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[QUOTE=OleDude;4458149]Ok, I'm not Wayne, or Renee, and no I'm not trying to white knight for her. That being said I have seen her almost monthly for the past year and a half. We did have one issue where I p*ed her off, I owned it we made up. She may not be everyones cup of tea. Don't tell her your on your way in 20 minutes with 60 dollars, she will go off, you won't get off. Show her a little respect, and courtesy, you might be amazed. I can truly say I have never had a bad time, or been short timed, or short changed. Sometimes the guys attitude has a lot to do with it. Just saying. Why'all have fun, good luck and good hunting. Any questions? I will take pm's.[/QUOTE]She is a major psycho. Thinks she is God's gift to the human race. Bragged that she has been with thousands of men. Sometimes I text her just to hear her flip out like usual and go on her rants. It's comic relief every so often.

If you are going to see this one, make sure you get her to send you a pic of her smiling first showing off her pearly browns. All 5 of them, glad I did. Saved me a disappointing trip.

[URL]http://akron-canton.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/stopyou-dont-have-to-look-any/855007400398[/URL]

Those tits are tempting and one of you mongers reported a recent successful car date. Here is a STG link where she changed the MO described before but is still ripping off mongers.

[URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/guaranteed-to-rip-you-off/478620975763[/URL]

[QUOTE=NeonRt70;4458884]She is a major psycho. Thinks she is God's gift to the human race. Bragged that she has been with thousands of men. Sometimes I text her just to hear her flip out like usual and go on her rants. It's comic relief every so often.[/QUOTE]She's been 39 forever and isn't even that good looking. She's putting on weight judging by her pics. She's not bad looking for a 50 year old though, but why would someone give her money when there are much younger girls out there for the same amount.

Had a dream about Alexa. I was dreaming of a cute 20 something blonde with awesome tits and she fits that description. Yes she has gained some weight but she's still a cute blonde with nice big tits and a tight pussy. Would I repeat, yes I would.

[URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hi-im-alexa-a-natural-blonde-n/704202060249[/URL]

Pretty rough looking for supposedly being 19 years old.

[URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/escort-services-provided/352817847216[/URL]

[URL]https://akron-canton.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/im-back-in-akron-real-post/850550089549[/URL]

If this provider comes back to your area proceed with extreme caution she has released personal information about a client she has a beef with.

[QUOTE=Rafter17;4459388]Pretty rough looking for supposedly being 19 years old.

[URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/escort-services-provided/352817847216[/URL][/QUOTE]Good lord why would you even try passing as a 19 yo with a face like that??

[QUOTE=MisterMan119;4459511]Good lord why would you even try passing as a 19 yo with a face like that??[/QUOTE]Add another 25-30 years and might be close.

[QUOTE=BoneSmuggler;4459458][URL]https://akron-canton.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/im-back-in-akron-real-post/850550089549[/URL]

If this provider comes back to your area proceed with extreme caution she has released personal information about a client she has a beef with.[/QUOTE]Ashley has posted personal information about clients on STG more than once in the past year-and-a-half. Several times, actually. She is posting conflicting ads, now. One ad says she's working Pittsburgh, another says she ran to California, another says she's back and offering specials. Way too much controversy. That and the law breathing down her neck. She is way too great of a risk on too many levels.

[QUOTE=Rafter17;4459535]Add another 25-30 years and might be close.[/QUOTE]Crack is whack.

[QUOTE=Royboy7788;4459244]Had a dream about Alexa. I was dreaming of a cute 20 something blonde with awesome tits and she fits that description. Yes she has gained some weight but she's still a cute blonde with nice big tits and a tight pussy. Would I repeat, yes I would.

[URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hi-im-alexa-a-natural-blonde-n/704202060249[/URL][/QUOTE]She's put on a metric shit-ton of adipose tissue, and will bareback anything that walks through her door. Consider yourself informed.

