Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=The Flatline]If memory serves, it's 3 songs for 90, or 5 songs for 120.

As for mileage, go find out for yourself.[/QUOTE]I just went there a while ago I think it might be 125 and 75 the more expensive one I've never done.

[QUOTE=preverted]Crazy stripper girls.

Saw Sasha (Sascha) at the Bird the other day. She gave me a great high mileage GFE kick my ass workover lap dance, and then convinced me to VIP. Service was commensurate with the other reports on this thread from her. No completion but her hand did find its way to the end of the rainbow at least once.

But she was wasted, I think. First tried to end the VIP at 3 songs, when I inquired she said sorry. Gave only 2 not 3 more, I didn't push any further. Then she starts talking my ear off, then walking all over the area looking for where she left her shoes. Then back to my booth she contintues to gab, repeating some things that we already covered, and saying really strange things in general. I feel like I am talking to someone who is strung out.

At this point I haven't been able to pay her yet, I tried in the VIP area out of habit or protocol, but she didn't take it or couldn't focus, or something. Finally I was able to break off the coversation, and give her the money. She says goodbye gabs some more, blah blah blah, then finally leaves. Here is the strange part that I have never ever seen in a strip club before. I look down and there are all the 20's I gave her on the floor! Tried to catch her but she was gone in the back. What am I supposed to do? Give it to the bouncer or another girl to give to Sasha and then end up keeping it for themselves? Guess I'll give it to her the next time I see her. Crazy messed up girl that night. So she gets a 9 for her sensuality, performance, and body, and a 5 for being a flakorama :-/ (at least that night).

Crazy crazy stripper girls, you just never know what you will see, one of the things that keeps me going back.[/QUOTE]Is she the tall dark haired one with the tongue stud? I had a dance from her a few weeks ago and she seemed completely strung out. Paid for 4 dances but stopped after 3 as she was out of control. She was definately on something.

Strolled down to imperial after getting off of harbor, today was packed for some reason, there were like 7 guys standing cause they couldn't find a seat, must've been a good day or something, girls every where giving dances, no 2 for 1 either.

Had a VIP with some no name girl, was mediocre as expected will be showing up to flamingos more because I'm more familiar with the girls, damage total was 16 entry + 40 for 4 songs vip

Not bad for price but could be a little better with the girls. None of them looked like they were enthused to be working there, I got the most alive one and she turned out to be as fun as a English nanny.

Went to the Bird the other night and the lovely and slutty Precious took care of the situation to completion in the semi-vip area for $75. As soon as a I came out some guy grabbed her immediately before she had a chance to wash her hand or anything. Not that I should care but felt almost horrified but the lack of hygene displaced. Made note to myself to be any girls first customer of the day.

Stopped by both spots on the 9th in the early afternoon. I don't have much to compare my experience to. Except for a very few infrequent trips while I travel for work, most of my SC experience was 5-10 years ago in TX. I hit the bird first, and man I was rusty. I definitely like vhm or uhm. The hustle was on, there weren't very many customers. Before I had even sat down 2 dancers asked me if I wanted to do business. I handed over my drink coupon and got a weirdly watered down diet coke in a plastic fruity rum drink glass with a very sharp rim. I got 3 dances for 30 from a dancer that had a sweet school girl look and attitude. It wasn't until after I had agreed to get some dances and we stood up that I saw her weird huge ass. I like a big ass and everything, but it wasn't shaped like booty. It was just a weird huge ass. She ground plenty, but I wasn't into it. If you don't know, this place doesn't serve booze and the waitresses hound you to buy 9 dollar drinks for the dancers. It's one of those kinds of strip clubs. Next a dancer sat down and actually had a conversation with me. I did the six dances for 125 bux deal with no extras at all. I didn't ask for them, she didn't seem to offer them. I got suckered into paying for no action with the old "I'm a real person" trick. It's better than a straight up ROB, but not by much. I still got taken and didn't get what I came for. I felt kind of dumb so I hauled ass and bought a sand wedge and goofed off for a while. I hadn't planned to go anywhere else but I wasn't satisfied so I went to the hawaii theatre. The guy asked if I had a cell phone with a camera in it and offered to hold it for me, I put it in my car. I liked how the door guy handled it, he was discreet and made it clear that that policy is there to protect all of us. I walked straight to the bathroom because I had to go and on the way a dancer leaning against the bar stuck her ass out at me and I grabbed it. Back when I was a strip club guy I would never lock onto the first ass I saw, but like I said I was way out of practice. My eyes didn't really adjust to the dark in the bathroom because it was well lit, so when I walked back into the club proper the stripper scared the shit out of me when she grabbed my hand in the dark and then I almost knocked over a table. I'm glad it's that dark but damn. The dancer was pretty up front. Hawaii theatre seemed like the mitchel bros in SF except not festive with no theme rooms and the talent is lower caliber. Prices were just as high though. 320 for cbj. Cfs was on the table for 420. To me, that's insane but entirely my fault. She was cute and everything and fun but if I'm going to pay more than MP prices she'd better be white and extremely hot. I'm not really complaining, everything that was kind of dissatisfying about both places was my fault. If you are going to go to these places, those are the prices and you should be up front and clear. I didn't see or meet anyone that looked like they would be offended, everyone seemed pretty matter of fact and above board. If you don't tell them what you want, you'll get as little as possible. That's just the american way. I'm going to go back to both places and bring my balls as well as my wallet.

