Massage Parlor Reports

If I may ask, is this an AMP or independent? I will be staying in SGV Fri-Sat, would like partake of local action. (I will be driving from Bakersfield). Any info of this girl or other would be great! You can send a private message or post here. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Hardly Seek; 1852023]Gave in to the add on BP for G-Cup asian in SGV. The add was spot on with the cup size but about 20 years off with the age (older).

I still partook and it wasn't too bad. She was quite pleasant and worked hard to satisfy. Will not return but can give an A for effort.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TopDog;1852988]If I may ask, is this an AMP or independent? I will be staying in SGV Fri-Sat, would like partake of local action. (I will be driving from Bakersfield). Any info of this girl or other would be great! You can send a private message or post here. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Independent. Its on you now.

[QUOTE=Hardly Seek;1853038]Independent. Its on you now.[/QUOTE]Is this the airport lady?

I've been wanting to try a new place in the SGV. I looked in BP and found a place for 35 hr so I decided to hit it up this afternoon. This place is in SG on Las Tunas right across from Chase. When I walked in, there didn't seem to be any one there, until a little body came out of one of the rooms. She told me to wait five minutes in some small room with comfy chairs. I waited more like 15 minutes, but oh well. I was finally led to a room by a tall, slender, milfy-type asian lady. I saw that they had curtains for doors, and that's usually a bad sign when it comes to getting any extras. Any way, the way this lady was dressed implied that there was some fun to be had. She wore a short pink dress. Wow, I didn't expect to get much, but I decided to go with the flow. The massage was okay. However, she did tease a lot, making small talk, etc. She had a cute laugh. She teased the boys a little and spent a lot of time on the glutes and the gluteal fold. However, when it came to the flip, she went straight for the head (the top one, not the bottom one) and then it was over. She said,"All done." I asked her if that was all. She yes and to come back again. When I paid the fee, the girl said she would give me a lincoln afterward. Well I told her that was her tip. This was a total tease job. I don't think I was ever led on this much. Perhaps I would be able to get more on another visit, but I'm really unforgiving with when it comes to these games. This is not a cheap hobby, and you get only one chance with me.

BTW, has anybody ever gotten a BJ at the pizza palace? I'm kinda getting bored of HJ.

Had a late start for work today, so I went to Angel in the morning. Paid 35 for an hour. Got L. Age mid to late 40s. Looks Face: 4. Body: 3. Really lame massage! I roamed my hands a bit, that's when I caught the STANK! I think it was so bad it went through her clothes. And this was early in the morning! She gave a crappy massage that lasted only 2 minutes then she had me flip and began offering the menu. BJ or FS, cover is optional. No way I'm getting near that stank, so I opted for BJ. It wasn't bad. The suction was very weak, and her bj was very shallow, so there was no way she was getting me off like this. I had to stroke myself. On the plus side, she does try hard and takes her time, and even rims like mad! No CIM though. A for effort, since she tried to get me off a second time but even helping myself I just couldn't, it was taking forever. She rimmed me for a good 30 minutes though. I'd repeat, since it was pretty cheap and she rims. Total damage 85.

[QUOTE=MusicDude; 1860765]I've been wanting to try a new place in the SGV. I looked in BP and found a place for 35 hr so I decided to hit it up this afternoon. This place is in SG on Las Tunas right across from Chase. When I walked in, there didn't seem to be any one there, until a little body came out of one of the rooms. She told me to wait five minutes in some small room with comfy chairs. I waited more like 15 minutes, but oh well. I was finally led to a room by a tall, slender, milfy-type asian lady. I saw that they had curtains for doors, and that's usually a bad sign when it comes to getting any extras. Any way, the way this lady was dressed implied that there was some fun to be had. She wore a short pink dress. Wow, I didn't expect to get much, but I decided to go with the flow. The massage was okay. However, she did tease a lot, making small talk, etc. She had a cute laugh. She teased the boys a little and spent a lot of time on the glutes and the gluteal fold. However, when it came to the flip, she went straight for the head (the top one, not the bottom one) and then it was over. She said,"All done." I asked her if that was all. She yes and to come back again. When I paid the fee, the girl said she would give me a lincoln afterward. Well I told her that was her tip. This was a total tease job. I don't think I was ever led on this much. Perhaps I would be able to get more on another visit, but I'm really unforgiving with when it comes to these games. This is not a cheap hobby, and you get only one chance with me.

