The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Potsy;2406996]Ok this is my last post regarding this ass coward, then I am probably just using the ignore button.

Since I posted about Aurora and Ashley23, Chris5 has sent me a bunch of PMs challenging me and posted some aggressive posts about me. Loves calling me a pussy.

Well I received several PMs and many texts and calls from hobbyists and providers regarding him. They all basically said the same thing. He is a new yorker with an attitude and a bully. Some providers called me to tell me he was so aggressive and rude they would never see him again.

OK, as I am not one to be shy I PMed him that I mapquested Ashley23's hotel and that there is a bar not even two blocks away and asked him to meet as friends and discuss things and I would buy the drinks and after I would walk the block and a half to Ashleys place and have her bl+w me.

Sure enough the tough guy from new york that loves to talk shit and call people pussys never showed. Hell I told him the exact hat I would be wearing and there were only 15 cars and 5 bikes (one was mine) in the parking lot so he couldn't miss me.

Dude, you are a coward and an asshole. While waiting for you to show I made some phone calls and thru a roundabout way got in touch with Ashley23. She says you are full of shit about talking to you about Aurora and she never called you from a 305 number or any number at all. You are just JAG light. You are the typical tough guy pussy hiding behind a key board, who likes to abuse those weaker then him, as several providers told me.

I am done with you and your nonsense, you are a bully, coward, blowhard and a fool. Anytime you want to man up and meet me in person to discuss issues face to face just let me know. You didn't show up last night but maybe some day you will grow a pair. (A2 THIS IS NO WAY A THREAT, I WOULD LOVE TO TALK AS MEN FACE TO FACE< WITH NO VIOLENCE, TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES) In the past I have made the same statement to other hobbyists and providers and met many of them without incident and some to this day are friends of mine.

Chris5 you are a legend in your own mind, you are a fool and a moron. With that said Peace out, just one more on the ignore list.[/QUOTE]Potsy just click ignore on me and you will be all good dude. I seriously think you need anger management or simply just need to get laid. Pull out your cash if you have any, and go and have some fun with a chick dude. I'm so terrified right now I'm shaking with fear. LOL.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2406665]Chris,

I wonder what you define as OLD? You keep mentioning this term and I would love for you to shed some clarification.

From what I have gathered OLD means the ones that won't take 60 mario coins for an hour of their time, won't barter, aren't easily manipulated and have standards. Don't think that we all don't talk, the OLD and the YOUNG.

My advice just stop while you are ahead. Insults won't get you anywhere in this community but banned or blacklisted. Be more respective to those around you, don't sling mud and most off don't make your assumptions into facts. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

I am in no way trying to tell you what to do or act. That isn't my place but bad mouthing respected senior members and well regarded providers isn't way to get quality pussy or valuable intel. That's the truth ruth.

Last time I shall reference or feed into the nonsense. I think we have all made our points valid, loud and clear.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your advice, and my advice to you would be to lose some weight. I have seen a few of your pics and you need a diet sweetie and your face probably has wrinkles. You have NEVER received a text from me for a dream so please don't lie on me and say yea he TRIED dreaming with me as well. Nothing personal but OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby. Just MY opinion. You asked and I am giving you my response. So now I know you will say this or that about me but so what, Today is Saturday and a beautiful day and I'm going to enjoy it and a couple of young lovely ladies, yes I will not forget to bring cash. LOL.

Have a lovely day sweetheart.

Some good reads in the trap this morning. Nothing like starting the day with a stack pf waffles, hashbrowns, biscuits and eggs reading the rat trap. I do love some waffle house.

I also love the ignore button. Silence is golden.

Xoxo.

Paige.

Hoping to dream about making 2 new friends at the same time and together the three of us enjoy the most amazing of adventures but sadly sleep seems to elude me and I don't know who I should call for help. Can anyone provide advice on who is the best at helping me fall asleep and drift off to dreamland?

If I was to see Bmulane, I'm sure it would be a disaster. I'm sure now this is why I will NEVER think of having anyone under 30 over to visit. If I was to see bmulane. I'm sure he would have at least showered before he came to visit me. I'm sure he wouldn't ask to take such explicit pictures of me that ANY provider wouldn't let take place. And I'm quite sure that if trojan hats arent good enough that he would have brought his own. Also. Since I never ask for donation up front I'm sure he would never. EVER short me even if I let him stay 25 minutes longer than scheduled. So if any other ladies are reading this. And guys also. Please be showered. Be respectful. And don't rip off the provider. And write a bad review. Thank you to all that are my regulars. And thank you bmulane. You have opened my eyes to wwhat expext from very immature members that try to manipulate providers by using this board as a weapon.

