EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2743956]There are two friends my girlfriend has that work here. The girl in the pic is a stock photo and does not work for Alinas. lana is 5 ft 9 120. Very nice (personality) girl from Arlington heights. Thin build, blonde hair, 7/10 looks. The other girl is natalia. 5 ft 5 long blond hair. Older about 45+, Thin build. 6/10 looks. From North Lake in case you live in area. Standard finish is offered. The company accepts credit card but charge 10% fee. I got all this info from past meetings with both girls at a get together not related to massage. By the way - all outcall offer standard finish at the least. 100% of outcalls are requested by men and I dont know anyone who would order massage to a hotel and not want a tug. The %s are made up to help make my point. Xabi[/QUOTE]Xabi thanks for the post. Do you know how the quality of the massage is? Some of the places around here barely give a glorified back scratch while others provide a very good therapeutic massage.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2744384]Xabi thanks for the post. Do you know how the quality of the massage is? Some of the places around here barely give a glorified back scratch while others provide a very good therapeutic massage.[/QUOTE]Avoid Lana if you are looking for a true massage. Nataliya is more experience but she is definitely older. I would assume there are better options available than alinas. If you are looking for a therap massage I don't suggest outcall. I may be wrong but I always associate outcall with adult services. Xabi.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2744545]Avoid Lana if you are looking for a true massage. Nataliya is more experience but she is definitely older. I would assume there are better options available than alinas. If you are looking for a therap massage I don't suggest outcall. I may be wrong but I always associate outcall with adult services. Xabi.[/QUOTE]Thanks Xabi- appreciate it. I might give them a call sometime if I just want to relax. Are they reasonably priced or on the higher end? If my back is killing me and I need a more therapeutic session I'll stick with one of my usual gals.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2744953]Thanks Xabi- appreciate it. I might give them a call sometime if I just want to relax. Are they reasonably priced or on the higher end? If my back is killing me and I need a more therapeutic session I'll stick with one of my usual gals.[/QUOTE]The one hour is 100 and 90 min is 150. This fee is for the agency. The girls charge more. So essentially you could pay 250 for a not so good massage and standard finish from a semi attractive Euro in the safety if your own home / hotel. There are much better things to buy then what is mentioned here. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2745234]The one hour is 100 and 90 min is 150. This fee is for the agency. The girls charge more. So essentially you could pay 250 for a not so good massage and standard finish from a semi attractive Euro in the safety if your own home / hotel. There are much better things to buy then what is mentioned here. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Wow- that's very expensive! I'm surprised- I would have thought the total would have been much less. Well I guess I can cross Alina's off my list. Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2745234]The one hour is 100 and 90 min is 150. This fee is for the agency. The girls charge more. So essentially you could pay 250 for a not so good massage and standard finish from a semi attractive Euro in the safety if your own home / hotel. There are much better things to buy then what is mentioned here. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]In all likelihood the girl also gets a piece of that "agency fee", however I have had no xperience with this particular situation. I chimed in becuz when you get into that range you can pickup a legit eros girl! Funny how mongering in chi is. I checked into the mongering in Argentina and full service hot club girls are what we are paying for SW bjs!

[blue]Not anymore hoss, the clubs have all been closed, however if you just want to fuck somebody with great skills that can be done for 50-60 bucks an hour. You're going to be looking at 200 plus at the clubs. The tourists have ruined the market.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2746029]In all likelihood the girl also gets a piece of that "agency fee", however I have had no xperience with this particular situation. I chimed in becuz when you get into that range you can pickup a legit eros girl! Funny how mongering in chi is. I checked into the mongering in Argentina and full service hot club girls are what we are paying for SW bjs!

[blue]Not anymore hoss, the clubs have all been closed, however if you just want to fuck somebody with great skills that can be done for 50-60 bucks an hour. You're going to be looking at 200 plus at the clubs. The tourists have ruined the market.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I'm a stale ol fart myself. Retired these days. I was looking at retiring at places like Argentina or thereabouts. I mean I was all over the map in my online dreaming. Thailand, phillipines, malaysa. So far it's just a dream. I joined an Argentina board and they were just chatting about the clubs closing down due to el president (a woman I believe?) Anyway I did find a little cutie in chi and just working her into this year's budget. So that money is about right then. Tx again.

