Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Lagermorph]I went to the Japanese Spa on Kennedy to try someplace new. I was greeted by a mamasan type lady, maybe 40's nice tits, OK face. She quoted me the. 8 for hour and said "you sauna first? " I said OK, only for a few minutes, but she had me strip in the room and took me to the sauna. She said "I be back ten minutes" which I countered, "Just leave me in here for five or so"

I kid you not, I was in there for 15 minutes before I finally got up and turned the sauna off. I thought I was going to have heat stroke. When the girl came back, she seemed annoyed I was annoyed at being left so long. We moved on to the TS, which I really needed by then. It was so-so, with her using the scrunchy thing and was very clinical.

I think she felt a little bad about leaving me in the sauna, because once we got into the room, her hands roamed freely on me, with particular attention to the boys. It was a quick tease and then the flip. She asked if she could get lotion, but I said I preferred her to use her mouth to get me wet.

I knew she felt bad about leaving me in the sauna when she just smiled and said OK. Excellent BBBJWCIM done slow and teasing and when she finished it was 20 minutes of relaxing rubdown. She didn't ask about a tip at all, of course I did leave one for the excellent ending. 8 door with. 4 tip.

I will return, but will not sauna ever again.[/QUOTE]

I never ever had a BBBJWCIM at an amp. The CIM is very unusual. Any idea if that is normally on the menu. PM me with any details if you would. Also I read that Japanese Spa is next to J Spa. Are they related? Same girls? Same menu? Thanks for any info.

CB

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I never ever had a BBBJWCIM at an amp. The CIM is very unusual. Any idea if that is normally on the menu. PM me with any details if you would. Also I read that Japanese Spa is next to J Spa. Are they related? Same girls? Same menu? Thanks for any info.

CB[/QUOTE]Japanese Spa is on Kennedy and J-Spa is on Gandy. The two used to be owned by the same people but I don't know if that is still true today.

The last time I ventured to either was maybe five years ago and both were very 'just OK' places. Both have had the rep in recent years as rub and tug places with less than beautiful providers.

Back in the Osaka heyday CIM was very common. How I miss Penny and Yumi. I agree that in the rest of the AMP scene it is pretty uncommon as are BBBJs to begin with.

I was halfway tempted to try Ocean Spa in Tarpon yesterday since I was in the area. Gave it a pass though because I couldn't find many reports.

Holy chit BBBJWCIM?

I've been to both J-spa and Japanese spa. One on Gandy, one on Kennedy.

Many times in the past although not recently.. When I did go the only thing avail was a HJ. I guess I'll be making a trip across the bridge!

But I never get in that sauna!

[QUOTE=Lagermorph]I went to the Japanese Spa on Kennedy to try someplace new. I was greeted by a mamasan type lady, maybe 40's nice tits, OK face. She quoted me the. 8 for hour and said "you sauna first? " I said OK, only for a few minutes, but she had me strip in the room and took me to the sauna. She said "I be back ten minutes" which I countered, "Just leave me in here for five or so"

I kid you not, I was in there for 15 minutes before I finally got up and turned the sauna off. I thought I was going to have heat stroke. When the girl came back, she seemed annoyed I was annoyed at being left so long. We moved on to the TS, which I really needed by then. It was so-so, with her using the scrunchy thing and was very clinical.

I think she felt a little bad about leaving me in the sauna, because once we got into the room, her hands roamed freely on me, with particular attention to the boys. It was a quick tease and then the flip. She asked if she could get lotion, but I said I preferred her to use her mouth to get me wet.

I knew she felt bad about leaving me in the sauna when she just smiled and said OK. Excellent BBBJWCIM done slow and teasing and when she finished it was 20 minutes of relaxing rubdown. She didn't ask about a tip at all, of course I did leave one for the excellent ending. 8 door with. 4 tip.

I will return, but will not sauna ever again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blazin 74]Holy chit BBBJWCIM?

I've been to both J-spa and Japanese spa. One on Gandy, one on Kennedy.