[QUOTE=Epoch]...I hadn't planned to go anywhere else but I wasn't satisfied so I went to the hawaii theatre. The guy asked if I had a cell phone with a camera in it and offered to hold it for me, I put it in my car. I liked how the door guy handled it, he was discreet and made it clear that that policy is there to protect all of us. I walked straight to the bathroom because I had to go and on the way a dancer leaning against the bar stuck her ass out at me and I grabbed it. Back when I was a strip club guy I would never lock onto the first ass I saw, but like I said I was way out of practice. My eyes didn't really adjust to the dark in the bathroom because it was well lit, so when I walked back into the club proper the stripper scared the shit out of me when she grabbed my hand in the dark and then I almost knocked over a table. I'm glad it's that dark but damn. The dancer was pretty up front. Hawaii theatre seemed like the mitchel bros in SF except not festive with no theme rooms and the talent is lower caliber.[/QUOTE]
Epoch's description of HT is right on. 100% accurate.
[QUOTE]Prices were just as high though. 320 for cbj. Cfs was on the table for 420. To me, that's insane but entirely my fault. She was cute and everything and fun but if I'm going to pay more than MP prices she'd better be white and extremely hot. I'm not really complaining, everything that was kind of dissatisfying about both places was my fault. If you are going to go to these places, those are the prices and you should be up front and clear. I didn't see or meet anyone that looked like they would be offended, everyone seemed pretty matter of fact and above board. If you don't tell them what you want, you'll get as little as possible. That's just the american way. I'm going to go back to both places and bring my balls as well as my wallet.[/QUOTE]
YMMV. I usually hit this joint around the 23rd of the month. You know, one week before rent is due. The prices may be a little lower then. 120 for the VIP entrance fee and 80 for the bbbj and FS. You're timed on all this, and you have to finish by 3 full songs; they don't cut the songs short, so figure about 15 minutes total. The ladies range from 20yo to 35yo, pretty to ugly, but I was able to get this same offer from all of them, so of course, i took the offer with the youngest hottest dancer there. Still, young, hot, and white, I had to fork up 120 vip + 80 tip + 20 lapdance + 25 entrance fee + 10 drink = 255 for 15 minutes of glory. too steep for my blood.

Epoch, my advise to you for HT is hit the joint near the end of the month in the afternoon. Sit tight, and don't get any VIP treatments until you've spoken to at least 8 dancers. Sometimes, they figure they'll bait newbies with a little trick. The first dancer offers VIP at like 400. The second dancer offers it at 350. The rest go down from there. They're hoping you fall for the first one not knowing the going rate. If you walk in savvy of their bullshit, and just wait, you'll get your pick for 120+80.

