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Saw andrea Again, and this is one girl who i'm willing to go without my morning starbuck and krispy kreame so that i can see her weekly and daddy loves his krispy kreame. Very openminded once you've spent time with her. very timid, so guys keep you phone convos to the basics time/location. i think we should all just keep it to time and location.

I just don't get the calling a girl to haggle about her rates. Like someone posted earlier if you don't like her rates no matter how hot she is don't call her. I mean seriously do you go to flemings and say I want that new york strip but I don't want to pay that much for it? You know the price causes it on the menu it won't change or it shouldn't have to or do you call pizza hut and say I want a large stuffed crust with everything but no I don't want to pay you $20+ or even better wait for the delivery guy to show up and when he REPEATS the total to you in person, you say "gee mister" i only have $13.

What i see coming down the pipe for us again like it happened last year is the quaility will leave town. (bliss/stef/ashley/) and we'll have an influx of the will remain nameless. I think some of you gentlemen instead of trying to pull the rates down, which more then likely won't happen. Girls will just leave and go where they can get what they want. and we'll end up with girls like .......i'd love to fly planes as a hobby but I can't afford it. if you can't afford a hobby then maybe you should find a new one? look at the board anyone but me notice the median age range has moved from 18-25 up near the 25-35 range?

[QUOTE=FlingLover]
What i see coming down the pipe for us again like it happened last year is the quaility will leave town. (bliss/stef/ashley/) and we'll have an influx of the will remain nameless. I think some of you gentlemen instead of trying to pull the rates down, which more then likely won't happen. Girls will just leave and go where they can get what they want. and we'll end up with girls like .......i'd love to fly planes as a hobby but I can't afford it. if you can't afford a hobby then maybe you should find a new one? look at the board anyone but me notice the median age range has moved from 18-25 up near the 25-35 range?[/QUOTE]

I don't believe in haggling either. If the rates are too high on CL or BP, don't call. Let them leave town. There is plenty of value around O-Town without having to pay crazy rates. Just like shopping for anything in the open market, depending upon who you buy from, you can get the same product at different prices. I refuse to pay inflated prices for anything I can find elsewhere at a better value. And don't pay attention to any of that crap about lower prices equaling lower quality. Only if you let it happen.

WOF

A few days ago I decided to TOFTT and got a black eye. Avoid at all costs. She is in an upscale apartment complex. However her place is devoid of furniture with clothes strewn about every room, an equally messy bathroom housing a pit bull. She's a clock watcher who rushes. She doesn't seem to enjoy what she does. If you're into the gold teethwearing, gangsta-wannabe type, maybe you should look her up. Otherwise avoid! avoid! avoid!

I'm having trouble uploading the pics from her ads. However she's on CL 407-965-9627 for Amanda/Prada. 407-218-2129 for cherish. They're all the same person.

Just spent 30 mins with this nice young lady for $.5. I will repeat. She is here visiting and seems like she could use some attention.

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text fromt the ad:

[quote]~**~AFTERNOON DELIGHT~**~AS SWEET AS VANILLA KUM n TRY.... - w4m - 19 (IN CALLS ONLY FLD.MALL)

HEY FELLAS KUM' N SPEND YOUR AFTERNOON WITH ME IM 5'6 129 34B LONG HAIR BABY BLUE EYES... SIX5ONE..2THREE1..6677[/quote]

Has anybody sampled her? [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/893852635.html[/url]

She says she has a special for 100 roses.

Is she for real or is this a set up?

Has Anybody Experienced This Young Lady?

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I tend to agree with Fling. It's SO odd how guys will pay $500 on strippers who don't do $#it and then complain about paying a "suggested" donation of $350 for an hour of (almost) anything goes with a pretty lady.

On the other hand, I DO disagree with Fling about his analogy. I freaking negotiate the HELL EVERYWHERE I go! The steak is undercook? NOPE! Free! The food is late? Free. The drink is wrong? Well, I'll let that slide. But you get the point. It's just the pretty ladies that I don't negotiate with.

AND! In reference to the Negotiation, here is a link and a Flow Chart to a blog written by an escort that we will ALL find enlightening:

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[QUOTE=FlingLover]Saw andrea Again, and this is one girl who i'm willing to go without my morning starbuck and krispy kreame so that i can see her weekly and daddy loves his krispy kreame. Very openminded once you've spent time with her. very timid, so guys keep you phone convos to the basics time/location. i think we should all just keep it to time and location.

I just don't get the calling a girl to haggle about her rates. Like someone posted earlier if you don't like her rates no matter how hot she is don't call her. I mean seriously do you go to flemings and say I want that new york strip but I don't want to pay that much for it? You know the price causes it on the menu it won't change or it shouldn't have to or do you call pizza hut and say I want a large stuffed crust with everything but no I don't want to pay you $20+ or even better wait for the delivery guy to show up and when he REPEATS the total to you in person, you say "gee mister" i only have $13.

