Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3266043]I stand by my report. And. Unless you want to experience the same fate so many other Asian massage places have here in Lansing, I would suggest just say nothing. I bet my review alone increased your business many times over. I am not disputing your claim as it applies to you and given the step down in service I experienced you might be right generally but it all happened just as described. Perhaps I got a new masseuse who hadn't got the "memo" yet (LOL). BTW. The only reason I visited your place was because I was told by another senior member that HJ's were available for $40 over door. So I am not the only one who has received "extras".[/QUOTE]Moonglow, I certainly don't question your reporting but it does create a dilemma. Do we provide all available data as soon as it's "discovered" or should we temper our reporting? Sounds like this location doesn't want the attention you provided. A recent example might be the closed Dewitt spa. Once reports posted of "extras"(and I was one of those reporters), local LEO had no choice but to act. Perhaps new " sensitive " locations need a different type of reporting. We could detail all the legal aspects and keep the other stuff for PM only. I'm not being critical just suggesting a discussion should occur about how we share info. Boybear.

[QUOTE=BoyBear;3266151]Moonglow, I certainly don't question your reporting but it does create a dilemma. Do we provide all available data as soon as it's "discovered" or should we temper our reporting? Sounds like this location doesn't want the attention you provided. A recent example might be the closed Dewitt spa. Once reports posted of "extras"(and I was one of those reporters), local LEO had no choice but to act. Perhaps new " sensitive " locations need a different type of reporting. We could detail all the legal aspects and keep the other stuff for PM only. I'm not being critical just suggesting a discussion should occur about how we share info. Boybear.[/QUOTE]On reflection. You are absolutely right. I'll see if I can edit my review. Of course the APM (#1) from Magic touch will have to do the same given she quoted me.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3266043]I stand by my report. And. Unless you want to experience the same fate so many other Asian massage places have here in Lansing, I would suggest just say nothing. I bet my review alone increased your business many times over. I am not disputing your claim as it applies to you and given the step down in service I experienced you might be right generally but it all happened just as described. Perhaps I got a new masseuse who hadn't got the "memo" yet (LOL). BTW. The only reason I visited your place was because I was told by another senior member that HJ's were available for $40 over door. So I am not the only one who has received "extras".[/QUOTE]MG. I too do not doubt your post. And while the level service may vary, it seems to me that #1's post is an attempt at a self serving deflection. Not that I think deflection is necessary or cutting back on reporting as BoyBear1 suggests, because we are naive if we think LE does not have a good idea of what goes on behind closed doors.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3263730]This is a recent addition to the massage scene here in Lansing...[/QUOTE]I've been to this place a few times because it's close to work and the massages I've received have been really, really good. No suggestion of sex at all. Sounds like a new girl didn't know the rules and has since been corrected. These girls are nice, friendly and beautiful. I hope they don't get shut down because of one lone incident.

[QUOTE=Member#4025;3266210]MG. I too do not doubt your post. And while the level service may vary, it seems to me that #1's post is an attempt at a self serving deflection. Not that I think deflection is necessary or cutting back on reporting as BoyBear1 suggests, because we are naive if we think LE does not have a good idea of what goes on behind closed doors.[/QUOTE]I agree LE certainly suspects these places rub more than sore muscles. My guess they don't make them a priority until the nearby businesses, neighborhood residents and moral police start complaining about "what they hear is going on". My only point is some things are better left said in messaging than announced publicly. Boybear.

Since there isn't a descent AMP in Grand Rapids I decided to make the trip to Hawaii this morning. After being shown to the room Joanne came in. I am guessing she is in her mid 40's. Not terrible to look at for an AMP. Got the table shower and sauna and back to the room. The massage itself was actually quite painful as she kneeled her way up and down my body. After that she lost her top and rubbed her bolt ons up and down my body which was nice. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I proceed with a FIV as she wasn't wearing any panties. She wanted $60 but all I had was $40. Obviously she agreed. She tossed my salad for a good 5 minutes which felt great. She then started an amazing BBBJ followed by CFS as she rode my rock hard member. We finished we another stellar BBBJ. All in all a great time was had. Only complaints were the hour drive and the curtains in the room instead of doors.

