Massage Parlors in Dade & Broward busted!
Gents, this will send shivers down the MP community causing supply to go down and prices up! And you can blame your local LEO for it. Why they just don't legalize and regulate prostitution is beyond me! We continue to live in the dark ages in this country. Be safe.
[url]http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/03/02/1508870/miami-dade-police-name-four-in.html[/url]
Yin Yang Spa on Hallandale & 4th
Great place for both your yin and your yang, but I notice they now have a page taped to the wall outlining rules against the good stuff. Funny, since that is the main reason people go there.
Still, money talks and depending on the girl the massage can still end happily ever after, and gets better with repeat visits. It just takes a little begging and tip-bragging at first. $69/room plus $ tip. Not a cheap night, but there's nothing like a helping hand.
I have never gotten FS there and am thinking those days might be over in Asian massage, at least around here. I noticed a hand sanitizer dispenser in the bathroom, which made me chuckle. I may start applying it to more than just my hands after my exploits...
Norm
p.s. One of the rules posted on the wall forbids girls from leaving the premises with clients UNLESS they have permission from mgmt. I asked about that and learned that these places deliver to your home, but for big bucks. Something like $165 plus tip. My lovely little girly said in her cute China-style bloken Engrish "It not worf it, bettah you come here."
VIP Body Rub in Hollywood
I found this new place listed on BackPage this morning, it's the VIP Rejuvenation?
Met Pamela there, a tall, fine ass Dominican babe with some awesome implants.
I tossed her a Ben to do body on body and get me off, F/S is available for an extra 60., but I have a limit I will pay at a Body Rub place.
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Ode to Glenn61
Jasmine Oriental Wellness
Down here in FL for a few days on business and decided to try a local MP out. I ended up going to Jasmine Oriental Wellness. Very easy to find due to it being a pink house. Buzzed and was let in by a attractive lady in her 30's. Paid .60 for a 1 hr massage and table shower. Table shower was mediocre, but the massage was good. She did a very good deep tissue massage. She let my hands roam free the whole time. She let me finger her kitty and the backdoor. The fingesr in the kitty and backdoor seemed to have surprised her as she let out a cute little yelp when I first did it.
On the flip we got down to business. I asked for a R&T, but mentioned I only had .20. She seemed ok with that. Proceeded to give a nice R&T, then she asked me to get back on my stomach. Which surprised me, but I did anyway. Surprisingly then she proceeded to give me a prostate massage. I had never received one before, but I must say that getting one while having the R&T is amazing. Overall a strange and good experience. I am still not sure if she gave me the prostate massage to get even with me because of my finger play earlier or because she thought i might enjoy it.
AMP - Sheridan, one block east of 441
This is a fairly new place on the corner of Sheridan and 59th Terrace, one block east of 441. HUGE sign out front - can't miss it.
Its brand new, clean, attractive, but not much parking. $70/hour plus $10 if you want a table shower. The prices vary by time depending on whether you get there before or after 10:30. They use grapeseed oil, $125/gallon.
Nancy, who is the manager, gave me an excellent massage -- but that's it. No ending. She was kind, sweet, funny - but made it clear she was not going to massage my chopsticks. Told me about police crackdowns and that another place in Hallandale just got busted and shut down for a week - $20k fine. Not sure if that is insider news, or just knocking the competition.
Since she is the mgr, she might be more strict with the rules and you might have a better chance with one of the other girls. But I will not return since the only reason I go to AMPs is for the handyman special.
This only proves my AMP theory: The bigger the sign out front, the smaller the chance you will get what you want.
Norm