Many times in the past although not recently.. When I did go the only thing avail was a HJ. I guess I'll be making a trip across the bridge!

But I never get in that sauna![/QUOTE]I used to visit J-Spa regularly about six years ago when they had a provider named Susan (or Susie depending on what name she gave out on any given day). She gave a great massage and a wonderful HJ but I never got anything more. I heard rumors that she spoke French fluently as well.

She left several years ago and on the my last visit (maybe five years ago, or just under) I had a bookish looking 20-something student who gave a very disconnected HE that left me feeling like I'd made some transgression just in expecting a release. I never went back and every review I read after that indicated the same sorry state of 'affairs.'

Well with Osaka going strong I never looked back and let the fingers, and other body parts, of far better providers do the walking.

Japanese Spa was much the same with a very out of shape mamasan always seeming to be the only one available. Yuck.

Four Seasons was my next favorite until it was raided. I hear some of the same girls are now at Pine Tree. If so I would recommend taking a trip to Pinellas and giving them a visit.

Tampa AMPs are kind of dead to me for the time being.

Don't get your hopes up about BBBJCIM. I'm thinking that dream was just that, dreaming.

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=EyeLuvMassage]J
I was halfway tempted to try Ocean Spa in Tarpon yesterday since I was in the area. Gave it a pass though because I couldn't find many reports.[/QUOTE]

See reports about Spring Spa in St. Pete on the St. Pete forum. Its my new favorite. That place is a lot of FUN.

CB

[QUOTE=EyeLuvMassage]I'm thinking that dream was just that, dreaming.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing. With no disrespect meant to the newbie who posted it and who I'm sure probably meant well in doing so, but 5 posts in about as many weeks on 5 different AMPS and all generally positive when we all know most of these places usually leave a lot to be desired?!? This guy is clearly heavily into his AMPs (and probably doesn't mind paying heavily for the experience). IMHO, he is not the most unbiased source of information nor the most credible.

[I knew she felt bad about leaving me in the sauna when she just smiled and said OK. Excellent BBBJWCIM done slow and teasing and when she finished it was 20 minutes of relaxing rubdown. She didn't ask about a tip at all, of course I did leave one for the excellent ending. 8 door with. 4 tip.

I will return, but will not sauna ever again.[/QUOTE]

Hey, for a bbbjwcim, they can cook me in the sauna 'til well done. It is a relative rarity in an AMP to receive such service.

My first time at an AMP was Four Seasons, and the cimws was what I got. Really warped me for future experiences, as I figured it was the norm. Since then, only three ladies ever provided that at an AMP (and one I had to grab by the ears to keep her from quitting). So if a little good old Catholic guilt helps provide that, I aint above using it. Go ahead and roast my a## in the sauna, it's worth it for that level of service.

Also, .4 tip is a huge bargain. Hell, they can cook me 'til burned for that.

BBBJWCIM at Japanese Spa on Kennedy.

Now that really is a dream.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]See reports about Spring Spa in St. Pete on the St. Pete forum. Its my new favorite. That place is a lot of FUN.

CB[/QUOTE]Thanks, I did read your reports and it sounds like the girl you saw gave the AMP version of a PSE. The $$ is a little more than I'm willing to spend at the moment though, unless that includes the door fee.

Still I'll keep it in mind.

[QUOTE=Bachatero]BBBJWCIM at Japanese Spa on Kennedy.

Now that really is a dream.[/QUOTE]Maybe he was thinking this is TER and he has to embellish the activity level to give a higher numerical rating.

Not that that ever happens. 'cause I'm sure it doesn't. Really.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Haven't heard of Ocean Spa

CB[/QUOTE]I had 3 dreams about this place.

First time, 8 door fee, mamasan took me through the door to go to the room and as we made our way down the hall she said something in Korean (I guess) towards a very young looking and qute asian girl. Oh yes! I thought. Let it be her! No dice, mamasan, who was in her 50's and not very attractive did the honors. TS, a nice light massage, and a HJ was all I was willing to dream from her. Thankfully she dimmed the lights quite a bit.

