The Rat Trap

I really don't get it. I mean, as most here know I can be a real dick at times, and daddy has had to stop the car on me a few times, and I deserved every time. But, with all due respect, and right now there is not much of that, you, sir, are filling the threads with nonsense posts that do nothing but build your post count, pick at every respected senior member on here that questions anything you write, and have really become a pain in the ass kinda dick. In addition, you have threatened some of our fine ladies with bad reviews if they don't do something or other for you, which not only makes you an ass kinda dick but also a douche bag ass hole kinda dick. Frankly, I am surprised our ladies see you at all and I know for a fact that some of them don't.

Being a douche bag ass hole kinda dick is your choice. Just remember, what goes around comes around and, right now, I believe there are quite a few guys and gals that would not mind throwing you under the bus.

Now, that said, I doubt seriously you want that. So, there really is another choice. Get off your fucking high horse and play for the team. Come to grips with the fact that we are all pathetic losers that pay chicks to fuck us and that there is nothing to be proud of in that. We may brag about it, tell glowing stories of our conquests as we pathetically pay for sex. We are here to help each other enjoy our pathetic little hobby and stay out of jail.

Balls in your court, ass hole. And I guess the way you respond to this personal attack will tell us all if you get it at all or are a more pathetic loser than the rest of us.

And, yes, there are quite a few of us that hang out with SP's for our own reasons and I also know that Ashley23 is a former SW.

Play safe,

C3.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2405061]Some of you guys seem concerned that I don't pay for play; well, I am concerned that is has been years since you have [B]NOT[/B] paid. How about it Otwist when is the last time you have been with what Vino calls a regular woman?[/QUOTE]Many of us Mongers actually have women who we are MARRIED to, myself and Otwist included. Whatever form that marriage has morphed into over the years, its still a RELATIONSHIP with a female where no donation in an envelope is required for intimacy. For us, this activity truly is a HOBBY. Its guys like you who put up ZERO reviews and wander through life a loser, jerking off in your parents basement that need to wander the WP Arts Festival and hassle "regular women". Get a life, put up ONE valid review.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2405925]

Being a douche bag ass hole kinda dick is your choice. Just remember, what goes around comes around and, right now, I believe there are quite a few guys and gals that would not mind throwing you under the bus.

Now, that said, I doubt seriously you want that. So, there really is another choice. Get off your fucking high horse and play for the team. Come to grips with the fact that we are all pathetic losers that pay chicks to fuck us and that there is nothing to be proud of in that. We may brag about it, tell glowing stories of our conquests as we pathetically pay for sex. We are here to help each other enjoy our pathetic little hobby and stay out of jail.

Balls in your court, ass hole. And I guess the way you respond to this personal attack will tell us all if you get it at all or are a more pathetic loser than the rest of us.

C3.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more with C3's accurate observation of Chris5. SP.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2405925]I really don't get it. I mean, as most here know I can be a real dick at times, and daddy has had to stop the car on me a few times, and I deserved every time. But, with all due respect, and right now there is not much of that, you, sir, are filling the threads with nonsense posts that do nothing but build your post count, pick at every respected senior member on here that questions anything you write, and have really become a pain in the ass kinda dick. In addition, you have threatened some of our fine ladies with bad reviews if they don't do something or other for you, which not only makes you an ass kinda dick but also a douche bag ass hole kinda dick. Frankly, I am surprised our ladies see you at all and I know for a fact that some of them don't.

Being a douche bag ass hole kinda dick is your choice. Just remember, what goes around comes around and, right now, I believe there are quite a few guys and gals that would not mind throwing you under the bus.

Now, that said, I doubt seriously you want that. So, there really is another choice. Get off your fucking high horse and play for the team. Come to grips with the fact that we are all pathetic losers that pay chicks to fuck us and that there is nothing to be proud of in that. We may brag about it, tell glowing stories of our conquests as we pathetically pay for sex. We are here to help each other enjoy our pathetic little hobby and stay out of jail.

