Rants and Raves plus Stupid Shit

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2315250]Just to clarify, its not a bake sale, you are correct.

The muffin thing is simply a bit of levity to lighten the mood. I know Quail was very disappointed in Melanie's behavior and was genuinely pissed that she ripped him with a cash and dash. This guy has done a great deal for that chick and she literally 'bit the hand that feeds her' (more levity;)). So now we are all just running with the blueberry muffin jokes.

Quail has been in the game longer than any 10 dudes I know and rarely needs the 'I told you so' lecture. But as we can see, we all learn from this lesson. Never let your guard down, EVER.

Now lets go have some muffins!

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]I have never been comfortable with outcall (coming to your house) and have only done it twice. Once was cool with exctacy and had no problems at all, but I can't say I was comfortable with it. The next was a long time provider who I had seen many times and she showed up drugged out of her mind,(I think she has cleaned herself up since) was a disaster and I couldn't wait for her to get out of there, and that was it for me. It seems like alot of girls on BP lately post incall, but once you call them they say outcall only and get pissed at you for even calling. I am just reading your ad that says incall available now. I am fine with them not taking incalls, but when they advertise it, don't be snotty with me and hang up on me if I ask if you have any incalls available today. Take the time to change your ad! The reason I am posting this here was I felt bad for quail because this happened as a outcall. Reinforcement for me not to ever bring them to my home. I have been burnt by SW's stealing stuff out of my car, cash and dash's, stealing money out of my pocket while they give BJ's, one was good enough to get my credit card out of the wallet. All lessons learned over a long time doing this and now I take precautions ahead of time and for the most part try and stick with well know providers doing incalls at safe locations, I will do incalls to homes,(only reviewed safe though) but I really prefer hotel rooms. How do others feel about having outcalls to your home? I won't rent a room, already spending enough cash with the hobby.

Medico Van. Thanks for your contributions as a member of this site. And if and when you choose to return, we will welcome you back.

[QUOTE=MedicoVan;2315800]Fellow mongers,

I need to step away from the hobby. Probably for a long time. I'll continue to read and post replies if I think I can contribute value here, but because I need to get my finances right I won't be mongering.

I've been in this world. As a strip club DJ (in a different city and state) and as a hobbyist since the elder Bush was in the White House. A woman should have the right to use her beauty and her body as she sees fit, and men should have the right to participate in this exchange.

But. Several women I've met. Nikki, Rachael and Jenn come to mind. Are lovely, intelligent women who are funding their addictions through their efforts. I wish they could keep on doing what they're doing but without being so self destructive.

Stay safe, and again, thanks for all the information and for maintaining this community.

M.[/QUOTE]

Where o where has my little dog gone? Oh where o Where can he be?

I'm so sad that he is taking a break. Must be the whole divorce lawyer issue.

I wonder what will happen when the soon to be ex-wife uses all this shit against him in court?

Or maybe he did us all a favor and Jumped into the river near the falls of Glenn?

Drowned like a lying wet rat, perfect.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2323301]Where o where has my little dog gone? Oh where o Where can he be?

I'm so sad that he is taking a break. Must be the whole divorce lawyer issue.

I wonder what will happen when the soon to be ex-wife uses all this shit against him in court?

Or maybe he did us all a favor and Jumped into the river near the falls of Glenn?

Drowned like a lying wet rat, perfect.

PK.[/QUOTE]Has been rather quiet lately.

Does LongHorn 365 make anyone else get that feeling? I smell BS in the wind.

[QUOTE=Dave518;2323773]Does LongHorn 365 make anyone else get that feeling? I smell BS in the wind.[/QUOTE]Perhaps he consumed large quantaties of alcohol cooked massive amounts of food and choked on it. I meant to post regarding FP our missing comedian .

[QUOTE=Cetacean;2325916]Perhaps he consumed large quantaties of alcohol cooked massive amounts of food and choked on it. I meant to post regarding FP our missing comedian .[/QUOTE]Frankieboy has now 'guested' his account on Eccie, so chances are that some real life drama has befallen our little drama queen.