The chance of hooking up with the young'n made dream a second time.

Alas, no young'n, but someone else. Although she was a step up from mamasan. Thin, 40's, small boobs, maybe a 6 in the face. TS wasn't very inspiring, but FS was acheived for $. Like her chest the performance was kind of flat.

So I went for the 3's a charm thing and another 40ish, tan, with big enhanced boobs, a decent tush, another 6 in the face. TS, again, lacked any inspiration. All in all the same dream as the second one, just a slightly better view.

[QUOTE=EyeLuvMassage]Thanks, I did read your reports and it sounds like the girl you saw gave the AMP version of a PSE. The $$ is a little more than I'm willing to spend at the moment though, unless that includes the door fee.

Still I'll keep it in mind.[/QUOTE]

The $$ includes the .8 door fee. You will have a good time! Enjoy!

CB

Was just there. Went in waited about 2 minutes for girl to come to room. Once she came in we went right to the shower. That was enjoyable. She then took me back to room and asked what I needed. She first said no FS then I laughed and she laughed. She quoted her price would not negotiate. She was cute looked good. Her tits looked good in dress. I payed. She came back undressed and started massaging for 2minutes and then it took off from there. She did anything and everything. Her tits looked even better bare. However, when you touched them they were as hard as a rock. Not to big either. Looked almost natural but hard as a rock and of course they were not natural. I prefer more natural feeling. So overall she did her best to please and I finished the job so that's what's important! I would reccomend it. Does anyone know a place with non asian girls though?

Do you ever wonder what has happened to any of your favorite Osaka girls from the good ol' days?

In my experience the majority of the AMP girls rotate in and out on a regular basis but many of the Osaka girls were here long enough to put down roots.

In particular I miss Penny and Yumy. Even though Penny was faaaar from a stunner she always performed with skill and enthusiasm. I guess I hope that one day I'll come across them (pardon the pun) at one of our area AMPs.

I went back to Japanese spa, hoping to relive my good experience, but it was not meant to be. When I arrived, I did not see my new favorite provider, but rather a younger girl, who was a little plump: but it looked good on her. I got the feeling this would not be a repeat when she asked me if I wanted a sauna and I, naturally, refused. She seemed rather put out that she couldn't leave me in a hot box to roast for 10-15 minutes of my 60. We had a fun TS, with her being playful with the scrubber and her hands. So I felt this would end well.

When we returned to the room she walked on my back, and gave an ok rubdown. When it came time for the flip, she started talking money. At the time, I had very little blood going north, so I was not the best negotiator. I gave her. 6 for a HE which I thought would be a little more than her telling me to pump my hips while she squeezed.

Not an experience I would want to repeat, but as they say YMMV.

Have fun

L

[QUOTE=Lagermorph]I went back to Japanese spa, hoping to relive my good experience, but it was not meant to be. When I arrived, I did not see my new favorite provider, but rather a younger girl, who was a little plump: but it looked good on her. I got the feeling this would not be a repeat when she asked me if I wanted a sauna and I, naturally, refused. She seemed rather put out that she couldn't leave me in a hot box to roast for 10-15 minutes of my 60. We had a fun TS, with her being playful with the scrubber and her hands. So I felt this would end well.

When we returned to the room she walked on my back, and gave an ok rubdown. When it came time for the flip, she started talking money. At the time, I had very little blood going north, so I was not the best negotiator. I gave her. 6 for a HE which I thought would be a little more than her telling me to pump my hips while she squeezed.

Not an experience I would want to repeat, but as they say YMMV.

Have fun

L[/QUOTE]



I'm sorry, but both of your reports sound unusual for Japanese Spa.
This has always been a rub & tug only establishment.

The first post regarding bbbjcim is farfetched.
If any senior members here have had similar experiences at Japanese Spa and can corroborate I'd like to hear about it. :)

The suspicious part of the second post is that she asked for $ up front. These girls are specifically told by the owner NOT to ask for money. They perform the tug, and the customer is expected to tip accordingly. If a customer does not tip well, they will not be welcomed back with any enthusiasm.

