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Make CAMMerica Great Again
Controversial [I]erection(s)[/I] this year. Who to choose? Not those two bozos! Talkin' the Rejuve catalogue, yo. Though was Camm ever [I]ungreat?[/I] Some think so.
My Lord, haven't mongered since Dallas back in March / April. Nice to finally meet you, young MS! Anyway, Sunday Fun Day at the Camm Drive Inn, yes?.
I was honestly never into chicks with oversized fake Playboy bolt-ons (as seen in her current ads) but I was mainly attracted to her long lean body and import features. I imagined her being just like the infamous Vietnamese hooker in "Full Metal Jacket", cept minus the Bigfoot armpits and horribly bad acting. In fact, this mattress actress looked younger in person and her man-mades were well proportioned with her frame.
[B]Pros.[/B]
-[U]DFK DFK DFK[/U]! Has a tongue ring which I found snazzy but glad she didn't use on me during BBBJ. Never liked the way tongue studs feel on the head of my Pecorino Romano.
-[U]Good looking[/U] tanned AZN girl who reminds of me of co-hosts the "Bizarre Foods" guy has on whenever he's in Taiwan, Hong Kong and generally that part of the globe. Usually the round faced, naturally dark ones with cameras.
-Was actually very [U]accommodating[/U] to any and everything I wanted to do within her means. Stroking and licking her [I]Devil Donut[/I] during DS and DATO was fun.
-Same flat butt in her photos but an overall [U]nice body[/U] throughout. In fact, minus the brushing, Camm's ad photos are surprisingly a very good representation her. Also, like I mentioned earlier, her bolt-ons looks more proportioned in person. While her nan lips were long like [I]sleeve of wizard[/I], her hole was actually pretty tight. When she rode me ACG, I communicated that she had awesome pussy control. Her low-toned exertion noises were a nice change from the higher pitched ones I'm used to hearing from AMP girls.
-Working to my second pop, she really [U]tried hard to get me off[/U] again. Like a female Flash, moving in quick and mysterious ways to get my Ant Man to grow. I'll admit, I was having a hard time getting hard on the second go. She even gave me a chance at the door knock, saying, [I]"You have two minutes![/I] Together we made it work. HE while DFK to completion. Camm you dig it?
[B]Cons.[/B]
-Not really a [I]con[/I] but like Hilton, while people say Camm is tall, I [U]wouldn't say she's that tall[/U] (being a shorty myself). At 5'6 - 5'7 maybe [I]taller[/I] than the usual AMP girl but she's no 5'10 Israeli Wonder Woman. Now, her, I like! Or USC college volleyball player. The kind shortys like me can get Jack and the Beanstalk on. You get the drift. Though her long legs dangling over my shoulder during Mish was actually quite nice.
-Pictures are fair representation of said provider but she is [U]slightly thicker[/U]. Small stomach pouch too. Not docking points for this, as I complimented her body earlier but for those who are particular.
-[U]Personality[/U] was the biggest con for me. I wouldn't say she was TOTAL biyatch, as I've rated her attitude a [I]7[/I] but now I can see where the bipolar reports come from. In fact, can see why she lost it when that other dude accidentally splooged on her hair. While Camm and I connected physically (for the most part), I did notice that her personality is a bit uncouth. Not so much pretentious or snobby. Well, maybe a little. I'd say more distant and cold. Standoffish. In that, while she's all about trying to get us to broadcast our bro juice in gusto, that carnal reciprocation still feels somewhat detached. Versus, let's say, getting smothered by a Dallas-style GFE. Dallas is just down to kick it. Know what I mean? After all, this is just a job for most of these girls anyway.
I compared my body ink to Camm's and asked if she was going to get more done and she just gave me blunt, [I]"NO!"[/I] Like, oooookay! Or a more comical part when working towards my second pop, I asked if I could munch her nan. She climbed on me for a 69 position but I stood to push her on the bed. She was like, [I]"What are you doing?[/I] And as I turned around to get up, she continued, [I]"Hey! YOU!"[/I]. WTF? Very similar to that scene with Bill Murray and Premium Fantasy lady in "Lost In Translation". Just like Murray, I responded back with a, [I]"Hey, yourself, lady!"[/I] LOL! Camm gave me a bewildered look but I still continued to eat her groceries and made her cum like a mutherfucker. Squeezing my head between those long legs and all. Yum. #LipMyStockings.
Like most provider routines, while trying to follow the formula, they still script along to format the monger. Who knows? Throwing Camm off from her routine may make her moody (among other things). Camm even told me something like, [I]"You are thinking too hard. Let me do my thing. I have my own style"[/I]. That, or maybe she's not a real people person? Fucks well, tho.
[B]DFK, BBBJCIM, ACG, DS, MISH, DATY, DATO, 69, HE, MSOG[/B] (also washed me in the shower, which I've only had done once prior at Rejuve).
Did this CAMMlaude make the grade? I actually thought our session was great but would not repeat. She's a little too out there for my hard earned kala.
[B]Looks - 8, Attitude-7, Service 8. [/B]