[QUOTE=HottBrittney;2407696]If I was to see Bmulane, I'm sure it would be a disaster. I'm sure now this is why I will NEVER think of having anyone under 30 over to visit. If I was to see bmulane. I'm sure he would have at least showered before he came to visit me. I'm sure he wouldn't ask to take such explicit pictures of me that ANY provider wouldn't let take place. And I'm quite sure that if trojan hats arent good enough that he would have brought his own. Also. Since I never ask for donation up front I'm sure he would never. EVER short me even if I let him stay 25 minutes longer than scheduled. So if any other ladies are reading this. And guys also. Please be showered. Be respectful. And don't rip off the provider. And write a bad review. Thank you to all that are my regulars. And thank you bmulane. You have opened my eyes to wwhat expext from very immature members that try to manipulate providers by using this board as a weapon.[/QUOTE]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. Well my brother Brian I as being part of the younger crowd on this board will tell you that even though I was NOT there and in the room I believe your version a 100 fucking percent! Let's break it down, Brian says he asked for private photos BEFORE he stepped foot into her door via text I'm sure and she said YES and she seemed enthusiastic about doing it. I am sure he was willing to pay an extra tip for the photos, I'm assuming. Then upon the dream starting she says NO. She has a right to say no to the pics but why tell the monger OK just to get him to come over and visit you.

2nd, he says he was disappointed in her looks, OK that's his right and his opinion to think that way, 3rd, SP says he needed a shower? Ok and your point? He says the room was smelling bad upon his arrival and now all of a sudden its the monger needing a shower? I'm sure you would have taken this dirty un showered mongers CASH? So whether he says you needed a shower or you say he needed a shower who fucking cares. An SP JOB is to satisfy her clients at all cost as he is the one who is paying his CASH for the fucking dream so again customer is always fucking right. An SP can promise the world to a monger just to get him in the room and then all the changes of this or that starts to take place, again I wasn't in the room but if I had negotiated an extra request such as taking private pics and then this service did not happen due to the SP having a change of heart about the oh so terrible pic requests then guess what * You're ass aint getting the extra cash for the pic request! This fellow member posted a negative experience with an SP and I take HIM at his word, he is the customer and he says he was not satisfied, now for an SP to come on a male only site and defend herself is laughable! There are other more SENIOR citizen members who will trash this new member and myself but anyone who knows anything about me knows I could care less what these clowns think of me.

If I were HottBrittney I would send Brian a text or a PM apologizing for her shitty actions and offer him a free or reduced session instead of trashing the customer on our board, she's crying like he did this or he did that and he threatened to give me a bad review and he's using this board as a weapon. Ridiculous comments from an SP, business must be fucking slow for you as well as you have time to come and complain in the rat trap. Now just sit back and watch other senior members stick up for you and defend you which is probably your intent of your post, CUSTOMER is always right. I'm sure C3 will take you out to lunch and put his arms around you and tell how awful these newer generation members are. Enjoy the lunch and let me know if there are any specials being served at the restaurant he takes you to because you know I love DISCOUNTS baby.

Brittney you are correct in expecting men to be showered and leave the agreed upon donation. Shit a dude try to take pics of me I am smashing that phone and kicking his ass. I don't see men under 30 either. It is OUR choice. I cap it off around 55 but make exceptions sometimes, it is more about not having alot of older men coming in and out of my apt than anything.

If I still ate meat I would be pouring sausage gravy all over this damn plate of wafflehouse but I will stick to maple syrup all over it.

Didn't give meat up as a diet choice but as a personal choice, balance and good vibrations. Thats my advice for the day, good karma, what goes around comes around. Do things to bring good vibrations.

Xoxo.

Paige.

I assume the bus is stuck on a round about and everyone mentioned is pointing fingers at each other as it continues to go in circles getting no where. But sometimes since I am not there I really don't know what's going on but I am going to talk, to talk, because I like to hear myself talk. Cliff notes version. IMHO.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. Well my brother Brian I as being part of the younger crowd on this board will tell you that even though I was NOT there and in the room I believe your version a 100 fucking percent! Let's break it down, Brian says he asked for private photos BEFORE he stepped foot into her door via text I'm sure and she said YES and she seemed enthusiastic about doing it. I am sure he was willing to pay an extra tip for the photos, I'm assuming. Then upon the dream starting she says NO. She has a right to say no to the pics but why tell the monger OK just to get him to come over and visit you.

