Hookers, Hookers Everywhere
Hookers, Hookers Everywhere.
(A Cautionary Tale of Craigslist Despair).
Hookers, hookers everywhere.
With fishnets, lace, and colored hair.
Their ads say "Fun" and "No regrets!
But ghost me when I send my texts.
I dial them up—they never pick.
Then later claim, "I'm super thick!
But not the kind that turns you on—.
More like a fridge with leggings on.
And if they do return my ping.
They think their parts are diamond bling.
"Five hundred bucks, and not a lick.
Unless you bring me UberEats quick. ".
Golden cookie? Hardly gold—.
More like lukewarm pizza rolled.
In glitter dust from strip club floors.
And yet they charge like matadors.
I try to haggle, plead my case.
But they just ghost me—disgrace!
"Don't waste my time," one said to me—.
Ma'am, you're charging Tiffany fees.
So here I sit, my wallet full.
My standards low, my patience dull.
Hookers, hookers, can't you see?
I just want one with honest fees!
Should be an option, but it isn't
[QUOTE=InFromBehind;7272607]I have zero issues, I just want to put that out first but I also play around a good bit. That being said I'm looking for a place that is private (preference is no names or boxes mailed to me) and payment in cash. Do any of you have a suggestion?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately in healthcare they have to have personal information. Especially when it comes to STD's. If there is a positive result, you go into the data base. They will even ask for information on who you have been with. You can tell them it was a one-night stand and no names were exchanged. More people would get tested if they could get it done totally anonymously and that would reduce the spread. You can go to the health department and get it done for little or no cost. Don't give them you health insurance information. They have to follow HIPAA and can't share anything about your visit. They can send a letter to your mailbox if you have a positive result and they can't contact you. Answer their calls or the letter will show up. I am in healthcare and know how this works. The other option is you can go to Walgreens and get a home HIV or HEP-C test. Not perfect, but fairly reliable and quick.