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[QUOTE=Jvaldez;3499103]I set up an appointment due to everytime I pass they are always closed. Lights were off made the call and set up the appointment. She said her name was Mary. Decent massage. Self serve. Bummer. I might go back to try Amy.
Place is very hidden.[/QUOTE]Stopped by and got Mary. Only offered self service but did a pretty decent massage. Very friendly and sweet. May be worth the return just for the massage.
Just came across this and thought it was funny [URL]http://www.massagechinese.com/plainfield-chinese-massage.html.[/URL] Links to exotic massage and hand job right at the top of the page. Clicking on them goes to a site to buy the videos, and based on the pictures look at best like generic massage porn. first link glitchy, this works and shows all their locations http://www.massagechinese.com/spa.html
-w.
Q spa on 75th in wood. Still a legit massage even after a few visits. This was my last time there. The massages are great but not what I'm looking for long term. On the plus side there is a Mexican restaurant in the same lot that I usually go to after the massage.
Had a little time to waste so ran by Fox's Pub. Around the corner had a good massage with standard finish, got a little excited & got her and the eye. .6 to door .4 tip Masseuse was nothing special Asian 40 ish some extra weight, but it worked.
Went back again, got Linda this time. Middle aged as well but good attitude. Signage was inside so it should be going up shortly so it will be easier to spot from the street. Standard finish again with OTC roaming. Word of advice to help ease your masseuse into bring comfortable. Learn a little bit of the language, just the formalities and cordials. It goes a long way when you can speak a little bit of Chinese or Korean, especially with the girls who speak little to almost no English. Linda's English was almost non-existent but she instantly brightened up when I spoke a little Chinese.
[QUOTE=SouthSideAndy;3536445]Went back again, got Linda this time. Middle aged as well but good attitude. Signage was inside so it should be going up shortly so it will be easier to spot from the street. Standard finish again with OTC roaming. Word of advice to help ease your masseuse into bring comfortable. Learn a little bit of the language, just the formalities and cordials. It goes a long way when you can speak a little bit of Chinese or Korean, especially with the girls who speak little to almost no English. Linda's English was almost non-existent but she instantly brightened up when I spoke a little Chinese.[/QUOTE]If you want to have a conversation ask to use the translator she has on her phone.
AJ.
[QUOTE=FeetFeetFeet34;3528682]Had a little time to waste so ran by Fox's Pub. Around the corner had a good massage with standard finish, got a little excited & got her and the eye. .6 to door .4 tip Masseuse was nothing special Asian 40 ish some extra weight, but it worked.[/QUOTE]Dropped in the other day myself, last time was a great experience so I thought it would at least be on par. Man was I wrong. This was one of the all time worst. I should have walked out when I saw my MT, Lisa. Not even remotely attractive to me and I usually don't care as much as some. She dumped so much oil on me from now on her Delta Tau Chi name is "Valdez". The Tin Man would love her. Terrible massage, barely got her to finish me and the whole time she looked away and it was all mechanical. Took me 20 minutes in the shower when I got back to get the first layer of oil off. She wears some sad glasses so if you go there and see her, turn and go the other way. I wish I could remember the MT I had last time, she was great!
I'm familiar with Fox's pizza but only know of locations in orland and mokena?
The one in orland has a place that could be considered "around the corner" but the one in mokena?
If you tell me the one in orland then yeah, I have a good idea what place you're talking about. Could you please clarify which foxs?
[QUOTE=RobertGou2;3537820]I'm familiar with Fox's pizza but only know of locations in orland and mokena?
The one in orland has a place that could be considered "around the corner" but the one in mokena?
If you tell me the one in orland then yeah, I have a good idea what place you're talking about. Could you please clarify which foxs?[/QUOTE]Plainfield, Fox's Pub on Rt 30.
[QUOTE=SouthSideAndy;3536445]Went back again, got Linda this time. Middle aged as well but good attitude. Signage was inside so it should be going up shortly so it will be easier to spot from the street. Standard finish again with OTC roaming. Word of advice to help ease your masseuse into bring comfortable. Learn a little bit of the language, just the formalities and cordials. It goes a long way when you can speak a little bit of Chinese or Korean, especially with the girls who speak little to almost no English. Linda's English was almost non-existent but she instantly brightened up when I spoke a little Chinese.[/QUOTE]Was going to stop by here yesterday but it wasn't open and the sign was off so ended up at I Spa down the street. Could be nice if they cleaned it better, was a funky smell in the bathroom. Ended up with Lulu, late 20's who gave a very nice strong massage with standard finish. Then she went back to the massage for the entire hour, which was a plus. Unfortunately she refolded the towel for the next guy, so I probably won't be back because of that alone. Driving home saw the sign was on for YR, so it might be a call before you go spot to make sure it's open.
