Massage Parlor Reports

Just wanted to share a few experiences in these areas. Lancaster Ln AMP in Plymouth has one very ugly lady and I think two other part time attractive ladies probably late 20's or early 30's. Got a DIY from an attractive one good voluptuous body. Asked for HE but she said she in relationship so she couldn't do it. However, her massage skills were fantastic! Would definitely repeat.

Down 55, as many have read, there is also a great one and the ladies are usually always very accommodating! And happen to be more attractive than most places.

Maple Grove: Our options are Thai Massage, Arcadia Wellness, and Maple Massage. I've had HE at two of the places and DIY at one of them. All three are good options if you're a part time monger like I am. I'm not full time anymore because this habit can become as bad as any major drug addiction, always looking for the next fix (or HE, BJ, DATY, or FS). Not to mention it can get pricey!! And as mentioned before, many of the ladies are older gals far from their prime and not the most attractive. But you do run into some young and incredibly hot ones from time to time which keeps me going!

Going to AMPs the massages are good and the price right. One disappointment I have the ladies are older and not that attractive just plain looking. In our reports I would like some mentioned of the attractiveness of the gals. Also if anyone has a place where there young and beautiful let me know you can pm me if you like.

[QUOTE=HoosierDaddy11;4454591]Stopped by Fantastic Massage on Friday and ended up TOFTT. The provider I had was also at the front desk which sucked because they were busy that day. Massage was OK nothing special. Probably could of gotten the old Comforting Hands treatment if I had another provider. May try again if I'm desperate.[/QUOTE]I tried it the other day. I didn't have the girl that was also working the front desk but the results were the same. She told me new boss and new people and then said massage only "for now. " I took the "for now" part as a language issue and not a hint that things will be changing soon. I think she was saying massage only now as she was definitely aware of what went on there before. I could be wrong but I won't be back any time soon to find out. I don't cover myself with the towel when I get onto the table. She seemed shocked by this and quickly covered me with the towel and made sure it stayed on the whole time I was there.

The interesting / confusing part is that they seem to be busier now than they were before. I tried one day and she told me to come back in 2 hours. I couldn't do that so I went back a different day. She had to call in another lady, took her less than 15 minutes to get there, and she told someone that came in right after me to come back in an hour. Several more people came in while I was getting my massage and I heard the desk lady, who was also doing massages, take several appointments on the phone. The last time I was there when it was Comforting hands, there was several ladies there when I got there and when I left they were all still sitting there. Another time I was there, I got there a couple of hours after they opened and she said I was the first person to come in. In all the times I was there, 5 or 6, I don't think there was ever anyone else there.

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;4478490]Going to AMPs the massages are good and the price right. One disappointment I have the ladies are older and not that attractive just plain looking. In our reports I would like some mentioned of the attractiveness of the gals. Also if anyone has a place where there young and beautiful let me know you can pm me if you like.[/QUOTE]Tell me about it! I've lucked out having been with a handful of very sexy, younger Asian ladies here and there. But let's face facts-most are older and not very physically appealing. And for older men who are dealing with testosterone and ED issues this can heighten the problems. But being with a hot younger Asian can cure all. It just seems so rare unless you go the escort route. I read once the hot younger Asians are usually reserved for escort services or AMPs for Asians only in places such as California. So essentially mongers are stuck typically with the leftovers. How nice.

HI all. There are a few ads that run on AS every day and some even post local numbers. Does anybody have any experience with these places?

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;4479844]Tell me about it! I've lucked out having been with a handful of very sexy, younger Asian ladies here and there. But let's face facts-most are older and not very physically appealing. And for older men who are dealing with testosterone and ED issues this can heighten the problems. But being with a hot younger Asian can cure all. It just seems so rare unless you go the escort route. I read once the hot younger Asians are usually reserved for escort services or AMPs for Asians only in places such as California. So essentially mongers are stuck typically with the leftovers. How nice.[/QUOTE]It's not just for Asians but CA has great girls for good prices. 220 gets you a full hour of very GFE service. Girls are late 20's.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;4483347]It's not just for Asians but CA has great girls for good prices. 220 gets you a full hour of very GFE service. Girls are late 20's.[/QUOTE]Sounds good to me. Late 20's or early 30's and moderately attractive I don't think is asking a whole lot. But apparently it is these days or at least in the US. Asia is much different. But there should be a house rule that every AMP with good business should have at least one young spinner mid to late 20's to choose from instead of your typical early or late 40's plain looking / ugly Asian with no body. It's a little depressing actually.

