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[QUOTE=MrEpS; 1717046]I have been reading about Beyond 5000 for a while and got the urge to go see Sandy that everyone is talking about. I started planning on this about a month ago.

It's been about 10 years since I've been to a parlor and it was pretty exciting to plan on going to Beyond 5000. I have not done any man scaping for almost 10 years and needed a trim real bad. The old pubes were pretty long and my ass hair was a tangled mess. So I asked my wife to trim me up. She was right away very suspicious of my intent as she knew that I was kind of comfortable with all that hair down there. I kind of put her mind at ease telling her that the kling ons and the smell often was a problem even with strong deodorant and aftershave.

She started trimming with a pair of scissors that were pretty dull and had a hard time cutting the hair. But it sure did cut the old bean bag. Put a nice gash into the old sack and I started bleeding like a stuffed pig. It was not a major cut and so after a little while the bleeding stopped. After getting the hair cut down enough, the safety razor came out. I did not trust her with the razor so I decided to do the shaving myself. Big mistake. I got the front cut fine with the old Johnson feeling like it was free at last. The bean bag felt pretty good but the shaving cream on the cut hurt a whole hell of a lot. So I figured why not trim up my ass hole hairs.

That is where I really screwed up. I never had a shaved ass hole. Never cut the hair down there. So what the heck. I wanted to see how it felt. I started shaving my ass hole and not being able to see what I was doing, shaved off a good quarter inch of sphincter skin. I mean it just cut it off like it was nothing. I started bleeding all over the place and my ass hole started to itch like crazy. I could not get the blood to stop so I ended up at the local emergency room. They bandaged me up and told me that I should have a professional trim me if I really desire to be hairless. But they did warn me that my hair was thick and by cutting it, it could get itchy if not shaved from now on. They did say that laser hair removal could be an option. Taking a crap with a cut butt is not something I would wish on my worst enemy.

So it's been about two weeks since that happened and now the hair is starting to grow back. My asshole feels like a porcupine set up a nest there. I mean those little hairs are jabbing me and I itch like I've never itched before. The doctor was right in that I will now have to shave my ass hole every few days. Seeing how I am not that good at it, I need to find someone who I can trust to shave my ass hole. My medical does not cover laser hair removal from my ass so It would cost way too much.

Do they shave at the AMP's? Does Beyond 5000 do that? Help![/QUOTE]Wow. Never heard that before. Although when I trim. I am extremely careful. I don't think any AMP I know of does manscaping. But I have seen some ads on craigslist and backpage under body rubs or massage that do manscaping. Always was curious on the experience and if you find the right one, if they would provide extras. Maybe you should TOFTT and report back to us.

[QUOTE=MrEpS; 1717046]I have been reading about Beyond 5000 for a while and got the urge to go see Sandy that everyone is talking about. I started planning on this about a month ago.

It's been about 10 years since I've been to a parlor and it was pretty exciting to plan on going to Beyond 5000. I have not done any man scaping for almost 10 years and needed a trim real bad. The old pubes were pretty long and my ass hair was a tangled mess. So I asked my wife to trim me up. She was right away very suspicious of my intent as she knew that I was kind of comfortable with all that hair down there. I kind of put her mind at ease telling her that the kling ons and the smell often was a problem even with strong deodorant and aftershave.

She started trimming with a pair of scissors that were pretty dull and had a hard time cutting the hair. But it sure did cut the old bean bag. Put a nice gash into the old sack and I started bleeding like a stuffed pig. It was not a major cut and so after a little while the bleeding stopped. After getting the hair cut down enough, the safety razor came out. I did not trust her with the razor so I decided to do the shaving myself. Big mistake. I got the front cut fine with the old Johnson feeling like it was free at last. The bean bag felt pretty good but the shaving cream on the cut hurt a whole hell of a lot. So I figured why not trim up my ass hole hairs.