-w.
Yea, I spa is a dump. Definite funky smell.
[QUOTE=Wenger;3540088]Was going to stop by here yesterday but it wasn't open and the sign was off so ended up at I Spa down the street. Could be nice if they cleaned it better, was a funky smell in the bathroom. Ended up with Lulu, late 20's who gave a very nice strong massage with standard finish. Then she went back to the massage for the entire hour, which was a plus. Unfortunately she refolded the towel for the next guy, so I probably won't be back because of that alone. Driving home saw the sign was on for YR, so it might be a call before you go spot to make sure it's open.
-w.[/QUOTE]
Saw a sign last week, and noticed the ad the other day so thought I'd stop by. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lily-massage-in-joliet-grand-open/77607517[/URL].
Extra $10 for the table shower. Had Mary for my mt and she was not impressive. Seemed very confused in the ts, and left twice to go talk with the other mt. Massage was actually pretty good, and there was a little light touch teasing on the inner thighs, but when the flip came she was very standoffish. Got a '2 minutes left' and when they were up she just walked out. Maybe worth it with another provider, but not with Mary.
-w.
I've only been in this hobby a couple years but think I'm getting bored already. I stopped by YR the other day and the therapist was sitting on the couch talking on the phone. She looked like she just pulled herself out of bed. Big baggy pajama pants, baggy sweatshirt, hair pulled back. I asked how much and she was very uninterested. Very disappointing. Many therapist at this and other locations don't really act like they want to be there and don't do anything to encourage (at least me) to stay or come back. I don't expect overly provacative clothes but figured they'd want to look a little attractive or inviting. I'm very conscious about being friendly and respectful so they feel comfortable. Am I expecting too much?
SSDD with these places and workers especially in the burbs. The AMP scene remains on the downturn and who knows when it will get better. I don't think your expecting too much.
[QUOTE=ShogunMaster;3573020]I've only been in this hobby a couple years but think I'm getting bored already. I stopped by YR the other day and the therapist was sitting on the couch talking on the phone. She looked like she just pulled herself out of bed. Big baggy pajama pants, baggy sweatshirt, hair pulled back. I asked how much and she was very uninterested. Very disappointing. Many therapist at this and other locations don't really act like they want to be there and don't do anything to encourage (at least me) to stay or come back. I don't expect overly provacative clothes but figured they'd want to look a little attractive or inviting. I'm very conscious about being friendly and respectful so they feel comfortable. Am I expecting too much?[/QUOTE]
Maybe we are not expecting too much, maybe we are paying too much. Let them work for it and they will be more anxious when the money is not in excess.
[QUOTE=Hotwad;3573658]Maybe we are not expecting too much, maybe we are paying too much. Let them work for it and they will be more anxious when the money is not in excess.[/QUOTE]I remember I time when I was hitting home runs at most of the Joliet establishments. It been a couple years! Since that happened. Quality of girls down. Extant of services less. Cost more or the same for less. I feel like I would be better served by using my hand for a few months while saving up for a trip to some place with friendlier and prettier girls. I've been haunting strip club VIP rooms the biggest rip off out there. Maybe we need a new better backpage.
Lucy was not the best looking but gave a brute massage which at first was uncomfortable but left me relaxed afterward. She offered " mouth" as she put it which I obliged. Attacked the sac with a good tongue lashing and sucked til I was about to pop, then finished with the hand. Pretty dam good skill in the BJ dept.
[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;3590312]Lucy was not the best looking but gave a brute massage which at first was uncomfortable but left me relaxed afterward. She offered " mouth" as she put it which I obliged. Attacked the sac with a good tongue lashing and sucked til I was about to pop, then finished with the hand. Pretty dam good skill in the BJ dept.[/QUOTE]In Joliet?
Yea. Not much going on in Joliet or surrounding area. Does anyone have any spots they would like to share?
[QUOTE=SkoutGold;3592461]Yea. Not much going on in Joliet or surrounding area. Does anyone have any spots they would like to share?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately in Joliet there's nothing to share that hasn't been covered multiple times before. My suggestion would be to rtff and depending on what you're looking for you might find it, although probably not in Joliet.
