EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4546416]Info has been shared freely in recent years, for Maria's and the various Shermer EMP's. Even still, I rarely see reports about Tat's. They've had the same two north burb locations for quite awhile now, so somebody is keeping them in business. My last visits were with Lianna in NB and Julia near Woodfield. One wasn't my type and the other left me blue balled. They can't be any less worthy for reporting on than CT, 7 H, CTM, or Maria's.[/QUOTE]Whenever I'm in a time crunch I schedule an appointment with Tats in Schaumburg. Euro housewives, not much to look at, but I can usually get FS for 200 total. Good deal. Location kinda sucks, as you have to remain very quiet due to legit businesses all around them. Not my first choice, but always reliable.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;4552434]Whenever I'm in a time crunch I schedule an appointment with Tats in Schaumburg. Euro housewives, not much to look at, but I can usually get FS for 200 total. Good deal. Location kinda sucks, as you have to remain very quiet due to legit businesses all around them. Not my first choice, but always reliable.[/QUOTE]Leeza in NB is said to be good although I can't vouch for her personally. Bujana also in NB works at Lovely Hands in the 1920 Shermer building. Not sure if she's still at Tat's as well. 50'ish, crappy feather stroke massage but down for everything short of FS (and probably FS also but I didn't ask).

Me and others gave up on "new Inga" at CT. She also goes by Irina at Maria's. Serious GPS problems after six months in the business. Not sure if our departure brought her down to earth or if she's got enough suckers to keep her happy.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4553267]Leeza in NB is said to be good although I can't vouch for her personally. Bujana also in NB works at Lovely Hands in the 1920 Shermer building. Not sure if she's still at Tat's as well. 50'ish, crappy feather stroke massage but down for everything short of FS (and probably FS also but I didn't ask).

Me and others gave up on "new Inga" at CT. She also goes by Irina at Maria's. Serious GPS problems after six months in the business. Not sure if our departure brought her down to earth or if she's got enough suckers to keep her happy.[/QUOTE]Irina at first was great. Young and girl next door hot, always had black yoga pants on. Was up for hanging out sometime she even said.

Then clowns started over paying, and the rumor of her going full escort, drove the price up. Lesson? Don't be the guy to over pay and ruin it for all.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4553785]Irina at first was great. Young and girl next door hot, always had black yoga pants on. Was up for hanging out sometime she even said.

Then clowns started over paying, and the rumor of her going full escort, drove the price up. Lesson? Don't be the guy to over pay and ruin it for all.[/QUOTE]It appeared that she demanded more from those whom she new or recognized, without offering more services. Very seriously GPS and prices higher than her look and services would support.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4553785]Irina at first was great. Young and girl next door hot, always had black yoga pants on. Was up for hanging out sometime she even said.

Then clowns started over paying, and the rumor of her going full escort, drove the price up. Lesson? Don't be the guy to over pay and ruin it for all.[/QUOTE]Curious what fellow mongers consider overpaying. What services were you asking for and pricing. 60 for HJ is what I consider fair. Just asking since no one has said what she is asking. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;4556471]Curious what fellow mongers consider overpaying. What services were you asking for and pricing. 60 for HJ is what I consider fair. Just asking since no one has said what she is asking. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I don't look at it like "60 is fair" I think it depends on the house fee also. In any event, anything north of that for a he is not acceptable around here, imo. I believe her quotes were getting into the 100's.

Besides, sometimes they deserve a great tip, and sometimes not. Does zero good to anyone or the therapist to over or under tip.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;4556471]Curious what fellow mongers consider overpaying. What services were you asking for and pricing. 60 for HJ is what I consider fair. Just asking since no one has said what she is asking. Thanks.[/QUOTE]To each his own. I say standard finish merits a 40 tip and that's often topless even with euro's. I'd go to 60 if the pants come down or if the whole experience is special in some other way like extensive breast play, a real hottie, a long sensual tug, something that delivers more than a quick rub and tug. I'd go to 80 for Russian and 100 is standard for nude BJ with 200 (or less) for full service so I can't imagine ever paying more than 60 for HJ. I think Inga-Irina got some experience with higher end services and then decided to see if she could get the same tip for less service like 100 for a nude tug or 200 for oral. And she's maybe a 7 out of 10. She's cute and young but sometimes has an attitude and definitely not photo shoot material.