2nd, he says he was disappointed in her looks, OK that's his right and his opinion to think that way, 3rd, SP says he needed a shower? Ok and your point? He says the room was smelling bad upon his arrival and now all of a sudden its the monger needing a shower? I'm sure you would have taken this dirty un showered mongers CASH? So whether he says you needed a shower or you say he needed a shower who fucking cares. An SP JOB is to satisfy her clients at all cost as he is the one who is paying his CASH for the fucking dream so again customer is always fucking right. An SP can promise the world to a monger just to get him in the room and then all the changes of this or that starts to take place, again I wasn't in the room but if I had negotiated an extra request such as taking private pics and then this service did not happen due to the SP having a change of heart about the oh so terrible pic requests then guess what * You're ass aint getting the extra cash for the pic request! This fellow member posted a negative experience with an SP and I take HIM at his word, he is the customer and he says he was not satisfied, now for an SP to come on a male only site and defend herself is laughable! There are other more SENIOR citizen members who will trash this new member and myself but anyone who knows anything about me knows I could care less what these clowns think of me.

If I were HottBrittney I would send Brian a text or a PM apologizing for her shitty actions and offer him a free or reduced session instead of trashing the customer on our board, she's crying like he did this or he did that and he threatened to give me a bad review and he's using this board as a weapon. Ridiculous comments from an SP, business must be fucking slow for you as well as you have time to come and complain in the rat trap. Now just sit back and watch other senior members stick up for you and defend you which is probably your intent of your post, CUSTOMER is always right. I'm sure C3 will take you out to lunch and put his arms around you and tell how awful these newer generation members are. Enjoy the lunch and let me know if there are any specials being served at the restaurant he takes you to because you know I love DISCOUNTS baby.[/QUOTE]

First and foremost thank you for the compliment. I am well over 30.2nd I totally respect a providers right to not want to take pics. The part I don't respect is how you have told me multiple times before we met that you were all about it. I am not going to address the rest of this cause its non sense. I stand by my words and it simply is not in my usasg history to attack any Sp or mongers. But when you flat out lie and in a sense rip me off I am going to protect the brotherhood and let them know what you are up to. This matter and issue is now closed. I think the brothers for your support. Many of you have emailed me about this and I stand with you.

[QUOTE=HottBrittney;2407696]If I was to see Bmulane, I'm sure it would be a disaster. I'm sure now this is why I will NEVER think of having anyone under 30 over to visit. If I was to see bmulane. I'm sure he would have at least showered before he came to visit me. I'm sure he wouldn't ask to take such explicit pictures of me that ANY provider wouldn't let take place. And I'm quite sure that if trojan hats arent good enough that he would have brought his own. Also. Since I never ask for donation up front I'm sure he would never. EVER short me even if I let him stay 25 minutes longer than scheduled. So if any other ladies are reading this. And guys also. Please be showered. Be respectful. And don't rip off the provider. And write a bad review. Thank you to all that are my regulars. And thank you bmulane. You have opened my eyes to wwhat expext from very immature members that try to manipulate providers by using this board as a weapon.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. Well my brother Brian I as being part of the younger crowd on this board will tell you that even though I was NOT there and in the room I believe your version a 100 fucking percent! Let's break it down, Brian says he asked for private photos BEFORE he stepped foot into her door via text I'm sure and she said YES and she seemed enthusiastic about doing it. I am sure he was willing to pay an extra tip for the photos, I'm assuming. Then upon the dream starting she says NO. She has a right to say no to the pics but why tell the monger OK just to get him to come over and visit you.

2nd, he says he was disappointed in her looks, OK that's his right and his opinion to think that way, 3rd, SP says he needed a shower? Ok and your point? He says the room was smelling bad upon his arrival and now all of a sudden its the monger needing a shower? I'm sure you would have taken this dirty un showered mongers CASH? So whether he says you needed a shower or you say he needed a shower who fucking cares. An SP JOB is to satisfy her clients at all cost as he is the one who is paying his CASH for the fucking dream so again customer is always fucking right. An SP can promise the world to a monger just to get him in the room and then all the changes of this or that starts to take place, again I wasn't in the room but if I had negotiated an extra request such as taking private pics and then this service did not happen due to the SP having a change of heart about the oh so terrible pic requests then guess what * You're ass aint getting the extra cash for the pic request! This fellow member posted a negative experience with an SP and I take HIM at his word, he is the customer and he says he was not satisfied, now for an SP to come on a male only site and defend herself is laughable! There are other more SENIOR citizen members who will trash this new member and myself but anyone who knows anything about me knows I could care less what these clowns think of me.

If I were HottBrittney I would send Brian a text or a PM apologizing for her shitty actions and offer him a free or reduced session instead of trashing the customer on our board, she's crying like he did this or he did that and he threatened to give me a bad review and he's using this board as a weapon. Ridiculous comments from an SP, business must be fucking slow for you as well as you have time to come and complain in the rat trap. Now just sit back and watch other senior members stick up for you and defend you which is probably your intent of your post, CUSTOMER is always right. I'm sure C3 will take you out to lunch and put his arms around you and tell how awful these newer generation members are. Enjoy the lunch and let me know if there are any specials being served at the restaurant he takes you to because you know I love DISCOUNTS baby.[/QUOTE]I don't know the SP or the monger, but in this business, I'm sorry to burst you bubble, the customer is NOT always right. A provider is still a woman, and no means no, if it's a specific service that is not offered, you should have done a little homework to find what you wanted. I have only had one person ever short me on a donation, and I'm willing to bet that he never does it to anyone else, but it happens. I always offer a shower, now, if the gentleman declines, and he still stinks, then sorry he has to go. No refunds. My donations are for my time, not a service. Point blank. Period.