-w.
Usually don't go down Jefferson by the airport. Saw a place there, that I have not seen any reviews. Anyone?
[QUOTE=SkoutGold;3592461]Yea. Not much going on in Joliet or surrounding area. Does anyone have any spots they would like to share?[/QUOTE]Taking the long way home from work, found a place in Glen Ellyn, and one in Palos. Really Nothing to Brag about, But clean, decent Massage and left Happy.
PM for details.
[QUOTE=Ksterk;3616293]Usually don't go down Jefferson by the airport. Saw a place there, that I have not seen any reviews. Anyone?[/QUOTE]Nothing more to say.
[QUOTE=Ksterk;3616293]Usually don't go down Jefferson by the airport. Saw a place there, that I have not seen any reviews. Anyone?[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the place in my post #612?
-w.
[QUOTE=Wenger;3620649]Are you talking about the place in my post #612?
-w.[/QUOTE]DANG I missed your Post. Wish I didn't.
I did not OPT for the Table shower. But otherwise it was exactly the same. Mary was wearing a see through Silk Blouse with a Black Bra, so thought there might be a little play. Not at all, kept moving away.
I did not the see any other providers. The person behind the desk, I honestly could not tell if it was Mamasan or Papasan.
Stopped in the fast food place afterward (BTW Not impressed with that either) Noticed they had Brochure's for Lilly's. They also have a place in Darien. I will not repeat.
Just saved $$$ because two. Two guys watching the AMP on 87th in Naperville / Washington.
Possible LEOs of the unmarked municipal vehicle. Wasn't getting out of their cars for 30 minutes. Could be wrong, but, I listen to my spidey senses.
Stay safe.
Thanks! Also This info should go in Aurora thread.
[QUOTE=Poogee;3628704]Just saved $$$ because two. Two guys watching the AMP on 87th in Naperville / Washington.
Possible LEOs of the unmarked municipal vehicle. Wasn't getting out of their cars for 30 minutes. Could be wrong, but, I listen to my spidey senses.
Stay safe.[/QUOTE]
Stopped in. 60 door fee, got Angela. Not bad looking, 5/10. Laid on the table, and she began teasing right away. 15 minutes in, I flipped. Standard finish. She wanted to finish the massage, I said I was finished and wanted to leave. In retrospect, I should have went for the hhr.
As reported, the place is kind of filthy. I just wanted to check it out since this place is one of the last I did not check out in the area.
Peace.
Stopped by after not having been there in a couple years. An attractive younger girl answered the door, took to the room, then another young looking girl comes in. Name was Cici. It was just ok, average rub and tug. One and done for me, no desire to go back.
Stopped by a few days ago. Met with Tina. 2 or 3 on looks same for massage skills. She also had some very ruff as in coarse hands. I believe before being an mt she probably does a lot of manual work which didn't get me excited at all for the finish. As I suspected the he was very robotic and ruff. Very firm grip with no variation and when the time came I felt like she was going to rip it off pointing me in such a way my baby boys didn't make to much of a mess. I would completely pass on another encounter with her.
[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;3699498]Stopped by a few days ago. Met with Tina. 2 or 3 on looks same for massage skills. She also had some very ruff as in coarse hands. I believe before being an mt she probably does a lot of manual work which didn't get me excited at all for the finish. As I suspected the he was very robotic and ruff. Very firm grip with no variation and when the time came I felt like she was going to rip it off pointing me in such a way my baby boys didn't make to much of a mess. I would completely pass on another encounter with her.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience. She tried to stick a finger in my ass, which I did not appreciate. She did allow UTC roaming.
[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;3699498]Stopped by a few days ago. Met with Tina. 2 or 3 on looks same for massage skills. She also had some very ruff as in coarse hands. I believe before being an mt she probably does a lot of manual work which didn't get me excited at all for the finish. As I suspected the he was very robotic and ruff. Very firm grip with no variation and when the time came I felt like she was going to rip it off pointing me in such a way my baby boys didn't make to much of a mess. I would completely pass on another encounter with her.[/QUOTE]Please PM for this location.
I will be working in the Joliet area next week and would like some advice on a good AMP that may offer a standard HE. Can offer any suggestions for NWI if anyone would like, as this is the only area I have ventured out in. Thank you in advance!