I posted in the General section as well. I don't think she is in an AMP. Wondering if anyone has checked her out?

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1114513[/URL]

[QUOTE=RoSteele65;4483838]I posted in the General section as well. I don't think she is in an AMP. Wondering if anyone has checked her out?

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1114513[/URL][/QUOTE]I have not, she's not my type. Have you checked out them? She has 6 reviews on there and it says she logged in this month. Unfortunately, my premium subscription expired yesterday so I can't tell you what the reviews say.

Hello fellow friends,

I am a young mongerer and have been TOFTT at quite a few places. I happen to find a place that all of us would be appreciative for. PM if you want any information or if you know of more. Let's try to keep the good ones quiet below radar! Also would like to know of any other places and personal body rub escorts. Be safe gentlemen.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;4484129]I have not, she's not my type. Have you checked out them? She has 6 reviews on there and it says she logged in this month. Unfortunately, my premium subscription expired yesterday so I can't tell you what the reviews say.[/QUOTE]Should have said, have you checked out Erotic Monkey using the initials only but for some reason every time I try to use just the initials it changes it to "them".

[QUOTE=Monger8768;4484619]Hello fellow friends,

I am a young mongerer and have been TOFTT at quite a few places. I happen to find a place that all of us would be appreciative for. PM if you want any information or if you know of more. Let's try to keep the good ones quiet below radar! Also would like to know of any other places and personal body rub escorts. Be safe gentlemen.[/QUOTE]LEO alert. Do not share.

[QUOTE=TimWatley1973;4398329]Anyone have any info on this one. Says her name is LinLin and she lost her "contacts".

[URL]http://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/pure-massage-only/802030852865[/URL]

She sent this photo saying its her real photo.[/QUOTE]Saw her last week, photo is close but not her. Great service and quite happy.

Giselle is a new hottie at two locations, now reviews disabled. Why might that be? Why nothing on them site? Any intel would be great.

Hey everyone, long time monger. Got out of the game and decided to give it a shot again. I used to use RM for my update parlor locations. Now it seems RM doesn't update there parlors. So can someone tell me some new massage parlors that are located in Eden Prairie or Chanhassen area? Mostly trying to stay West metro. Better yet, is there a place I can go that would let me know new ones open? Driving around doesn't work LOL.

JF closed.

Could this post raise more red flags?

[QUOTE=Monger8768;4484619]Hello fellow friends,

I am a young mongerer and have been TOFTT at quite a few places. I happen to find a place that all of us would be appreciative for. PM if you want any information or if you know of more. Let's try to keep the good ones quiet below radar! Also would like to know of any other places and personal body rub escorts. Be safe gentlemen.[/QUOTE]

They told me they were moving again.

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;4499661]JF closed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MinnyMassage;4499968]They told me they were moving again.[/QUOTE]I think they're moving. Anyhow, anyone been to Tigercave in Eden Prairie? They are not open that late which I don't like but thinking of trying them out to see if they have any younger hot ladies for a change compared to most other places around town! Not getting hopes up but who knows I think it's worth a try.

Went to two separate places in the past month and had mixed experiences. The first is on the north end close by 6x4 with a decent looking gal. Started regular session then to he. Heavier not bad looking maybe in 30's. The second was on the south end. Got a older 20's gal, maybe early 30's, and great backrub. The first time it was mechanical nothing special and she was sure to mind her space. The second time was way better massage with close contact but ended with ss. Although I think they were willing.

Tried Jins. Older, chubby lady, strict drape enforcer. Not a great message either. Left not happy.

Previously tried Oasis. Cece, younger, which I know is a big deal for some people. Also strict on the towel and not even a good massage.

I'm about ready to give up on Burnsvill. I mean there are 3 AMPs on the corner of Cliff and 13 alone. Such terrible service, how can they even stay in business?

And with JF closed and my reliable provider gone at HK, I'm really bummed.

