OFG -- you put the fun back into old and guy
[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;3716229]Happened to catch her post on Sunday afternoon and replied to her post. She replied with her number and we began texting. Everything sounded good so set up a noon Monday pickup for her to come back to my place. So the only downside to the whole adventure was that the noon pick up turned into 3 PM. For me, not an issue. Anyhow, picked her up at her house in the 85th and Beloit area. She loves Panera's so stopped there to grab a bite to eat on the way back to my place. She is 24 years old, 5 foot 5, 120 pounds. Perfect b cups and she had a heavy sweater on and no bra and her eraser like nipples were poking through the sweater.
Anyhow, very cute girl, great body. A touch of baby damage. And what a great personality. Bubbly, friendly, intelligent, conversant. She had watched the Super Bowl and we shared our joy of the Eagles beating the hated Patriots. We both like Timberlake and agreed on the lameness of the half time show. And we both shared our hatred of the psychopath that lives in a big white residence. DFK, FIV (super tight), DATY (awesome orgasms) and very very nice BBBJCIM / Spit Just a very fun afternoon. And kind of a new experience for me. While she was sitting on my face her long sexy hair was caressing OFG junior. She is definitely being penciled in the line up card for Spring training.
She can do incall. Outcall needs to be picked up.[/QUOTE]I don't think I've ever taken an escort out to eat. I've fed a lot of hungry SWs, cooked for them, and even fed their kids. Usually they just went to get it over with, go get high, and then wash off my stink. She looks really cute and what would kill me is the 3 hour wait. I would blue pill up and junior would be up and down like a yoyo. If I had to wait 3 hours I'd be so frustrated, nervous, stressed, I just would not be my best. Sometimes I'd rather settle for an old sea hag than is on time that a beauty that is 3 hours late due to drama and drugs. I think you just have to assume they are all going to be an hour to two late. My personality is all of a sudden I want someone over. I call, they say sure be right over. I assume they will get in the car and come. In reality, they need to numb up first, get their brain hijacked to where doing it with an old guy is ok, maybe hose off some and brush their hair, put $2 of gas in, and then come over. Going out and picking up a SW is no longer an option. Its been years since I brought one to the house or got a $20 room from Patel on 27th. I will give the press and the human trafficker police a lot of credit, the anti drug folks for getting the work out, teaching me not to contribute to the problem. For me it has to be a real business agreement where the woman not under the control of pimps or drugs.
Getting back to going out to eat. I guess I have done that. I took a stripper to lunch few years ago. Watched her stuff down a prime rib in about 5 minutes. I think she could have won one of those contests where you can eat a 60 oz steak in a hour, you get it for free. She was bipolar and manic. The whole time I'm just looking at her in awe of her beauty, her tits, and thinking how great she is going to be. And she was. I could barely eat and left half of it, but she finished it off for me. Why can't I be a normal guy, find a nice escort to spend a hour with eating dinner, not having my mind occupied with her ass, and then go back to my place for the night. Make sweet love. Sleep. Then in the morning lay in bed and read the Sunday paper together? Did that once with a woman I met on America Online 20 years ago.