This post will be a prime example of what happens when you break your own rules of Mongering. My #1 rule is to never go to Korean places. Over the weekend I broke my own rule and had a nightmare of a time. My work had sent me way south near Dwight. On the way home it was getting late and I was really in the mood for a quick release. I knew that my only option would be Sun Spa in Morris off of 47. I knew that every review I had ever read on the place was negative, but the little Monger in my pants won the argument and I went anyway. I get in the lobby and ring the doorbell and a Korean grandma opens the door and lets me in. I knew that she wouldn't be giving the massage because she had on a cooking apron and she was having trouble walking, she had a bit of a limp. Probably an injury she received in the Korean War. On the way to the room she started grilling me about how I found the place and had I ever been there before. I told her that I had never been there and I knew about the place because I saw the ad on BP. She leaves me in a room and a few minutes later my MT walks in and she has a bad attitude from the second she walks in the room. She hands me this clear plastic travel case and tells me to empty my pockets and put my cell phone in the bag. I did as she instructed, the whole time I felt like I was being processed at the county jail. She grabs my hand and drags me and my plastic bag to the table shower. The table shower was very long and borderline on ridiculous. The entire time she had this look on her face as if she had just come from a close relatives funeral. A few times we made eye contact and I would smile at her and then she would give me the quick 2 second fake smile. After the longest table shower in the history of the world, she grabbed my hand and dragged me to the sauna where she basically pushed me in and shut the door. In the sauna I decided to relax so I closed my eyes and leaned back. After a while I realized that I had been in the sauna for a while and I thought that I was going to have a panic attack. Because this woman was so unfriendly and basically rude to me, I started having these terrible visions. I started to think that maybe I wasn't in a sauna, maybe she had locked me in a giant Korean BBQ. I started imagining that they were going to leave me in there for a week and then after me being in there for a week all of these Korean women would come in with meat cleavers and hack me up. Not exactly the way I would want my Mongering career or my life to end. She finally opened the door and let me out of the Korean BBQ machine and dragged me back to the room. I complied with her orders and laid face down, at which time she started that light feather touch and basically just rubbed her fingers across my body. After a few minutes she came over by my face and made the universal gesture for a HJ and I shook my head yes. Then she got this disgusted look on her face and pointed to the table, so I got off the massage table and went to my plastic bag and got her tip and placed it on the table. She then started a rather uninspired HJ, she did pull down her dress so that I could play with her fake boobs. I started rubbing her butt over her clothes and she got really angry and gave me a dirty look, so I gave her a dirty look and said "WHAT. " She took her free hand and covered my mouth and pushed down so that I couldn't talk or breathe. She had pure evil in her eyes. She finally took her hand away and focused on the lame HJ. When everything was done she was trying to explain to me that the next time I come back I will be able to get FS. I just shook my head and said OK. I got out into the parking lot and it was very dark and raining. At this point I felt really sad and I wished that I was in better shape and more athletic so that I could kick myself in the balls for stopping at this place. SaintChuck.
This place is terrible. I can't they are still open. Last time I was there, the lady wanted a tip before. I said no, she threw a fit and walked out. I got dressed and left and never will go back.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3739990]This post will be a prime example of what happens when you break your own rules of Mongering. My #1 rule is to never go to Korean places. Over the weekend I broke my own rule and had a nightmare of a time. My work had sent me way south near Dwight. On the way home it was getting late and I was really in the mood for a quick release. I knew that my only option would be Sun Spa in Morris off of 47. I knew that every review I had ever read on the place was negative, but the little Monger in my pants won the argument and I went anyway. I get in the lobby and ring the doorbell and a Korean grandma opens the door and lets me in. I knew that she wouldn't be giving the massage because she had on a cooking apron and she was having trouble walking, she had a bit of a limp. Probably an injury she received in the Korean War. On the way to the room she started grilling me about how I found the place and had I ever been there before. I told her that I had never been there and I knew about the place because I saw the ad on BP. She leaves me in a room and a few minutes later my MT walks in and she has a bad attitude from the second she walks in the room. She hands me this clear plastic travel case and tells me to empty my pockets and put my cell phone in the bag. I did as she instructed, the whole time I felt like I was being processed at the county jail. She grabs my hand and drags me and my plastic bag to the table shower. The table shower was very long and borderline on ridiculous. The entire time she had this look on her face as if she had just come from a close relatives funeral. A few times we made eye contact and I would smile at her and then she would give me the quick 2 second fake smile. After the longest table shower in the history of the world, she grabbed my hand and dragged me to the sauna where she basically pushed me in and shut the door. In the sauna I decided to relax so I closed my eyes and leaned back. After a while I realized that I had been in the sauna for a while and I thought that I was going to have a panic attack. Because