There's another sexguide site for international. Have a look there and Google some foreign exchange rates. The US $ is exceptionally strong right now. Some places like Russia and Brazil are essentially running 50% sales due to exchange rate. Even the Canadian dollar is a great bargain. So if you like to see the world now is the time.

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2746029]In all likelihood the girl also gets a piece of that "agency fee", however I have had no xperience with this particular situation. I chimed in becuz when you get into that range you can pickup a legit eros girl! Funny how mongering in chi is. I checked into the mongering in Argentina and full service hot club girls are what we are paying for SW bjs!

[blue]Not anymore hoss, the clubs have all been closed, however if you just want to fuck somebody with great skills that can be done for 50-60 bucks an hour. You're going to be looking at 200 plus at the clubs. The tourists have ruined the market.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

A2 I get everything you said except. If you just want to fuck somebody with great skills that can be done for 50-60 bucks an hour. Really? I didn't think that was remotely possible in the chicago market. I hope I'm wrong.

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2747591]I'm a stale ol fart myself. Retired these days. I was looking at retiring at places like Argentina or thereabouts. I mean I was all over the map in my online dreaming. Thailand, phillipines, malaysa. So far it's just a dream. I joined an Argentina board and they were just chatting about the clubs closing down due to el president (a woman I believe?) Anyway I did find a little cutie in chi and just working her into this year's budget. So that money is about right then. Tx again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2748287]A2 I get everything you said except. If you just want to fuck somebody with great skills that can be done for 50-60 bucks an hour. Really? I didn't think that was remotely possible in the chicago market. I hope I'm wrong.[/QUOTE]With all the quotes and other helpful people chiming in I think there requires some clarification a2 I believe was chatting about Argentina. I helped the confusion. Sorry. By bringing in the little chi town cutie I found who is definitely not 50 bucks and more like 4 xs that for "company". She is a non pro and just needs coins for bills I believe (like all). When I was looking at the Argentina sex board I mentioned what girls go for in chi and I was shot down by locals stating I should not come to Argentina as a rich american (ha!) and bring up prices. But I guess those prices also are changing! Tx to all for the comments.

He is talking about in Argentina.

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2748287]A2 I get everything you said except. If you just want to fuck somebody with great skills that can be done for 50-60 bucks an hour. Really? I didn't think that was remotely possible in the chicago market. I hope I'm wrong.[/QUOTE]Somewhere in the thread somebody mentioned how awesome the hooker bars are in Argentina and I was giving an update, because they aren't awesome anymore. The closing of most of them along with concentrating the tourists (drunk yankees) who never learned how to say no in Spanish have ruined what's left.

However if one is just interested in finding a chick to screw your dick off that can be done here for about 50 bucks, like my good friend Caro here.

[URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Caro%20Manzanita_15-3129-8892_13634.htm[/URL]

Or kity.

[URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/kitty_15-59-305439_14789.htm[/URL]

I was only talking about Argentina, I don't know shit about mongering in Chicago

Oh boy! You had me there for a moment. Thanks for these wonderful argentine links. I will start dreaming now and make it happen soon. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2748994]Somewhere in the thread somebody mentioned how awesome the hooker bars are in Argentina and I was giving an update, because they aren't awesome anymore. The closing of most of them along with concentrating the tourists (drunk yankees) who never learned how to say no in Spanish have ruined what's left.

However if one is just interested in finding a chick to screw your dick off that can be done here for about 50 bucks, like my good friend Caro here.

[URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Caro%20Manzanita_15-3129-8892_13634.htm[/URL]

Or kity.

[URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/kitty_15-59-305439_14789.htm[/URL]

I was only talking about Argentina, I don't know shit about mongering in Chicago[/QUOTE]

I'll likely report on this one during the week. At least one positive review in private conversation. Almost looks like the brunette who worked at Sun Spa in Buffalo Grove, before her and Olga parted ways.

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massageout-call-90-special/14464589[/URL]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2759113]I'll likely report on this one during the week. At least one positive review in private conversation. Almost looks like the brunette who worked at Sun Spa in Buffalo Grove, before her and Olga parted ways.