I'm actually surprised he hasn't asked to do the same thing here as, under certain circumstances, that has happened to others in the past. An attempt to hide activity from the divorce lawyer or unhappy wife is the typical purpose. But who knows what ulterior motive that ass clown is up to.

His bullshit is as unwelcome there as it is here.

Good riddance!

Peace PK.

Let's move on to bigger and better things!

Leave the trolls under the bridge and lets head for the Beach!

The reports on that Bekka chick make her sound pretty unappealing, but to each their own.

I'd like to take a second to thank the new guys and tenured Vets alike for sticking with the program!

Reports help us make safe, happy choices! Both good and bad reports are valuable in their own way. So please report! Doesn't matter if a chick has 30 other reviews and you feel like you will add nothing. That is unproductive thinking. ALL real reports ADD value.

Little Blue Pill or not, KEEP IT UP BOYS! ;).

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=RonJeremy69;2331090]Logan: I did check my pm and nothing there. Maybe went to wrong Ron Jeremy? There are a few of us here. LOL.[/QUOTE]Should have chosen John Holmes. LOL!

[QUOTE=Antonio6969;2337087]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]: [/b] [blue]This report was deleted because the content of the report was [u]pointless[/u], [u]unproductive[/u] [u]drama[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [I]Thank You! [/I]

Make an advertiser profile and post ads, chicks trying to write like guys never works.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]A2 should create a special dumbass thread where he could move these posts to so we can still read them for entertainment, but keep them out of the review threads. LOL!

[QUOTE=Rdavis1972;2337915]A2 should create a special dumbass thread where he could move these posts to so we can still read them for entertainment, but keep them out of the review threads. LOL![/QUOTE]That would be AWESOME!!

Nothing like holding dipshits up to ridicule! My favorite pastime;).

I like the way you think RDavis!!

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=Jerry1078;2340246]And, BTW, check her pic on NR under albany BUT then do this:

Go to her site (previous post) and click "Three National Review Sites!

Then.

1st link: Kelly. Naughty Reviews.

Not the same person, although the front page pics seem the same as her NR Albany pics.

Unless I screwed up, this has "scammy" written all over it.[/QUOTE]Not trying to stir the shit-pot, BUT!

Lets keep the bashing and speculation in the rants and raves thread. That is what it is for and some of these posts belong there.

Until someone TOFTT, everything else is just speculation. And to be honest, if why'all do a little legwork and RESEARCH I think you will find she has good reviews around the different sites.

I don't know her or have a horse in this race, I'm just trying to be the voice of reason for a change;).

And FWIW, I'm not attacking the OP for this, I'm just using the post to illustrate the need for a little internet investigating before the bashing begins. No more, no less.

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2340879]Not trying to stir the shit-pot, BUT!

Lets keep the bashing and speculation in the rants and raves thread. That is what it is for and some of these posts belong there.

Until someone TOFTT, everything else is just speculation. And to be honest, if why'all do a little legwork and RESEARCH I think you will find she has good reviews around the different sites.

I don't know her or have a horse in this race, I'm just trying to be the voice of reason for a change;).

And FWIW, I'm not attacking the OP for this, I'm just using the post to illustrate the need for a little internet investigating before the bashing begins. No more, no less.

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]One thing that's not speculation, she's got 13 forum posts, and 5 of them, including the last 4 in a row have been deleted by admin. That doesn't speak highly for her intelligence. I sure hope she makes up for it with top notch service, but I'm certainly not racing to the front of the TOFTT line to find out!

[QUOTE=Rdavis1972;2341187]One thing that's not speculation, she's got 13 forum posts, and 5 of them, including the last 4 in a row have been deleted by admin. That doesn't speak highly for her intelligence. I sure hope she makes up for it with top notch service, but I'm certainly not racing to the front of the TOFTT line to find out![/QUOTE]That's my point. If you look deeper into the posts, such as the banter surrounding them from other members, she seems to be a legit provider. And most, if not all the comments regarding her service and performance are positive.

