Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by KM today and got Julie. Hadn't seen her for a while. She was tired, said there were no customers, that they were going to close early, around six or seven. We started the story at the end and worked backwards. I knew a guy once who always ate his desert first, just in case the dinner was good and he filled up before he got to the good part. Nice HJ followed by a half effort massage. I don't care. She was really tired and I got what I wanted, so I gave her a break and left early. She apologized and told me she was going back to sleep. It was a happy ending for both of us. I like that girl. Julie.

[QUOTE=Marki Marki]Don't know if this is the same Jessie, but there is a scam report (check the comments) for the # found on CL.

[url]http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/hooker-c134467.html[/url][/QUOTE]


Someone who agrees to pay $500 for a bj, gets what they deserve!!!! That does suck though......well not really, and I guess that was the problem in the first place?!?!?!?

Confusing - for those who didn't get this, keep on keepin' on!!

Is the picture in the link below (Western and Armitage Bella ad) that of Sabrina that prior reports have refered to?

Thanks

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1711023356.html[/url]

Does golden hands go beyond a shake?

Ok - havent posted for a while...so here are the places I've checked out in the last 2 months...

Elegant

Came here 2 times in a row (and I am not all that into Asians). This place gives best bang for buck. place is tiny, and I think they actually live there. 1st time went with C**i based on good reports. She did not disappoint. Good build (5'5, 130ish, claimed to be 32..looked closer to 39..). Delivered as promised. started out with massage ...but within 5 minutes she claimed she was hot and took stockings off...and then next thing I know...lifted her skirt over my head and asked if I liked...boy did I ever...great snatch..tightest I ever had..Actually felt like a suction cup and she tried some porno talkin which actually made it kinda funny with that accent..., but dammm was it tight. I actually was not too into her facial features, as her cheekbones were way high and as mentioned before it felt like suction cup since it was sooo tight...but overall has a great bod...at one point felt like Alien was stealin my seeds......as she kinda has that face structure...and was on top...LOL...Only complain was she actually washed in front of me after we were done, which was kinda unnecessary. It kinda grossed me out watching her in the shower holding the shower head washin off the cooties, even though protection was used.

2nd time...had S*****y...much better experience...looked mid to upper 30s...about 125 lbs..swapped into some lingerie as soon as doors were closed...massaged for like 2 minutes than the fun started..and she actually charged 30 less than CiCi...(but you know...just for me...cuz I'm so damm handsome..LOL)..liked her reddish do...even though her teeth were kinda jacked..she is actually an attractive woman...has that hot Asian milf look to her...I thought she looked better than C**i....overall...this is the place to be when in dire straights...


Bella

walked in the first time...T*** was there...but somehow I got stuck with L**y...she overcharged me...she was ok...good massage and came like a waterfall on my hand...but not that into her...has a good bod...but needs to do something about taming that wild bush...will not repeat with her...

second time I asked for T***- I was amazed that there were no negotiations...I just dropped towel (you know by accident) and she got to work. Although she didnt really seem to be to into it, seemed kinda stuck up....kinda got that us Europeans are better than you Latinos vibe.....which kinda bothered me.....just didnt seem too friendly...HJ was not the best as she lacked technique...but damm is she a work of art...great tits...even though I like'em bigger...and that face and body...she could be a model...anyways...as hot as she is, she couldnt manage to make me cum for like 15 min..which made me laugh(the irony..I've camed in like 30 secs for mediocre btchz)...and then she grabbed some more lube and got to work like she was on a mission....eventually I came I like I never came before..kinda like I couldnt tell if I was coming or peeing...I actually had to squeeze Mr. J..cuz if I was peeing..I didnt wanna pee on her(not into the golden shower thing)...LOL

Galaxy

Had some soccer mom that tries to act all professional..name starts with M...she is mid 40ish...American...bout 145 lbs...maybe 42ish...blondish hair...this woman came buckets on me leg....she actualy humped it until she came...and when got up...booyyy...was there a puddle...dripping wet pussy...I went finger fishin and could hardly feel it go in...she told me thats as far as she goes(meanin no additional extras)...yeah right...we'll see what happens with round 2...I can tell this one is a horn ball...never seen a woman sooooo fkn wet ...this ***** was soakin......seemed like she hadnt gotten any in like 10 years...I'm fonna give this ***** some needed COCK next time...LOL...