Girls do come and go there, and occasionally they get one that has experience working a full service place. They usually don't last long. They move on to make bigger, faster bucks.
But I suppose it is possible that you run into one who provides exceptional service once in a blue moon. It is going to be the exception rather than the rule.

[QUOTE=Vitamin P]The suspicious part of the second post is that she asked for $ up front. [/QUOTE]

Well, if you ventured down the street to Yoshiko, you'd get the basic scrub and massage and after the flip the negotiations start. Now generally the girl will ask "What you like?" If you reply "Everything" then she'll counter with the mandatory donation.

In the heyday of Tampa AMPs the donation was well established and especially if you were a repeat customer with a girl, no discussion was necessary. Osaka was best for this... alas.

[QUOTE=Vitamin P]I'm sorry, but both of your reports sound unusual for Japanese Spa. This has always been a rub & tug only establishment.

The first post regarding bbbjcim is farfetched.
If any senior members here have had similar experiences at Japanese Spa and can corroborate I'd like to hear about it. :)
[/QUOTE]

I regularly go to a local amp and have bbbjcim and greek multiple times in 3 girl sessions. The cost is .2 and all the girls have natural 38 DDD breasts and speak perfect English. No one smells of kimchee, they all like to DFK and after the session is over they all come out to wax my truck.... (of course this only happens on a soft mattress after I nod off for the evening in my dreams)

Hehehe, Vitamin P, maybe you are on to something here ... ; )

CB

Stopped by Osaka again today. New girl, Mina. Nice looking, small rack (A's), great spinner body. Nothing beyond the old rub and tug, but very good at her craft. Plan on trying with her again.

I went to Japanese Spa a while back and had a decent looking girl. She was about 5'6 maybe a little taller, nice legs, and what looked like bloodshot eyes. She looked kind of familiar, good enough to forgo my regular girl. After the flip, she asked how much, etc up front. Wasn't happy when I told her "usually $40". Said "usually more". To make a long story short, she said she used to work at Magic and Seven (across the way) and some other places. I'm 100% sure more was on the menu for the right price. I didn't care for her attitude so I passed, but this might be the one Lagermorph was referring to, although can't imagine she would do anything for nothing. Don't think I'd go back.

Stay safe.

TOFTT at Yokohama.

Chubby, unattractive provider, average massage, only ok release.

[QUOTE=Mister Fusion]TOFTT at Yokohama.

Chubby, unattractive provider, average massage, only ok release.[/QUOTE]

I was there last week and got the most unsatisfying massage of all time. Might be the same girl. Her entire technique focused on digging in between the muscles on my arms and legs right down to the bone. There's no way in hell she's certified by the state. Lackluster release.

Went by Yoshiko om kennedy on Saturday. Was meet by mama san for normal door charge. 8 for an hour. Went to the room and in came a 8. 9 on a 10 scale in looks. We got to talking and I said $. She said $$. I said I would stick with the massage which of course was not the best. I would love to know who is over tipping there. They have ruined a good place. I'm used to be a regular there go figure. Say non. The least mamma san came out and said for me to come back another time a try out different girl and she gave me back half my door few. I think that was because I was a regular and she knew I had gotten better service in the past.

So please who every is over tipping please think be fore you do. You are making it hard on the other hobbyist out there.

[QUOTE=Jonnyspec]Went by Yoshiko om kennedy on Saturday. Was meet by mama san for normal door charge. 8 for an hour. Went to the room and in came a 8. 9 on a 10 scale in looks. We got to talking and I said $. She said $$. I said I would stick with the massage which of course was not the best. I would love to know who is over tipping there. They have ruined a good place. I'm used to be a regular there go figure. Say non. The least mamma san came out and said for me to come back another time a try out different girl and she gave me back half my door few. I think that was because I was a regular and she knew I had gotten better service in the past.