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massageout-call-90-special/14464589[/URL][/QUOTE]Her photo on craigslist is much better. [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5398174520.html[/URL] Wish it was not such a long drive.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2759113]I'll likely report on this one during the week. At least one positive review in private conversation. Almost looks like the brunette who worked at Sun Spa in Buffalo Grove, before her and Olga parted ways.

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massageout-call-90-special/14464589[/URL][/QUOTE]Looks very appealing. The post date from her ad appears to be from 2014, curious if the same girl is still available.

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;2760340]Looks very appealing. The post date from her ad appears to be from 2014, curious if the same girl is still available.[/QUOTE][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-in-call-out-call-massage/19264186[/URL]

Seems to me its an agency.

Xabi, can I send you a pm? Thanks.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2760341][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-in-call-out-call-massage/19264186[/URL]

Seems to me its an agency.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sskokie2431;2760409]Xabi, can I send you a pm? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hello. I turned on PM. Feel free to contact me. Please no need to provide me with any leads on spas, providers etc. Thanks, Xabi.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2760341][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-in-call-out-call-massage/19264186[/URL]

Seems to me its an agency.[/QUOTE]I found this one from CL for the same phone number. Looks indie.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5398174520.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=SamSinger;2760737]I found this one from CL for the same phone number. Looks indie.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5398174520.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Weren't these girls (or at least the pics) used by the location in the west loop. Strictly legit place?

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2760341][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-in-call-out-call-massage/19264186[/URL]

Seems to me its an agency.[/QUOTE]This makes sense to me now. I called to make an appointment. The woman was very friendly and the voice sounded slightly familiar. She said her name was 'Kat' and that she worked out of 1500 Shermer Road. I've seen 'Katija' at the other office on Shermer and judging by the photo, I believe this to be her. Out of curiosity, I called CT to see if 'Katija' was available and she was not. My gut is that she is now independent of CT. Great service by a reasonably attractive young woman, so I'd certainly offer my recommendation.

I was all set to try out Nicole at the Devon & Richmond. The operator told me she was a brunette with highlights, nice figure, and "in her early 30's. " After doing some quick research at rub maps, the only comment I found was by a member stating that the girls are mostly "old and unattractive. " I canceled, but I'm wondering if I missed out on a sure thing, or was I wise to call it off?

I then considered TOFTT and reaching out to blond Anna at Maria's, but this wasn't a day I was willing to self-serve. I decided on something reliable and made another appointment with Inga at CT. Pretty enough features, excellent firm pressure Swedish technique, and accomodating with my direction at the culmination of our session. I've wanted to experience some of the Tantric finishers I've seen in more than a few "Hegre Art" videos. Inga delivered.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2768338]I was all set to try out Nicole at the Devon & Richmond. The operator told me she was a brunette with highlights, nice figure, and "in her early 30's. " After doing some quick research at rub maps, the only comment I found was by a member stating that the girls are mostly "old and unattractive. " I canceled, but I'm wondering if I missed out on a sure thing, or was I wise to call it off?

I then considered TOFTT and reaching out to blond Anna at Maria's, but this wasn't a day I was willing to self-serve. I decided on something reliable and made another appointment with Inga at CT. Pretty enough features, excellent firm pressure Swedish technique, and accomodating with my direction at the culmination of our session. I've wanted to experience some of the Tantric finishers I've seen in more than a few "Hegre Art" videos. Inga delivered.[/QUOTE]Nicole is a hot late 30's Euro. Strong boned girl, but attractive and in good shape. Sometimes she has an attitude and can be a bit aggressive but she delivers and is into it. The reviewer saying "old and unattractive" might have been a 20 yo hobbyist that likes them young. Me, I'm older, so 30-40 is a prime age for me. Experienced, knows what we are each there for, usually no games or issues with finishing the job.

Anna is the opposite, young, inexperienced, and after multiple times she still doesn't want to even watch self serve. She'll walk out or you can finish after she finishes the massage. Christina however is 30's and accommodating.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2768514]Nicole is a hot late 30's Euro. Strong boned girl, but attractive and in good shape. Sometimes she has an attitude and can be a bit aggressive but she delivers and is into it. The reviewer saying "old and unattractive" might have been a 20 yo hobbyist that likes them young. Me, I'm older, so 30-40 is a prime age for me. Experienced, knows what we are each there for, usually no games or issues with finishing the job.