Anyone know where they are moving to and if they are open again? PM if you'd rather. I've taken a couple months off and think I'm due for some therapy.

The place in Burnsville on Travelers Trail seems to be a one lady shop now and it's been really hit or miss if she's even open any given day. I think it was closed for a couple weeks a while ago. Used to have 2-3 ladies working at a time and the pre-flip massage was great but not as good lately so I wonder how long they'll be open?

Anyhow, I liked JF and wouldn't mind tracking those ladies down.

Adventure name: Comfort Massage.

Phone: XXX 710 4773.

Web: [URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-asian-health-massage-plymouth-mn-29990[/URL]#rubmaps.

Donation: 70 hr.

Pros: good location (very important because the main door is shared by several businesses and you can go in and out without anyone knowing what business you are patronizing); clean; semi decent English.

Cons: less than average; no extra; and she was surprised that there was no tip either; in fact she was pissed and requested a tip, which of course was not forthcoming; not sure why she expected a tip when the massage was less than average and she was firm on no extra.

Recom: do not repeat.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;4520734]Adventure name: Comfort Massage.

Phone: XXX 710 4773.

Web: [URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-asian-health-massage-plymouth-mn-29990[/URL]#rubmaps.

Donation: 70 hr.

Pros: good location (very important because the main door is shared by several businesses and you can go in and out without anyone knowing what business you are patronizing); clean; semi decent English.

Cons: less than average; no extra; and she was surprised that there was no tip either; in fact she was pissed and requested a tip, which of course was not forthcoming; not sure why she expected a tip when the massage was less than average and she was firm on no extra.

Recom: do not repeat.[/QUOTE]That brings up the tipping question again. I usually would tip at least $20 on a $60 massage if the massage was decent, maybe $40 on a bad effort HE, and $60 for a really good effort HE. My theory was maybe if I went back another time I'd get better service. I think that's maybe silly. Not likely you get the same provider, and not likely she remembers.

I've seen on the forums for other cities (for travel recon) people getting pissed off at tipping for no HE, saying that encourages the bad behavior.

So recently when I've got a crap massage and no extras, I've done no tip.

Is that reasonable? Have people had luck going back to places with strict drape rules or just no HE at all and ever gotten better service?

[QUOTE=Lzoom3;4520780]That brings up the tipping question again. I usually would tip at least $20 on a $60 massage if the massage was decent, maybe $40 on a bad effort HE, and $60 for a really good effort HE. My theory was maybe if I went back another time I'd get better service. I think that's maybe silly. Not likely you get the same provider, and not likely she remembers.

I've seen on the forums for other cities (for travel recon) people getting pissed off at tipping for no HE, saying that encourages the bad behavior.

So recently when I've got a crap massage and no extras, I've done no tip.

Is that reasonable? Have people had luck going back to places with strict drape rules or just no HE at all and ever gotten better service?[/QUOTE]So I'm typically tipping no matter what. Some of these gals are getting almost none of the hourly rate. I figure just touching my fat ass is worth $10. If it's bad I write a shit review and move on.

The challenge I run into is when you finally find a gal who's willing to go above and beyond. She won't give you prices for specific stuff because she's smart and cagey. So she says "how much? Well what do you expect at each tip level without being explicit?

$40-50 he.

I've gotten topless he for $80, which I thought was maybe a little steep.

Usually I'm shopping for just he or he with a little roaming. But wouldn't say no to a little BJ action.

What's the general tip amount difference between FS and a BJ?

It's so damn rare around here to find much more than diy or a rushed HJ so haven't has a lot of practice.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;4522238]So I'm typically tipping no matter what. Some of these gals are getting almost none of the hourly rate. I figure just touching my fat ass is worth $10. If it's bad I write a shit review and move on.

The challenge I run into is when you finally find a gal who's willing to go above and beyond. She won't give you prices for specific stuff because she's smart and cagey. So she says "how much? Well what do you expect at each tip level without being explicit?

$40-50 he.

I've gotten topless he for $80, which I thought was maybe a little steep.

Usually I'm shopping for just he or he with a little roaming. But wouldn't say no to a little BJ action.

What's the general tip amount difference between FS and a BJ?

