Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DirtyDog1215;3209317]The bigger one always does HE on me. However she is the only one I've ever had.[/QUOTE]Is the bigger one the one who speaks good english? I got absolutely nowhere with that one!

Sandy is fine, the blonde one from the islands, she's got her own place in another state far, far away, pink shag carpeting wood paneling, it's the shit ya"ll. Pounded the shit out of her for the last month, ha, ha.

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Pointless post. Just trolling people. How did this get through the mods?

[blue]Seriously? And yours was what? New relevant information?

You wasted your biannual post on this? Dumb.

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In my experience there, out of all the girls the bigger / older one will give he, but it's only if you're hard on the flip. If you're still mr. Softie she'll ignore that area.

[QUOTE=Bandit1;3208655]From what I can tell this place is legit. It seems there are three girls. A one little skinny one, a medium one and a taller one.

Does anyone have a option or a suggestion on what one to ask for for the best time. I tried the taller one, straight up massage. I am curious about the little skinny one. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks.

Stopped by the new place off of waverly. Same treatment as the place in Dewitt. Worth the stop.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Khalst89;3211188]In my experience there, out of all the girls the bigger / older one will give he, but it's only if you're hard on the flip. If you're still mr. Softie she'll ignore that area.[/QUOTE]Bummer, I was kinda wanting intel on the smaller one. Seems like you have to make a appointment with her. I like the smaller ones. Small hands make Joe Joe look bigger LOL.

[QUOTE=NightOwl2548;3210119]Sandy is fine, the blonde one from the islands, she's got her own place in another state far, far away, pink shag carpeting wood paneling, it's the shit ya"ll. Pounded the shit out of her for the last month, ha, ha.[/QUOTE]Tell me where! I'll fly to her LOL!

Pointless post. Just trolling people. How did this get through the mods?

Not so pointless, he was differentiating between Sandy from the Islands and Sandy from Dewitt. How did this get past the Mods, he's a senior and you're not. Anything else?

[QUOTE=DirtyDog1215;3211874]Tell me where! I'll fly to her LOL![/QUOTE]I'm sure we could get enough of us to charter a flight to see Sandy.

[QUOTE=Bandit1;3208655]From what I can tell this place is legit. It seems there are three girls. A one little skinny one, a medium one and a taller one.

Does anyone have a option or a suggestion on what one to ask for for the best time. I tried the taller one, straight up massage. I am curious about the little skinny one. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks.

Stopped by the new place off of waverly. Same treatment as the place in Dewitt. Worth the stop.[/QUOTE]Don't see Grace. I tipped her 10 and she said 20 is the acceptable amount. I smiled and left. She's the taller, Manish one. They refer to her as the new one.

Yo-yo is the best. She's slower and the cutest. She does the fingertip thing. That's it.

Girls are always changing there. Like someone said earlier, no extras unless one goes off the reservation.

[QUOTE=MidMichGeezer;3211940]Pointless post. Just trolling people. How did this get through the mods?

Not so pointless, he was differentiating between Sandy from the Islands and Sandy from Dewitt. How did this get past the Mods, he's a senior and you're not. Anything else?[/QUOTE]Hes a "senior" member in a forum that should be called:

"a bunch of dudes that can't get laid, so they pay for it".

Or.

"a bunch of guys who can't even speak to the fat chick at the check out line".

Yup, bow down and respect him!!

What a joke. Have fun beating off to memories of sex that y'all PAID FOR.

[blue]You do realize that your posts in which you are talking about paying for commercial sexual services are still on this forum do you not?

So, you pay for sex AND you troll men on an internet sex forum and you think you can look down on anybody?

Go get your fucking shine box

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I don't know if this allowed here or in the Central MI, but since this is a massage parlor review so I'm putting it here. I ended up taking a trip to Mt. Pleasant to visit the Casino, ended up trying that new parlor on Pickard in the strip mall by Meijer and the Five and Dime (Dollar Daze). Went in, had to pay for the massage first, went into the room. The room had a window with a curtain over the window. Thought it was odd but whatever. The masseuse came in, older lady, not attractive but doable. She was very talkative, Started the massage, went well, felt nice, she was teasing the berries the whole, commented on how thin and young I was. Did the flip Started the front side, commented on how my member was too big for my skinny body. Asked if I wanted a little extra agreed on 60 started massaging the important part, stated if I wanted to play with the hairy kitty it would be more tip, agreed on 1 total. She wouldn't allow anymore than touching. After the goo gone she waited for the tip. Set tip on bed realized I only had. 80 so she made me go to the bank that was right next to Meijer. Over all do recommend. Also tried out the Massage place in St. Louis MI that has been posting adds on Craigslist. Will post tomorrow.

Unfortunately the mama-san won't allow you to make appointments with masseuses. I was told by her on the phone when I requested a girl, "You don't pick, you get who available"

[QUOTE=Bandit1;3211675]Bummer, I was kinda wanting intel on the smaller one. Seems like you have to make a appointment with her. I like the smaller ones. Small hands make Joe Joe look bigger LOL.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Quiet51;3212025]Don't see Grace. I tipped her 10 and she said 20 is the acceptable amount. I smiled and left. She's the taller, Manish one. They refer to her as the new one.

Yo-yo is the best. She's slower and the cutest. She does the fingertip thing. That's it.

Girls are always changing there. Like someone said earlier, no extras unless one goes off the reservation.[/QUOTE]What is the finger tip thing? On the tool? I couldn't take it. LOL.

[QUOTE=Khalst89;3212316]Unfortunately the mama-san won't allow you to make appointments with masseuses. I was told by her on the phone when I requested a girl, "You don't pick, you get who available"

.[/QUOTE]The man receptionist will take requests. Yoyo is the younger, cuter one. No extras tho.

[QUOTE=Khalst89;3212313]I don't know if this allowed here or in the Central MI, but since this is a massage parlor review so I'm putting it here. I ended up taking a trip to Mt. Pleasant to visit the Casino, ended up trying that new parlor on Pickard in the strip mall by Meijer and the Five and Dime (Dollar Daze). Went in, had to pay for the massage first, went into the room. The room had a window with a curtain over the window. Thought it was odd but whatever. The masseuse came in, older lady, not attractive but doable. She was very talkative, Started the massage, went well, felt nice, she was teasing the berries the whole, commented on how thin and young I was. Did the flip Started the front side, commented on how my member was too big for my skinny body. Asked if I wanted a little extra agreed on 60 started massaging the important part, stated if I wanted to play with the hairy kitty it would be more tip, agreed on 1 total. She wouldn't allow anymore than touching. After the goo gone she waited for the tip. Set tip on bed realized I only had. 80 so she made me go to the bank that was right next to Meijer. Over all do recommend. Also tried out the Massage place in St. Louis MI that has been posting adds on Craigslist. Will post tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review, was wondering about that place. I look forward to reading your review on the St. Louis place too. I get up that way about once a month or so.