Gents, I hadn't heard much recently about LA Spa in Portland. I saw a recent add touting "New Management" so called ahead. Woman answering spoke decent English and carried on a proper conversation enticing me to want to stop. So last week, on my way home, I popped in for what I hoped would be a decent massage & maybe more. Decided to stay for an hour (. 6) and asked about table shower. No table shower but a stand up one where provider can still do a decent job. First girl came in (late 30's, ok looks but very good looking rack). We talked about how long since my last visit which I said 6 months or more. Another slightly older thinner gal, but still decent looking, comes in who's pretty much to the point. She's offering a 2 for 1 but asking for an additional 1. 4 which is more than I'm going to spend. I counter half that and they recounter 1. 0. I'm about ready to say ok and door bell rings. First girl is gone & I'm left with Lilly. To the shower we go as she's already chatting up "fun options". Nice to the point shower & back to the room. She gave a firm, no oil, massage really leaning into things. A bit of friction so you might want a bit of oil for comfort (though I enjoyed the dry effort). About a 20 minute work over & groping begins. She wants the previous 1. 0 amount spoken of but we agree on. 6 this time. Oil comes out and she gets down to business. A finger butt tease with BLS coupled with HJ has me near the point of no return. She creates a diversion by swinging around for some tasty DATY (old fashioned Bush no less). Outcome is only momentarily delayed. Mission completed. Grading. 1) building / amenities 6 /10.2) massage 6. 5/10.3) personality of provider 7. 5/10.4) fun stuff 8/10. Going to have to save up for that threesome!! Boybear.

Since we seem to be on the topic I figured I'd add my 2 c as far as the service from two weeks ago. Very pleasant setting, comfortable. Rooms have doors, not those pesky curtains. Nice mood music plus a fan to help drown out noise. (inside noise heheh) I didn't catch her name but she was probably in her 40's. She was a lot of fun with a great sense of humor. WONDERFUL MASSAGE. FANTASTIC HANDS.

Mama san was cute. She gave me a bottle of water and hand fed me a mint afterwards. I hope I can get a massage from her sometime.

I left with a smile on my face. . 65 for hour plus I tipped. 40 because WOW GREAT MASSAGE.

[URL]http://www.magic-masseuse.com/[/URL]

Stay safe everyone.

I'm visiting East Lansing for the weekend and we'll could use an amazing massage. Any help would be very nice. Thanks.

Saw this one the other day. Set up was easy though text and phone call. Incall location was not bad. Her looks are OK for a BP. Body looks good little bit of a belly. Her ad rings true as hands only. Massage was okay kinda quick but only paid HH. HJ was less than desired. Think she was trying to steer the space shuttle in from a crash landing. Took awhile to get the job done but she did not watch the clock. Was hoping to talk her into more. May repeat in a pinch.

[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-2-u-E-CLu&[/URL]#1109;I've-v-961;-tя949;945;-mε951;-amazing-skills-h-o-t-f-I-are-e /28011739.

[QUOTE=BigBob1121;3274139]Saw this one the other day. Set up was easy though text and phone call. Incall location was not bad. Her looks are OK for a BP. Body looks good little bit of a belly. Her ad rings true as hands only. Massage was okay kinda quick but only paid HH. HJ was less than desired. Think she was trying to steer the space shuttle in from a crash landing. Took awhile to get the job done but she did not watch the clock. Was hoping to talk her into more. May repeat in a pinch.

[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-2-u-E-CLu&[/URL]#1109;I've-v-961;-tя949;945;-mε951;-amazing-skills-h-o-t-f-I-are-e /28011739.[/QUOTE]I saw her maybe six months ago when she was going by the name Laney I think. I had the same experience as you but I though the HJ was decent because she took direction and focused on shaft so I didn't pop right away. Paid $60 then. Is that what she still charges for HH? I haven't repeated yet but may in that future. I wish she was more of a talker. I think she'd do Russian for an extra tip. I wanted to pop on her face but she wouldn't go for that at all.

Located right off the I-69freeway, south of 96, this place looks like a shack using reconditioned car hoods for walls. I said WTF and dipped my toe in the pool as this is what I set out to do- this must be on every monger / AMP enthusiast's bucket list.