Anna is the opposite, young, inexperienced, and after multiple times she still doesn't want to even watch self serve. She'll walk out or you can finish after she finishes the massage. Christina however is 30's and accommodating.[/QUOTE]Damn. I was feeling leery about TOFTT. It always seemed like EMP girls were more gun-shy within Chicago city limits, especially at Tatiana's on Milwaukee. Northbrook is so quiet and unassuming. It always feels like the girls are simply left alone. (The only one who I ever heard of being busted, was Anna when she worked for Olga in Buffalo Grove.).

Dream that I stopped in at an old-school Polish massage school a little north of a cpd precinct recently a couple times. There is talent there if you're willing to let them make sure you're not from said precinct. Dreamt that I hadn't been in there in a while and pulled K. , a younger one. They didn't really recognize me in that dream, and so left teased. Went back in another dream and pulled T. , older and not as pretty but took care of me pretty well. Dreamt that I went back a third time, pulled K again and was treated to one of the best experiences I ever had.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2769636]Damn. I was feeling leery about TOFTT. It always seemed like EMP girls were more gun-shy within Chicago city limits, especially at Tatiana's on Milwaukee. Northbrook is so quiet and unassuming. It always feels like the girls are simply left alone. (The only one who I ever heard of being busted, was Anna when she worked for Olga in Buffalo Grove.).[/QUOTE]Anna at Maria's is different than Anna in BG. Maybe because of my eastern European background I usually fair well with EMP's. Accurate used to have a reliable stable. The Northbrook basement location was reliable. The other Northbrook location on Shermer (also a basement location) was always a strikeout for me. The EMP on Milwaukee south of Devon by a few blocks was always a legit place by my experience, but there are a few other UTR places that fair well.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2768514]Nicole is a hot late 30's Euro. Strong boned girl, but attractive and in good shape. Sometimes she has an attitude and can be a bit aggressive but she delivers and is into it. The reviewer saying "old and unattractive" might have been a 20 yo hobbyist that likes them young. Me, I'm older, so 30-40 is a prime age for me. Experienced, knows what we are each there for, usually no games or issues with finishing the job.

Anna is the opposite, young, inexperienced, and after multiple times she still doesn't want to even watch self serve. She'll walk out or you can finish after she finishes the massage. Christina however is 30's and accommodating.[/QUOTE]I agree with the review of Nicole. The other provider I have seen at this location is Diana who used to be at Bless in Rosemont. They also keep later incall hrs than some of the other EMP's.

[QUOTE=QuietMan44;2769804]Dream that I stopped in at an old-school Polish massage school a little north of a cpd precinct recently a couple times. There is talent there if you're willing to let them make sure you're not from said precinct. Dreamt that I hadn't been in there in a while and pulled K. , a younger one. They didn't really recognize me in that dream, and so left teased. Went back in another dream and pulled T. , older and not as pretty but took care of me pretty well. Dreamt that I went back a third time, pulled K again and was treated to one of the best experiences I ever had.[/QUOTE]Also how do some of the seniors and other xperienced AMP players feel about that place east of nagle / narr on gunnison. That is walkable 4 me. Tx.

Does anyone know what happened to Gina from Miracle Massage?

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2770342]Also how do some of the seniors and other xperienced AMP players feel about that place east of nagle / narr on gunnison. That is walkable 4 me. Tx.[/QUOTE]The seniors in here have made me a believer in the idea that you have to make reports before you get info shared with you. I've got more info on both places, but you need to make a report before you get it. You've got more posts than me but not a single report. Don't mean to be a jerk, but I think that you need to TOFFT and get back to us before I tell you anything more.

[QUOTE=QuietMan44;2769804]Dream that I stopped in at an old-school Polish massage school a little north of a cpd precinct recently a couple times. There is talent there if you're willing to let them make sure you're not from said precinct. Dreamt that I hadn't been in there in a while and pulled K. , a younger one. They didn't really recognize me in that dream, and so left teased. Went back in another dream and pulled T. , older and not as pretty but took care of me pretty well. Dreamt that I went back a third time, pulled K again and was treated to one of the best experiences I ever had.[/QUOTE]Can you share info on this place? PM if you must!