That is where I really screwed up. I never had a shaved ass hole. Never cut the hair down there. So what the heck. I wanted to see how it felt. I started shaving my ass hole and not being able to see what I was doing, shaved off a good quarter inch of sphincter skin. I mean it just cut it off like it was nothing. I started bleeding all over the place and my ass hole started to itch like crazy. I could not get the blood to stop so I ended up at the local emergency room. They bandaged me up and told me that I should have a professional trim me if I really desire to be hairless. But they did warn me that my hair was thick and by cutting it, it could get itchy if not shaved from now on. They did say that laser hair removal could be an option. Taking a crap with a cut butt is not something I would wish on my worst enemy.

So it's been about two weeks since that happened and now the hair is starting to grow back. My asshole feels like a porcupine set up a nest there. I mean those little hairs are jabbing me and I itch like I've never itched before. The doctor was right in that I will now have to shave my ass hole every few days. Seeing how I am not that good at it, I need to find someone who I can trust to shave my ass hole. My medical does not cover laser hair removal from my ass so It would cost way too much.

Do they shave at the AMP's? Does Beyond 5000 do that? Help![/QUOTE]Sorry man but that story was fucking hilarious. I am sorry for your troubles but I have not laughed that hard in a while!

[QUOTE=JohniRotten;1717400]Sorry man but that story was fucking hilarious. I am sorry for your troubles but I have not laughed that hard in a while![/QUOTE]Dude, I wasn't laughing until I read JR's response. Now I've got tears down my face! I am sorry about the guy's situation though.

[QUOTE=Ripper69;1717239]Wow. Never heard that before. Although when I trim. I am extremely careful. I don't think any AMP I know of does manscaping. But I have seen some ads on craigslist and backpage under body rubs or massage that do manscaping. Always was curious on the experience and if you find the right one, if they would provide extras. Maybe you should TOFTT and report back to us.[/QUOTE]I can confirm that slicing your ball sack whilst trimming will bleed like a stuck pig. LOL

[QUOTE=MrEpS; 1717046]I have been reading about Beyond 5000 for a while and got the urge to go see Sandy that everyone is talking about. I started planning on this about a month ago.

It's been about 10 years since I've been to a parlor and it was pretty exciting to plan on going to Beyond 5000. I have not done any man scaping for almost 10 years and needed a trim real bad. The old pubes were pretty long and my ass hair was a tangled mess. So I asked my wife to trim me up. She was right away very suspicious of my intent as she knew that I was kind of comfortable with all that hair down there. I kind of put her mind at ease telling her that the kling ons and the smell often was a problem even with strong deodorant and aftershave.

She started trimming with a pair of scissors that were pretty dull and had a hard time cutting the hair. But it sure did cut the old bean bag. Put a nice gash into the old sack and I started bleeding like a stuffed pig. It was not a major cut and so after a little while the bleeding stopped. After getting the hair cut down enough, the safety razor came out. I did not trust her with the razor so I decided to do the shaving myself. Big mistake. I got the front cut fine with the old Johnson feeling like it was free at last. The bean bag felt pretty good but the shaving cream on the cut hurt a whole hell of a lot. So I figured why not trim up my ass hole hairs.

That is where I really screwed up. I never had a shaved ass hole. Never cut the hair down there. So what the heck. I wanted to see how it felt. I started shaving my ass hole and not being able to see what I was doing, shaved off a good quarter inch of sphincter skin. I mean it just cut it off like it was nothing. I started bleeding all over the place and my ass hole started to itch like crazy. I could not get the blood to stop so I ended up at the local emergency room. They bandaged me up and told me that I should have a professional trim me if I really desire to be hairless. But they did warn me that my hair was thick and by cutting it, it could get itchy if not shaved from now on. They did say that laser hair removal could be an option. Taking a crap with a cut butt is not something I would wish on my worst enemy.

So it's been about two weeks since that happened and now the hair is starting to grow back. My asshole feels like a porcupine set up a nest there. I mean those little hairs are jabbing me and I itch like I've never itched before. The doctor was right in that I will now have to shave my ass hole every few days. Seeing how I am not that good at it, I need to find someone who I can trust to shave my ass hole. My medical does not cover laser hair removal from my ass so It would cost way too much.

Do they shave at the AMP's? Does Beyond 5000 do that? Help![/QUOTE]Man that is one fucked up story.