Planning my next trip to Thailand, likely mid-November. Establishing a connection using ThaiFriendly to select a companion. I've migrated toward the strategy of finding a "holiday wife. " I get an enthusiastic and shapely young lady willing to do anything for me, in or out of bed, for $35-70 per day plus meals and incidentals. Get spoiled rotten with a sexy girl fetching, cooking, making you a drink, massage, sex on demand using orifice (s) of choice. The courting and planning is half the fun. Thinking of packing some bondage gear this time just for giggles.

This ones a scammer and a thief. Shit neighborhood off Harvard Ave. Hood rats everywhere makes it tough to remedy. Avoid at all costs.

[URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/im-pregoooo-need-a-feel-good-r/397436601046[/URL]

Does anyone have info on her?

She looks like fun.

[URL]https://escortindex.com/ad/cleveland/216-376-8964/1/1182384[/URL]

[URL]https://milfy.com.cleveland.listcrawler.com/post/37104127/[/URL]

Saw a positive report here previously; anyone else seen her since? With the way these girls fluctuate in service nowadays I just figure it's good to double check.

[URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/simply-sexy/225194290337[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheEndlessEdge;4458754][URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/young-beauty-goddess/332228859271[/URL]

But YMMV. Not sure how she is now since I last saw her; she was a good time then. She's been an avid frequenter on Seekingarrangements. I'd wager that things probably have gotten desperate for her to be on STG, so as always, just be careful going into things.[/QUOTE]Notice some of her pictures show large cysts and sores on her arms. Use protection.

[QUOTE=Franklee1975;4459790]This ones a scammer and a thief. Shit neighborhood off Harvard Ave. Hood rats everywhere makes it tough to remedy. Avoid at all costs.

[URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/im-pregoooo-need-a-feel-good-r/397436601046[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks boss,

May have to try this one out.

[URL]http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/body-to-body-get-the-czech-rub/468080057623[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ebauche;4459733]Planning my next trip to Thailand, likely mid-November. Establishing a connection using ThaiFriendly to select a companion. I've migrated toward the strategy of finding a "holiday wife. " I get an enthusiastic and shapely young lady willing to do anything for me, in or out of bed, for $35-70 per day plus meals and incidentals. Get spoiled rotten with a sexy girl fetching, cooking, making you a drink, massage, sex on demand using orifice (s) of choice. The courting and planning is half the fun. Thinking of packing some bondage gear this time just for giggles.[/QUOTE]I hate you.

Good day, my brothers up north. I was visiting your fine city a week ago, and decided to partake of the local scene. I was looking for something different, something unique, something I would probably never ever do again. And thank you Cleveland, you delivered. I saw an ad for a Mistress Joan. In the ad, she claims to be around fifty, but someone online reviewed her, and said she was over 80. That's like a midget, or pregnant girl, you don't get one of those very often. She's not the greatest looker, the photos make it look like she's had botox, and a lot of surgery. That could be. I wouldn't rule it out. But they are also grainy enough that you probably could think 50's. The ad promised things like DATY, GFE, and Multiple Pops, so I was like, what the f**k, I'm in, and soon I was on my way to the east side, just off 480.

Her building is like a maze, it was a walk to find her, with a lot of people, including a weird college girl who were wondering why I was there. I knocked and said "Hi Auntie, it's me John. " and the door opened up. The apartment looks like an old lady lives there. A lot of really old things, and decorated in a way that would have been awesome in 1975. And then the lights come on. HOLY FRAK, she's old! And a bit frail looking too. No problem, I'm into eating chips and breaking hips, let's get to the fun stuff! She shows me down the hall I see a bedroom on the left, nope, not there. We go to the back room. I can't even describe the fettish stuff that's back there. There was something that looked like a studded 2-liter bottle which she picked up and asked if I like stuff up my ass. Nah, pass. There are cuffs, whips, masks, all kinds of stuff, and that's when I notice Mistress Joan is a kinky little thing. She has a very long leather bench and asks me to sit down on it and "Make myself comfortable. " Which I do. I tell her I basically want a simple slap and tickle with her, and she's good with that. DATY, not happening though, she "doesn't know where I've been. " No fingering, no anal, and she won't let you be above her. I guess someone laid down on her too hard once, and broke some bones. No joke, this lady is fragile, and needs a lot of calcium supplements. I was hoping to leave her with some protein, but she would only do it wrapped. No worries.