It's so damn rare around here to find much more than diy or a rushed HJ so haven't has a lot of practice.[/QUOTE]First, anyone had any luck at Phoenix in Burns? Can't seem to land HE no matter what. It's getting downright laughable in MN! It's becoming a fucking joke! But here is the thing: It's quite simple, actually. The Chinese I've come to learn (not all of them) are mostly into ripping Americans off as much as possible! This extends well into sexual massage businesses! Minnesota is one of the worst places to be frequenting AMPs because we're not getting our $$$ worth not even close.

This is a prime reason why Chinese AMPs are flooded with ugly and average looking old hags! If there were some Korean or Viet parlors I'd be giving more business to them especially if they had younger pretty ladies. So if they can rip us off we should do the same back by not tipping or giving next to nothing in tips for bad or no service! And These ladies could care less about us we are just suckers and $$ nothing more!

This is why.

I usually use my 1/2 days on Friday for mischief and I made my way toward WI to what I will call MP #2 from MN which I visited 1 other time and got a great massage and HE but limited groping. They had a wait of about 1/2 hr so I bailed and headed to what I'll call MP #3 from MN. Had a pretty fun time! Went in, not busy, provider was up front, not bad looking, friendly, not uptight about groping, I wore her down I guess because she had a sore back after 45 minutes of a great massage with some teasing so I told her to lay down and she did, I got to do more groping, and asked to fuck and she replied not now which led me to think it was a possibility in the future. I still want to got back to #2 because the gal who greeted me was a new face since first visit but I think tomorrow I may revisit #3 to see if anything and everything is possible. Wish me luck!

[QUOTE=SpectrumOfHulk;4524955]I usually use my 1/2 days on Friday for mischief and I made my way toward WI to what I will call MP #2 from MN which I visited 1 other time and got a great massage and HE but limited groping. They had a wait of about 1/2 hr so I bailed and headed to what I'll call MP #3 from MN. Had a pretty fun time! Went in, not busy, provider was up front, not bad looking, friendly, not uptight about groping, I wore her down I guess because she had a sore back after 45 minutes of a great massage with some teasing so I told her to lay down and she did, I got to do more groping, and asked to fuck and she replied not now which led me to think it was a possibility in the future. I still want to got back to #2 because the gal who greeted me was a new face since first visit but I think tomorrow I may revisit #3 to see if anything and everything is possible. Wish me luck![/QUOTE]Curious which places these are? I can share a couple spots that work every time as well. Thanks for sharing.

There are 6-7 places where a HE with limited roaming are a pretty sure thing but no "go to" places left like we had 6+ years ago when there were hot Thai providers in Chanhassen, a range of younger ones in Eden Prairie, and the ever-moving but reliable Method shop. You also had backpage / craiglist indies where a $40-60 session could turn into a FS / PSE party if there was chemistry and $. Prices are now much higher, there's far less competition and everyone is warier in general. There were also older AMP providers who knew how to do a great long tease and release and seemed to enjoy it. Now the older ones know there aren't many other options so it's like eating at an small airport Burger King or Subway. Minimum effort and overpriced.

Now there are maybe 1/3 the number of parlors, and 1/5 indies, and there's surprisingly little turnover so the same women have been at Burnsville, Eagan, Plymouth, Roseville spots for years and none of them are that attractive or flirty. I find it easier to 'turn' newer providers and at least there's the thrill of the unknown. I've switched to focusing on independent legit therapists and trying to work something out. Minny AMPs are just depressing.

I'll offer $50 for HE with roaming, $40 without. No haggling unless she's attractive (which hasn't been an issue in years) though I've given extra if the teasing starts early and is consistent with a good ending. If she does the typical nada nada nada and then suddenly offers a mechanical HJ with 10 min or less left, I always decline. $40+ is for a good tease and HJ, not just a quick release where I feel pressured.

I'll take a year off and try again at some point.

Everything WiseTraveler wrote couldn't be more accurate! I'm all but done wasting my hard earned money on these places unless they get some new crews with some attractive women for a fucking change. Doubt it'll happen though. No wonder so many of these shops close so frequently! In my experience Independents happen to a be a lot sexier and a nude massage + HE at the very least is almost always a sure bet! Plus they generally have upgrades to BJ DATY and FS! That's called getting your $$s worth! Getting a lame ass massage or HE with some old unattractive hag is NOT!!

