Massage Parlor Reports

"that was u in the video? where did you blast and in what position?"
I've been laughing my ass off since I got it. He gave me permission to quote him.
I love you guys.
SH

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I just now wandered over to that board and did a search on you. Went back 900 days and there were just 9 entries with a couple of them between us.

So, I have no reason to believe that BL is a porker. Seems like he is one of us who only gets the urge (or money) to venture out occasionally.

Given the current level pf paranoia around here, perhaps BL should post a detailed account of a recent experience just to see if his fantasies border on the illegal levels of most of us.

I know all my stories are just from the fantasy world I take my mind too while undergoing the pain of spinal adjustments. I assume that is the case for us all. If only they were real life experiences!

JJ[/QUOTE]

The guy in the yuvutu.com video is going to need a spinal adjustment after that therapy session. I want to meet his masseuse.

[QUOTE=Zoomster]The guy in the yuvutu.com video is going to need a spinal adjustment after that therapy session. I want to meet his masseuse.[/QUOTE]


Yeah...me to!!

MnV

Long time since we've seen you here! Welcome back SH.

You know, you still didn't answer Allbust's question.

I thought it might have been me...but then I saw it was only 3:03 long...and even though that girl does look intimately familiar, it would be have been much longer. LOL

jj.


[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]"that was u in the video? where did you blast and in what position?"
I've been laughing my ass off since I got it. He gave me permission to quote him.
I love you guys.
SH[/QUOTE]

Sup y'all,

True dat Jake, he still didn't answer. Haha, it's all in good fun!

Happy mongering!

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Long time since we've seen you here! Welcome back SH.

You know, you still didn't answer Allbust's question.

I thought it might have been me...but then I saw it was only 3:03 long...and even though that girl does look intimately familiar, it would be have been much longer. LOL

jj.[/QUOTE]
JJ
You'll notice that the clip stops and starts. The entire session was 90 minutes plus. "One hour half?"
Notice I cut out the part where she had to apply generous amounts of Astro-Glide to accomodate me.
To answer Allbust's question: the mamasan and kitchen mommy came in and finished me with their kimchi stained hands.
WHAT A SESSION!!!!
JJ; PM me for the latest info.
Good luck,
SH

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]
To answer Allbust's question: the mamasan and kitchen mommy came in and finished me with their kimchi stained hands.
WHAT A SESSION!!!!
[/QUOTE]

You've gotta love the surprise assist! After all, sometimes #1 girl gets tired out, so she tags in #2 girl to assist...then mamasan jumps in for the action. At that point #1 girl gets jealous and soon you've got a full on reverse gangbang in play...

I saw an ad in the City Paper for a Bubbles Accup. and called the other week. I wasn't sure of the location, but when I called, it was an obvious two call senerio. Anyway, today I went ahead and checked it out. Saw River, she was very attractive, and fit, but service was quick and to the point. Not much of a massage, but she obviously knew a little about it. Either way, after about 5 mins of that she asked if I was ready to turn over. I thought it was going to be a little slower, but she went right for it, no french, just the same shit I could have done myself. When I asked if I got more than one SOG, she said no. I've got some more details if anyone's interested, but I wouldn't waste your time. They must have other ad's out there because when I called she asked which one reffered me. Anyway, the phone number ends with 3924.

Looks: 10
Service: 2
Attitude:7

I'll post again my next time out. After payday.

MB

Don't normally partake more than once a month, but after seeing the video and my last disappointing visit, had to try out the new York* AMP. I can confirm the other postings: 100% legitimate service, excellent therapy. As a fully satisfied customer, I'm definitely going back in the future. Here is a synopsis of the therapy, seniors may PM for more details (maybe someday I'll be a senior member, too).

Called, no answer, but showed up around opening and found the light on. Ajima (mamasan applies to Japanese whorehouses, which this most definitely is not) thoroughly verified my identity, can't be too careful with all the wierdos out there. Requested Michelle based on previous posts, but was told she didn't work there. I think she smelled the breakfest coming from the resturants opening up next door, bacon or something, but got past that and confirmed the room was the standard fare.