As she's removing her clothing, I mention the add and say "Someone online said you were in your 80's. " to which she replied "I am in my 80's. I'm 86. " FRAK ME! This lady has 50 years on me! The old lady clothes start to come off, and she's in a leather bra and panties underneath. Nice. The body, it's got some road wear, but she handles it well. The panties come off first, surprisingly, no gray hairs. Natural red. Then the bra comes off. My first thought, I can see the light coming through the window, through her breasts. Her skin is so thin, the light illuminates the implants. I wanted to be a five year old and hold a flashlight against one of them to see if I could make the room light up in the dark, when I noticed that I didn't see any nipples. They're usually there, kind of pointing at you, judgmentally. But I had to look around to find hers. Turns out, the large implants forced those little suckers into hiding, and they were under the breasts, pointing straight down. She let me suck on them for a while, and every time I went for the pussy, it was a no go. It was also weird that she was talking to me about her grandson while stroking me off.

Soon, I got her on her back, laid out on the leather bench. Ok, for 86, she's got a nice pooch. And it still got wet naturally from what I felt on the outside. She added a little more lube, and it was off to pound town. I asked her to talk dirty, she did, and I was soon going full speed on her surprisingly tight octogenarian tweeter. It took some willpower and forcing myself to do it, but I completed the mission, and was soon lying on the table ready to go again. No multiple pops. That ad lied!

Overall, I've had a lot worse, and I've had a lot better. But as far as unique experiences go, it was worth trying once. YMMV. Thanks Cleveland.

Photo attached of what a Mistress Joan might look like.

[QUOTE=SpinnerLover69;4458246]I gave my two cents on her when she first started a few months ago as she received a few positive reports. Her not having any consideration for someone that confirmed an appointment just 1 1/2 hours away and drove to her house sounds like the girl I know, as I knew her from years ago. She is one of the better ones that can fake the nice act but eventually the real personality comes out. I would just laugh at some of the posts that would say she was sweet. She, along with most of these girls do not care about our time or us. If someone else offers her more she would stiff the person she confirmed the appointment to. That is probably what happened. These girls need to be called out that do this.[/QUOTE]She was on my try list even though I was aware of this issue. Same result. Seemed intentional to me. Once they go downhill they never recover.

[QUOTE=Kdoc13;4461615]Good day, my brothers up north. I was visiting your fine city a week ago, and decided to partake of the local scene. I was looking for something different, something unique, something I would probably never ever do again. And thank you Cleveland, you delivered. I saw an ad for a Mistress Joan. In the ad, she claims to be around fifty, but someone online reviewed her, and said she was over 80. That's like a midget, or pregnant girl, you don't get one of those very often. She's not the greatest looker, the photos make it look like she's had botox, and a lot of surgery. That could be. I wouldn't rule it out. But they are also grainy enough that you probably could think 50's. The ad promised things like DATY, GFE, and Multiple Pops, so I was like, what the f**k, I'm in, and soon I was on my way to the east side, just off 480.

Her building is like a maze, it was a walk to find her, with a lot of people, including a weird college girl who were wondering why I was there. I knocked and said "Hi Auntie, it's me John. " and the door opened up. The apartment looks like an old lady lives there. A lot of really old things, and decorated in a way that would have been awesome in 1975. And then the lights come on. HOLY FRAK, she's old! And a bit frail looking too. No problem, I'm into eating chips and breaking hips, let's get to the fun stuff! She shows me down the hall I see a bedroom on the left, nope, not there. We go to the back room. I can't even describe the fettish stuff that's back there. There was something that looked like a studded 2-liter bottle which she picked up and asked if I like stuff up my ass. Nah, pass. There are cuffs, whips, masks, all kinds of stuff, and that's when I notice Mistress Joan is a kinky little thing. She has a very long leather bench and asks me to sit down on it and "Make myself comfortable. " Which I do. I tell her I basically want a simple slap and tickle with her, and she's good with that. DATY, not happening though, she "doesn't know where I've been. " No fingering, no anal, and she won't let you be above her. I guess someone laid down on her too hard once, and broke some bones. No joke, this lady is fragile, and needs a lot of calcium supplements. I was hoping to leave her with some protein, but she would only do it wrapped. No worries.