[QUOTE=Deizel5]Does golden hands go beyond a shake?[/QUOTE]I had Natalie one time, and her options are Handshake, topless handshake, and fully nude handshake...hands may roam. After seeing her mind-bending tits, I just HAD TO have FS. Alas, not available with Monica.

The other gal I heard will make exceptions for a few favorites. Natalie, sadly, remains elusive to FS-seekers, and always will be.

Its been a while since I last posted. I wasn't trying to be ignorant, but the brash of LE busts has gotten me spooked. I would not consider it an ideal day to have to explain something to my SO

I have stayed with my usuals, they know me and know I am not LE. I am also sticking with places that have seperation between the entrance and the massage area (senina is a great example since there would be plenty of time for papasan to inform people of le).

Van***a at Galaxy would be my only new report. She's about 19, hot hot hot latina with a very sensual finish. She can't massage for sh! T, but the experience is very sensual.

Oki Doki on W. Chicago has re-opened.

Does anyone have any experience with this place, good or bad?

Its a CL ad:

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1712427480.html[/url]

That add is full of bad spelling and not so great grammar, but it looks like they are trying to sell a VIP price like they used to at L.

Thanks

Datsurman is a hero for letting others know about this place. First time, had Diana. Good massage (it was so good I fell asleep briefly 3 times during 30 min massage), nothing else. Shame because she has impressive attributes for such a little thing. I am not absolutely sure she won't do extras, but I didn't get any hints that she does (covered me up as soon as she walked in and, although massaged rest of my legs well, she stayed away from the front of my thighs).

Next time had Monica. Good massage (but not as good as Diana), and left completely satisfied. Nice girl, cute, friendly, always smiling, B cups. Definitely plan to see her again when I'm in the neighborhood.

There's a blonde girl who advertises on BP as a CMT giving nude sensual massages in downtown chicago 200/60 or 125/30. She doesn't put her name in the ad, so I won't list it here. 630 area code, pictures show her in lingerie with face blurred out. I'll include a link below, but she takes her ads down and re-posts regularly, so the link may not work for very long.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-most-amazing-massage-sensual-massage/5473211[/url]

Has a massage table in her studio apartment. Overall gives a fantastic relaxing massage (not deep tissue, but maybe she would have if I had asked). She is clearly trained, and very experienced--notice little things like how she uses just the right amount of oil/lotion (I didn't actually pay attention to what she was using) and always keeps at least one hand in contact with your body at all times. Her room was dark, so it was a little hard to judge her age. I would guess she is in early 30s. Nice body. Only downside is that she has implants, which I don't like. Ample meter parking during the daytime and has a shower, so convenient for lunch break appts for those who work downtown. She emphasizes that she is not GFE. She will take care of you well, but don't expect anything else besides good hands-on work. Would consider seeing her again.

[QUOTE=Perdip]I had Natalie one time, and her options are Handshake, topless handshake, and fully nude handshake...hands may roam. After seeing her mind-bending tits, I just HAD TO have FS. Alas, not available with Monica.

The other gal I heard will make exceptions for a few favorites. Natalie, sadly, remains elusive to FS-seekers, and always will be.[/QUOTE]Kinda confused. Who is the other gal? Is it another gal besides Natalie and Monica or is the other gal Monica?

CDT

Me too. I'm pretty sure both Natalie and Monica do not offer FS. Can't speak for the other girl (Leah?), as I've never had the pleasure of meeting her. I'm also confused as to why this discussion is on the Chicago board.

[QUOTE=Cdthue]Kinda confused. Who is the other gal? Is it another gal besides Natalie and Monica or is the other gal Monica?

CDT[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brwn Sgr]Its been a while since I last posted. I wasn't trying to be ignorant, but the brash of LE busts has gotten me spooked. I would not consider it an ideal day to have to explain something to my SO

I have stayed with my usuals, they know me and know I am not LE. I am also sticking with places that have seperation between the entrance and the massage area (senina is a great example since there would be plenty of time for papasan to inform people of le).