this woman was so unfriendly and basically rude to me, I started having these terrible visions. I started to think that maybe I wasn't in a sauna, maybe she had locked me in a giant Korean BBQ. I started imagining that they were going to leave me in there for a week and then after me being in there for a week all of these Korean women would come in with meat cleavers and hack me up. Not exactly the way I would want my Mongering career or my life to end. She finally opened the door and let me out of the Korean BBQ machine and dragged me back to the room. I complied with her orders and laid face down, at which time she started that light feather touch and basically just rubbed her fingers across my body. After a few minutes she came over by my face and made the universal gesture for a HJ and I shook my head yes. Then she got this disgusted look on her face and pointed to the table, so I got off the massage table and went to my plastic bag and got her tip and placed it on the table. She then started a rather uninspired HJ, she did pull down her dress so that I could play with her fake boobs. I started rubbing her butt over her clothes and she got really angry and gave me a dirty look, so I gave her a dirty look and said "WHAT. " She took her free hand and covered my mouth and pushed down so that I couldn't talk or breathe. She had pure evil in her eyes. She finally took her hand away and focused on the lame HJ. When everything was done she was trying to explain to me that the next time I come back I will be able to get FS. I just shook my head and said OK. I got out into the parking lot and it was very dark and raining. At this point I felt really sad and I wished that I was in better shape and more athletic so that I could kick myself in the balls for stopping at this place. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
That's funny, I actually have the same exact rule. And sadly at your expense Chuck, I will not be making any exceptions soon =P. Sorry for the bad night though.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3739990]This post will be a prime example of what happens when you break your own rules of Mongering. My #1 rule is to never go to Korean places. Over the weekend I broke my own rule and had a nightmare of a time. My work had sent me way south near Dwight. On the way home it was getting late and I was really in the mood for a quick release. I knew that my only option would be Sun Spa in Morris off of 47. I knew that every review I had ever read on the place was negative, but the little Monger in my pants won the argument and I went anyway. I get in the lobby and ring the doorbell and a Korean grandma opens the door and lets me in. I knew that she wouldn't be giving the massage because she had on a cooking apron and she was having trouble walking, she had a bit of a limp. Probably an injury she received in the Korean War. On the way to the room she started grilling me about how I found the place and had I ever been there before. I told her that I had never been there and I knew about the place because I saw the ad on BP. She leaves me in a room and a few minutes later my MT walks in and she has a bad attitude from the second she walks in the room. She hands me this clear plastic travel case and tells me to empty my pockets and put my cell phone in the bag. I did as she instructed, the whole time I felt like I was being processed at the county jail. She grabs my hand and drags me and my plastic bag to the table shower. The table shower was very long and borderline on ridiculous. The entire time she had this look on her face as if she had just come from a close relatives funeral. A few times we made eye contact and I would smile at her and then she would give me the quick 2 second fake smile. After the longest table shower in the history of the world, she grabbed my hand and dragged me to the sauna where she basically pushed me in and shut the door. In the sauna I decided to relax so I closed my eyes and leaned back. After a while I realized that I had been in the sauna for a while and I thought that I was going to have a panic attack. Because this woman was so unfriendly and basically rude to me, I started having these terrible visions. I started to think that maybe I wasn't in a sauna, maybe she had locked me in a giant Korean BBQ. I started imagining that they were going to leave me in there for a week and then after me being in there for a week all of these Korean women would come in with meat cleavers and hack me up. Not exactly the way I would want my Mongering career or my life to end. She finally opened the door and let me out of the Korean BBQ machine and dragged me back to the room. I complied with her orders and laid face down, at which time she started that light feather touch and basically just rubbed her fingers across my body. After a few minutes she came over by my face and made the universal gesture for a HJ and I shook my head yes. Then she got this disgusted look on her face and pointed to the table, so I got off the massage table and went to my plastic bag and got her tip and placed it on the table. She then started a rather uninspired HJ, she did pull down her dress so that I could play with her fake boobs. I started rubbing her butt over her clothes and she got really angry and gave me a dirty look, so I gave her a dirty look and said "WHAT. " She took her free hand and covered my mouth and pushed down so that I couldn't talk or breathe. She had pure evil in her eyes. She finally took her hand away and focused on the lame HJ. When everything was done she was trying to explain to me that the next time I come back I will be able to get FS. I just shook my head and said OK. I got out into the parking lot and it was very dark and raining. At this point I felt really sad and I wished that I was in better shape and more athletic so that I could kick myself in the balls for stopping at this place. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3739990]
I knew that she wouldn't be giving the massage because she had on a cooking apron and she was having trouble walking, she had a bit of a limp. Probably an injury she received in the Korean War.
