Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GattiShack;5297954]I would personally say NOT so pretty face and decent body. Much older than the girl advertised on the site.

Redeeming factors are:

- That she definitely knows how to fuck. Lots of energy despite her age.

- A warm, social and fun communicator. Knows how to make someone feel welcome rather than cold.

- Message was actually pretty solid.

Overall 6/10.[/QUOTE]All Colombia women have that trend of aging a bit quicker on the face. Sofia Vergara is still smoking hot but the face (while not ugly) isn't aging as well as the body. Same goes for any of the broads from Telemundo programming. They go from being the show's main talent, only for 5 to 6 years to pass and they are playing the mother / aunt of the 17-19 year old protagonist played by the fresh import that is not older than 25. Then again even the best DR. Miami in town with the botox shot only leaves chicks looking like the joker.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;5299656]All Colombia women have that trend of aging a bit quicker on the face. Sofia Vergara is still smoking hot but the face (while not ugly) isn't aging as well as the body. Same goes for any of the broads from Telemundo programming. They go from being the show's main talent, only for 5 to 6 years to pass and they are playing the mother / aunt of the 17-19 year old protagonist played by the fresh import that is not older than 25. Then again even the best DR. Miami in town with the botox shot only leaves chicks looking like the joker.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, the Latinas peak at way too early an age (at least for us in the USA). Very steep drop as you pointed out. HS girls look mid 20's, Mid 20's look 40's.

[QUOTE=AlMelrose;5299672]Unfortunately, the Latinas peak at way too early an age (at least for us in the USA). Very steep drop as you pointed out. HS girls look mid 20's, Mid 20's look 40's.[/QUOTE]Well, I think you are stretching it a bit (no pun intended) when it comes to the looks of 20 years looking like 40. Depends on the region, girl, and lifestyle, Some Mexican chicks I know, look good in the face in there 40's but on the opposite to colombians, their bodies already popped out half a classroom of kids, and gain an extra pound on the belly for each wrinkle they have been spared on their face. Puerto Ricans specially the Afro Latinas age like fine wine tho. Look at Jlo, she puts half of hollywood to shame.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;5299642]Thanks! Does anyone have intel on the potential CLM outcall? I know it might me expensive but still knowledge is power![/QUOTE]I've never heard of it until today's post. I would probably only ever do incall there, mainly because I like their locations and setup, but I'm curious to see if people have reports.

[QUOTE=Dream619;5299511]Going to be in the west Dundee area this west and looking for help finding a good massage, Latin or Asian is fine. L1 is great, any recommendations?[/QUOTE]Look in the surburbs forum. You might find your answers.

[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-sting[/URL]

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5299956][URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-sting[/URL][/QUOTE]I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5300016]I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.[/QUOTE]It's usually an ad that has red flags, a round number for the donation amount, and pictures which are TGTBT. They tend to capture the low hanging fruit who are new and trying it for the first time.

Gentlemen,

I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)

Am***y** Ma***ge

Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.

In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.

The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.

The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.

After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.

The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100

I hope your dream is as good as mine.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5300531] ... I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)[/QUOTE]It should have read - a popular attraction.

Pretty good.

60 for full hour massage.

Strong. Skillful.

No time short.

Happy.

Angela.

60/40.

I may keep this place even for massage only.

Hey guys,

Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5300016]I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.[/QUOTE]I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5300531]Gentlemen,

I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)

Am***y** Ma***ge

Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.

In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.

The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.

The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.

After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.

The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100

I hope your dream is as good as mine.[/QUOTE]I doubt that "a dream" will protect you from the imbalanced scale of justice. Plus, according to the disclaimer here, this is a sexual ENTERTAINMENT forum, so FYI for any tax eating pigs lurking here, I entertain myself writing creative erotica in first person view. So no need to dream because I aint fucking!

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5299956[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-sting[/URL][/QUOTE]Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".

Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.

The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.