BTW, has anybody ever gotten a BJ at the pizza palace? I'm kinda getting bored of HJ.[/QUOTE]You might be able to but depends on you and how broke she is.

PC out

Went here :[url]http://la.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/silly-boys-massages-are-for-men-40-hronly-till-4pmr-la-habra/28506782[/url] And all seemed well until the end. .40 at the door for an hour. Got a tall thin asain in her 40s with some As and typical asain backside and bald elsewhere. Decent massage with teasing the goods when she got to doing the thighs. Flip she goes for the little guy and asks what I would like. So its 60 for HJ and 80 for BBBJ. I tried for 60bbbj but she wasnt buying it. So I went with 80. Starts off good but several minutes in she's already telling me I don't have much time. I looked at the clock and there was over 20mins left of my hour. Few mins later again the same thing about the time. She is really killing the mood. BTW roaming was allowed but no FIV. Outside was ok. But she kept nagging at the time and I thought I went for BJ when she was doing mostly HJ. Finally she says I'm out of time and I look at the clock and I have about 5mins of the hour left. I tell her and she says thats massage time, I went 15mins over the extras time which was 5mins! WTF? There is s separate time for extras? Bad thing was she asked for pay upfront which should have been a flag for crappy service. Don't waste your time at this place. Unless your good to finish in 5mins or so.

I concur. I stopped going there a while back because of all the up sell BS. Thought about going back recently. Sorry you had to TOFTT, but you just saved me and others a lot of frustration and dinero.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=Urbudd; 1864936]Went here :

[url]http://la.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/silly-boys-massages-are-for-men-40-hronly-till-4pmr-la-habra/28506782[/url]

And all seemed well until the end. .40 at the door for an hour. Got a tall thin asain in her 40s with some As and typical asain backside and bald elsewhere. Decent massage with teasing the goods when she got to doing the thighs. Flip she goes for the little guy and asks what I would like. So its 60 for HJ and 80 for BBBJ. I tried for 60bbbj but she wasnt buying it. So I went with 80. Starts off good but several minutes in she's already telling me I don't have much time. I looked at the clock and there was over 20mins left of my hour. Few mins later again the same thing about the time. She is really killing the mood. BTW roaming was allowed but no FIV. Outside was ok. But she kept nagging at the time and I thought I went for BJ when she was doing mostly HJ. Finally she says I'm out of time and I look at the clock and I have about 5mins of the hour left. I tell her and she says thats massage time, I went 15mins over the extras time which was 5mins! WTF? There is s separate time for extras? Bad thing was she asked for pay upfront which should have been a flag for crappy service. Don't waste your time at this place. Unless your good to finish in 5mins or so.[/QUOTE]

I went to the AMP with the 2 dancing girls in the ads. .35 for an hour including table shower and .30 for tip. Attendant was not my cup of tea. Give her or 3 or 4 out of 10. Massage was to soft but HJ was decent.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1790016]Had an old mama J, got fingers wet against her better judgement. .7 total.

That. 4 door fee for half in SGV is out of whack for the area and level of therapist.

Not repeating.

PC out[/QUOTE]Tried this place out. This was not a good experience. Same experience as previous poster but did not finish since she tried to rush. She was an old lady. Left annoyed with smelly, smelly fingers. Had to soak to get rid of smell.

Tried a place for the first time today. I've been a bit disillusioned with the quality of providers in SEM lately. So, I was hesitant at first to return to the area, but because the price is right, I continue my quest for that proverbial diamond in the rough. So I decided to try MK on Garvey for the first time. This place is in a plaza, on the 2nd floor. I paid the standard SEM hr fee to a PPS and was led to a room. Then, in walks in S*are. She looked 20 yrs old. When I asked her for her age, she said 26. She could've fooled me. She's from China, and has a nice body. She's cute and playful. She gave a nice FBSM. She played with the boys and was very tactful in letting me know that there would be some fun. On the flip I asked for a BJ, but said she didn't do that. So I went with the HJ, I was allowed to roam, except when I tried to drop the shorts, she pulled away. I was still able to reach underneath and explore. She was hot. Perhaps, if she got to know you better she'd be open to more. I will return. Total damage: .75.