Anyone seen her or anyone at Maria's lately?

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;4556471]Curious what fellow mongers consider overpaying. What services were you asking for and pricing. 60 for HJ is what I consider fair. Just asking since no one has said what she is asking. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I typically go into an AMP, quiet but friendly. Make myself at home, use the washroom before the girl gets to the room, just to show you are experienced, no trouble. I keep up this treatment by gently touching the girls legs, then butt, then crotch, under the panties if her manner of dress allows it. And when I do this I get really nice treatment in return. I'll get that top to come off and the pants to come down, and give the titties a nice tongue bath. Occasionally I'll even get that Russian finish or even a BJ at a place you don't expect it, and L1 only place.

Now I compare this to what I experience 30 years ago as a newbie. I was nervous, so they got nervous, and sometimes I got nothing but a crappy massage. And I'd tip. 3 instead of the. 4 or. 5 I typically do now. And no, I don't always tip that much. If the girl is in a bad mode and doesn't want to be there or make me feel comfortable, never mind the happy part, I feel overly generous and just a little bit stupid to tip her. 1.

My point is you should tip better for better service, but to get the better service you have to give the signs you're an experienced, no trouble monger.

It's supply and demand, gentlemen. If she is the only euro in her 20's and is attractive, she can charge whatever she wants and people will pay. Hopefully she brags enough back home and more girls like her come because that's the only way to keep prices in check. As of right now, new talent is very rare and the average age of of Euro EMP providers is around 50.

Had a great therapeutic massage with Tatianna at Heavenly last month and hoped a second visit might add some fun but she no longer works there. Anyone know where she went?

Bummer. I liked her.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4574437]Had a great therapeutic massage with Tatianna at Heavenly last month and hoped a second visit might add some fun but she no longer works there. Anyone know where she went?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gooch;4575916]Bummer. I liked her.[/QUOTE]What did you guys like about her? Was she suggestive at all of anything more? Or just wishful thinking? This place is intriguing, as is a place that is only somewhat reviewed at places called Thee European spa.

You know there are slim pickings when Marias has nobody going, Kat has been busted, CT is recycled old people, CTM isn't 100% Euro anymore, etc.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4576468]What did you guys like about her? Was she suggestive at all of anything more? Or just wishful thinking? This place is intriguing, as is a place that is only somewhat reviewed at places called Thee European spa.

You know there are slim pickings when Marias has nobody going, Kat has been busted, CT is recycled old people, CTM isn't 100% Euro anymore, etc.[/QUOTE]She was attractive, young'ish (maybe 35), good personality, and gave a solid massage. Agree the euro scene has gone to shit. I don't understand. The Russian ruble sucks stones trading for half its past value so some enterprising young ladies would cover over here and make a bundle in $.

HowdyDoody...clean up your inbox so I can send you more info

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4576468]What did you guys like about her? Was she suggestive at all of anything more? Or just wishful thinking? This place is intriguing, as is a place that is only somewhat reviewed at places called Thee European spa.

You know there are slim pickings when Marias has nobody going, Kat has been busted, CT is recycled old people, CTM isn't 100% Euro anymore, etc.[/QUOTE]Her and the place is totally legit, no extras now, never has been and never ever will be.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4578255]Her and the place is totally legit, no extras now, never has been and never ever will be.[/QUOTE]If I recall, her and Kate were "close" friends at one time. I have seen pictures of them together. With her friend's recent demise, I'd imagine most of Northbrook will be in line for a while longer.

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