Massage Parlor Reports

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"I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that Confusius taught..." I was wondering if anyone would pickup on my obscure Monty Python reference.. Thanks for dating yourself Roger.

- pt

Both of these places are loosley affiliated with the nail salon that was on Peterson that closed. They genuinely lost their lease. The girls that were there opened spa on Devon next to the Eye center. A couple of the girls have left and opened Victoria and be. D. What you had available at the original are now at these locations. Except "Kelly" who is obviously about 6 months pregnant at the one on Devon.

Sorry for the double post.

There are 3 new MPs on the northside. or maybe I just noticed them.

1. Massage Point on Irving Park (near 3400 west).

Stopped in for a looksee - one good looking, young European girl talked to me. She must have been about 24 yrs old, very pretty, nice body.

Prices are $65 for the hour ($50 for half hour). They also have a flyer you can grab. On the back it has a $10 off coupon. Price just went to $55 for the hour. Did not see anyone else. I will go back in the next few weeks to TOFFT.

2. Body and Soul on Irving Park (around 3600 west). AMP

Mamason came to the window - said $70 for the hour includes steam room, sauna, and a 40 min massage. I asked to see the girls. She said there are two girls. I wanted to see them. So I asked again, can I see the girls - but she did not understand. She said with a stern face (and broken English) we are legitimate massage only. I can't stand those damn mean ass mamasans. So much for customer service. Then again, if she really did not understand, she may have been being cautious. I said OK, told her I need an ATM for cash, took a card and left.

3. Massage place on Elston (just south of Irving Park). They have a sign in the window - Special $50 1 hour massage. Just did a drive by. I should have gone in to see the talent.

Anyway there are 3 new ones for those near the northside. If anyone tries them out throw up a post. I will check out the EMP and post soon. Donnie

Went to an AMP in Chinatown. GREAT service. $35 for half hour. Great looking girl, sweet attitude, nice curvy body, handful of natural breasts.
(I wish I could have seen and sucked and held them but that would be illegal)

Massage was pretty damn good on the back side. On the flip, got the front massaged for another 10 minutes then she was finished - time was up! Damn I motioned for her to come closer so I can touch her. She got the hint and got more oil. If it wasn't illegal I would have went under the shirt and sucked on those nice, soft, nipply breasts. We went over the time by a few minutes, but it was not an issue and a very nice finish.

*Important note, after clean up, she washed her hands, made the bed, then left while I finished getting dressed. I went out the door and she was on her way back with more towels. Never even asked for a tip. I could have simply walked away. I called her to me, reopened the massage room door and pulled her inside. I gave her a nice hug and two kisses on the cheek. Then I finally reached inside my pocket, pulled out some cash and gave her $40.

A big smile came across her face, she said thank you and gave me another hug. I will be going back for more.

Massage 8
Face 7.5 (very pretty, smiled a lot)
Body 7.5 (hour glass shape, nice tight butt, flat stomach, beautiful breasts)
Attitude 10

Donnie,

Body and Soul has been there for a couple of years now and is indeed a legit place. I've been there a half dozen times and only once did my massuse behave the way we are used to them behaving. She didn't last long at B&S.

On the otherhand, if you are looking for a theraputic massage, it's a good place to consider. The massages I have gotten there are as good as most of the massages I've gotten at the spa at the health club, without the hassle of having to schedule an appointment.

- pt

Thanks for the update. I appeciate it. I can't believe I never noticed it before. Good to know where the legit places are as well.

Too bad I could not see the girls who were working. I guess I could have said Ok for the massage, then go back just for a look. But then when I would have changed my mind after I'd seen the girls, I wouldn't want to argue with the old hag to get my dough back.

Anyone have any issues with getting your cash back when you went in, but then changed your mind after seeing the talent?

What was the name of the AMP? Address?

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]Went to an AMP in Chinatown. GREAT service. $35 for half hour. Great looking girl, sweet attitude, nice curvy body, handful of natural breasts.
(I wish I could have seen and sucked and held them but that would be illegal)

Massage was pretty damn good on the back side. On the flip, got the front massaged for another 10 minutes then she was finished - time was up! Damn I motioned for her to come closer so I can touch her. She got the hint and got more oil. If it wasn't illegal I would have went under the shirt and sucked on those nice, soft, nipply breasts. We went over the time by a few minutes, but it was not an issue and a very nice finish.

*Important note, after clean up, she washed her hands, made the bed, then left while I finished getting dressed. I went out the door and she was on her way back with more towels. Never even asked for a tip. I could have simply walked away. I called her to me, reopened the massage room door and pulled her inside. I gave her a nice hug and two kisses on the cheek. Then I finally reached inside my pocket, pulled out some cash and gave her $40.

A big smile came across her face, she said thank you and gave me another hug. I will be going back for more.

Massage 8
Face 7.5 (very pretty, smiled a lot)
Body 7.5 (hour glass shape, nice tight butt, flat stomach, beautiful breasts)
Attitude 10[/QUOTE]

Maybe I'm out of line here,but I don't find any smiles with two men doing anything like this. Especially one of them is acting gay. Personally I didn't think this form had anything to do with Gay men.
Thanks for your time
Happy Hunting
AJ


[QUOTE=Arlogu]This is probably not what any of us has experienced(I hope), but it's a smile:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rCZakKkNlo&mode=related&search=[/url][/QUOTE]

Dude, that's not right. Amusing, but not right. Gave me some [i]great[/i] ideas for my next MP visit, though...

Does anyone have any good info in the AHeights area?

Arlington Heights has a really great race track. If you're lucky, you can pick a couple of "hottie" horses and take home a few bucks. Resteraunts are pretty good also. Some nice hotles, if you're into that sort of thing

Bend It,
I was going to correct you on which forum to find info on the many AMP's in Arlington Hts, but then I realized that someone from Milwaukee should have the geographic resources necessary to locate Arlington Hts available to him . Especially since he can find the resources needed to provide common knowledge about Relax Spa.

Litho, does that stand for Legal Intimidation & Tactical Harrassment Officer?

[QUOTE=Gooch]Bend It,
I was going to correct you on which forum to find info on the many AMP's in Arlington Hts, but then I realized that someone from Milwaukee should have the geographic resources necessary to locate Arlington Hts available to him . Especially since he can find the resources needed to provide common knowledge about Relax Spa.

Litho, does that stand for Legal Intimidation & Tactical Harrassment Officer?[/QUOTE]

Hi Gooch. I went ahead and deleted my post, in hindsight it was too antagonistic. Thanks,

Bend It