[QUOTE=MrEpS; 1717046]I have been reading about Beyond 5000 for a while and got the urge to go see Sandy that everyone is talking about. I started planning on this about a month ago.

It's been about 10 years since I've been to a parlor and it was pretty exciting to plan on going to Beyond 5000. I have not done any man scaping for almost 10 years and needed a trim real bad. The old pubes were pretty long and my ass hair was a tangled mess. So I asked my wife to trim me up. She was right away very suspicious of my intent as she knew that I was kind of comfortable with all that hair down there. I kind of put her mind at ease telling her that the kling ons and the smell often was a problem even with strong deodorant and aftershave.

She started trimming with a pair of scissors that were pretty dull and had a hard time cutting the hair. But it sure did cut the old bean bag. Put a nice gash into the old sack and I started bleeding like a stuffed pig. It was not a major cut and so after a little while the bleeding stopped. After getting the hair cut down enough, the safety razor came out. I did not trust her with the razor so I decided to do the shaving myself. Big mistake. I got the front cut fine with the old Johnson feeling like it was free at last. The bean bag felt pretty good but the shaving cream on the cut hurt a whole hell of a lot. So I figured why not trim up my ass hole hairs.

That is where I really screwed up. I never had a shaved ass hole. Never cut the hair down there. So what the heck. I wanted to see how it felt. I started shaving my ass hole and not being able to see what I was doing, shaved off a good quarter inch of sphincter skin. I mean it just cut it off like it was nothing. I started bleeding all over the place and my ass hole started to itch like crazy. I could not get the blood to stop so I ended up at the local emergency room. They bandaged me up and told me that I should have a professional trim me if I really desire to be hairless. But they did warn me that my hair was thick and by cutting it, it could get itchy if not shaved from now on. They did say that laser hair removal could be an option. Taking a crap with a cut butt is not something I would wish on my worst enemy.

So it's been about two weeks since that happened and now the hair is starting to grow back. My asshole feels like a porcupine set up a nest there. I mean those little hairs are jabbing me and I itch like I've never itched before. The doctor was right in that I will now have to shave my ass hole every few days. Seeing how I am not that good at it, I need to find someone who I can trust to shave my ass hole. My medical does not cover laser hair removal from my ass so It would cost way too much.

Do they shave at the AMP's? Does Beyond 5000 do that? Help![/QUOTE]I thought there was a lady who used to advertise in Sarasota that did manscaping during appointments. I think she was on NR and BP but can't remember her name or what the results of any visits with her were. Was it Sophia or something like that? Can anyone remember the one I'm talking about?

[QUOTE=TheBigBadWolf;1717850]Man that is one fucked up story.[/QUOTE]Lmao. This is funny. Did you and the wife have a fight before she started trimming you?

[QUOTE=NiteRyder2;1718089]Lmao. This is funny. Did you and the wife have a fight before she started trimming you?[/QUOTE]Let's just say that she was very suspicious as I never had my pubes cut much before. She was thinking I was doing something and I think that subconsciously she was acting out her mis trust of my reasons.

BTW. It was Beyond 2005 that I was talking about as the loss of blood may have messed up my thinking.

I started looking at cream hair remover but it says not to use it in the pubic area. What, will my dick fall off if I use it there?

Oh and the cut on my ass hole is healing kind of slow. Every time I take a crap, it starts to bleed a little.

Man, what a pain this has become. I think once I get this problem over, I'm going to save up for laser hair removal. I kind of like the feel of being hairless and the smell is a whole lot better. No more kling ons too.

Have you thought about waxing? Something you can try at home. A bit painful but the hairs don't grow back for awhile.

[QUOTE=MrEpS; 1717046]I have been reading about Beyond 5000 for a while and got the urge to go see Sandy that everyone is talking about. I started planning on this about a month ago.

It's been about 10 years since I've been to a parlor and it was pretty exciting to plan on going to Beyond 5000. I have not done any man scaping for almost 10 years and needed a trim real bad. The old pubes were pretty long and my ass hair was a tangled mess. So I asked my wife to trim me up. She was right away very suspicious of my intent as she knew that I was kind of comfortable with all that hair down there. I kind of put her mind at ease telling her that the kling ons and the smell often was a problem even with strong deodorant and aftershave.

