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All this talk about Simi and Oxnard being the place to go? Oxnard I agree, but Simi? Just started visiting recently after a few years away.
2 out of the three were HJ and one was nothing. The two were decent looking one did LFK, but nothing on the Par as oxnard.
PM me if you have some intel that I have been missing.
Ditto. There is only 1 FS place in Simi that I know of.
BUT there are a LOT of places in Simi now. 20 or so. Some of them are kind of hidden.
[QUOTE=Hobby knob; 1305983]All this talk about Simi and Oxnard being the place to go? Oxnard I agree, but Simi? Just started visiting recently after a few years away.
2 out of the three were HJ and one was nothing. The two were decent looking one did LFK, but nothing on the Par as oxnard.
PM me if you have some intel that I have been missing.[/QUOTE]
From my limited experience in Simi, HJ are very easy to come by (LOL) , as not only is it nearly alwasy just part of the service, it's often times expected and usually just have to accept rather than ask. The quality of the women (and the parlors) is another matter, and FS is rare if offered at all (I've only experienced it once, from a lady I knew from Canoga Park place, and that was many years ago). I've heard more than a few Simi providers make reference "Oxnard" as in "we're not like them". I know 888 on L. A. Seems to be the place to visit, but I prefer Pacific on Erringer, if nothing else, they seem to be the cleanest and are one of the few offering table showers.
[QUOTE=Rj Colt;1305232]I've been to a couple of massage parlors now, but I never got a massage before, not till today. I've just never been interested in a massage, surprisingly though, it ended up being way more satisfying than FS. Eva is so cute and nice, and gave such good service, that I will return for more. Reading an older post, it looks like someone payed a total of 80. So I think I'll pay that much next time, or maybe less.[/QUOTE]If you want to enjoy a quality massage (no extras) and pay only $50 for the hour + tip, there are several good places in T. O. Which offer up a bit of tease with the fabulous relaxation. The cutest hottie working in town is also going by the name "Eva" (I could only hope it's the same one!). She's tough to get an appointment with, but worth the effort. PM for details if interested.
[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours; 1305989]Ditto. There is only 1 FS place in Simi that I know of.
BUT there are a LOT of places in Simi now. 20 or so. Some of them are kind of hidden.[/QUOTE]OK the one place in Simi that offers FS or used to at least, I can't really recommend, the gal is just too fugly, next to gun shop. There is one near mickey dees the goes a little further than HJ but bring your own cover, and I haven't been there in almost 2 years. Just too easy in the nard and sfv, not worth the hassle here in Simi, yeah it's closer but the quality of the girls makes the planning and a little drive worth it for me to go to the nard or on the way home stop by sfv.
Personally, I think that the day Simi comes out with a totally FS place I think the city of Simi will shut it down within one month, so Simi will stay HJ almost 99.
BTW in sfv gals are popping up all over the place, these gals get together and rent out some cheap apt. 2 or 3 gals work it, nice little profit, they're learning to cut out the mama and papasan. Can't beat it get a cute young latina for 30-60 mins $ total damage. Remember to save some for me.
J. J. SPA is the one on L. A. Ave., next to the gun shop. I reviewed it a year ago and it was awful. From reading about it on Naughty Reviews, looks like things haven't changed since then either.
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I can't believe they tolerate even jack shacks right in the heart of Cop Land. And every other Chinese HJ factory has a greedy girl willing to go all the way (if you bring your rubber). But she'll do a spot-on impersonation of a starfish. Cold, clammy, and occasionally on her period. So I'll never do Simi.
I do know a provider who used to work there, but who operates in the Valley now and is pretty decent so you never know where you're going to find some talent (as usual).
Just left 888 in simi was offered no extras even tho I lost my towel more then 3 times.
Well if Simi is "Cop Land", then T. O. Bl. Is "Cop Lane" with more cycles and cruisers than city busses.
