Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OneOne9;6149956]Just how big and nasty would you like. Do you want FS or just a handy and would 45-50 work? A big ass usually comes with a big gut.[/QUOTE]I'm not the guy that was looking for a big ass. I just would like to be on the table and explore some really big melons for a change.

45-50 is not necessarily a barrier for me, especially considering my own advanced age. Hah. I'm not looking that hard for this experience but my usual preference is BBBJ, not FS. A handy might work for a one-off if she has really great tits and knows what she is doing, but blowing would be ideal. But it's all predicated on my finding someone I find attractive to begin one which is a little hard for me to predict in advance. I find some some big women to be smoking hot while others are just gross. I never find a hanging FUPA attractive. In the porn world I think Samantha Anderson is the gold standard for the “big girl” kind of figure I like. Big Asian girls sadly tend to be the latter for me.

Sounds like you have someone in mind so I'll take any references under consideration. If so, it might be better to have this conversation via pm.

[QUOTE=OneOne9;6149956]Just how big and nasty would you like. Do you want FS or just a handy and would 45-50 yo work? A big ass usually comes with a big gut.[/QUOTE]I know it comes with a big gut and I'm good with it. Handy work is all I want and some women age well (and some horribly).

[QUOTE=OneOne9;6140916]Recently I stopped in. They had two providers, one was busy and the one that greeted me was larger than I prefer. 60/60 40/30 + 10 for TS. I moved on.[/QUOTE]I actually decided to partake. Would not recommend, completely rushed and complained during the visit that her arms were tired.

[QUOTE=Fun1313;6059772]What is everyone's favorite in the Hazel Dell or BG area? I have my usuals that I go to I'm a different part of town, but I have some free time in this area this week.

I'm a sucker for a solid massage, lots of teasing and ass rubbing. Standard HE is perfect. Ideally no haggling and attractive ladies too. Thanks I'm advance for any info.[/QUOTE]I haven't had any luck in BG, which location was this?

Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.

You can always google the acronyms and it will normally drive you to urban dictionary for most explanations.

Also on the home page of this site, there is a Terms and Abbreviations section.

[QUOTE=Slife2269;6149257]I've been reading the reviews a lot on here and it seems there are plenty of places to choose from for a first time. I am also reading a lot and so many acronyms I do not understand what so ever haha (it'll come with time I guess).

Was just wondering on some recommendations on a parlor that maybe you wished you went to the first time. I live in the Tabor area and something close to that would be preferred.

Also how would I go about the wording on the phone when making the appointment? Anything specific I should ask to see if they "offer."

I'm a 30 M and would like to keep it in that range if possible.

I see I should have 200 on me and that's no problem.

Thanks ahead of time, all your reviews has been very helpful.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AverageJoseph;6150531]Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.[/QUOTE]Great write up! Extremely useful for once. Others can learn from this. Could you at least narrow the location down to OR or WA for us? Thanks!

[QUOTE=AverageJoseph;6150531]Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. [/QUOTE]I thought only Cici works there?

[QUOTE=Dexxzy;6150681]I thought only Cici works there?[/QUOTE]Cici doesn't work there at all. She's in an apartment. Should have saw this coming.

[QUOTE=AverageJoseph;6150531]Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.[/QUOTE]Are you going to identify the name or the location of the place?

I am walking distance from sunflower in nw Portland area on Quimby. Is it worth checking out?

[QUOTE=AverageJoseph;6150531]Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.[/QUOTE]Is this the one on Brooklyn St?

[QUOTE=OakRaiders89;6150815]I am walking distance from sunflower in nw Portland area on Quimby. Is it worth checking out?[/QUOTE]Many places change girls monthly, so you have nothing to lose by visiting there. If you don't like what you see today, come back in a month.

Let us know what happens.

[QUOTE=BigGulp;6127210]SW Barbur. Study up on the tantra. Have to put in the work=multiple sessions. YMMV. But it's all available if you're up for the challenge. House fee is 16+.[/QUOTE]Near capital hwy.

[QUOTE=OakRaiders89;6150815]I am walking distance from sunflower in nw Portland area on Quimby. Is it worth checking out?[/QUOTE]She's very nice. Sultry voice. Make an appointment. No extras. OTC. She'll ask for DYI but hang in there.

[QUOTE=Fun1313;6059772]What is everyone's favorite in the Hazel Dell or BG area? I have my usuals that I go to I'm a different part of town, but I have some free time in this area this week.

I'm a sucker for a solid massage, lots of teasing and ass rubbing. Standard HE is perfect. Ideally no haggling and attractive ladies too. Thanks I'm advance for any info.[/QUOTE]Two favorites. Vista. 1. 4 for FS. 8-1 for BBBJ standard finish. Daty.

Maya's. Great teasing and massage. OTC. No negoitations! No extras.

