Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WheresTheFun; 1515377]First time posting.

Tried Linda's. Great massage. Nothing else. Had Jenny, left the towel on the table while she worked the back but she covered me when she was done with the back. On the flip she bumped against me a couple of times, but it ended there. A full hour and a great therapeutic massage, she offered nothing else.

Might try again but with these expectations.[/QUOTE]Good luck.

Typical MC tease and no please routine, allow you to touch slightly, bump your boys a time or two, etc, then nothing. You keep returning hoping it will change next time and they need to be comfortable with you but in reality it doesn't. LE cracks down on the places giving extras. So if a place does open they do their think for a short time and move on, they do not push it. Someone below said the original owner moved on to FL, typical and smart.

If you are returning for anything more than the massage, you are wasting money, if the massage is that good that you return solely for that well we all need a good massage sometimes.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1464986]Been there a few times, for me its hit and miss. Sometimes something special will happen, but other times nothing special will happen. MC did its thing again not to long ago, so it is more likely than not there wouldn't be anything special going on here.[/QUOTE]I'm contemplating giving Amma a try despite my misgivings. I just want to get it out of my system that I tried the Russian place. I called and was told it's $.0 for 60 min and. 7 for 30 min. That's pretty damn expensive. I'll just cut my losses and try 30.

I had a great experience tonight up in HoCo that I will post about in the Jessup forum.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1516862]I'm contemplating giving Amma a try despite my misgivings. I just want to get it out of my system that I tried the Russian place. I called and was told it's $.0 for 60 min and. 7 for 30 min. That's pretty damn expensive. I'll just cut my losses and try 30.

I had a great experience tonight up in HoCo that I will post about in the Jessup forum.[/QUOTE]Go across the street instead. It's more reliable IMHO.

[QUOTE=Peter Growgh;1517128]Go across the street instead. It's more reliable IMHO.[/QUOTE]What's there?

BTW, am I the only having a problem with the forum? Clicking on the new message link in the notification email takes me to beginning of the tread and searches don't work either. I get the right search results but clicking on any result goes to a completely different message.

[QUOTE=Jay1218;1503064]I'm also a lover of Latinas (although many Brazilians don't consider themselves Latinas!) and went to see the beautiful Byanca. Magnificent! The best experience I've ever had, and I've been around a bit. Gorgeous, intelligent (she speaks three languages) , skillful, sweet, and funny. The massage was a combination of Swedish, deep tissue, and sensual with lots of B2B. She has a creative even artistic technique, taking her time and sensing which muscles need extra attention. And a serious HE. I honestly felt exhilarated by her beauty and the lovely experience. Treat her with courtesy and respect and I hope your experience will be as worthwhile. I can't wait to go back.[/QUOTE]I made an appointment to see her tomorrow night. Her rate must have gone up as she told me it's $.4 for the hour. Is there tipping when it's an indy?

Thanks

It was a bit of a clusterfuck finding her but when I eventually did it was amazing. She gave me an address in Silver Spring to meet her. When I got there I called as I was having trouble finding the place and she said she wasn't even there. Someone with the same name had called to cancel and she thought that was me. She offered to give me a discount for the inconvenience. That wasn't the only inconvenience, however.

After some back and forth emails she finally gives me a completely different location. In ROCKVILLE! She admitted screwing up and I headed over, stopping to grab a bite to eat as I was starving. Sucks as I had come from Rockville. Turns out she didn't realize where she was going to be today and I guess forgot that she had given me the other address.

It was an amazing massage and I would definitely repeat if it weren't for the fact that my other half will be home soon.

Damage was $.2 with the mentioned discount. I left very happy.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3209320122.html[/url]

Please any information?

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1519204]It was a bit of a clusterfuck finding her but when I eventually did it was amazing. She gave me an address in Silver Spring to meet her. When I got there I called as I was having trouble finding the place and she said she wasn't even there. Someone with the same name had called to cancel and she thought that was me. She offered to give me a discount for the inconvenience. That wasn't the only inconvenience, however.

After some back and forth emails she finally gives me a completely different location. In ROCKVILLE! She admitted screwing up and I headed over, stopping to grab a bite to eat as I was starving. Sucks as I had come from Rockville. Turns out she didn't realize where she was going to be today and I guess forgot that she had given me the other address.

It was an amazing massage and I would definitely repeat if it weren't for the fact that my other half will be home soon.

Damage was $.2 with the mentioned discount. I left very happy.[/QUOTE]I saw byanca last week. Easy set up, good massage. I actually had to go to the silverspring place and that was hard to find since her building is hidden in the corner. I would def recommend her as well.

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1522342]I saw byanca last week. Easy set up, good massage. I actually had to go to the silverspring place and that was hard to find since her building is hidden in the corner. I would def recommend her as well.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I think I actually found that place before she told me to come all the way back to Rockville. D'oh! Google Nav takes you to the wrong spot entirely, then trying to figure out where the building number was in the "condo" complex was difficult. The 'hood looked a little sketchy so in the end I was glad to end up at her friend's townhouse in a nice part of Rockville.

[QUOTE=Criollo; 1521194][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3209320122.html[/url]

Please any information?[/QUOTE]Why don't you try it and report back?

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1522640]Yeah, I think I actually found that place before she told me to come all the way back to Rockville. D'oh! Google Nav takes you to the wrong spot entirely, then trying to figure out where the building number was in the "condo" complex was difficult. The 'hood looked a little sketchy so in the end I was glad to end up at her friend's townhouse in a nice part of Rockville.[/QUOTE]Yea it seemed a bit sketch. But that's silverspring for you. Doesn't she do 4hands in rockville with that friend? I've been thinking about going for the 4 hands but I don't know if it's worth it.

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1523824]I've been thinking about going for the 4 hands but I don't know if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]IMHO, it does not worth.

Stay safe,

Aman

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1523824]Yea it seemed a bit sketch. But that's silverspring for you. Doesn't she do 4hands in rockville with that friend? I've been thinking about going for the 4 hands but I don't know if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]I tried it yesterday, nothing special at all. I would rather do an hour each.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1516271]Good luck.

Typical MC tease and no please routine, allow you to touch slightly, bump your boys a time or two, etc, then nothing. You keep returning hoping it will change next time and they need to be comfortable with you but in reality it doesn't. LE cracks down on the places giving extras. So if a place does open they do their think for a short time and move on, they do not push it. Someone below said the original owner moved on to FL, typical and smart.

If you are returning for anything more than the massage, you are wasting money, if the massage is that good that you return solely for that well we all need a good massage sometimes.[/QUOTE]Nice post and perfect description of MC AMPs.

There are very limited places where you can get extras in MC. From talking to couple therapists, the owners are getting good business on regular therapeutic massages and will not take any risks with LE by providing extras to customers.

Late report. Was in the area Saturday and went to nebel st:

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3221913337.html[/url]

Called ahead and asked if they had a shower. They said no, then laughed and said yes. I was told my appointment was in 30 mins. I arrived and was shown to a closet shower, shown where the soap was and was left to my own devices. I was then shown to my room by a 50 something provider. Asked for a hour and proceeded to get a mediocre massage. The flip came a few minutes before the timer beeped. My thighs were massaged over a towel until I was at attention. I was told the massage was over so I pulled the towel off and gave a look. I was told I could only close the session myself while free to roam. Here is my assessment:

Provider looks: 2.

Provider attitude: 5.

Massage: 5.

Damage:.7 +.3.

Needless to say, I will not be returning.

Happy hunting and be safe