying was coined by the marketing department of the retail giant, Marshall Fields and there is a great story of how it came to be. If you study the history of this powerhouse retailer at all you know that it was just a slogan and was never meant to mean that the customer was actually always right. If you did study it you would also know that Fields failed to replace it with another slogan in a timely manner and today they are out of business. I agree with A2, I have never showed up without having taken a shower but would fully expect a lady to have a shower for me to use. But there are also a couple other things in this story that don't make sense. I am not calling anyone out on it, maybe it happened, maybe not, I just sayin' something doesn't add up. Read the bumper sticker in the second paragraph.

OK. Got to go catch a plane.

C3.

It took me getting burned a few times (by the likes of Vino, Jazak, Rufus) until I realized that just because a monger has SM status, their Intel and intentions can be colored and even twisted. So I learned to dig deeper into how a monger attained this SM status and also to rely on fellow mongers who had gained my trust through PM intel and conversations, to red flag the Posers. Chris5 is a NEWBEE in Central Florida despite his SM status attained in South Florida reports on Street Walkers. Exec Talent is a SM despite his thorough and total lack of legitimate reviews, just a bunch of stupid commentary over time and the post total allowed him SM status. I won't suggest to A2 that he has a problem with awarding a monger SM status but I will suggest that my fellow mongers on this board do their homework on whose "reviews" they can rely upon to become an educated consumer of pussy / body rub for lease.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2411448]Hi Jenna, Looks like from your pics you're another SP in desperate need of a fucking diet. Business must be slow for you as well! If you have time to come in the Rat Trap and complain about my post then you must have a lot of free time on you're hands as well and NO please don't lie on me and say I contacted you're ass for a dream because I did not! Back to you're response, NO I am not wrong I am a 100 percent correct! I have a lot of buddies and we have some awesome times together talking about dumb ass SP'S just like you. In fact I was told and THANKED by a few of my good buddies for being the complete ASSHOLE of a guy that I am! They tried it on some girls and guess what? It worked out way better for them than being that "nice guy" yes they actually thanked me for my honesty and direct approach. So Jenna since you called me out I'm going to let your ass get back to being a fucking SP and I will get back to being a fucking MONGER! Mind you're fucking business and I'm sure maybe C3 or the other very nice senior members will take you out to lunch and put there arms around you and tell you everything will be ok. Well I aint that guy! You need to go and repost on the escort classified section and generate you some fucking business but hey these are just MY opinions and in no way do I speak for the other idiots on this board.

CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.[/QUOTE]Like I said. We all know that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink. I may need a diet in your eyes, however, my dear, as someone who makes money as a BBW, I get paid to be fat! And I can lose weight, you on the other hand, are stupid and there is NOTHING you can do about that. As a matter of fact, more business comes my way than my schedule can handle with school, and an actual job, which you apparently don't have, or won't soon since you like to use the PC's to post on boards like this and cruise BP. All this posting and ranting, when do you have time to put your dick in something other than your hand. And for a little grammar lesson, it's YOUR not You're, okay Bullwinkle? Again, the customer is NOT always right!

An 'I Love Dallas' thread for the boys. Then the haters won't have to complain because they do not have to read it. There is just too much shock and awe when they accidentally stumble upon a positive review in the random threads. HA

[QUOTE=EnglishPub;2411825]Ditto!

Looks like just more BS from KC![/QUOTE]Excuse me me English Pub but who are you? You have very little posts, not sure if any are actual reviews and a couple are asking about Jag. The others are asking about massage parlors. Very suspicious sir. You certainly have no place to talk about me who has more reviews and intel provided on this board in the last several month than anyone.

Thank you kindly.

King.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2411889]But his post very clearly said that his buddy asked her if he could take a shower and she fucking freaked, said no, and suggested he try the health club downstairs.

A2 is a considerate monger, I always take a shower before going to play hide the salami, however there are times where it's not possible and I have never once had a SP not let me use the shower. When the request is within reason (using the fucking bathroom) the customer is indeed always right. If shit happens and I'm stinking, and the SP in question won't let me use her shower AND doesn't want to suck my sweaty balls than you better fucking believe I'm leaving and I will be leaving with my fucking money and using my cell phone to call a different SP that doesn't think her pussy is made of gold so that she can EARN my money.[/QUOTE]Thanks for being awesome A2, but not all mongers are. This guys stories aren't adding up. Looks like a clone to me.

I just read a long ass rambling post by the self appointed leader of the Orlando forum. Unlike you I will call you out C3! You are what I call a USEFUL IDIOT, While still an idiot every now and then you say something USEFUL. You say you're being attacked, ok by who besides me? You say that you did a review on a SP who we all know and you're getting attacked by saying she gave your dumb ass a subpar performance. I know exactly the SP in question that you are referring to, as a matter of fact I got a message from her saying why does this guy continue to bash me on the board and still continue to go out of his way to visit me. You contacted her from a different number because she stopped responding to your number you used to text her from and she says that you told her hey I'm C3 so you should give me really special treatment. Really? Unlike you I don't give a shit what anyone thinks of me but you asshole are a hypocrite.

And this high post low post be. S. ? WTF who cares about post numbers. I have another bumper sticker I want you to read, the one that says STFU! You want to be nice and comfort and pay whatever price an SP tells you then fucking do it. I have no problem with that at all. HOWEVER do not bash other mongers simply because we ain't paying an SP typically ridiculous price for pussy. I and this is just ME, I negotiate everything. If an SP quotes me 50 coins I'm coming back at her with 25 coins. That's just me. We're talking about pussy dude not brain surgery. Most SP think there pussy is golden and worth way more than it's actually worth! You pay 200 for an hour. Congratulations but I'm in the 60 to 80 buck range. As far as hanging out with guy's that pay hookers to fuck them well personally that's the MAJORITY of the guy's who I run with! LOL! I met my best friend a dude who is like a brother to me in Rio inside a place called 4 X4. The number one terma in Rio! We have been friends for over a decade.

One more point to guy's over paying for pussy. I was in San Jose Costa Rica earlier this year and I was inside the Del Rey hotel and casino. Pussy galore everywhere you turn, easily over 200 girls in there all selling pussy. The baddest girl in my opinion was a beautiful blonde young spinner with an ass like Alexis Texas. I went and asked her how much, now I knew she would say a 100 bucks because that's the rate they all start off with. She said a 100 I said 50. She looked at me llike she wanted to slap the shit out of me. She declined the 50 so I come back with how about 80? Which is a stretch for me but I really rreally wanted to fuck this girl! She no ONLY 100 -buck's I say ok and wish her a good night and I go grab another hottie who happily accepted my 50 buck's we go upstairs to my room I fuck the shit out of her and 20 minutes I'm back downstairs by all the action. The SAME girl that turned down my 80 buck request is standing in the SAME fucking spot. She turned down me and 4 of my guy's and a few other guy's as well. So this girl instead being smart and negotiating basically went home with NOTHIN! Some cash is better than no CASH!

It's a fucking buyer's market. A girl says no to your amount you move on to next fucking girl.

So enjoy that plane ride C3! Who knows maybe we here in Orlando will all get lucky and you will stay there! Lmfao.