There is not 'always' a direct correlation of proper posting etiquette with bedroom performance. Sometimes there is, but not always. Kind of like the girls with a 'shoddy' incall room (pizza boxes, ashtrays etc.) that perform like rockstars vs. The clean neat 'tranquilzed mattress' experience or vise / versa. Again, I'm not defending her or Wk'ing her at all. I am merely stating that some people just are not savvy with the 'posting in the forum' dynamic.

My preliminary research so far has not presented much beyond 'good provider-poor poster'. I'll report back when I know more or have something to report.

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2341226]That's my point. If you look deeper into the posts, such as the banter surrounding them from other members, she seems to be a legit provider. And most, if not all the comments regarding her service and performance are positive.

There is not 'always' a direct correlation of proper posting etiquette with bedroom performance. Sometimes there is, but not always. Kind of like the girls with a 'shoddy' incall room (pizza boxes, ashtrays etc.) that perform like rockstars vs. The clean neat 'tranquilzed mattress' experience or vise / versa. Again, I'm not defending her or Wk'ing her at all. I am merely stating that some people just are not savvy with the 'posting in the forum' dynamic.

My preliminary research so far has not presented much beyond 'good provider-poor poster'. I'll report back when I know more or have something to report.

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]Agreed, there absolutely doesn't have to be that correlation between life skills I'll call it, and level of service, but first impressions are tough to overcome. If you come off as an ass, you may not get the chance to demonstrate that level of service. Look at your situation with Jamie I think it was. You already knew she had to notch service, yet kicked her to the curb over some bad exchanges with her handler. If that were a first experience, she'd probably have been dead to this forum, and we wouldn't know about her service.

All that being said, not to go putting down the providers, many I've had the privilege to sample are actually quite intelligent, but many of these chicks would much rather have a normal job, but don't have the brains to get one. Those with the "bad life skills" would probably fall into this category.

[QUOTE=Rdavis1972;2341883]Agreed, there absolutely doesn't have to be that correlation between life skills I'll call it, and level of service, but first impressions are tough to overcome. If you come off as an ass, you may not get the chance to demonstrate that level of service. Look at your situation with Jamie I think it was. You already knew she had to notch service, yet kicked her to the curb over some bad exchanges with her handler. If that were a first experience, she'd probably have been dead to this forum, and we wouldn't know about her service.

All that being said, not to go putting down the providers, many I've had the privilege to sample are actually quite intelligent, but many of these chicks would much rather have a normal job, but don't have the brains to get one. Those with the "bad life skills" would probably fall into this category.[/QUOTE]You're absolutely correct.

Speaking of Jamie, did you see her ad?

Happy days are here again;).

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2341934]You're absolutely correct.

Speaking of Jamie, did you see her ad?

Happy days are here again;).

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]As funny as it is, I did see her ad, but not until after I referenced her in my post. LOL!

I'm replying here to disagree with Guestnyc who has a total of 2 posts, both yesterday. Now maybe guest did have a bad time with "Ivy" but as I said in my review it's actually little petite Layla who from what I've seen generally gets pretty high marks. She has always been fresh and clean in my visits and never made me wait either as Ivy or Layla. When I saw Layla last week she said a girl with purple hair she used to work with stole her pics after they had some sort of falling out. She also said she contacted said purple hair and asked her not to use her pics and was told to fuck off.

The reply to my post made me think guest didn't even read the whole thing; just took a shot like someone holding a grudge would do. I think Layla has only been posting as Ivy for a few weeks. From my experiences guests' reply to my review sounds fishy (pardon the pun) though there is more then one Ivy on other sites. Anyone else have a bad time with Layla??

About guest; first post a plug, second trashing another provider and saying "all the girls on Washington Ave know about her". I'm officially calling out bullshit on this.

Next problem; Amy at the AMP on Nisky / Schen border the other day who seemed to really be into DATY made clear that was now off limits. Since she barely speaks any English, she drew a square in the air and said "computer, no good" several times when I gave her the tongue sign which before she went for quite enthusiastically.

I know she didn't read about herself so either the AMP operators are checking out the forum or someone made clear she was known for that. I'd hate to think any of us conveyed we read about her to her online.