[QUOTE=MisterJimmy;6146184]Is she new? Her name doesn't appear on Rubmap reviews at this spot.[/QUOTE]I think she came from Yi Chi on 82nd, but not positive.

Recently stopped by to scout heaven on Harrison since I still haven't been there. Walked in, checked out the signage, grabbed a card to take some time if a girl will pop out to greet me. A couple minutes later was greeted by one girl (short) and another girl (taller) popped out down the hall. Was told there's a third girl available as well but didn't see her. Couldn't stay for a session because I was exhausted from running around town taking care of errands and didn't have the funds on me at the time but that exhaustion also made me forget to ask for names. Damn, I was planning to take a break from the hobby for some time but that shorter girl piqued my interest enough to postpone those plans.

[QUOTE=Fun1313;6059772]What is everyone's favorite in the Hazel Dell or BG area? I have my usuals that I go to I'm a different part of town, but I have some free time in this area this week.

I'm a sucker for a solid massage, lots of teasing and ass rubbing. Standard HE is perfect. Ideally no haggling and attractive ladies too. Thanks I'm advance for any info.[/QUOTE]For non FS, no haggle tranquility is decent. Not the youngest or prettiest, but not ugly or granny either. Pleasant, fun attitude. Typically I get asked what type of massage I prefer. Last time I was asked about HE technique and what she should do as the guy is cumming. She was trying to prefect her service. I tip. 4 and they usually don't even count it, but just thank me.

As a newbie at that time, Tranq was my regular go to. Years ago I followed yoyo there as she came from another location. She had the large bra. She still there?

[QUOTE=Zippy69;6151574]For non FS, no haggle tranquility is decent. Not the youngest or prettiest, but not ugly or granny either. Pleasant, fun attitude. Typically I get asked what type of massage I prefer. Last time I was asked about HE technique and what she should do as the guy is cumming. She was trying to prefect her service. I tip. 4 and they usually don't even count it, but just thank me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pdx503;6152016]As a newbie at that time, Tranq was my regular go to. Years ago I followed yoyo there as she came from another location. She had the large bra. She still there?[/QUOTE]I'm curious, did this Yoyo stuff the large bra with padding?

There used to be a girl there name Pei or something like that.

She was the best. So beautiful and lots of fun. She Reminded me of a young.

Yoko ono. I've gone back a few times and she's gone. I wish I could see her again. She was so great.

I've had ok times with others at Tranquility too.

[QUOTE=Zippy69;6151574]For non FS, no haggle tranquility is decent. Not the youngest or prettiest, but not ugly or granny either. Pleasant, fun attitude. Typically I get asked what type of massage I prefer. Last time I was asked about HE technique and what she should do as the guy is cumming. She was trying to prefect her service. I tip. 4 and they usually don't even count it, but just thank me.[/QUOTE]

Just left a place with a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old and both were smoking. Literally models. There are so many posts on here about Portland being granny city. Of course when a granny greets me I am out the door but there are at least 10 places That I can think of right now where girls are fine as hell and range from 19 to 31. I caught a lot of heat from many people on here saying that my review of a new place in Keizer was BS. Its absolutely was 100% true. Anyhow we all know how a girl could be here one day and gone the next. The point of this post is that there are so many great options in our city, now Orlando is the Mecca, The Portland is damn good too. Good luck!

[QUOTE=MrBigPdx;6152381]Just left a place with a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old and both were smoking. Literally models. There are so many posts on here about Portland being granny city. Of course when a granny greets me I am out the door but there are at least 10 places That I can think of right now where girls are fine as hell and range from 19 to 31. I caught a lot of heat from many people on here saying that my review of a new place in Keizer was BS. Its absolutely was 100% true. Anyhow we all know how a girl could be here one day and gone the next. The point of this post is that there are so many great options in our city, now Orlando is the Mecca, The Portland is damn good too. Good luck![/QUOTE]Agree that shops rotate girls. Sometimes one you saw today is gone tomorrow. Please share the 10 places including the one you went to today.

[QUOTE=SalemDude;6142037]I just noticed a new AMP just off of the southernmost Wilsonville exit, right next to Juan Colorado and behind Starbucks.

Has anyone checked it out yet?

Wilsonville has not had any AMPs up till now to my knowledge so perhaps there is some new fun to be had between Tualitan and Salem??[/QUOTE]I stopped by and was greeted by an attractive young thing. First sticker shock was. 8 for hour. But I had gone in prepared to think with the little head because I too was curious. Was a decent massage with standard ending and UTC roaming. She was cute and I was horny so I tipped more than I should have. Was fun, but I can have more fun at other places for the same out of pocket.

[QUOTE=MrBigPdx;6152381]Just left a place with a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old and both were smoking. Literally models.[/QUOTE]I don't think this carries much credibility when a) you don't name this mysterious place, b) you don't provide even the barest hint of what service you received and c) you don't mention what you paid. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

It's a little hard to believe that you're the only guy on the whole board hooking up with model-quality girls almost every time you go out.