Van***a at Galaxy would be my only new report. She's about 19, hot hot hot latina with a very sensual finish. She can't massage for sh! T, but the experience is very sensual.[/QUOTE]

Brwn,

I get what your saying, but don't buy it. How does Papasan notify employees of LE? Is it by a buzzer or alarm that he can discreetly set off?

Does LE conduct commando style raids on mp's? If they did, the first step is in the shop, the second is in the stairwell and then its upstairs and in any room inside 10 seconds. The basement may take two seconds longer. MP bust that have been publicized all seem to involve undercover work with LEO posing as a customer. Have any AMP's recently been busted in a raid fashion?

I don't know if Senina has a buzzer or alarm system to notify employees of LE presence. If they do it would only serve to create panic. Suppose LE were to raid over the weekend and the house is full with eight or nine employees servicing customers when notification is sent. The ensuing scramble of dressing, hiding things and people trying to exit would be chaos.(Although a bust without warning would produce the same results.)

My guess is that the security process begins well before LE steps foot in the door.

From what I heard. The owner of this place is well connected.

Guys, I am a member here who travels a lot. Next week, I will be in downtown Chicago (staying near the Grand Station on the Red Line) and will do of my "visiting" by subway (or L). I haven't got the nerve to visit by cab. Can any one suggest locations that are close to subway stops. PM's or public posts will be looked at. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Rogoh]Guys, I am a member here who travels a lot. Next week, I will be in downtown Chicago (staying near the Grand Station on the Red Line) and will do of my "visiting" by subway (or L). I haven't got the nerve to visit by cab. Can any one suggest locations that are close to subway stops. PM's or public posts will be looked at. Thank you.[/QUOTE]The next stop towards O'hare is Chicago Ave/Milwaukee then Division Street/ Ashland Ave. If you take the Division exit you can walk south towards Augusta and you'll see a couple Seven Heavens and Rose. I think there was a 3rd in that area. Also the Chicago Ave. stop will net a few spas as well if you walk west thru Chicago Ave. There are like 3 spas a LMP Magnificant Mile and 2 AMPs can remember the names. Either stop will accomplish what you seek RTFF and get reviews before you go. I'm sure other will clarify the ones I can't remember.

[QUOTE=Silvio]The next stop towards O'hare is Chicago Ave/Milwaukee then Division Street/ Ashland Ave. If you take the Division exit you can walk south towards Augusta and you'll see a couple Seven Heavens and Rose. I think there was a 3rd in that area. Also the Chicago Ave. stop will net a few spas as well if you walk west thru Chicago Ave. There are like 3 spas a LMP Magnificant Mile and 2 AMPs can remember the names. Either stop will accomplish what you seek RTFF and get reviews before you go. I'm sure other will clarify the ones I can't remember.[/QUOTE]These stops are on the blue line.

Go south on the red line to the Chinatown/Cermak stop. Mercy by the fire station on Cermak can be good. Go up to Alices in Chinatown Mall

Or south on Wentworth to Senina. Continue south to 26th and elegant or keep on going south to Alice.

Went to Lavish for the first time. There was a young girl at the counter and two others sitting on the two sofas.

Based on reports here, asked for Maria, hoping to get someone good looking with a prominent mole on her face. The one at the counter said she is busy. I asked if I can come later.

One of the girls on the sofa asked me if I had seen Maria before. I said I had not that a friend had recommended her. She responded that she is Maria. However she was older and had no mole. So I asked if I can come an hour later after dinner. Perhaps annoyed, she replied she wont be there.

I went to Bella and once I saw Tiff, I forgot about any little doubt I had about whether I should I have gone with the one that said she was Maria.

Gave it a try hopefully scoring a hot Mami been there before but ended up walking out. So I walked in and paid 60 for the hr had a hot Mami. Won't say her name but got a table shower and then came back to the room and she got to work on my back. Massage was decent and on the flip she massaged my shoulders and my thighs and kept asking if ''massage was good ''which it was decent but not much teasing which I did'nt mine. Good massage the only down side was she was a clock watcher I am Spanish so that helped a lot got her digits also she liked me I guess. Will repeat and I did get the menu but message me for details though.