Going to dip my toes in the sometimes article ice bath sometimes Dante's inferior hot tube otherwise known as the Rat Trap and offer my 7 cents of on the war of the roses between C3 and Chris5. My contributions have basically been restricted to providing hopefully detailed fictional accounts of short stories generated with the help of some wonderful local muses; be it legends or otherwise. So, I'm a bit out of my comfort zone.

First, I appreciate the direct no nonsense in your face reviews, comments, banter, ramblings, whatever of one Chris5. The board is for intel, but also for amusement which for me motivates me to come back and enjoy the read as I search for Intel. Thanks Chris5.

For C3, the chairman, the honorary president, the Donald of this site; all affectionate terms bestowed by others, I appreciate his unique prospective on life and the hobby. When I first joined, I reached out to C3 in PM seeking advice on how to get my foot in the door. He took the time to educate me up and offered some pointers and recommendations and how to just go about things with the ladies. Point is he cares about the site, he recognizes that we must encourage and nurture the inexperienced and that the forum gets stronger with new blood. (Managed to author several short stories with Michele1 l, Dahlia, Nana, quickly out of the gate whereas other newbies struggled with the secret formula to establish credibility). Thanks C3.

That said, I would appreciate toning down the personal attacks just a bit. Like C3 sort of hinted at, us hobbyists are in essence a bit pathetic, paying for dreams. So, no one should be beating their chests, proud of their accomplishments. We are paying for dreams. And no one should attack the elder members. Fact is you reach a point in life where you become a "ghost" to the younger ladies. No matter how suave and debonair you once were, your now invisible, yet you still have the same attraction for freshness. And so your resort to your one overpowering remaining attractive quality, your wallet, cause in the end the tastiness of the meal is the same regardless of whether it's complimentary or paid for.

And can we lay off any attack on our wonderful muses on this site. There is a negative tread, if you have a bad dream, and yes if the physical characteristics aren't to your satisfaction, then perfectly ok to factually describe as part of the intel service we provide each other. But I think attacking someone's physical attributes merely because they voice an opinion differing from yours is just classless.

Chris5, fuck all the women you can, I'm rooting for you, I want you to bring good intel to the site. Continue to be an ass, it's amusing and sometimes very entertaining. Just asking you play a littler nicer in the community sandbox. It is a community, there are certain norms we should not go outside of. Being an ass, believe you have described yourself as such, is perfectly within the rules. Just think about dialing it back down a bit. Don't respond by telling me about the ignore button. You would miss the point-your posts are enjoyable, intel great; I value it, but just dial it back so I don't have to read another freakin useless post about the wheels going round and round. FH69.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying <clip>

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[/QUOTE]If I was Chris5, I would SHUT THE FUCK UP!

He had his say, and she had her say. We don't really need you chiming in from left field (who wasn't in the room) to put in your 5 cents.

Who made Chris5 the Board Moderator? Oh, that's right, he crowned himself King. After all, he is a Legend in his own mind.

The other board members are quite capable of reading his review, and her response, and coming to their own conclusions!

Young Bull Chris.

I don't usually post here, but congrats on your part for earning the well deserved title of "FUCKING IDIOT" Just go back and read our senseless posts and for what? You haven't proved a point yet, except to keep digging your hole deeper and deeper. Young Bull, there comes a time when a person needs to put down the shovel and move on. I speculate most bridges are burned by now. Yeah, you can change names, monger phones, but the cycle will repeat itself. Myself, I vote for you having your own thread since you aren't doing the most important thing this board is for and that is to share info and be a good steward of the board, you are not. Keep digging Young Bull.

No response needed from you, I have already had my chuckles for the day.

JC.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. [/QUOTE]

Young guy walks into a crowded room and takes a smelly shit on the floor in the middle of the room. Other people in the room say, "You can't do that and you need to clean it up. " Young guys says in response, "You all are old, fat and angry people and I can do what ever I want. " That about sums this up.

That's got to be some kinda record. Daddy had to stop the car twice in his first two days. Jag and Swag didn't accomplish that. It is one thing to piss off all of us. It is another to piss off the ladies. But pissing off A2 is sorta like pissing off the waiter before he brings you your food. There are just some things in life that are plain stupid. And stupid oughta hurt.

I think it's time to pop some pop corn and see how that battle plays out.

C3.