[/QUOTE]LO fucking L.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3739990]
Then she got this disgusted look on her face and pointed to the table, so I got off the massage table and went to my plastic bag and got her tip and placed it on the table. [/QUOTE]I'm with DM on this one. I never tip beforehand. If they walk, so be it.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3739990]
She then started a rather uninspired HJ, she did pull down her dress so that I could play with her fake boobs. [/QUOTE]One positive.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3739990]
I started rubbing her butt over her clothes and she got really angry and gave me a dirty look, so I gave her a dirty look and said "WHAT. " She took her free hand and covered my mouth and pushed down so that I couldn't talk or breathe. [/QUOTE]Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Never heard of this before.
Sucks this happened to you bro. But an entertaining tale.
Stay off the weed, Chuck.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3739990]This post will be a prime example of what happens when you break your own rules of Mongering. My #1 rule is to never go to Korean places. Over the weekend I broke my own rule and had a nightmare of a time. My work had sent me way south near Dwight. On the way home it was getting late and I was really in the mood for a quick release. I knew that my only option would be Sun Spa in Morris off of 47. I knew that every review I had ever read on the place was negative, but the little Monger in my pants won the argument and I went anyway. I get in the lobby and ring the doorbell and a Korean grandma opens the door and lets me in. I knew that she wouldn't be giving the massage because she had on a cooking apron and she was having trouble walking, she had a bit of a limp. Probably an injury she received in the Korean War. On the way to the room she started grilling me about how I found the place and had I ever been there before. I told her that I had never been there and I knew about the place because I saw the ad on BP. She leaves me in a room and a few minutes later my MT walks in and she has a bad attitude from the second she walks in the room. She hands me this clear plastic travel case and tells me to empty my pockets and put my cell phone in the bag. I did as she instructed, the whole time I felt like I was being processed at the county jail. She grabs my hand and drags me and my plastic bag to the table shower. The table shower was very long and borderline on ridiculous. The entire time she had this look on her face as if she had just come from a close relatives funeral. A few times we made eye contact and I would smile at her and then she would give me the quick 2 second fake smile. After the longest table shower in the history of the world, she grabbed my hand and dragged me to the sauna where she basically pushed me in and shut the door. In the sauna I decided to relax so I closed my eyes and leaned back. After a while I realized that I had been in the sauna for a while and I thought that I was going to have a panic attack. Because this woman was so unfriendly and basically rude to me, I started having these terrible visions. I started to think that maybe I wasn't in a sauna, maybe she had locked me in a giant Korean BBQ. I started imagining that they were going to leave me in there for a week and then after me being in there for a week all of these Korean women would come in with meat cleavers and hack me up. Not exactly the way I would want my Mongering career or my life to end. She finally opened the door and let me out of the Korean BBQ machine and dragged me back to the room. I complied with her orders and laid face down, at which time she started that light feather touch and basically just rubbed her fingers across my body. After a few minutes she came over by my face and made the universal gesture for a HJ and I shook my head yes. Then she got this disgusted look on her face and pointed to the table, so I got off the massage table and went to my plastic bag and got her tip and placed it on the table. She then started a rather uninspired HJ, she did pull down her dress so that I could play with her fake boobs. I started rubbing her butt over her clothes and she got really angry and gave me a dirty look, so I gave her a dirty look and said "WHAT. " She took her free hand and covered my mouth and pushed down so that I couldn't talk or breathe. She had pure evil in her eyes. She finally took her hand away and focused on the lame HJ. When everything was done she was trying to explain to me that the next time I come back I will be able to get FS. I just shook my head and said OK. I got out into the parking lot and it was very dark and raining. At this point I felt really sad and I wished that I was in better shape and more athletic so that I could kick myself in the balls for stopping at this place. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Great review, metaphors are brilliant! Thank You for the info Bro, and good luck!
[QUOTE=RobertGou2;3740474]Stay off the weed, Chuck.[/QUOTE]I am sad to report that my visit didn't involve any drugs or alcohol. I wish it had. I go to a lot of AMP's and I can honestly say that this was my worst experience since 2015 when I met the dreaded Poison Ivy. Now I know why this place only has negative reviews. SaintChuck.