Balls in your court, ass hole. And I guess the way you respond to this personal attack will tell us all if you get it at all or are a more pathetic loser than the rest of us.

And, yes, there are quite a few of us that hang out with SP's for our own reasons and I also know that Ashley23 is a former SW.

Play safe,

C3.[/QUOTE]I am glad you wrote this post C3, gives us both a chance to clear the air every since that be. S. PM you sent me. I honestly feel the EXACT same way about YOU! Not only do I think you're an asshole, dick and a complete old moron. I also think you feel as if you're some kind of president of this board. Well my friend you're NOT. In my humble opinion you're an lonely cranky old man whose wife left him for his best friend. I'm pretty sure that traumatized you for years to come. You think you know it all and maybe you know a little more than me as I am much much younger than you. You're an old man with a dick and cash to spend just like the rest of us. Now I personally have NEVER met you but I know a well known SP on this board that has met you a few times and hates your guts. You visit her and dream with her than trash her on the board.

She is one of many that I have heard that really don't like you C3. I have NEVER threatened anyone with a bad review as I have never posted any, however if an SP deserves a bad review she will fucking get one from me! Most of the girls I see on this board I see multiple times. For you to say that you don't know how any girl sees me is laughable! Cash talks my friend. I'm not here to make friends ASSHOLE, I'm here to fuck who I choose and when. Hanging out with a provider trying to be her dad is not the way to go old man. And if you don't like my posts, don't read them! It's really NOTthat hard. The bad news for you C3 -is that I'm not going anywhere. I will continue to post my honest accurate reviews and so what douchbag if you don't like them.

I will post even more NOW that I know it pissed you off. Guys including girls don't have to like me personally but guess what old man CASH is king AND there will always be a woman willing to take it. I've been told on several occasions that I was a decent nice guy. Maybe the girls lied to me C3.

I say let's bury the hatchet asshole AND stop acting like you run this board douchbag. We can all get along in a civil way. And in the future when you see my posts, skip over them. LOL.

I'm your dumb ass words C3.

Just sayin.

But bullshit walks!!

See the thing is some providers have the option of seeing who they want, actually we all have that choice but some don't make that choice.

Druggies and bottom of the barrel chicks will see whoever. Stellar 5 star service, good personality, looks and communication will be able to give you the option of being at least somewhat selective.

The fact that a gentlemen knew who ashley23 was but not mystikal blows my fukkin mind! What fukkin hole have you had your head in? Remember you are the company you keep.

C3 you are always good in my book. The comment about the chick that sees you but doesn't like you must like something about you, even if it is just your money. Once again just another reason to avoid the unseasoned nonprofessional girls. You should NEVER discuss other clients with other clients, That isn't their business. Loose lips sink ships.

Seems to me that those think an arrogant asshole that degrades them by speaking of their shallow demeanor and lack of intelligence are easily manipulated by either the money or smooth talk. Either way it is a shame.

Before I get tore a new ass for putting my thoughts out there guess what idgaf. My bills are paid. My business like approach to running a business does me well. I got a small circle of ladies I can rely on on here with solid reputations, know the business and I can depend on to have my back. Plenty of gentlemen I can call my friends.

Some of you need to quit stirring the pot and causing ripples that can compromise the safety of all of us. Don't try to school us on subjects that we already know and that it is starting to come to light that you know absolutely nothing about, perfect example of the white knighting those for discounts and feeding their habit.

Deuces and I am out.

Stay safe you all. Just starve out the assholes they will eventually disappear.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2405856]You seem to also "hang out" with other providers on this board and that's your business, but for you to intentionally put words in my mouth about the other ashley on this board shows me that you are indeed a pussy and who knows maybe she's giving you free pussy for defending her name just because it happens to be same name as Ashley 23. Who are you the forum police? LOL.