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;4526757]There are 6-7 places where a HE with limited roaming are a pretty sure thing but no "go to" places left like we had 6+ years ago when there were hot Thai providers in Chanhassen, a range of younger ones in Eden Prairie, and the ever-moving but reliable Method shop. You also had backpage / craiglist indies where a $40-60 session could turn into a FS / PSE party if there was chemistry and $. Prices are now much higher, there's far less competition and everyone is warier in general. There were also older AMP providers who knew how to do a great long tease and release and seemed to enjoy it. Now the older ones know there aren't many other options so it's like eating at an small airport Burger King or Subway. Minimum effort and overpriced.

Now there are maybe 1/3 the number of parlors, and 1/5 indies, and there's surprisingly little turnover so the same women have been at Burnsville, Eagan, Plymouth, Roseville spots for years and none of them are that attractive or flirty. I find it easier to 'turn' newer providers and at least there's the thrill of the unknown. I've switched to focusing on independent legit therapists and trying to work something out. Minny AMPs are just depressing.

I'll offer $50 for HE with roaming, $40 without. No haggling unless she's attractive (which hasn't been an issue in years) though I've given extra if the teasing starts early and is consistent with a good ending. If she does the typical nada nada nada and then suddenly offers a mechanical HJ with 10 min or less left, I always decline. $40+ is for a good tease and HJ, not just a quick release where I feel pressured.

I'll take a year off and try again at some point.[/QUOTE]I just discovered and am new to this forum. Which couldn't have come at a better time. I have been struggling to find anything lately every go to place I have had has been closed and my options have all but run out. Used to frequent the place off of Nicolette above the Chinese food place, then the place in invergrove went down, then the eden prarie place that then became Plymouth and now that one is gone also. I know people don't like to share places since there so far and few between these days, but I just need a new place that has some teasing with an HE and a little roaming its all I am looking for. Not that I expect anyone to do this but if your feeling generous and want to drop me a tip I would appreciate a PM.

Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.

[QUOTE=BeatsWackin;4533520]Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.[/QUOTE]That place is strictly legit, despite some "reviews" to the contrary on other sites. A good massage, but if you are looking for more, you should look elsewhere.

Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.

Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.

[QUOTE=BeatsWackin;4533520]Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.[/QUOTE]She's nice and is relaxed about draping and will tease some but doesn't dish out the HEs. I think someone posted a fake review on RM once and she replied immediately calling it fake as the place was closed at the time. While she could be lying, I didn't get that sense.

[QUOTE=TonyMacaroni;4535132]Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.

Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.[/QUOTE]You have to take rm with a grain of salt and that goes both ways. I drop my membership and do my homework its more reliable.

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;4536417]You have to take rm with a grain of salt and that goes both ways. I drop my membership and do my homework its more reliable.[/QUOTE]Yeah good advice you are right about RM lots of fake reviews. But recently stopped in a few shops in Burnsville and landed HJ at Trudy massage and Jins. The women were in their 40's but gave out solid HJs. Good massage effort with both women. Thinking of trying New eden spa next time I'm Burnsville.

[QUOTE=TonyMacaroni;4538034]Yeah good advice you are right about RM lots of fake reviews. But recently stopped in a few shops in Burnsville and landed HJ at Trudy massage and Jins. The women were in their 40's but gave out solid HJs. Good massage effort with both women. Thinking of trying New eden spa next time I'm Burnsville.[/QUOTE]Eden spa is tease at most though they do have younger providers. You never know but the only reviewers who claimed to get HJs there were challenged pretty strongly. Still, you never know. Good luck!

Eagan whatever on 2xx2 Horizon (name changes every month) used to be a sure thing. Even got a surprise BBJCIM there once but there are some older / angry / jaded ones who aren't worth it even if they'd offer more.

Minny needs more turnover in providers.

[QUOTE=TonyMacaroni;4535132]Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.

Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. I wonder if these are the same girls from the Eden prairie location.

Does anyone know if there are AMPs in the west metro near any longer? I'm looking for a AMP but seems like they've all moved to Burnsville or Eagan now.

Anyone have any info on harmony in shoreview? I went there once and I didn't have any luck, feel free to PM.