MD

So I had just finished an errand after dinner and decided I wanted a massage. I know, spur of the moment, but honestly never pans out well. If you have a specific mp to go and a specific girl you only see, my advice is don't go without making an appointment. Chances are if you like her that much, everyone else does too. Anyways I didn't end up at my usual spot because she was busy until 10pm. On a weekend night would have been fine, but not on a week day night.

So I decided to head on home when I saw an MP I haven't passed by yet. I've seen all the MPs around my area, but for some reason I haven't seen this one. So I walked in to check it out, seems dead quiet and empty. Nice Chinese lady around her mid 40's was in the front desk. Quoted me .4 for an hour. I looked at her and asked if there was any younger ladies available, but she replied no. She was the only one available. Since she was decent looking, I said why not since my back was tight from the gym.

She lead me to the other side of the room where there were little rooms with dividers, not actual enclosed rooms. Then I see curtains as doors. Okay that's 2 strikes, immediately I knew no HE happening. So I just sighed, stripped off my clothes, laid faced down and just waited for her to start the session. She took a sheet and put it down on my back, there was the 3rd sign that there would be no HE. Rest of the session was uneventful. I requested hard massage, which she did a decent job on. On the flip she even held up the sheet to block her face so that she wouldn't see me, then placed the sheet on top of me. Just massaged my head for the finisher. No HE, no tease, definitely took one for the team there.

If you have any good "senses", don't go to this place in SGV unless you want a legit massage.

I really need to find a place with a young hot looking massage with big tits that does FS on the side. But then again doesn't everyone?

It's my belief that everyone has to go through this process. Now that you know, you can see the signs and just stand up and tell them you change your mind and head straight out the door. Why waste your time and money.

[QUOTE=Shwiga;1872830]If you have any good "senses", don't go to this place in SGV unless you want a legit massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kajispam;1873082]It's my belief that everyone has to go through this process. Now that you know, you can see the signs and just stand up and tell them you change your mind and head straight out the door. Why waste your time and money.[/QUOTE]To be honest with you, I wanted a good massage anyways. HE is always a nice extra, but not the main focus. I wanted to try this place out to see if there would be younger talent or just a really good massage with HE on the side. Plus once you had your money to the lady before you go lay down, that's pretty much it. I don't like to cause scenes or be rude. After all I did go in for a massage, HE was not advertised and by law, the MP did not do anything wrong. I just took it as an experience and moved on. I know where my MPs are that has HE, it's just nice to change the scene once in awhile and take a risk to try a new place. I'm not upset, just telling you all where you can avoid.

Thanks. I've been wondering if that place change their service since I've been seeing more and more of their ads at the usual sites. Will update my list of places to avoid until next year.

[QUOTE=Shwiga; 1872830]So I had just finished an errand after dinner and decided I wanted a massage. I know, spur of the moment, but honestly never pans out well. If you have a specific mp to go and a specific girl you only see, my advice is don't go without making an appointment. Chances are if you like her that much, everyone else does too. Anyways I didn't end up at my usual spot because she was busy until 10pm. On a weekend night would have been fine, but not on a week day night.

So I decided to head on home when I saw an MP I haven't passed by yet. I've seen all the MPs around my area, but for some reason I haven't seen this one. So I walked in to check it out, seems dead quiet and empty. Nice Chinese lady around her mid 40's was in the front desk. Quoted me. 4 for an hour. I looked at her and asked if there was any younger ladies available, but she replied no. She was the only one available. Since she was decent looking, I said why not since my back was tight from the gym.

She lead me to the other side of the room where there were little rooms with dividers, not actual enclosed rooms. Then I see curtains as doors. Okay that's 2 strikes, immediately I knew no HE happening. So I just sighed, stripped off my clothes, laid faced down and just waited for her to start the session. She took a sheet and put it down on my back, there was the 3rd sign that there would be no HE. Rest of the session was uneventful. I requested hard massage, which she did a decent job on. On the flip she even held up the sheet to block her face so that she wouldn't see me, then placed the sheet on top of me. Just massaged my head for the finisher. No HE, no tease, definitely took one for the team there.

If you have any good "senses", don't go to this place in SGV unless you want a legit massage.

I really need to find a place with a young hot looking massage with big tits that does FS on the side. But then again doesn't everyone?[/QUOTE]