The again, I just got back from a place filled with hotties too. College girls, mostly. Super hot, greeted at door by a 19 year old in skimpy tight clothes. Went to the back room and worked up a sweat with a few girls and I didn't even pay them anything. I pumped hard and was grunting like an animal and now I'm spent. I do this a few times a week. If you want to try it out yourself the place was my local gym and we were all just lifting weights together.

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Healthy on 82, between Woodstock and Foster: two attractive ladies here, between 33-38. Didn't have time to stay, but I'd be happy with either.

Angel, Hall at Locust: one average looking one, one more attractive, with long wavy hair. Going back soon to properly check her out.

Skylight on Barbur, between Safeway and Fred Meyer: short cute fun girl with great tits. I would repeat.

182nd, between Division and Stark, just north of county health clinic: this is the place where you park in the back and walk downstairs. The last two times I was there, I encountered attractive, engaging women between 28 and 35. I will return.

Anyone par tased in this place? I see they have a table shower too. Thanks.

Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus.

Does anyone have any info on this place.

Sunflower on 4th plain. Open menu.

Eastern saw Mia open menu. Decent massage.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6155867]Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus..[/QUOTE]Is this the one just east of I5? If so, you saved me a recon.

So went to a legit massage appointment at my gym today. Need some serious work. However, when she started working on my glutes I started to spread my legs a bit and my brain was already going to next step of lifting my hips! I caught myself before she even noticed.

Not a report but thought some of you would enjoy my Wednesday stupidity.

[QUOTE=Smith1968;6155954]So went to a legit massage appointment at my gym today. Need some serious work. However, when she started working on my glutes I started to spread my legs a bit and my brain was already going to next step of lifting my hips! I caught myself before she even noticed.

Not a report but thought some of you would enjoy my Wednesday stupidity.[/QUOTE]Did you turn the towel into a tent? LOL.

Just saw an Instagram about Aloha Massage on 185. It looks legit. Anyone tried?

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6155867]Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus.

Does anyone have any info on this place.

Sunflower on 4th plain. Open menu.

Eastern saw Mia open menu. Decent massage.[/QUOTE]Have been there a couple time and thought they provided HE. Must have changed.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6155867]Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus.

Does anyone have any info on this place.

Sunflower on 4th plain. Open menu.

Eastern saw Mia open menu. Decent massage.[/QUOTE]Did you pay the $200 YO-YO wants? The ***** took me for a 1. 4 BJ and claimed that was the deal we made. I offered that for FS. Not a BJ.

What's the damage at eastern?

Once in a while I like a legit massage and had read that Carefree was a legit shop. Recently I was in the area and stopped in. I had to wait a couple of minutes for a 45-50 yo slim masked provider come out of one of the rooms. She couldn't speak English and all she did was point to the clock. I figured she was trying to tell me to come back in 30 minutes or so.

I was surprised to see odd rates of 70/60 and 40/30. The location, the facility and the lack of an English speaking provider gave me a very poor first impression. I will not return.

I did a quick stop at Green Touch and Lucky. Thirty something at Green. Slightly big and unattractive to me. A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts. I would be tempted to try her. I didn't check out Rose. There's too much traffic in that area.

[QUOTE=Trumpeter;6157487]I did a quick stop at Green Touch and Lucky. Thirty something at Green. Slightly big and unattractive to me. A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts. I would be tempted to try her. I didn't check out Rose. There's too much traffic in that area.[/QUOTE]I visited lucky recently there are two girls there, both over 40 but both attractive. I've only been with one, her name is Nancy, she has consistently given me A+ service. I've seen her at least a half dozen times. Great attitude. Don't know anything about the other lady.

[QUOTE=Trumpeter;6157487]A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts.[/QUOTE]I suspect the one you are talking about was Sally. I've seen her twice, including this weekend after I had basically exhausted my other options. Was she pretty short with shoulder length hair? Perky b or c cups? She's okay. I found her to be flirty in the lobby but all business in the room and will complain if you take longer than she likes. I found her kind of cold, hard to make her laugh or smile. Maybe I'm just ugly and unfunny.

Sally will tell you BJ is covered but for forty extra bucks she was flexible on that point. Al least once, for me anyway. She did subject me to a lot of alcohol wipes though. I haven't managed that with the other ladies there but haven't really tried. I haven't pursued FS with any of them, since I prefer BJ / HJ. I think the cutest one there right now is Angela but she never seems to be there when I go in lately.

IMO there are better options, but if Lucky is convenient then it's not terrible. Just kind of run-of-the-mill. Which is probably good because if they got some 22 yo hottie in there with an open menu I would probably go broke!

Incidentally be prepared for a lot of traffic especially any time between 3 and 7 on weekdays. That stretch of Saltzman is a real ball-ache with the new Target on the corner (plus the multiple schools and giant high school in the area).