So please who every is over tipping please think be fore you do. You are making it hard on the other hobbyist out there.[/QUOTE]I have also stopped frequenting Yoshiko because of this problem. I don't mind paying extra for the good looks, but the bad service I won't pay a premium for.

Did I dream this?

Stopped by Seven Stars on Kennedy. Was told by my buddy to see Yummi but of course "she on vacation". So saw Loobie (maybe Ruby) 30's a little chunky, cute with big nattys. Very good TS. A little too much negotiating for me, but finally 1.4 was agreed (wanted 2) for everything. Not crazy but got into it enough and seemed to enjoy it a lot. Started with a lil lick then CBJ, moved to mish and then finsihed dog. Then a pretty good medium massage, she actually seemed to know what she was doing.

All in all a decent experience and a very nice girl.

[QUOTE=Aesder]Did I dream this?

Stopped by Seven Stars on Kennedy. Was told by my buddy to see Yummi but of course "she on vacation". So saw Loobie (maybe Ruby) 30's a little chunky, cute with big nattys. Very good TS. A little too much negotiating for me, but finally 1.4 was agreed (wanted 2) for everything. Not crazy but got into it enough and seemed to enjoy it a lot. Started with a lil lick then CBJ, moved to mish and then finsihed dog. Then a pretty good medium massage, she actually seemed to know what she was doing.

All in all a decent experience and a very nice girl.[/QUOTE]

Never heard of this one. Is it new? What is the house fee? How old was the provider? I may have to check this one out. Thanks for any info. You can pm me if you like.

CB

Tried Osaka again last night. Got Mina again, same great service, but when I tried to up the ante, no dice. Even after the first meeting and recognition; seems like this is definitely off limits still.

[QUOTE=Aesder]Did I dream this?

Stopped by Seven Stars on Kennedy. Was told by my buddy to see Yummi but of course "she on vacation". So saw Loobie (maybe Ruby) 30's a little chunky, cute with big nattys. Very good TS. A little too much negotiating for me, but finally 1.4 was agreed (wanted 2) for everything. Not crazy but got into it enough and seemed to enjoy it a lot. Started with a lil lick then CBJ, moved to mish and then finsihed dog. Then a pretty good medium massage, she actually seemed to know what she was doing.

All in all a decent experience and a very nice girl.[/QUOTE]

Rofl...."you have prayed with my rust wrong enough....."

Probably Ruby......

[QUOTE=Jaws Iii]Rofl...."you have prayed with my rust wrong enough....."

Probably Ruby......[/QUOTE]

A few years ago there was a girl at Aloha on Ulmerton who I thought told me her name was 'Loopy', and given that she had a ditsy personality I thought the name fit.

She was a bit taller than the other K-gals I'd seen and had a really nice body so I called before my next trip to make sure she was there. I asked the mamasan for Loopy which confused the hell out of her...

..until she realized I meant Ruby. Oops, my bad. Damn Engrish Plonunciation.

[QUOTE=EyeLuvMassage]A few years ago there was a girl at Aloha on Ulmerton who I thought told me her name was 'Loopy', and given that she had a ditsy personality I thought the name fit.

She was a bit taller than the other K-gals I'd seen and had a really nice body so I called before my next trip to make sure she was there. I asked the mamasan for Loopy which confused the hell out of her...

..until she realized I meant Ruby. Oops, my bad. Damn Engrish Plonunciation.[/QUOTE

Funny as hell....

I met her as well, and had the same problem, except that I figured it out before I called. Not the right idea to make up a name you can't pronounce. But it was still a hoot to figure out what to call her. Loopy? ROFL

I love it when they say, "Whood you rike to rick my critolis?" :)

Tried Mina at Osaka, would rate her average at best due to poor attitude.

Session started out pretty good, so I was surprised after about 20 minutes when she announced "I can't do that all the time, it's not my job. You know that. I'm a masseuse. " Well, I guess I don't know that, because I thought it is her job.

Oh well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. There are enough girls out there that do want us to return, Tina at Oxygen being one of them.

Cheers!