[QUOTE=GuestNYC;2343602]Ivy fake pics, bad attitude and bad smell. I have to wait for half hour to get into motel. Very bad response. Stay away from this girl. Check out on eccie for real Ivy reports.

Most of Washington ave girls know about this fake girl.[/QUOTE]I can't agree with the post AT ALL!

I have seen Layla / Ivy dozens of times and NEVER had a bad time or bad smell. Always does a great job with the phone skills and TCB.

I agree with IvyLeaman, this post sounds suspicious, like a former co-worker with an axe to grind.

And Considering all the shit that went down between 'Purple Diva' and Kendra-Layla group, I have little doubt it is just the newest version of retribution.

I wish she would understand how stupid it makes her look, trying to 'get back' at them for whatever wrong she feels happened between them. Why would any customer want to go and see a girl with this "bag full o' crazy"? If she goes this batshit crazy with other chicks, imagine what she'll do to 'get back' at a customer she feels offended her?

I've seen Layla, Kendra, Kendall, Texas Katie, and numerous others from that 'crew' and NEVER had any issues as GuestNYC suggests. Yes, I've seen some that had 'marginal' service (Purple Diva being one) that I would not repeat with. But for the most part, never had any of these issues with Layla / Ivy.

Like the saying goes, 'When you lay down with dogs, you get fleas". I'm sure Laya / Ivy and Kendra are sorry they ever got involved with that flea-bag.

And the Drama continues.

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;2344305]I'm replying here to disagree with Guestnyc who has a total of 2 posts, both yesterday. Now maybe guest did have a bad time with "Ivy" but as I said in my review it's actually little petite Layla who from what I've seen generally gets pretty high marks. She has always been fresh and clean in my visits and never made me wait either as Ivy or Layla. When I saw Layla last week she said a girl with purple hair she used to work with stole her pics after they had some sort of falling out. She also said she contacted said purple hair and asked her not to use her pics and was told to fuck off.

The reply to my post made me think guest didn't even read the whole thing; just took a shot like someone holding a grudge would do. I think Layla has only been posting as Ivy for a few weeks. From my experiences guests' reply to my review sounds fishy (pardon the pun) though there is more then one Ivy on other sites. Anyone else have a bad time with Layla??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rdavis1972;2342208]As funny as it is, I did see her ad, but not until after I referenced her in my post. LOL![/QUOTE]Where did you see her ad? I really really would like to see her again!

[QUOTE=DunKin9;2345503]Where did you see her ad? I really really would like to see her again![/QUOTE]It was under the classified ad thread.

[QUOTE=JamieJinxy;2341236]Hi,

My Name is Jamie and I consider myself funloving, reliable, loyal and a GFE. I have been Touring and working with agencies the last 7 months. I am back independently and available for dates only on weekends for now. I screen and take Ter white lisitings, P411 and Eccie handles or provider okays for reference. If I can screen and verfiy you easily I can offer an incall / outcall. I have a low volume, high quality attitude and hope to enjoy our hobbies safely. I cannot answer my phone all the time and use it once your verified and we are confirming our appointment and local. Please email me from my site [URL]http://Jamiejinxy.indyfiles.com[/URL] to either reconnect with me or introduce yourself. Again I can only offer weekend availability currently! All info is on website!

Xoxo Jamie.[/QUOTE]

I think wht we have here is a case of an old boyfriend LOL I've seen bekka numerous times an so have my friends thrs no body in the bathroom no one trying to rod you it was all safe an her menu is completely open. She said it was her ex or a stalker writing these bad reviews.

[QUOTE=GotMe104;2294379]Hello all, just reposting because I saw this dirtbag just put up another ad. Look at my report below and stay away!!

[URL]Albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you've-tried-the-rest-now-come-and-try-the-best-guaranteed-to-satisfy-your-fantasy/15671147[/URL][/QUOTE]Just to sum it up, he's just bsing just like in his other replies. So apparently she's wrong about the idea of the whole bf thing. Just pick a provider and go on with it.

[QUOTE=GotMe104;2294379]Hello all, just reposting because I saw this dirtbag just put up another ad. Look at my report below and stay away!!