You picked the wrong member on this board to "debate with brother"

AND if Aurora or whatever her name is called YOU when she got out of jail shows me that by the character traits I see from you, that she is just as dumb as you are for calling you're dumb ass!! Lol! out of all the people she could have called out of jail she chose You!! Now that's funny![/QUOTE]Well sugar I do not need anyone to defend my name. Hell this Siciliano has a mouth and a brain. Well hell I didn't even know my name needed defending. Yes I spoke to the gentleman you seem to have a war with right now and when he mentioned a certain PM he recieved from a member (He did not mention any names) talking about Ashley I asked him to find out which Ashley because I am in no way affiliated with these young ladies or your disputes. Yes I ASKED HIM. Free Pussy, your wit is unmatched sir because that is some funny shit right there I don't care who you are. HA HA HA.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley (THE ONE AND ONLY).

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2404390]Those of you who have been around know the risk of being stood up by a provider as well as providers know the risk of being stood up by a monger. What I can't figure out is why so many of you guys continue to call a provider who has a reputation of doing it and you whine about it? Camera 3 has given advice on this subject on numerous occasions. Always have a couple back up plans in place. You never know if it was something you said or did to spook the provider especially if it's your first time seeing them. Some guys can get overly anxious and not even realize they are being pushy or demanding because you're about to bang a hot chick like Michele or whoever. I have been guilty of being like that in my early mongering days. Just relax and wait on the provider if you have the time and if you don't move on to the next hot chick on your list. I've even had to take a provider to lunch to show her I was legit before I got to dream with them. That's how bad I wanted her. My point is, follow C3's advice and make sure you have a back up plan so you're not writing a negative review with anger and blue balls. There's plenty of good Providers in our area and on this forum.

Just my. 02.

Stay safe, BG111.[/QUOTE]It's all well and good to be aware that there's a risk of a provider standing you up but after plans are made this shouldn't be acceptable just because providers do it. If a provider continues to do it multiple times to multiple people I hope people post about it instead of just letting it go "because it's a risk". I know I don't have a desire to see a flaky provider and hopefully the posts get the provider to shape up or get out of the business.

Of course if you're an idiot after setting a general location and time and start texting a bunch of sexual stuff or otherwise being "weird" that's your own fault. However, I think the provider should still just say they aren't interested instead of leaving people hanging.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2405061]Some of you guys seem concerned that I don't pay for play; well, I am concerned that is has been years since you have [B]NOT[/B] paid. How about it Otwist when is the last time you have been with what Vino calls a regular woman?[/QUOTE]I have not reviewed much lately because I am in a pretty good situation for me. However, my personal life is not for publication, its well, personal. The reason I and I few others question Exec Talent's contributions to the board is, he has never written a review on any provider. Its mostly just snarky comments like this post above and condescending advice from a know it all. My advice to you ET, is pick one of the many highly reviewed women, go see her and write a review of your experience, then ask her to post a verification that she saw you you. I know you don't like to be told what to do, but it is something that I and most of the other seniors have done to prove we are legit. Simple solution to this beef and problem solved.

For Silly: wheels on the bus blah blah blah.

For Chris 5: C3 is ok and you are not coming off well here. It always amuses me when an angry person accuses others of being angry.

[QUOTE=DsmMedia1;2404769]Your posts include marina, Brandi, and Selena. Brandi as a reference is useless. Dahlia might not have a relationship with the other 2. Nothing personal on her part. She also might not have gotten your message you left unless you left a few. Her communication is outstanding. On the other hand, this lady works I think 3 different professional jobs in the same field. She works her ass off in normal life. She does this hobby as fun or something else. Definitely not because she needs the money. This lady can basically pick. I've seen posts of other guys that see SPs all the time, yet I can't get them to return my messages. For whatever reason, they don't want to work with me. So be it. I move on. Not to piss you off, but if she does give you a chance, run to her as fast as possible, she's great. I do know, some of the other girls she trusts are long standing members and you have to be verified by them also. She's smart. It's like a double verification process. I'm guessing though. Good luck. I would try to see some of the girls on the board that have been on here a while, not posts but time. There is a reason they are still here and safety for all is most important.