Bender

Visited there for the first time since they went topless. About 6 girls around with no one better than a 6 or 7. Got a VIP with Lucia, chunky girl, ok dance but nothing extra. Also got a couple from Truth. She tried to add value but I suspect the boucer was watching on video monitor so the dance ended up being pretty tame. Not really worth it for $20 each. Maybe it gets better if there was more action in the VIP, but I doubt it. I know, what should I expect from someplace that serves alcohol.

[QUOTE=Bachus91]Visited there for the first time since they went topless. About 6 girls around with no one better than a 6 or 7. Got a VIP with Lucia, chunky girl, ok dance but nothing extra. Also got a couple from Truth. She tried to add value but I suspect the boucer was watching on video monitor so the dance ended up being pretty tame. Not really worth it for $20 each. Maybe it gets better if there was more action in the VIP, but I doubt it. I know, what should I expect from someplace that serves alcohol.[/QUOTE]So I'm broke as hell, but my buddy told me he would spot me if I'd roll with him to California girls cuz he lives right near there. We get there and there is this super gorgeous girl who ends up sittin and chattin with us. Didn't get her name, but she was 37, and I would've seriously guessed she was 27, and I'm younger than 27 so I would know. She was veery attractive, persian lookin, and gave my buddy a great five song dance for fifty bucks. She let him suck on her tits and grab ass a little, but they are pretty strict there. While my buddy was in the room gettin danced upon I sat at the bar and started chit chattin with Natasha. White girl, very hot, young, perfect real tits, very mellow and cool. I ended up talkin to her for about an hour as it was a very slow night. Got her real name and phone number, we are hangin out this wknd, I'll letcha boys know how that goes. If ya'll want good service and like white hot young girls, check her out, she has nice blue eyes, can't miss her.

Went to the Bird on Thurs. Was my first trip there and after getting a seat was greeted by Precious. She is every bit as hot and reports would indicate and looked like she would be fun in the VIP but I wasn't ready to head there right away. A few girls later I ended up going back with BiBi, a cute Indonesian. Did a $10 trial then $160 in the private for mutual happiness. She offered me here number to hook up outside for free but I declined and said I would visit her in the club again sometime.

I have been with Bibi before. She has a killer body and seems to enjoy what she does. Only had her in the small vip but still a good time.

Paid a visit this week. About 10 girls there. There was a promising blond there with a great body & ass with little titties that I believe was name Tabitha... Good attitude but besides some tweeking while in the seats was only so-so on the couch. Any one have any experience with her? Ended up getting a semi-private with Lisa. Not as pretty as Tabitha, but a great attitude and left me satisfied.

I had a dream at the bird last year. Looked all around for a club until I landed by chance at the bird. Paid the entrance fee at about 2 hours till closing on a weekday night. Asked the waitress for a "nasty" girl there and she said wait one moment. She comes back 10 minutes later with this columbian 9/10, she asks me if I wanted the vip, I agree, she takes me to a corner surrounded by 5 feet high walls and a veil. I tip the waitress. 2 and ask my little latina what I get for. 8 she pulls my pants off and starts grinding my pole right away, finish cbj and I walk out the happiest man in the OC that night. Thank you OC. Back on more business next month.

[QUOTE=Noht8957]I had a dream at the bird last year. Looked all around for a club until I landed by chance at the bird. Paid the entrance fee at about 2 hours till closing on a weekday night. Asked the waitress for a "nasty" girl there and she said wait one moment. She comes back 10 minutes later with this columbian 9/10, she asks me if I wanted the vip, I agree, she takes me to a corner surrounded by 5 feet high walls and a veil. I tip the waitress. 2 and ask my little latina what I get for. 8 she pulls my pants off and starts grinding my pole right away, finish cbj and I walk out the happiest man in the OC that night. Thank you OC. Back on more business next month.[/QUOTE]Please help me understand, is it .8 + VIP Fee or just .8?

I paid them a visit a couple of nights ago and I noticed something strange: the vip curtains weren't closed, you could easily peer into the room (the 1.25 part). So I got a vip dance and I asked about extras and she was a bit uneasy because the curtains couldn't be closed. I don't know if I got unlucky that night, but just letting it out there.

Hi guys,

I went last night. Some nice looking girls but kind of strikt. Anyone got lucky at this place?