As she's removing her clothing, I mention the add and say "Someone online said you were in your 80's. " to which she replied "I am in my 80's. I'm 86. " FRAK ME! This lady has 50 years on me! The old lady clothes start to come off, and she's in a leather bra and panties underneath. Nice. The body, it's got some road wear, but she handles it well. The panties come off first, surprisingly, no gray hairs. Natural red. Then the bra comes off. My first thought, I can see the light coming through the window, through her breasts. Her skin is so thin, the light illuminates the implants. I wanted to be a five year old and hold a flashlight against one of them to see if I could make the room light up in the dark, when I noticed that I didn't see any nipples. They're usually there, kind of pointing at you, judgmentally. But I had to look around to find hers. Turns out, the large implants forced those little suckers into hiding, and they were under the breasts, pointing straight down. She let me suck on them for a while, and every time I went for the pussy, it was a no go. It was also weird that she was talking to me about her grandson while stroking me off.

Soon, I got her on her back, laid out on the leather bench. Ok, for 86, she's got a nice pooch. And it still got wet naturally from what I felt on the outside. She added a little more lube, and it was off to pound town. I asked her to talk dirty, she did, and I was soon going full speed on her surprisingly tight octogenarian tweeter. It took some willpower and forcing myself to do it, but I completed the mission, and was soon lying on the table ready to go again. No multiple pops. That ad lied!

Overall, I've had a lot worse, and I've had a lot better. But as far as unique experiences go, it was worth trying once. YMMV. Thanks Cleveland.

Photo attached of what a Mistress Joan might look like.[/QUOTE]Now that we are in the Halloween season, your report was timely. Thanks freak.

Ghosted me for a 230 appt. That was set thru txt at 1230. I even confirmed at 2 that I was leaving and would see her at 230. Hotel on snow, I parked next door at the restaurant. No response from txt or when I called. She should atleast have the decency to cancel when I txt'd at 2 and then drove 30 min for nothing. I'm starting to really hate all these women and the shit they make us go through to see their loser, drugged up ass's in there shithole hotels and ghetto shithole neighborhoods...and lets not forget, being on constant alert when their neck/face tattoo'd methhead boyfriends and knuckle draggin pimps are around, which always ruins a date when you spot them nearby.I've had nothin but badluck lately..smh.

Sounds like it was definitely a different experience, and a full discription.

Any other countries do vacation wives?

I need a recommendation on a safe escort thanks guys.

I have seen her ads up for about 20 years. I never guessed she was in her eighties. My hat is off to you. I could not have completed this mission.

[QUOTE=Kdoc13;4461615]Good day, my brothers up north. I was visiting your fine city a week ago, and decided to partake of the local scene. I was looking for something different, something unique, something I would probably never ever do again. And thank you Cleveland, you delivered. I saw an ad for a Mistress Joan. In the ad, she claims to be around fifty, but someone online reviewed her, and said she was over 80. That's like a midget, or pregnant girl, you don't get one of those very often. She's not the greatest looker, the photos make it look like she's had botox, and a lot of surgery. That could be. I wouldn't rule it out. But they are also grainy enough that you probably could think 50's. The ad promised things like DATY, GFE, and Multiple Pops, so I was like, what the f**k, I'm in, and soon I was on my way to the east side, just off 480.