What i see coming down the pipe for us again like it happened last year is the quaility will leave town. (bliss/stef/ashley/) and we'll have an influx of the will remain nameless. I think some of you gentlemen instead of trying to pull the rates down, which more then likely won't happen. Girls will just leave and go where they can get what they want. and we'll end up with girls like .......i'd love to fly planes as a hobby but I can't afford it. if you can't afford a hobby then maybe you should find a new one? look at the board anyone but me notice the median age range has moved from 18-25 up near the 25-35 range?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mallgoer23]Has anybody sampled her? [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/893852635.html[/url]

She says she has a special for 100 roses.

Is she for real or is this a set up?[/QUOTE]


Hey Mallgoer,

I just went back and read all of your posts. They are like a broken record asking all of us if we have tried one provider or another. You have not provided us any intel at all. You gotta give some before you receive any. Some suspecting minds might start think you are representing LEO with your line of questioning. Just a little coaching. No offense meant.

WOF

Do you have a link/pic of Andrea?

Was she on CL?

[QUOTE=FlingLover]Saw andrea Again, and this is one girl who I'm willing to go without my morning starbuck and krispy kreame so that I can see her weekly and daddy loves his krispy kreame. Very openminded once you've spent time with her. Very timid, so guys keep you phone convos to the basics time/location. I think we should all just keep it to time and location.

I just don't get the calling a girl to haggle about her rates. Like someone posted earlier if you don't like her rates no matter how hot she is don't call her. I mean seriously do you go to flemings and say I want that new york strip but I don't want to pay that much for it? You know the price causes it on the menu it won't change or it shouldn't have to or do you call pizza hut and say I want a large stuffed crust with everything but no I don't want to pay you $20+ or even better wait for the delivery guy to show up and when he REPEATS the total to you in person, you say "gee mister" I only have $13.

What I see coming down the pipe for us again like it happened last year is the quaility will leave town. (bliss/stef/ashley/) and we'll have an influx of the will remain nameless. I think some of you gentlemen instead of trying to pull the rates down, which more then likely won't happen. Girls will just leave and go where they can get what they want. And we'll end up with girls like. I'd love to fly planes as a hobby but I can't afford it. If you can't afford a hobby then maybe you should find a new one? Look at the board anyone but me notice the median age range has moved from 18-25 up near the 25-35 range? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]Hey Mallgoer,......
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You gotta give some before you receive any.[/QUOTE]I second that, the last few ads don't even have phone numbers, I refuse to play the email game, I'm sure you all know it is rather risky and suspect you gotta give some to get some. You haven't even TOFTT in this thread or any other for that matter.

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She use to be with audrey over on the eastside but not has her own place over off of Edgewater. I'm not sure how many of you remember Stef from last year, and if you do and were a fan then this one is a suitble replacement.

[QUOTE=J Melbourne27]Do you have a link/pic of Andrea?

Was she on CL?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Michael Caffey]So what's it going to be then, eh?

There I was, your humble droog, suffering nights past for lack of spatchka. Knowing the seeds of my discontent stem from me yarbles, my gulliver swims with ideas for a little covert mission to secure some of the ol' in-out in-out.

O my brothers and droogies, is it not our duty to share the benefits of our exploits for the benefit of us all?

So I being here in the eastern provinces, I took notice when more and more devotchkas were posting their proximity to the skolliwoll. After striking out with competitors, I decided to give Anjel a try.

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Anjel was available and with a near-by incall location to boot, so I drove over to the domy. It is fairly easy to locate. Once inside, Anjel takes me back to her room and excuses herself. She returns, now standing there nagoy but her neezhnies, requesting I play "Millicent or No Millicent". As is my SOP, I request the time, because I am certain it is 4:20. Still she insists we play "Millicent or No Millicent". So to ease her rassoodock, your narrator slid into 2nd base while taking a trip south as well. At the same moment, Anjel is reminding me that it was indeed 4:20 after all while handling my package with the grace and care of a blind, deaf, and drunk airport baggage handler their first day on the job. It was an omen of things to come. Now this devotchka is molodoy, with a decent plott, though fairly malenky groodies. Cute enough in that certain way your humble droog felt compelled to inquire her chronology in preference to 25 years to life.

In other words. Her pics are 100% legit.

Her service on the other hand. Is not.