[URL]Albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you've-tried-the-rest-now-come-and-try-the-best-guaranteed-to-satisfy-your-fantasy/15671147[/URL][/QUOTE]He's just bsing just like in his other replies, bad remarks. Choose a provider and go on with it. She's wrong about this idea.

[QUOTE=MilfLick420;2347501]I think wht we have here is a case of an old boyfriend LOL I've seen bekka numerous times an so have my friends thrs no body in the bathroom no one trying to rod you it was all safe an her menu is completely open. She said it was her ex or a stalker writing these bad reviews.[/QUOTE]I'm neither of those things. I'll happily accept 150 in my pocket from you to compensate for the $$ that was stolen. Funny 2 other reviews from "New" posters. Wonder who they could be? The beauty of this site is it puts pressure on the con-artists and people looking to not provide services but still profit from situations to fold up thier tents and move on. Sorry your not getting the business you had hoped because I am a member here and chose to expose the situation.

To all of you out there, if you chose bekka don't say I didn't warn you first.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2345339]I can't agree with the post AT ALL!
I have seen Layla / Ivy dozens of times and NEVER had a bad time or bad smell. Always does a great job with the phone skills and TCB.
I agree with IvyLeaman, this post sounds suspicious, like a former co-worker with an axe to grind.

And the Drama continues.

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]AAAANNNDDD, Cue the crickets.

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=FlameHead11;2348160]Just to sum it up, he's just bsing just like in his other replies. So apparently she's wrong about the idea of the whole bf thing. Just pick a provider and go on with it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlameHead11;2348172]He's just bsing just like in his other replies, bad remarks. Choose a provider and go on with it. She's wrong about this idea.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, but am I the only one confused about these posts? What 'bs' in what other replies? And what does 'she is wrong about this idea' mean?

Not sure I understand your position?

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2348510]I'm sorry, but am I the only one confused about these posts? What 'bs' in what other replies? And what does 'she is wrong about this idea' mean?

Not sure I understand your position?

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]To clarify, this is a rant section so I'd like to attract some attention and have people flaming each other. I'm neither any nor have no intention of this or to implicate one another. Choose a provider and go on with it or not. There are good and bad reviews either way. Here's another post that's similar.

[QUOTE=Freedom2B;2305984]HERe is the link. Do not bother.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-and-really-excited/15791046[/URL]

The only thing that may be true of the ad is the word NEW as she is using her real cell phone. Advised she get a burner. Not at all the girl in pics. She was an egg shaped troll at best. She would have to give me 400 roses just to get me to be naked in front of her. I think she should get out of the biz as quick as she is trying to get in it. Oh. I doubt that she is the Gville thief that was talked about last yr.

What a waste of an hour and a half.[/QUOTE]Peace.

FH.

[QUOTE=FlameHead11;2351012]To clarify, this is a rant section so I'd like to attract some attention and have people flaming each other. I'm neither any nor have no intention of this or to implicate one another. Choose a provider and go on with it or not. There are good and bad reviews either way. Here's another post that's similar.

Peace.

FH.[/QUOTE]Thanks for clearing that up?? Wait. What you just say? I read it 3 times and I'm still confused.

[QUOTE=Rdavis1972;2351352]Thanks for clearing that up?? Wait. What you just say? I read it 3 times and I'm still confused.[/QUOTE]RIGHT!

HOLY SHIT I thought I was getting dementia or some shit!

Perhaps flamehead needs to adjust the dosage on that medication?

Peace.

Pk.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2351361]RIGHT!
Perhaps flamehead needs to adjust the dosage on that medication?
[/QUOTE]AAAAANNNNNNDDDDD, Cue the crickets again. : /.

PK.

OH MY GAHD!

I wonder if she reminds anyone of certain streetwalkers in the area?

[URL]http://efukt.com/21212_'Original_P'.html[/URL]

BAHAHAHAHA.

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2357514]OH MY GAHD!

I wonder if she reminds anyone of certain streetwalkers in the area?