It's a shame too. I stopped by a brand-new legt place yesterday and managed a half hour for $20. The Chinese lady working was a very sweet young major hottie, who claimed it was her first day and that I was her very first customer! I can believe it as her hands were shaking that whole time. Massage was so-so, and sadly she didn't venture anywhere stomach and knees! {8 -{
There are many Jennys out there. So don't be confused. This is about Goleta Jenny. I just had an extended session with Jenny who worked in Goleta. I TOFTT and it happened by accident as I was looking for another AMP. I rang the doorbell and she came to the door dripping wet wrapped in a towel with her little buck naked butt hanging out. She was taking a shower. I knew it was all good after that. We did oral then numerous covered positions then oral again and she was very vocal. I know the neighboring businesses had to have heard her! She loves to have her clit sucked and munched on more than anything. She can come more than a few times orally. Very cool older asian lady. She is very clean but can talk real nasty. She is pushing 50, extremely youthful body but honestly a fugly face. She can suck the chrome (BBBJCIM) of a trailer hitch. I had to have her back off early on as I was about to come and I wanted an extended pleasure experience. We went back and forth before I finished. I didn't warn her soon enough and shot a huge load and she giggled and gagged but finished the job completely before spitting. We laughed about it and took a shower together afterward. Trusted regulars and / or seniors PM me for details, a little 411 in return would be appreciated.
So idk WTF is going on with the Thai place but they can't seem to get there names right. So I called and asked for nia and they said ok come in. I show up and they tell me "Nia" hasnt worked there in over a year. So now I'm confused but still dicide to go for a session. Everything was great I was very relaxed but she said nothing about extras but she just flipped and gripped with out question. But wanted $80 just for the grip I decided to walk out at this point so now I have to go to CB's. Still a happy ending just a little more costly than I wanted.
Hey Nutz,
Your pm is full.
Just thought I would let you know since I tried to PM you.
[QUOTE=MpLover21;1309602]So idk WTF is going on with the Thai place but they can't seem to get there names right. So I called and asked for nia and they said ok come in. I show up and they tell me "Nia" hasnt worked there in over a year. So now I'm confused but still dicide to go for a session. Everything was great I was very relaxed but she said nothing about extras but she just flipped and gripped with out question. But wanted $80 just for the grip I decided to walk out at this point so now I have to go to CB's. Still a happy ending just a little more costly than I wanted.[/QUOTE]Similar experience a couple of weeks ago."Michelle" was now taking the money and was the one that came into the room to offer the service."Where's Nia?"
I'm new here, first day, blah, blah, blah, my name is Michelle. Uh, OK. Nice massage and decent HE. Asked for FS, but was turned down. I reported this in my previous post, so I'm repeating here that "Nia" greeted me as I'm leaving!
IDK WTF is going on there!
And, yes, Nutz you're PM box is full
I cleaned my mailbox out. I appreciate all the responses but I would like some 411 in exchange, thanks everyone.
Just wanted to observe that some providers do NOT like to be advertised or talked about outside the parlors. The names are not only fake, but they change them when working at other places, and switch them around within a given establishment to confuse outsiders (most of you must already know this). So if the word gets around that "Cindy" gives it all up at the local jack shack, the day an UC shows up asking for Cindy, he gets "who's Cindy?". They probably also worry about stalkers falling for a girl and chasing them from parlor to parlor.
I once gave into the common wisdom that giving out names (often picked up online) at the counter would make me sound like a regular customer, but I've noticed that it can arouse suspicion instead ("Cindy? No Cindy here. What you want?"). I've now replaced the old "I've been here before" or "yeah, I've had Cindy and Candy last year" routine with a polite manner and tip at the counter. I'm sure that neither mamasans nor providers can keep track of all the names (so foreign to them) used anyway, and that they mostly rely on gut feeling.
I know it's frustrating when you want to catch up with a girl you saw a while back or find one that you've read about online, but it's the nature of the beast. To me AMPs are like McDonald's: there's one at every corner, you're pretty sure what's on the menu, and asking for that girl who made the fries juuust right when coming back to a joint after a couple of months is like asking if they remember you (not that it doesn't happen). I've had a girl give me a table shower only to see another come back in the room. Or one interrupt a massage to "feed the meter" and another return for the finish. You just got to go with the flow instead of trying to always control who, what, and how much.
And then there's the ones like Cherry who love to be reviewed, or like Tanya who keep the same nickname for years, so you just never know. But in general I think the ladies prefer risking losing business than getting too much exposure. There's always going to be the walk-ins.
I remember telling one of my ATFs that I had recommended her to a buddy, and her reply was,"oh great, why don't you place an ad about me now!" or something to that effect. Gave me pause because I thought she'd appreciate the referral.