Walked in and greeted by mamasan. Since the place was a complete dump, a converted trailer of some sort, I played legit and said I had never been there before but remained very confident, playful, as if I knew what I was getting myself into. Gave. 6 or. 8 to the house and left the other $ in my pocket of my jeans. Yes, they use blankets for doors, so sorry for the other ppl in the place, I don't whisper when I fuck. I got Mikki as my masseuse and opinion was similar to many. Great looking lady for her age (60+) the short hair style on her was different, yet cute, yet hmmm I don't know. She has nice tits and excellent ass and legs to suck on and caress. She certainly has the body of a 27 yr old who takes care of her shit. She told me she was going to have me for lunch after despite knowing I was a first timer and she was feeling me out, I told her I stopped by for "lunch". She made sure my dick and asshole was very clean for her future endeavors with me. She had a little sample size nibble while drying off with the table shower.

When in the room, she asked what I wanted, I said I wanted it all. I peeled her out of her bathing suit lingerie and sucked on her pear shaped enhanced titties. On the fake scale, it was a 6/10. In a way, she was trying to rush me or find out if she was going to get 2 pops out of me as she ket asking me if I cum fast. I told her good luck and said I want to take my time fucking the shit out of her. She has a great attitude, and talks dirty but she says everything in a monotone voice that the enthusiasm is somewhat half-hearted (I know I sound lame). With her fondness for guys assholes, she wanted to start out with giving me a massage. Within 2-3 minutes, she was digging into my asscheeks a bit and I was raising my hips as she went to town. I am rather indifferent about this as long as she didn't go more than a 1/2 knuckle deep (yikes). Between ass play and then flipping me over for some oral, that was 15 minutes. She was getting worn out with her pace. She repositioned herself for a minute so she was laying down and sucking me. I picked her up, Spun her around and scared her a bit while we enjoyed a nice standing 69. Haven't done that in a while, she is tiny, so this lasted probably 2 minutes. I went down on her for a bit before she went back for my dick and put the condom on with her mouth. I banged her mish, doggie and then she hopped on top of me for a bit. As her lack of enthusiasm waned, Stanley. You know the power tool, got soft while she was riding. After nearly 25 minutes of fast paced fun and Stanley taking a breather, she took off the cover and finished me off with her mouth. Very satisifying. From the beginning of the table shower to getting my dick drained, it was 40-45 minutes. She asked and told me she would get me a water, as she finished cleaning me up, I didn't know she was signaling that she was done with me. I would have gone for a quick round 2 or a massage, since I paid her $1 in top of the 0. 8 house fee, a massage would have been ok too. I swear she must have been the only one working, yet when I left, there was only one other car in the lot near me.

Many guys on here write reports as if they re-living their experience, and have a boner the whole time as they use big descriptive words. My experience was from over two weeks ago and the report is written as for me, who has been on USAG for 4-5 yrs and reads the boards like its a daily newspaper, there has not, maybe never a very descriptive report of the Hawaii Spa, (logistics, poor conditions, etc) other than Mikki will eat your ass out and you can finish anywhere.

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;3277419] Since the place was a complete dump, a converted trailer of some sort,
[/QUOTE]Heard it was a former flower shop, I was disappointed that when the Sauna broke, instead of replace the heater they put one of those "phone booth" saunas inside the large sauna room. The phone booth has IR heater panels along it's side instead of the traditional trash can type with topped with rocks. Probably drastically more energy efficient, but still much preferred the old big one. The place has well water and Mikki said the area is swampy and when it rains it pushes the swamp water down into the water table and you can smell the swamp in the tap water in the shower room. I know if you search the address on maps it comes out incorrect, the place is in fact right across from the on ramp coming out of the Interstate Rest Area.

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Was going to go to Akoya tonight after I made a stop at Kroger in Frandor. Was waiting to turn left from Rite Aid when I noticed 3 bears had escaped from the Lansing zoo with three government suburbans following. How do I know they were government? Well their license plate said US Government. I don't know if they were coming from the walk in clinic, Akoya or a drug bust but be careful if you stop by.