Her building is like a maze, it was a walk to find her, with a lot of people, including a weird college girl who were wondering why I was there. I knocked and said "Hi Auntie, it's me John. " and the door opened up. The apartment looks like an old lady lives there. A lot of really old things, and decorated in a way that would have been awesome in 1975. And then the lights come on. HOLY FRAK, she's old! And a bit frail looking too. No problem, I'm into eating chips and breaking hips, let's get to the fun stuff! She shows me down the hall I see a bedroom on the left, nope, not there. We go to the back room. I can't even describe the fettish stuff that's back there. There was something that looked like a studded 2-liter bottle which she picked up and asked if I like stuff up my ass. Nah, pass. There are cuffs, whips, masks, all kinds of stuff, and that's when I notice Mistress Joan is a kinky little thing. She has a very long leather bench and asks me to sit down on it and "Make myself comfortable. " Which I do. I tell her I basically want a simple slap and tickle with her, and she's good with that. DATY, not happening though, she "doesn't know where I've been. " No fingering, no anal, and she won't let you be above her. I guess someone laid down on her too hard once, and broke some bones. No joke, this lady is fragile, and needs a lot of calcium supplements. I was hoping to leave her with some protein, but she would only do it wrapped. No worries.

As she's removing her clothing, I mention the add and say "Someone online said you were in your 80's. " to which she replied "I am in my 80's. I'm 86. " FRAK ME! This lady has 50 years on me! The old lady clothes start to come off, and she's in a leather bra and panties underneath. Nice. The body, it's got some road wear, but she handles it well. The panties come off first, surprisingly, no gray hairs. Natural red. Then the bra comes off. My first thought, I can see the light coming through the window, through her breasts. Her skin is so thin, the light illuminates the implants. I wanted to be a five year old and hold a flashlight against one of them to see if I could make the room light up in the dark, when I noticed that I didn't see any nipples. They're usually there, kind of pointing at you, judgmentally. But I had to look around to find hers. Turns out, the large implants forced those little suckers into hiding, and they were under the breasts, pointing straight down. She let me suck on them for a while, and every time I went for the pussy, it was a no go. It was also weird that she was talking to me about her grandson while stroking me off.

Soon, I got her on her back, laid out on the leather bench. Ok, for 86, she's got a nice pooch. And it still got wet naturally from what I felt on the outside. She added a little more lube, and it was off to pound town. I asked her to talk dirty, she did, and I was soon going full speed on her surprisingly tight octogenarian tweeter. It took some willpower and forcing myself to do it, but I completed the mission, and was soon lying on the table ready to go again. No multiple pops. That ad lied!

Overall, I've had a lot worse, and I've had a lot better. But as far as unique experiences go, it was worth trying once. YMMV. Thanks Cleveland.

Photo attached of what a Mistress Joan might look like.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HnJust;4461756]Any other countries do vacation wives?[/QUOTE]First, peruse the non-USA sister site, internationalsexguide dot nl.

I am Ebauche there too, going back many years to when there was only WSG.

For a vacation wife experience, best bets are Thailand and the Philippines. Possible but harder to pull off in Vietnam or Malaysia. With Indonesia's new laws, much more difficult there now.

In my experience, with a lot of work it's possible in Costa Rica. As I understand but don't have first hand experience, other Central and South American countries can be good choices.

For excellent but transactional sex, again Thailand and the Philippines work well, focusing on pulling girls from bars and gogos. For a true kid in a candy store experience, go to the large FKKs in Germany. Can't go wrong with the "Hessian 3" near Frankfurt. Palace, World, and Oase. Just like nightclubs. Guys and girls pay entry. Except the nightclubs offer bedrooms and all the girls walk around wearing only high heels. Also excellent for transactional sex are Barcelona and Valencia, Spain. Fantastic culture, food, and sightseeing, and plenty of excellent and legal brothels.

Russia used to be good, if you could speak Russian, but that's diminished as the economy has improved.

But to truly wonder why you'd ever waste a load on an American girl ever again, go to Thailand or the Philippines.

Anyone had an experience with the Kik page below.

They offer a buffet with four main dishes and supposedly unlimited condiments.

That come with the main dish, you can either Dine in or they deliver.

Run around. 75, no rush, you can have desert several times during a visit.

