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[QUOTE=MidnightSun;6855144]When we say YMMV (your miles may vary) nothing could be further from the truth.

Japanese porn is awesome! And this was the day that I was going to make that fantasy a reality. E-mailed requesting my day and time. Shortly after recieved, spot was available and list of menu options reply. Sent back my choices along with my info. I got the, all systems ago reply along with her info. Texted the day of to reconfirm the appointment and receieved it.

Now, I'm coming down from Milwaukee, WI to see her. So if she flakes on me I'm about to be suuuuuper pissed. Made it down there and to her location. Texed that I was there. Got the reply text with the room number and up I went. Got to the room, same girl in the pictures opens the door, went in and services were delivered as agreed upon. Afterwards I told her that I was going to write a nice review on her and she gave me money back as a discount.

She speaks english but is still learning but overall I enjoyed my session and would repeat. Shit, I made it back home, one happy little camper.[/QUOTE]Anyway you can send info my way I wana sent something up.

Its a scam. Wont pic verify. Wants cash before meeting.

[QUOTE=ZckBrc;6855812][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/chicago/female-escorts/caucasian_w/cougar--i-know-what-you-want-a/424476751477[/URL]

Anyone ever try? She has been posting for a while now, looks good, but as far as I know, no reviews?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeAbc;6854821]Is it safe to Uber a girl to you for outcall? Meaning you don't send money but order the Uber yourself? Anyway you can get screwed over?[/QUOTE]I always avoid it. If you care about your rating, there's a good chance she is late for the pickup or is not ready and needs another one. Drivers are supposed to verify the name too but I assume most won't care.

[QUOTE=Alchy505;6855921]Its a scam. Wont pic verify. Wants cash before meeting.[/QUOTE]That's no surprise, pics are of Shay Sights. I am always blown away by brazen ads stealing pictures of well known porn stars.

[QUOTE=Cris3214;6851677]Was wondering if anyone has seen this one: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/183525353/3125304560[/URL].

I texted a few minutes ago and waiting on the reply. Thought I'd ask around here as well.

The pictures look nice though! Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Avoid! Bait and switch! Not the girl in the pics.

[QUOTE=PunkAsFuck;6856455]That's no surprise, pics are of Shay Sights. I am always blown away by brazen ads stealing pictures of well known porn stars.[/QUOTE]All it takes is 1 or 2 mongers to advance some money to be worth their efforts. Most pornstars don't have the resources, reach or awareness of individual ads to do anything really meaningful other than get the ad taken down or get the number banned from the site.

[QUOTE=ARandomPerson;6855873]Anyway you can send info my way I wana sent something up.[/QUOTE]The fifth was her last day in the country. She was heading back home the next day. Is what she told me when I asked and her ads are gone. But here's her email if you want to see if you can contact her and see when the next time she'll be back in town. [EMAIL]yuriko.escort@gmail.com[/EMAIL].

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/167862593[/URL]

Saw this one this afternoon. Quoted me $. 2 qk so I figured I'd take a car ride over.

More west ridge than Andersonville. Took me about an hour from 1st contact til I arrived at her door. She has a gated apartment and asked me to reach over the gate to get on the property and she buzzed me up. Had to park on the main road as her block is permit only but she explained that to me on my way over. Get into the apartment and she directs me down the hallway where she entertains. You could tell it's where she lives so I played it careful to be safe but no troubles. We enter her room and it's nicely decorated but a bit cluttered. She said she has been working a lot so I'm assuming she has an office job or similar 9-5. Asks for a LE check so I suck on her nipple to assure her I'm not LEO. I'm there for a qk so I undress and lie in the bed. Now it's definitely the girl in her ad. But I'm thinking filtered pics or she's just good at hiding the extra 30 or so lbs I encountered. I was hoping for thick but I got more of a plump if you will. I make the best of my let down and pull out a hat. She insisted on using her own which I knew would lead to more disappointment. I'm particular about protection and that's why I brought my own. Again making due, I obliged. She starts off with CBJ and I'm just not that into it but she definitely gave it good effort. She's dressed provocatively but has some markings on her thighs and back. She goes on to state they were from a bdsm session that got a bit rougher than she anticipated. I get half erect and decide to have her bend over. I slide in and just can't get into the session so I'm half limp. I start to plow away hoping the blood will rush to my member but no luck. After about 5 minutes, I start to smell her womanliness which was unpleasant for me. I pull out for a sip of water I brought and decided to try once more. Entered again but still half up and the aroma was more pronounced. I see I've got maybe 3 minutes left so I cut my losses and get dressed. She was polite the entire time and even tried some dirty talk that unfortunately just didn't work today.

If you like her pics and price point I'm sure you may enjoy yourself as again she was quite pleasant. However I couldn't get over the added weight and unwillingness to use the hats I had brought in addition to the odor I encountered. Sort of a 3 strikes and I'm out sort of experience. For $. 2 qk, I've had better and I've had worse.

Overall, my experience was a 5. For all that ass, her breasts were unusually small. Over a handful of ass, but not nearly a handful of breasts. I generally give providers the benefit of the doubt, but I highly doubt I'd return. But as always YMMV.

