EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

There are great massage therapists out there that can also take care of a stiff front end. Finding one that could process an insurance claim? That, my friend, would be a unicorn.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;4534454]I have a friend who knows a guy that was in an bad accident that left him suffering chronic stiffness in his back. This guy was told that any physical therapy that would help his condition would be covered. This guy also suffers. As do most of us. From chronic stiffness in his front. Being the resourceful guy that this guy is, he would like to find a therapist that can take care of both problems in the same visit. The therapist has to be licensed. Obviously, nobody is going to reimburse charges from"happy endings massage parlor" around the corner. PM me recommendations and I will pass them along![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gooch;4534836]There are great massage therapists out there that can also take care of a stiff front end. Finding one that could process an insurance claim? That, my friend, would be a unicorn.[/QUOTE]If one finds one and can get it all through medicare then please refer to her as my new best friend!

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4534188]Anything to report on Heavenly on Waukegan in Morton Grove? I've had a very good therapeutic massage there from an attractive therapist and wonder if more is available. I didn't press the issue in my session. Pm me if you prefer to stay UTR. Thanks, ZZ.[/QUOTE]Just there a few days ago. Drew Amanda (- young brunette, busty, hot, not too smart, boyfriend problems, trying to save money for college. Had her talking and laughing. More talk of needing to save money. Thought I hit the jackpot. Not even a hint of extras. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Massage wasn't that great either. Tipped. 1 and not returning.

Maria's from 2003-2006 ish was an absolute goldmine. I couldn't tell you how much time and resources I spent there. I had kept track of the different masseuses that helped me out, and I was probably at 7 or 8. Gorgeous, accommodating women. Aleena (or Aleenia) was my favorite, who looked like a gorgeous young version of Rose McGowan (brunette, super cute, was learning English). Vicky was amazing in what she could do too. I had her a number of times and she taught me a couple of things I didn't know felt so good. Everyone was super great with their hands. Haven't been there in a decade.

Info has been shared freely in recent years, for Maria's and the various Shermer EMP's. Even still, I rarely see reports about Tat's. They've had the same two north burb locations for quite awhile now, so somebody is keeping them in business. My last visits were with Lianna in NB and Julia near Woodfield. One wasn't my type and the other left me blue balled. They can't be any less worthy for reporting on than CT, 7 H, CTM, or Maria's.

[QUOTE=Pickles13;4543160]Maria's from 2003-2006 ish was an absolute goldmine. I couldn't tell you how much time and resources I spent there. I had kept track of the different masseuses that helped me out, and I was probably at 7 or 8. Gorgeous, accommodating women. Aleena (or Aleenia) was my favorite, who looked like a gorgeous young version of Rose McGowan (brunette, super cute, was learning English). Vicky was amazing in what she could do too. I had her a number of times and she taught me a couple of things I didn't know felt so good. Everyone was super great with their hands. Haven't been there in a decade.[/QUOTE]About 10 years ago there were young, attractive enthusiastic, in / out call, FS providers, mostly Russians. They all are gone long time ago. The place slowly but surly tuned into a filthy rat hole with a bunch of greedy, money hungry, lazy, GPS mts. It's a waste of time and money place.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4548073]About 10 years ago there were young, attractive enthusiastic, in / out call, FS providers, mostly Russians. They all are gone long time ago. The place slowly but surly tuned into a filthy rat hole with a bunch of greedy, money hungry, lazy, GPS mts. It's a waste of time and money place.[/QUOTE]Who's at Marias now? Last time I was there it was Olga, fat, late 30's, would do FS off campus, a really old (late 50's) MT who I never indulged in and a 30's mom that was good looking, in shape, allowed top off and provided a great sensual HJ with whispering encouragement.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4548073]About 10 years ago there were young, attractive enthusiastic, in / out call, FS providers, mostly Russians. They all are gone long time ago. The place slowly but surly tuned into a filthy rat hole with a bunch of greedy, money hungry, lazy, GPS mts. It's a waste of time and money place.[/QUOTE]I wonder if this was even a bit after my time. I was not aware of the outcall option or FS.

I'd always go on a Saturday morning, and sometimes it would be hard to get an appt. You had to call the service and then the older lady would text the masseuse (the always kept the door locked). Funny, my routine was always to park a few blocks away in the residential neighborhood and then walk down to that corner credit union to use the ATM. If there was a wait, I'd walk across the street to Starbucks or that bagel shop to waste time. Ah the good old days.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;4548890]Who's at Marias now? Last time I was there it was Olga, fat, late 30's, would do FS off campus, a really old (late 50's) MT who I never indulged in and a 30's mom that was good looking, in shape, allowed top off and provided a great sensual HJ with whispering encouragement.[/QUOTE]Are you referring to Kate. Who use to say " Bad boyyy"?

Want something else than the AMPs I've been going to recently. On the latina side would belmont be better than princess latina spa? Any other recommendations? Thanks.

[QUOTE=HardOn78;4549145]Are you referring to Kate. Who use to say " Bad boyyy"?[/QUOTE]Oh man. I miss Kate. Looking for similar playfulness and touch. Hard to find lately.

[QUOTE=Seraph2;4551286]Oh man. I miss Kate. Looking for similar playfulness and touch. Hard to find lately.[/QUOTE]I don; t know if it was Kate. She was Polish, D breasts, very suckable and soft.

Always remember that all this bullshit is due to a few really stupid laws that violates basic civil liberty.

The poor quality, the poor service, the scurrying and hiding, the black market trafficking, the health and safety risks, the wasted resources on litigation and enforcement. When the govt makes water illegal, it forces good people to buy their water from "black market Sam's toilet water emporium" instead of buying bottled spring water from the grocery store.

Cops and DAs enforce laws. Good laws result in good law enforcement. Dumb lLaws result in dumb law enforcement.

My P.S. A. For today. Never lose sight of the real reason for all of this. You're welcome.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4548073]The place slowly but surly tuned into a filthy rat hole with a bunch of greedy, money hungry, lazy, GPS mts. It's a waste of time and money place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;4551698]I don; t know if it was Kate. She was Polish, D breasts, very suckable and soft.[/QUOTE]I was told that Iryna and Agnes was in yesterday. Do you know what that 30 somethings's name was?