DSM.[/QUOTE]This response to this post you wrote was very good info. OUR so called board pres C3 thinks we are all douchbags. LOL. We meaning members who call out the so called legendary providers. Good luck in getting her to see you. Maybe C3 can take her out to lunch and convince her to see you buddy.

I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2406130]I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.[/QUOTE]Well so very sorry you and others don't like me. I truly am besides myself right now in tears. I take all these negative comments about me as a compliment! It's a beautiful day outside and I don't know about you but I will enjoy it.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2405118]I take that as a compliment PorkChopp. StrokinJoe does have a little extra time on his idle hands sometimes and the "devil" finds work for them to do. But even I pass on some of the well known SW's when they reach a certain point. It is like a game for me, hit them while they're hot, drop them when they're not. And yes, my reviews are "crazy" sometimes, you oughta be a fly on the wall LOL.[/QUOTE]Strokinjoe.

Your cool but I don't know if I'd want to be a fly on the wall watching your hairy ass bang some SW no offense guy LOL.

Hahahahah.

Porkchopp.

As of late I have been having a lot of dreams fall apart at the last minute. It has been said this is going to happen in this hobby for sure and I understand that but what really annoys me is the lack of communication. I understand things come up hell I have had to reschedule dreams myself but one thing I never do is leave the person hanging. When that's the case your left to wonder what's up did I do something wrong and so on especially when the radio silence goes on for days after said scheduled dream. Come on now how hard is it to send a message or a call saying the dog ate my phone and I had to follow him around until he shit it out so I could contact you again. There's also been some talk of threats of negative reviews for which for me personally is the hardest review to write. Well hell after the above stated occurences happen a couple of times should I just write the review and be done with it or should I offer the provider a chance to make amends. I don't know what's the right way to go but I have offered for them to make it right and all be forgotten I sure hope no ones takes that as a threat because for me it's based on the reality of the hobby. So there it is in a mongers nutshell and we mongers always like nutting! As always take care and be safe my fellow mongers!

Nonsense is a really good description for all of this.

In my humble opinion. And based on my limited time as a member of this forum. I'd say that all of this talking (you're a jerk. No YOU'RE a jerk) doesn't really help anyone else execute the mission of this board which is to share information to aid in folks have great dreams.

Again, in my opinion and based on my experience, there's a really simple playbook that you can follow to find success and avoid drama.

It goes like this.

1 - Do your homework. Read the forum, get all the information and opinions you can.

2 - Take the plunge. Based on that info, pick someone you want to reach out to, in order to dream with.

3 - If you have a negative experience. Write about it. Let others know, but be specific.

4 - If you have a positive experience. Write about it. Don't over-blow the experience, but be accurate and honest and fun. Also, and this is really important, have that experience verified publicly by the provider. This will provide you with some measure of a "seal of approval" and will open many more doors than could be opened simply by posting comments on a message board.

That's it. That's all it takes.

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2406130]I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2406130]I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.[/QUOTE]Chris5 did not "come out of nowhere". If you review his SM postings, up until VERY recently he posted from South Florida mostly WPB. I did take note that a majority of those postings dealt with SW providers and its quite the leap to go from there to a Dahlia or Michelle 1. I think our two gems must know something that we don't about who they want to see and why. Jaguar was a dick and a pain but he spent a lot of cash (so he claimed) and shared great intel with this board. I don't think, especially now with this Rat Trap thread, that being a dick gets you thrown off so Chris5 may be safe for now. If you recall, Jaguar was RESTRICTED from posting on Rat Trap (he has his own thread! A2 bottled him up good! I will advise Chris5 here now publicly that he is messing with see-3 who is not just an "old guy with cash" but a highly respected Senior Member here. Keep it up and your PM intel from most on this board will be non existent going forward.