She started trimming with a pair of scissors that were pretty dull and had a hard time cutting the hair. But it sure did cut the old bean bag. Put a nice gash into the old sack and I started bleeding like a stuffed pig. It was not a major cut and so after a little while the bleeding stopped. After getting the hair cut down enough, the safety razor came out. I did not trust her with the razor so I decided to do the shaving myself. Big mistake. I got the front cut fine with the old Johnson feeling like it was free at last. The bean bag felt pretty good but the shaving cream on the cut hurt a whole hell of a lot. So I figured why not trim up my ass hole hairs.

That is where I really screwed up. I never had a shaved ass hole. Never cut the hair down there. So what the heck. I wanted to see how it felt. I started shaving my ass hole and not being able to see what I was doing, shaved off a good quarter inch of sphincter skin. I mean it just cut it off like it was nothing. I started bleeding all over the place and my ass hole started to itch like crazy. I could not get the blood to stop so I ended up at the local emergency room. They bandaged me up and told me that I should have a professional trim me if I really desire to be hairless. But they did warn me that my hair was thick and by cutting it, it could get itchy if not shaved from now on. They did say that laser hair removal could be an option. Taking a crap with a cut butt is not something I would wish on my worst enemy.

So it's been about two weeks since that happened and now the hair is starting to grow back. My asshole feels like a porcupine set up a nest there. I mean those little hairs are jabbing me and I itch like I've never itched before. The doctor was right in that I will now have to shave my ass hole every few days. Seeing how I am not that good at it, I need to find someone who I can trust to shave my ass hole. My medical does not cover laser hair removal from my ass so It would cost way too much.

Do they shave at the AMP's? Does Beyond 5000 do that? Help![/QUOTE]

Paid a visit to Sun last week. Drew MIMI probably early 40's but rockin body I believe a pair of bolt on's. This was my first visit here I usually like 2005 if for anything the private parking and the locked front door. But back to MIMI, she was a little unsure of me at first so I gave her the usual I'm not LE keys and we went to the ts. Nothing to write home about. Then to the massage probably about a 5 on the AMP scale on the flip she asked what I want and told her the whole shebang. She wanted $.40 I offered $.20 and she was very reluctant so I told her to forget it and just finish the massage. She gave me an unhappy face but left for a minute and came in ready for the deed with a great attitude so all was good she was happy I was happy and I guess that is all that matters.

There is an ad in backpage adult body rubs "life is a compromise, this experience shouldn't be". Looking for any information or comments as I will be in your area soon and this one attracts me.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Panhandleman; 1745053]There is an ad in backpage adult body rubs "life is a compromise, this experience shouldn't be". Looking for any information or comments as I will be in your area soon and this one attracts me.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I sawe her maybe a year ago. Very dingy woman, mid 50's to 60's. Very mechanical. Loves to talk, and sometimes drifts off into her own world while talking, the HE mechanical also. I personbally will not spend another dime with her, but, who knows, might be better for you though.

[QUOTE=Gatorwrath;1745779]I sawe her maybe a year ago. Very dingy woman, mid 50's to 60's. Very mechanical. Loves to talk, and sometimes drifts off into her own world while talking, the HE mechanical also. I personbally will not spend another dime with her, but, who knows, might be better for you though.[/QUOTE]Any Suggestions?

I went to the Star on 26th in Bradenton. Once again, it was a great experience. This is my fourth or fifth time there; the door fee is. 8 and I have found leaving $.2 by the oil station provides a very full experience without any upselling. It didn't occur to me till I was driving away that I never got her name. It was the best of all worlds, GFE with a table shower.

[QUOTE=Sinned;1746674]I went to the Star on 26th in Bradenton. Once again, it was a great experience. This is my fourth or fifth time there; the door fee is. 8 and I have found leaving $.2 by the oil station provides a very full experience without any upselling. It didn't occur to me till I was driving away that I never got her name. It was the best of all worlds, GFE with a table shower.[/QUOTE]Yes. Star Sauna is fantastic. They treat you like royalty and send you away happy. Always a winner.