Jesus Christ I had a dream I was at sea and met a mermaid who said she 35 ish but really wasn't. She was a cool girl and down to earth. Only thing her snatch smelled like last week's catch. Old rotten fish to be exact no offense to the fish. The crotch too was loose as a goose and would've had better luck gettin off with a 10 ft noose. Sailors beware but enter if you dare. 702) xxx-8258.