Super hot therapist, slender young and pretty, soon arrived and off to the TS. All areas politely and carefully prepared. A little chit chat in Korean helped to ease the tension that was obviously building. That smell of breakfest still lingered in the air.

Back in the room, massage was firm and thorough, though a little reserved. It took some convincing that I could handle the full therapy, which eventually was executed with enthusiasm. Next time I'll remember to greet my therapist with more zeale to break the ice sooner.

Summary:
- Remodeling is top notch, clean and comfortable
- Service rendered professionally and carefully
- Apple (therapist) scored high on the standard scale 9/8/8/9 (promised even better service next time)

Gentlemongers, treat this place right and they'll be around for a long long time. I'd stay away from all those places you read about in the news. Let's be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Jag65]Summary:
- Remodeling is top notch, clean and comfortable
- Service rendered professionally and carefully
- Apple (therapist) scored high on the standard scale 9/8/8/9 (promised even better service next time)

Gentlemongers, treat this place right and they'll be around for a long long time. I'd stay away from all those places you read about in the news. Let's be careful out there.[/QUOTE]

Good report, Jag65. I've learned from experience, though, that the often promised "better service next time" rarely materializes. If I can't get what I expect on a first visit, I won't go back.

I'll take that level of service any day. Actually, repeat service can improve resuls, but usually because of an hour practice in setting up better chemistry. Of course the real booster is a second quality tip, then the chemistry might happen. Recently I enjoyed the services of Mimi at Yorkshire. Not really my cup of tea physically, but by the end of the session I was suitably relaxed! Cuter would be nice, but too often the real lookers are all fanatasy and very limited effort. She ended up providing good service for an hour.

Had a great time at the local three-star AMP (***) with a very young girl named Connie. A bit taller than most with enhanced upper body but not overdone. She's not an ordinary K-girl by any means. Longer face not a classic beauty but she could float my boat. I had just showered so we skipped that and she almost insisted on a hard massage which was relatively brief but satisfying. Lots of light massage followed and then she went to get hardware she required. Not into DATY much to my disappointment but I was still truly satisfied when I left to head back into traffic.

Have noticed it's been quiet here lately. Is everyone laying low waiting for the other shoe to drop or are we all on vacation? Yeah, right.

af

The light was on and the open sign was lit so I stopped in for bit. I think they painted the walls recently as the stairs were much lighter than I remember. Seven was a real GFE. Legs of a dancer, beautiful and natural body and pretty face. That all made this old soilder stand at attention.

With a sweet smell of Salvadoran food in the air, push the bell mamasan Comes down to let me in she recognizes me right away. You're a day early she says new girls start tomorrow. Sorry guys I didn't get a look. One hour or 45 minutes .8 / .6 I took the 45.

In comes Sylvia very bubbly a lot of LK and fondling each other. I'm already thinking this is going to be nice. I had just come from the gym I really wasn't interested in the TS and she said no problem the massage was excellent.

On the flip she sat behind me with my head in her lap more LK and with in a few minutes she was straddling my face licking the sides of my shaft. I don't know about you guys but I enjoy the undressing of them. I peeled the underwear to the side and started a nice DATY very natural she had slipped the cover on DT was good with just the right amount of slurping. By now I've got her undressed and she's really enjoying her first O just then I pushed her for RCG she was holding my ankles and really riding hard. Spinning around barely missing a stroke into CG. I had her rollover for Mish where we really started grinding. We bouth were getting ready to spew. I picked her up with her legs on my four arms and really started pounding her while standing she was really grinding back after the finish she brought back hot towels, mouthwash and a bottled water she's very willing to please YMMV

I had a great time with her I was there for the hour no complaints from mamasan and she never even asked me for my tip.
1. Is what I gave after she dressed me

Looks: 8 around 30`s
Service: 8.5
Attitude:10

Trusted members can PM for details if needed

PS
If we don't like each other or have had words in the past don't bother PM`ing me.

Happy Hunting
AJ

I'm looking for a little variety in my diet. Too much Asian is clogging up my artery! Any of you fellows like Russian or Latina?

Please PM.

Thanks,

Dubliner