Who better in the looks department?

Natalie or Tiffany?

I dunno, depends on what you like. Wouldn't you rather decide for yourself?

[QUOTE=FredRoger]Who better in the looks department?

Natalie or Tiffany?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gooch]I dunno, depends on what you like. Wouldn't you rather decide for yourself?[/QUOTE]Well, I've had tiff and would repeat. But I wanted everyone's opinion. I heard natalie was a little on the heavy side, but so is tiff.

[QUOTE=Skonsk]These stops are on the blue line.

Go south on the red line to the Chinatown/Cermak stop. Mercy by the fire station on Cermak can be good. Go up to Alices in Chinatown Mall

Or south on Wentworth to Senina. Continue south to 26th and elegant or keep on going south to Alice.[/QUOTE]What he said. Best advice you can get.

Also, take Red line to The loop. Switch (upstairs) to the Orange line. Get off at Halsted and cross the street for Xindy.

Got the most painful cbj today. I couldn't tell weather she was using her teeth or what. She finished me off with her hand because it obviously wasn't working with the mouth. Afterwards I look down and the tip of my dick is covered in what looked like blood. Upon further examination I realized she gave me a fucking hickey on my little head. WTF. God dammit that hurt and now I have a hockey for the first time since high school. Anyone else have an over eager sucker? Was the condom a part of the problem or just her?

[QUOTE=Zenfulsunset]What is the best place to get a great massage with Happy Ending near ORD or Rosemont area?[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, this is the Chicago forum. Check with one of the other forums nearer to Rosemont. I think there is a Melrose Park forum, a Norridge forum and a Mount Prospect forum.

They are all closer to Rosemont

Stopped by Finesse, had Crista. Decent massage, but hard to communicate because she speaks almost no English. Typical LMP pricing, but she was never really into the HR. Never offered to give me change (for the massage or extras) and didn't until I asked for it. Wouldn't repeat.

[QUOTE=Ahtorbtuc]Got the most painful cbj today. I couldn't tell weather she was using her teeth or what. She finished me off with her hand because it obviously wasn't working with the mouth. Afterwards I look down and the tip of my dick is covered in what looked like blood. Upon further examination I realized she gave me a fucking hickey on my little head. WTF. God dammit that hurt and now I have a hockey for the first time since high school. Anyone else have an over eager sucker? Was the condom a part of the problem or just her?[/QUOTE]Oh man sorry to hear that. Been there but no hickey.

Had one that was extremely ruff and hurt for the night.

HMM interesting

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-escape-day-spa-specials-all-week-longsw-suburbs/5368578[/url]

Dreamt that I visited Chicago briefly again the other day and tried Archer spa. Walked in fairly early and saw a number of girls with glasses on, ended up with Tina, fairly young, skinny, friendly, cute but not great, said she was from Rose. They all seemed to have fairly good english. It was way too damn cold in there, froze my ass off. TS was fair. Massage was fairly good, but she watched the clock way too damn much. It was obvious that she was cold too and just wanted to be bundled back up, which she did right after the session. Plenty of teasing and accidental contact but no offers of more. I would assume at least a HS could be had on a repeat visit, or maybe even on the first if it had not been a damn refrigeration experiment in there.

Has anyone been to Alice's on Green St. recently? Are they open again? Last time I stopped by was almost a month ago and they were still closed. Thanks.

Luv

[QUOTE=Ahtorbtuc]Got the most painful cbj today. I couldn't tell weather she was using her teeth or what. She finished me off with her hand because it obviously wasn't working with the mouth. Afterwards I look down and the tip of my dick is covered in what looked like blood. Upon further examination I realized she gave me a fucking hickey on my little head. WTF. God dammit that hurt and now I have a hockey for the first time since high school. Anyone else have an over eager sucker? Was the condom a part of the problem or just her?[/QUOTE]

This report is a useful as tits on a bull and one of the most useless reports ever made.