[QUOTE=Sampso;6857845[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/167862593[/URL]

Saw this one this afternoon. Quoted me $. 2 qk so I figured I'd take a car ride over.

More west ridge than Andersonville. Took me about an hour from 1st contact til I arrived at her door. She has a gated apartment and asked me to reach over the gate to get on the property and she buzzed me up. Had to park on the main road as her block is permit only but she explained that to me on my way over. Get into the apartment and she directs me down the hallway where she entertains. You could tell it's where she lives so I played it careful to be safe but no troubles. We enter her room and it's nicely decorated but a bit cluttered. She said she has been working a lot so I'm assuming she has an office job or similar 9-5. Asks for a LE check so I suck on her nipple to assure her I'm not LEO. I'm there for a qk so I undress and lie in the bed. Now it's definitely the girl in her ad. But I'm thinking filtered pics or she's just good at hiding the extra 30 or so lbs I encountered. I was hoping for thick but I got more of a plump if you will. I make the best of my let down and pull out a hat. She insisted on using her own which I knew would lead to more disappointment. I'm particular about protection and that's why I brought my own. Again making due, I obliged. She starts off with CBJ and I'm just not that into it but she definitely gave it good effort. She's dressed provocatively but has some markings on her thighs and back. She goes on to state they were from a bdsm session that got a bit rougher than she anticipated. I get half erect and decide to have her bend over. I slide in and just can't get into the session so I'm half limp. I start to plow away hoping the blood will rush to my member but no luck. After about 5 minutes, I start to smell her womanliness which was unpleasant for me. I pull out for a sip of water I brought and decided to try once more. Entered again but still half up and the aroma was more pronounced. I see I've got maybe 3 minutes left so I cut my losses and get dressed. She was polite the entire time and even tried some dirty talk that unfortunately just didn't work today.

If you like her pics and price point I'm sure you may enjoy yourself as again she was quite pleasant. However I couldn't get over the added weight and unwillingness to use the hats I had brought in addition to the odor I encountered. Sort of a 3 strikes and I'm out sort of experience. For $. 2 qk, I've had better and I've had worse.

Overall, my experience was a 5. For all that ass, her breasts were unusually small. Over a handful of ass, but not nearly a handful of breasts. I generally give providers the benefit of the doubt, but I highly doubt I'd return. But as always YMMV.[/QUOTE]She use to be pretty about 6 years ago. Thanks for the report!

[QUOTE=MidnightSun;6857114]The fifth was her last day in the country. She was heading back home the next day. Is what she told me when I asked and her ads are gone. But here's her email if you want to see if you can contact her and see when the next time she'll be back in town. [EMAIL]yuriko.escort@gmail.com[/EMAIL].[/QUOTE]In my comms with her she stated that she might be back and keep a lookout for her sometime in August.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/lincoln-park/bodyrubs/body-rubs/vicky-back-in-town-39169.html[/URL]

No FS or BJ to my knowledge but not sure where else to post this. In any event Vicky is wonderful if you are not interested in the aforementioned items. Pics are accurate, she is very nice, sexy and sensual. Massage was pretty good, lots of body to body and mutual touch. Some LFK and takes her time. Reasonable rates.

Parking is pretty bad as she is up at Belmont & SHERIDAN.

She is leaving soon so catcher if you can, but she said she will be back in June too.

[QUOTE=MrmVanHouten;6858978][URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/lincoln-park/bodyrubs/body-rubs/vicky-back-in-town-39169.html[/URL]

No FS or BJ to my knowledge but not sure where else to post this. In any event Vicky is wonderful if you are not interested in the aforementioned items. Pics are accurate, she is very nice, sexy and sensual. Massage was pretty good, lots of body to body and mutual touch. Some LFK and takes her time. Reasonable rates.

Parking is pretty bad as she is up at Belmont & SHERIDAN.

She is leaving soon so catcher if you can, but she said she will be back in June too.[/QUOTE]She selective with who but she does FS kinda pricey at 5.

I will be visiting your fine city the first of May and am looking for recommendations. I will be staying a few blocks from Navy Pier and would rather not have to drive but can if necessary. I am looking for a reasonably priced escort so that rules out agencies. Also what is the going rate there? I am sure it is more than where I am from, and I need to start setting back a little extra so the So doesn't know I have it. Any recommendations are appreciated.

Thanks.

I can't comprehend how you gents pay 600 for pussy does she offer 30 min even working a white collar job it makes me cringe when I see rates for 500+ at that point might as well go to the bar and ask a girl out and see where it goes just my two cents.

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Hung out with Calliste and had a lot of fun in a nice place in Lincoln Park. Not a clock watcher at all seeing we chatted for quite some time and I thought I was going to have to nut in 5 minutes. LOL.

Which honestly with her enthusiasm 5 minutes is a good time. Wouldn't mind doing a duo with her and one of her playmates.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WallStreetBull;6860964]I can't comprehend how you gents pay 600 for pussy does she offer 30 min even working a white collar job it makes me cringe when I see rates for 500+ at that point might as well go to the bar and ask a girl out and see where it goes just my two cents.[/QUOTE]Some of these same mongers will wonder where these providers get their GPS from.