Having finally established that I was not her long lost Uncle Leo, your narrator requested an inventory of the stock on hand to access availability of items I was seeking to obtain. We all know lubbilubbing is not what anyone is about, but this devotchka's inventory was lacking many basic essentials, and I figured out why only after it was too late for the cutter, short of a bit of the ol' ultraviolence.

Speaking of cutter, I should have exited when she asked if I knew pretty polly right from the start. I was in a sorts though, so against my better judgment I put her in touch with polly.

Anjel let me know the guest rules for her home. She has a very strict code of conduct. You will know far less of her than her gynecologist.

I was hungry for some pie, and inquired if she had any. She said there was no way she'd let me yabzick her koshka.

Strike One

She then proceeded to fail giving me a lesson in gift wrapping for the for the situation, ultimately requesting I take care of it as she is no good with those sorts of things.

Strike Two

Anjel is also not familiar with baseball. She apparently doesn't realize you have to TAKE Third Base BEFORE you slide into home. What she attempted to pass off as rounding Third was barely the cupping of tip of me pan-handle tweence her pouty goobers. The only thing that blew about that BJ was that it blew. Period. Too bad she couldn't harness the power of her attitude, since it was the only thing sucking with any sort of ferocity that nochy.

Strike Three

So now she rushes on to the ol' in-out in-out. At least in this regard she was ok. Not too tight, but certainly tighter than average even for her size. And she was all about changing positions, though it is your humble droogs opinion this was less about wanting to please than it was about finding the fastest way to send me home. She also kept asking that I let her know when I am feeling moved, so that we can "move together. " Yeah, right. So that you can call it quits is more like it.

There is only one air tank available for that scuba excursion, so once spent she was all about cleaning her self up and kicking your poor narrator the fuck out. All the while with the audacity to ask when I will be coming back for more. Sure. I'll do that when I come back for the half on an hour you credited when I didn't get to use. While not optimal, I could understand no more schtoezen for the rest of the time, but least she could have done was cuddled or chit-chatted or something. Donations are about TIME after all, not activity.

More? Really? WTF are you high on? This malenky devotchka was cute, but she was nadmenny in a way only Paris Hilton could understand. Mechanical and rushed is almost too generous a review. Perhaps Anjel got a clue when she hugged me at the door and I said.

"Domo arigato, Robato-san. "

But I doubt it.

My soviet to you, my Brothers and droogies, is that unless you have money and time to waste on less than full satisfaction, avoid this devotchka like the Plague. [/QUOTE]At least you got a BJ out of your encounter. Otherwise very similar experience with Cherish / Prada / Amanda

[QUOTE=J Melbourne27]Do you have a link/pic of Andrea?

Was she on CL?[/QUOTE]Look over in the escorts classified section. She has an ad there. I just saw her again the other day. Definitely worth your time. She is cautious about meeting the first time. Just be nice and be patient. It's the standard three call approach. When you get there she will ask you how long you will be staying. Tell her half hour of an hour. Nothing else need be discussed. She will take it from there. Just do as she asks and she will send you home happy.

A word of advice. Don't put any of your stuff on the floor. She has a goofy little ole puppy dawg that I love but he is a little sh$t. He will steal your stuff while you are occupied. When you get up and look for it he will have it out in the back yard throwing it up in the air.

Ya'll have fun.

[QUOTE=FlingLover]I just don't get the calling a girl to haggle about her rates. Like someone posted earlier if you don't like her rates no matter how hot she is don't call her. I mean seriously do you go to flemings and say I want that new york strip but I don't want to pay that much for it? You know the price causes it on the menu it won't change or it shouldn't have to or do you call pizza hut and say I want a large stuffed crust with everything but no I don't want to pay you $20+ or even better wait for the delivery guy to show up and when he REPEATS the total to you in person, you say "gee mister" i only have $13.[/QUOTE]

Cold pizza or wrong order get your money back. Also, we are not talking about $200 - $300 either.

When I see a new girl, I always have and always will offer her a lower rate and tip up to her advertised rate if we have a good time together. My experience has been that the girls who are not rip-offs have absolutely no problem with that arrangement. It is simply a way to minimize the down-side risk.

How many times have you responded to an ad with a fake picture or inaccurate description? How many times have you had a girl with a bad attitude? How many times have you kicked yourself after an appointment thinking, "I paid how much, for that?"

I used to go to a more open-minded country a few years back when the dollar was stronger and the girls would quote me a rate. I would tell them, "I can't pay that!" And, I didn't, I paid more.

Minimize your down-side risk guys. Do as much research as possible, be fair, but also do not be afraid to negotiate.

Greetings to all, sometime out. Here to share some info. This girl is real and really good. Milf horny babe chubby but great service. I turned a VIP client. If you want to sweat and have couple of cups of water, gents this is the girls. Also she love girls or couple too.

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