Suggest you hit Elegant on 26th first. Cab fare to there is approx $10-15 one way. Once done walk back toward down town on Wentworth - it's easy just look for the tall buildings. You will walk in the heart of CT and right past Senina. Keep going to the China town mall across the street from Cermak rd and Archer Ave. You can spend the whole day and night down there. Explore, my boy, explore!

Then take the sub/L back down town

FYI Elegant is a small beauty salon next to a large parking area underneath the expressway overpass Dont let the looks fool you

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]Suggest you hit Elegant on 26th first. Cab fare to there is approx $10-15 one way. Once done walk back toward down town on Wentworth - it's easy just look for the tall buildings. You will walk in the heart of CT and right past Senina. Keep going to the China town mall across the street from Cermak rd and Archer Ave. You can spend the whole day and night down there. Explore, my boy, explore!

Then take the sub/L back down town

FYI Elegant is a small beauty salon next to a large parking area underneath the expressway overpass Dont let the looks fool you[/QUOTE]Or the fact that there are always about 20 cop vehicles parked around there.

[QUOTE=Exoticcar]HMM interesting

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-escape-day-spa-specials-all-week-longsw-suburbs/5368578[/url][/QUOTE]TOFTT. Had an appointment with the girl in orange, believe her name is Beonka? Massage: 5

Looks: You can tell

Clean: 7

Extras: ZERO, you get a table bath, not table shower. Makes you feel like your in a hospital.

This girl has no clue what she is doing. The second girl in the pictures in pink is the owner Carissa. She claims she's been to school, though when you talk anatomy, she is clueless.

I will not return, oh and lastly. Beonka's boyfriend sits outside. They fight everytime she finishes with a client.

[QUOTE=Luv Nooke2]Has anyone been to Alice's on Green St. recently? Are they open again? Last time I stopped by was almost a month ago and they were still closed. Thanks.

Luv[/QUOTE]

Don't know about Green Street, but Alice's in the mall is worth trying. Ask for Angela. Big tits, fun attitude and great service.

P

I make it a point, every time I visit the amp girls to be freshly bathed before I go in, even if I plan to get a ts. Frequently, the girls tell me 'oh you so clean' or something similar with the same import. So............apparently a lot of you horny mongers are getting massages with serious BO that you can't smell but others can. They're always telling me how fonky some of you guys are.
Maybe that's why they sometimes seem rushed or why they're looking away so much of the time. Wash inside your ass crack. If you're not circumcised pull the skin back and scrub the head clean all the while using soap. Oh btw try using breath mints--regular bad breath smells even worse than their garlic breath. They will show their appreciation

[QUOTE=Mengzi]I make it a point, every time I visit the amp girls to be freshly bathed before I go in, even if I plan to get a ts. Frequently, the girls tell me 'oh you so clean' or something similar with the same import. So............apparently a lot of you horny mongers are getting massages with serious BO that you can't smell but others can. They're always telling me how fonky some of you guys are.
Maybe that's why they sometimes seem rushed or why they're looking away so much of the time. Wash inside your ass crack. If you're not circumcised pull the skin back and scrub the head clean all the while using soap. Oh btw try using breath mints--regular bad breath smells even worse than their garlic breath. They will show their appreciation[/QUOTE]


Mengzi. You are absolutely right. I have heard the same thing. It's been said before on this forum, there's a reason the table shower was invented. IMHO, it should not be necessary. We can wash ourselves. The table shower should be just an erotic addition to whatever comes next. I always shower before I head out. Always. Breath mints too. You know what rotten fish smells like after decomposing in your stomach since last night? And a dose of acid reflux on top of that? You can't smell it, but everyone else can. We stink. Our clothes too.

Say what you want about our Asian friends, they are incredibly clean. Never caught a whiff off one of them. We should all return the favor. We owe these girls.

And Mengzi, you are dead on with the details.

Fred,
I still say decide for yourself. Natalie is not at all chubby. Looks are really a matter of preference, but to be honest, I coudn't choose between the two based on looks. Overall, service is better with Tiff. Again, that's an opinion.


[QUOTE=FredRoger]I'm a regular with tiff.

Just wondering if natalie would be a better change of scenery.[/QUOTE]

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?