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2771559]Can you share info on this place? PM if you must![/QUOTE]PM sent. Check your inbox.

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2770342]Also how do some of the seniors and other xperienced AMP players feel about that place east of nagle / narr on gunnison. That is walkable 4 me. Tx.[/QUOTE]I was there a couple of years ago. Typical AMP experience. I don't remember specifics so I must have gotten a rub and tug and gave my normal tip. 4 Not a ripoff and no complaints.

[QUOTE=QuietMan44;2769804]Dream that I stopped in at an old-school Polish massage school a little north of a cpd precinct recently a couple times. There is talent there if you're willing to let them make sure you're not from said precinct. Dreamt that I hadn't been in there in a while and pulled K. , a younger one. They didn't really recognize me in that dream, and so left teased. Went back in another dream and pulled T. , older and not as pretty but took care of me pretty well. Dreamt that I went back a third time, pulled K again and was treated to one of the best experiences I ever had.[/QUOTE]Stopped in and got K also. Very friendly and great massage but only teasing. I believe there more on the table and will return soon.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2770005]Anna at Maria's is different than Anna in BG. Maybe because of my eastern European background I usually fair well with EMP's. Accurate used to have a reliable stable. The Northbrook basement location was reliable. The other Northbrook location on Shermer (also a basement location) was always a strikeout for me. The EMP on Milwaukee south of Devon by a few blocks was always a legit place by my experience, but there are a few other UTR places that fair well.[/QUOTE]So has any one been lucky enough to get anything extra out of Anna? She has such a tight firm body and used to really give a great massage. Her massage of late has suffered. As I have said in the past she could make a lot of extra cash if she offered " help".

Seems that there is a newer girl at Olga's. She's blonde if that helps. A little older but very friendly. Massage is decent and I dreamt that extra help WAS available.

[QUOTE=WildRider80;2779431]So has any one been lucky enough to get anything extra out of Anna? She has such a tight firm body and used to really give a great massage. Her massage of late has suffered. As I have said in the past she could make a lot of extra cash if she offered " help".[/QUOTE]I don't think it will ever happen. She is just to shy and restrained. Maybe some type of cock-a-phobia? You're also right. Massage has gone downhill. There are others there that will make your day happy, though.

So I have a few questions about etiquette. If a massage therapist switches companies is it polite to let everyone know who she is? I figure some guys prefer to see NEW girls and if someone has info that a "new" girl really isn't new should that info be passed on? Also there seems to be much more openness about dreams in the street walker section about availability of bbbjs then there is in this section. I know most euro girls are very careful and I consider myself lucky if I have the opportunity to dream of a BBBJ but is that something every one should know about? I don't want a provider to stop doing something special because I opened my mouth, why do you guys think? I have really found great info on this board and I want to contribute back and help the cause. Any opinions are greatly appreciated.

The Rider.

[QUOTE=WildRider80;2780792]So I have a few questions about etiquette. If a massage therapist switches companies is it polite to let everyone know who she is? I figure some guys prefer to see NEW girls and if someone has info that a "new" girl really isn't new should that info be passed on? Also there seems to be much more openness about dreams in the street walker section about availability of bbbjs then there is in this section. I know most euro girls are very careful and I consider myself lucky if I have the opportunity to dream of a BBBJ but is that something every one should know about? I don't want a provider to stop doing something special because I opened my mouth, why do you guys think? I have really found great info on this board and I want to contribute back and help the cause. Any opinions are greatly appreciated.

The Rider.[/QUOTE]I think it is completely appropriate to pass along info about MT's switching locations as well as the services they offer.

With some of the euro places the MT's like to remain a little more low key, so maybe if you are more selective in those cases and send info through PM's it might help protect your relationship as well as the privacy of the MT.

As in most situations, a broadcast message can (and will) be abused by some members that don't have the tact, diplomacy and privacy. Ie:, especially in a Euro situation, you don't want some junior member calling for an appointment at an established MP and asking for "Sasha" because I heard she gives BJs. Or even pressing a MT by saying "I heard you give BJs so I want one".

Just sayin'.