[URL]http://efukt.com/21212_'Original_P'.html[/URL]

BAHAHAHAHA.

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]I have always wanted to be with a provider my age or a little older (I am 65) . BUT after seeing that clip, I may have to re- think that desire. Perhaps I should have three 22 year old ladies at the same time and their combined ages equal mine. LOL.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2357514]OH MY GAHD!

I wonder if she reminds anyone of certain streetwalkers in the area?

[URL]http://efukt.com/21212_'Original_P'.html[/URL]

BAHAHAHAHA.

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]Where is her incall? The mausoleum at Pinewood in Troy? I love it when a chicks tits crinkle up like that! LOL!

I have her contact number for those found wanting!!

LOVE the Walking Dead moment!! Maybe it'll be an A&E special presentation!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water;).

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;2357514]OH MY GAHD!

I wonder if she reminds anyone of certain streetwalkers in the area?

[URL]http://efukt.com/21212_'Original_P'.html[/URL]

BAHAHAHAHA.

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]E [URL]www....That[/URL]'s just not right. I watched that while eating lunch and couldn't finish.

[QUOTE=TheRealWantsom;2358403]E [URL]www....That[/URL]'s just not right. I watched that while eating lunch and couldn't finish.[/QUOTE]I do believe that was the correct physiological response;).

LOL.

Peace.

PK.

I'm posting here rather then under the Massage Parlor page because after every review where I have singled out a good provider at an AMP the next time I go there are severe limits. Today I was told by a masseuse I was getting friendlier with that the AMP bosses read the forum. Also that after giving a good review a barrage of phone calls for said masseuse and walk-ins is making her look bad, not good. Whether it is members or not is irrelevant. If you want automatic FS get an FS provider. That's what I do.

Sometimes I just want a massage; but that's been known to lead to other adventures on occasion. I don't have a solution except I will no longer post AMP reports as it seems I'm sabotaging my own chances. Sorry but getting privileges with these ladies takes time and money and I can't afford to waste either, not having won the lottery.

Alright. The level of provider douche-bagery has reached an all time high. Please allow me to elaborate.

Last night, feeling the need for some strange, I decided to look up a new girl and TOFTT. I searched the Albany section of BP and found a lot of the same old bs. Since I live north of Albany, I decided to check out the Glens Falls section of BP. There I found this listing:

[URL]http://glensfalls.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-hott-playmate/16223970[/URL]

All looks good upon first glance so the basic research starts. First step, look her pics up on [URL]tineye.com[/URL]. There are no fewer than 42 sites using the top pic, and 6 using the bottom one. STRIKE 1! I figure what the heck lets see how this provider responds to an inquiry to meet. I text her and she says that her rules are simple and are outlined in the video on her website [URL]www.gfevibe.com/cin[/URL] Out of curiosity I hit the website and watch the video that explains in order for us both to feel more comfortable I need to set up an account and deposit $25 into an account. I text her back stating emphatically she must be nuts and that the only way I'd see her were under rules which make ME, THE CUSTOMER comfortable. Those rules are uber basic, she tells me her address, I show up, we do what adults do, then I provide her with the agreed upon donation amount. Anything different than that was not going to fly. She texts me back telling me that the $25 is a deposit that is applied to the donation and it's purpose is so that we both feel comfortable. I proceed to explain to her in a rather firm but gentlemanly way that I would never fall for her scheme since the only person feeling comfortable with me depositing a $25 pre-visit amount would be her.

My point here is, who do these girls think they are? I'm sure there are guys who don't show up when appointments are made. Hell, I've been one of them however things happen, occasionally. I can tell you this, there are a higher percent of the providers that are unreliable than the guys doing their best to see them. I've been fucked over at a rate of 3:1 (for every three girls I make appointments with I have 1 that is there / on time / the girl in the pics).

If any of you fall for this shit, god love ya. Never will this guy EVER pay any amount sight unseen for the opportunity to set an appointment. This has dine and dash written all over it. What in the hell could this girl be thinking, fake pics, a video and scenario that benefits ONLY her, and a scheme that has Maddoff jealous.

There has to be a village who misses their idiot.

L10.