I've always had friendly masseuses there but never able to get any of them naked. Are the current employees a little more "enterprising" than before?

[QUOTE=Bachatero]Tried Mina at Osaka, would rate her average at best due to poor attitude.

Session started out pretty good, so I was surprised after about 20 minutes when she announced "I can't do that all the time, it's not my job. You know that. I'm a masseuse. " Well, I guess I don't know that, because I thought it is her job.

Oh well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. There are enough girls out there that do want us to return, Tina at Oxygen being one of them.

Cheers![/QUOTE]
I sure wish I had had the chance to visit Osaka during it's heyday. I read so many good reports in the archives. Sounds like it went downhill fast and from recent reports ...that it has not gotten any better. Thanks for taking one for the team. So where is the best amp in Tampa? I have only been to the amps in St. Pete. Please pm me w/any suggestions. Thanks so much.

CB

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I sure wish I had had the chance to visit Osaka during it's heyday. I read so many good reports in the archives. Sounds like it went downhill fast and from recent reports ...that it has not gotten any better. Thanks for taking one for the team. So where is the best amp in Tampa? I have only been to the amps in St. Pete. Please pm me w/any suggestions. Thanks so much.

CB[/QUOTE]


It's funny that we talk about Osaka 'back in the day' like it was twenty years ago. Hard to believe it was only a year and a half ago that they were raided.

What Osaka had going for it was the biggest bang for the buck in any AMP I've seen before or since. Maybe not the most beautiful girls but by far the best service at an unbelievably reasonable price. Unfortunately it became a victim of its own success and the attention it received as a result. The goose got killed and there aren't any more golden eggs.

Osaka was the real deal until the bust. Now its a hit or miss from what I read. I used to go there and once a place gets on the hit list I avoid it. Aloha on Ulmerton seems to avoid the hit list but the location 5th ave n gets busted. Figure that one out for me. Also the Aloha on Ulmerton has bebe which is alot of fun but the on 5th ave you have an older grumpy lady which isnt worth the time of day.

I personally go with Aloha on Ulmerton as I enjoy the staff there and I think they are alot more fun to be around.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=EyeLuvMassage]It's funny that we talk about Osaka 'back in the day' like it was twenty years ago. Hard to believe it was only a year and a half ago that they were raided.

What Osaka had going for it was the biggest bang for the buck in any AMP I've seen before or since. Maybe not the most beautiful girls but by far the best service at an unbelievably reasonable price. Unfortunately it became a victim of its own success and the attention it received as a result. The goose got killed and there aren't any more golden eggs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cheesy Rider]I've always had friendly masseuses there but never able to get any of them naked. Are the current employees a little more "enterprising" than before?[/QUOTE]I have been recently, and its still the same. Not naked, but great massage.

Sup dudes! Since I hadn't had a decent meal in a while, and based on a recent review from one of our renowned food critics here on the board. I decided to dine at the Osaka bar and girll. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a very nice looking waitress, straight from the Tokyo Hooters. Tight little body, nice legs and great smile. Very impressed, made me really "hungry". After some pleasant conversation, she took me to the kitchen. Lovingly washed the items that would be brought out later, especially thorough job on the meat and potatoes. Next she led me back to the dining area. Lowered the lights, put on some soft music and made it extremely soothing. After some more friendly conversation, as well as getting me totally relaxed and stress free, I was really anticipating the "house special". She asked me if I wanted to face the other direction, so I did, I could see much better now. She brought out meat stick and began to prepare it. Unlike most meats, this one, the more you "tenderize" it, the firmer it becomes. She applied some olive oil and really went to work on it. She had an excellent technique. There were some nice melons nearby so I figured I'd checked the ripeness. It took me a while, but after much examination, I came to the conclusion that they were all natural, not processed. Very nice. Also within reach was a very inviting rump roast, actually smooth but firm under the wrapper. At this point the the meat stick was almost ready to be finished. She whipped up some cream to go with it. Wow, she really did an awesome job, however, it can get a bit messy, so after I was done, she brought me a hot towel and helped me clean up. All in all, it was a really great dining experience. I asked if there were other courses on the menu, but alas, they only serve appetizers. Anyway, I left duly impressed and satisfied. I give it an enthusiastic thumbs up. I would definitely recommened it as long as you aren't expecting a buffet, but do enjoy a nice "happy hour".

