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Subject: Orphans
To all of my friends:
There are times when we all wish we could do some good for our fellow human beings. As I have gotten older and more aware of the virtues associated with lending a helping hand, I feel better about myself and the world around me. To this end I am asking for your support in my latest endeavor. I have applied to adopt a set of twins that have been orphaned by the conflict in Bosnia. Your financial support to get these twins to the United States would be appreciated. I know it is in poor taste to ask for money from friends but I feel this is one of those special occasions. Just send whatever you can, and as you are a friend you have my address. Thank you for your support. I know the twins will be thankful.
Thanks for any assistance you can give me.
P.S. Photo of twins attached.
What' up with this?
Bad day.
It's Hard out Here For a Pimp (1920's version)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdGuLXwR9GY[/url]
Sunday school quiz
How important are your side mirrors?
Small details that ruin your pictures....
I'm not sure if this is humorus or should be posted in the [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4227]safe sex[/url] forum.
I found this on the International board in the [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=715366&postcount=1831]Philippines[/url] forum. Kind of funny, but also true.
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST HAPPY MEAL?
How easily we forget,
The Original Happy Meal
Driving Miss Hillary
Hillary's Dream
A 5th grader asked her
mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the
child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother
replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child
persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother
said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the
child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother
patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this
family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around
here."
[QUOTE=A John]DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST HAPPY MEAL?
How easily we forget,
The Original Happy Meal[/QUOTE]
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Please quit posting my baby picture - LOL
Sometimes it is better to have a small one.
[QUOTE=Seva Lurker]I'm not sure if this is humorus or should be posted in the [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4227]safe sex[/url] forum.
I found this on the International board in the [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=715366&postcount=1831]Philippines[/url] forum. Kind of funny, but also true.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the credit (it's mine). I think it belongs here, unless it happens to you and then it is too late for safe sex. I have been overseas for the last eight years and now I'm heading back to the US:(
I hope to be able to add to this forum.
Stay safe,
Robb
Over the past few years I have received many funny images/jokes and have emailed them to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.
Unfortunately, I seemed to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow.
Some people have told me not to be so "crass" and to be more PC.
So, from now on I am only E-mailing pictures of old monuments, nature, and other cultural sights which are educational.
On a trip to the beach, I just happened to capture this fantastic shot of a very nice palm tree!
[QUOTE=Gdlint]Over the past few years I have received many funny images/jokes and have emailed them to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.
Unfortunately, I seemed to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow.
Some people have told me not to be so "crass" and to be more PC.
So, from now on I am only E-mailing pictures of old monuments, nature, and other cultural sights which are educational.
On a trip to the beach, I just happened to capture this fantastic shot of a very nice palm tree![/QUOTE]Sorry, I forgot to resize the pic.
Now this is really funny!
Even man's best friend has his limits!
[QUOTE=Gdlint]Sorry, I forgot to resize the pic.[/QUOTE]
I checked my dictionary and that is defined as paradise.
flow chart for Spitzer's brain
There is no curtains on the curtain rods. :p
[QUOTE=Glenn61]Ha-Ha-Ha,,,You're obviously upset over the "whats wrong here pic",,,you must have swallowed the gag hook line and sinker,,,
Did you pee-pee you panties b1tch...?....... :D
[url]http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/[/url][/QUOTE]
corn beef and cabbage
Happy St. Patrick's Day
Best Nike Ad Ever
Please help the many thousands of homeless women in America. Here's a picture of one of those poor, unfortunate ladies:
Here's the winning 2 largemouth bass from last summer's big tournament in Florida. They practically jumped in the boat.
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Here's the winning 2 largemouth bass from last summer's big tournament in Florida. They practically jumped in the boat.[/QUOTE]
Well duh looks what the bait is..... I'd jump in the fricken boat too!!!!
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Please help the many thousands of homeless women in America. Here's a picture of one of those poor, unfortunate ladies:[/QUOTE]
I could find a place for her, just to get her off the streets!
I had a new fuel gauge installed in my CAR.
It just made more sense!
I met this woman the other day and she said she knew you.
Hey Mom.
First: You have to Locate Your Flag..
Second: Firmly Grasp the Edges... and Pull, Slightly....
Lastly...Observe...With Reverence....
End of Lesson...
The proper observance of tradition.
Sex With a Cowboy
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a Blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers
she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have s#x with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook
that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls!
They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns
and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have s#x with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? ?When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket
of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
Belated Happy Easter
The pink jelly beans taste the best! :p
AJ
Marriage
Alien Collection!
Now these are the type of aliens I wish would invade me.
A redneck wheel of fortune shirt.
Silda Wall Spitzer has been amazingly calm and has shown unusual grace in how supportive a political wife can be during her husband's apologetic speeches. Other women can only hope to emulate her in similar situations.
But of course, in the privacy of their own home ...