Kik. Me / g / O4 BKIr0 gw9 c2 Iew2 DmFfPAaRDKw.

[QUOTE=JaggOff;4461587]I hate you.[/QUOTE]Hate on these. Some other contenders for Miss Ebauche in Thailand, Fall 2019.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;4462584]Hate on these. Some other contenders for Miss Ebauche in Thailand, Fall 2019.[/QUOTE]I hope you fall in love, prick! LOL.

Saturday I tried to set up an appointment with Britney. She responded in a timely fashion, but for whatever reason unknown to me, she wouldn't answer the simple question of what her rates are. She asked me my age and law enforcement affiliation, which I told her. She did not respond back. Followed up later in the day after other prospects fell through, she initially responded back but then nothing. My texting was not rude or disrespectful. Maybe politeness induces suspicion, I don't know. Is this a drug issue with her?

For the first one.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;4462584]Hate on these. Some other contenders for Miss Ebauche in Thailand, Fall 2019.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ebauche;4462584]Hate on these. Some other contenders for Miss Ebauche in Thailand, Fall 2019.[/QUOTE]You guys are to funny. I to was thinking about a trip to Pattaya Been watching many videos still have a lot of questions. But I don't think I would tie myself down to just one girl maybe for a day or two but I like verity. Ebauche do you need a wing man I could use the help.

[QUOTE=HnJust;4462400]Anyone had an experience with the Kik page below.

They offer a buffet with four main dishes and supposedly unlimited condiments.

That come with the main dish, you can either Dine in or they deliver.

Run around. 75, no rush, you can have desert several times during a visit.

Kik. Me / g / O4 BKIr0 gw9 c2 Iew2 DmFfPAaRDKw.[/QUOTE]I have Kik, but have no idea what or how to get to that page.

[QUOTE=NeonRt70;4463046]I have Kik, but have no idea what or how to get to that page.[/QUOTE]It ends up taking you to a full group chat anyway, so I still have no clue what he's talking about.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;4462302]But to truly wonder why you'd ever waste a load on an American girl ever again, go to Thailand or the Philippines.[/QUOTE]Because for roughly the amount of just a flight to the Philippines, I can get blow a load in at least 5 American girls, if not more? So factoring in everything else like hotels, eating, vehicles, ECT... I can have quite a few good visits here for that same price.

[QUOTE=JasonDono;4463074]Because for roughly the amount of just a flight to the Philippines, I can get blow a load in at least 5 American girls, if not more? So factoring in everything else like hotels, eating, vehicles, ECT... I can have quite a few good visits here for that same price.[/QUOTE]I understand both points of view. Unless you're independently wealthy, taking a trip to Thailand every time you want to have a bit of fun isn't practical. Also, if you're married, it's probably not easy to get a hall pass from the wife for a trip half way around the world. That being said, after one trip to Thailand, it's hard to not feel like you're waisting your money seeing the average girl that's on STG these days. The cost of living in Thailand is extremely inexpensive. You can easily find a nice room for only 25 -30 a day. If you want to splurge on a luxury suite in hotel with a pool, you're still only looking at about 50-60 a day. Food and drink is really cheap too. And when it comes to the women, the quantity and quality of those who are willing to play with you is unbelievable. The average short date (which over there is around 2-3 hours) will only set you back about 50. We aren't talking about unattractive women either. If you want to bump it up to around 100, you can get some real stunners for a full overnight stay. Even if you drop 1200 on a plane ticket (and you can find fares for under 700 if you are flexible on your dates and book far enough in advance), you could spend an entire week in Thailand with a different attractive woman every night for about 2 K. It would easily run you more than that for 14-21 hours of companionship here in Cleveland. Oh, and if you go to Thailand, you would also get to visit one of the most beautiful countries in the world thrown in for free LOL.

Short version, depending on the frequency of your local visits, save up the fun money you'd spend over a couple of months and make the trip to Thailand at least once in your life. You won't regret it.

[QUOTE=MrSmith1969;4461178]Thanks boss,[/QUOTE]You bet, very welcome!