Bon Appetit!

[QUOTE=Nightowl21]Sup dudes! Since I hadn't had a decent meal in a while, and based on a recent review from one of our renowned food critics here on the board. I decided to dine at the Osaka bar and girll. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a very nice looking waitress, straight from the Tokyo Hooters. Tight little body, nice legs and great smile. Very impressed, made me really "hungry". After some pleasant conversation, she took me to the kitchen. Lovingly washed the items that would be brought out later, especially thorough job on the meat and potatoes. Next she led me back to the dining area. Lowered the lights, put on some soft music and made it extremely soothing. After some more friendly conversation, as well as getting me totally relaxed and stress free, I was really anticipating the "house special". She asked me if I wanted to face the other direction, so I did, I could see much better now. She brought out meat stick and began to prepare it. Unlike most meats, this one, the more you "tenderize" it, the firmer it becomes. She applied some olive oil and really went to work on it. She had an excellent technique. There were some nice melons nearby so I figured I'd checked the ripeness. It took me a while, but after much examination, I came to the conclusion that they were all natural, not processed. Very nice. Also within reach was a very inviting rump roast, actually smooth but firm under the wrapper. At this point the the meat stick was almost ready to be finished. She whipped up some cream to go with it. Wow, she really did an awesome job, however, it can get a bit messy, so after I was done, she brought me a hot towel and helped me clean up. All in all, it was a really great dining experience. I asked if there were other courses on the menu, but alas, they only serve appetizers. Anyway, I left duly impressed and satisfied. I give it an enthusiastic thumbs up. I would definitely recommened it as long as you aren't expecting a buffet, but do enjoy a nice "happy hour".

Bon Appetit![/QUOTE]

Are you the guy on the food channel they call "the Iron Chef"? Nice report Nightowl, as you say if you go looking for just an appetizer then it can be very satifying but if you go expecting a feast you may leave hungry.

CB

[QUOTE=Nightowl21]Sup dudes! Since I hadn't had a decent meal in a while, and based on a recent review from one of our renowned food critics here on the board. I decided to dine at the Osaka bar and girll. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a very nice looking waitress, straight from the Tokyo Hooters. Tight little body, nice legs and great smile. Very impressed, made me really "hungry". After some pleasant conversation, she took me to the kitchen. Lovingly washed the items that would be brought out later, especially thorough job on the meat and potatoes. Next she led me back to the dining area. Lowered the lights, put on some soft music and made it extremely soothing. After some more friendly conversation, as well as getting me totally relaxed and stress free, I was really anticipating the "house special". She asked me if I wanted to face the other direction, so I did, I could see much better now. She brought out meat stick and began to prepare it. Unlike most meats, this one, the more you "tenderize" it, the firmer it becomes. She applied some olive oil and really went to work on it. She had an excellent technique. There were some nice melons nearby so I figured I'd checked the ripeness. It took me a while, but after much examination, I came to the conclusion that they were all natural, not processed. Very nice. Also within reach was a very inviting rump roast, actually smooth but firm under the wrapper. At this point the the meat stick was almost ready to be finished. She whipped up some cream to go with it. Wow, she really did an awesome job, however, it can get a bit messy, so after I was done, she brought me a hot towel and helped me clean up. All in all, it was a really great dining experience. I asked if there were other courses on the menu, but alas, they only serve appetizers. Anyway, I left duly impressed and satisfied. I give it an enthusiastic thumbs up. I would definitely recommened it as long as you aren't expecting a buffet, but do enjoy a nice "happy hour".

Bon Appetit![/QUOTE]

I'm generally a buffet kind of guy. At the very least I like a girl to taste my meat stick without the wrapper.

Man, I miss the old Osaka.