Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;5027592]Any places walkable in portage and Irving park? I'm moving there soon and would love something very easy to get to. Any parlors or providers?

James.[/QUOTE]Irving / Portage area is slim pickings, especially walking distance-wise. Chinese PPS with his jack shacks on Diversey, Addison or Irving. Dragon on Elston, near Irving. Beijing, Irving and Pulaski. All mediocre or worse places. Google is your friend. Map out some places and cross reference the forum.

No hidden gems out that way, if that's what you're looking for.

Any fans of Amy, who used to be at Yun Ping? She's working again, elsewhere now. PM me for info.

I went to SXL today and got a 30 min massage for 50. I wanted an hour, but they were too "busy. " I had to wait 30 min, and finally the girl came in (same one as at the front). She's older but decent looking. She immediately starts upselling 140 lvl2 and 100 lvl 1. That was too much for me and I told her 80 for lvl 2. She said she would give lvl 2 but no actual massage and I said fine. As I was leaving, she started asking me for 80. I gave her 40 but she kept asking for more, but I didn't. I feel like the 40 tip was too much since I didn't get a massage.

I've been here before, but years ago. I haven't done this recently but what she was asking for seems way too high especially since she was just decent looking. They may have been treating me this way since I'm not a regular, but experience was disappointing.

[QUOTE=JayKay8;5027654]Macie is about a half mile northwest of Cicero and Irving Park, near Milwaukee Ave. I reported on her a month ago, but you can PM me if you have more questions.[/QUOTE][URL]http://lauramarie.hotprovider.com/profile/[/URL] I thought Laura was sharing the apt with Macie several months ago. Laura was getting a lot of good press quite a while ago but I have not heard anything about her recently.

[QUOTE=Lobster123;5030623]I went to SXL today and got a 30 min massage for 50. I wanted an hour, but they were too "busy. " I had to wait 30 min, and finally the girl came in (same one as at the front). She's older but decent looking. She immediately starts upselling 140 lvl2 and 100 lvl 1. That was too much for me and I told her 80 for lvl 2. She said she would give lvl 2 but no actual massage and I said fine. As I was leaving, she started asking me for 80. I gave her 40 but she kept asking for more, but I didn't. I feel like the 40 tip was too much since I didn't get a massage.

I've been here before, but years ago. I haven't done this recently but what she was asking for seems way too high especially since she was just decent looking. They may have been treating me this way since I'm not a regular, but experience was disappointing.[/QUOTE]They're so busy that they've done away with the massage altogether. Basically 190 for level 2 with a non existent massage. You can get FS with a younger girl at an apartment for less.

Hey guys, newish to Chicago. Have seen a small handful of girls, but hadn't hit an AMP until this weekend and never been to a Latina massage place.

First went to Princess Latina. Someone earlier said the receptionist was a smoke show and he's right. That is the end of positives on this place for me. I didn't see what any of the other girls looked like, but my girl was not great. Overweight, cold, worst massage ever, didn't say anything whole time, seemed to be giving me a death stare whole time. "Massage" which was a light rub down and seemed to last forever, then flip. $ for HE or $$ for a rubber BJ, no thanks. She was not a friendly negotiator and I wanted to cut my losses, but took the HE from the fatty. Never again, unless I could see a lineup of girls. If anyone has tips on getting a better girl let me know please.

SXL was typical AMP. Juju gave me a great massage. Deep and with good power for a little 40 why / o Asian. She has been talked about here plenty, so won't continue other than to say I was surprised how tight her body was under her mom jeans and not so flattering t shirt. Gave good head also.

Be safe out there boys!

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5030821][URL]http://lauramarie.hotprovider.com/profile/[/URL] I thought Laura was sharing the apt with Macie several months ago. Laura was getting a lot of good press quite a while ago but I have not heard anything about her recently.[/QUOTE]Laura hasn't posted an ad since summer. I haven't seen her, but I've heard good things about her too. I might try asking Macie about her to see if she wants to do a 3 some next time I see her. I've been hesitant to ask because some girls get really offended when I ask about other girls.

She posted a couple days ago on RR.

[QUOTE=JayKay8;5031283]Laura hasn't posted an ad since summer. I haven't seen her, but I've heard good things about her too. I might try asking Macie about her to see if she wants to do a 3 some next time I see her. I've been hesitant to ask because some girls get really offended when I ask about other girls.[/QUOTE]

Decided to TOFTT. I had a feeling about this place, and my feeling was mostly wrong.

Called in advance, made an appointment, showed up on time. Was greeted at the door by a very average-bodied Asian woman wearing a mask. The fist thing I noticed was that the walls didn't go all the way up to the ceiling, which is something I hate.

I laid face down naked without a towel on so as to make my intentions clear. She put the towel back on me as soon as she got in the room, and proceeded to give me a very nice Swedish massage. Definitely good quality from that perspective.

As the massage went on I did some casual OTC roaming around her legs and met no resistance. Then she started with some light, but fairly pleasurable teasing and brushing around my ass and balls As the towel fell off me. On the flip she put the towel over me again and then started pushing it a bit further down with her massage strokes, but less aggressive than when I was face down. With about 5 minutes left in the session she grabbed my hand and filled it with oil and indicated that I should partake in self-service. That was a new one for me. I said I wanted her to do it, and grabbed her hand and put oil in her palm, to which she giggled, said no, and proceeded to finish me rather unspectacularly. But effectively.

Hot towel wipe down and I was back on the street. Even if it was a place that got better with repeated visits, I wouldn't return due to the walls / lack of privacy.

Still looking for a repeatable gem north of Roscoe Village.

[QUOTE=BostonDe;5030937]Hey guys, newish to Chicago. Have seen a small handful of girls, but hadn't hit an AMP until this weekend and never been to a Latina massage place.

First went to Princess Latina. Someone earlier said the receptionist was a smoke show and he's right. That is the end of positives on this place for me. I didn't see what any of the other girls looked like, but my girl was not great. Overweight, cold, worst massage ever, didn't say anything whole time, seemed to be giving me a death stare whole time. "Massage" which was a light rub down and seemed to last forever, then flip. $ for HE or $$ for a rubber BJ, no thanks. She was not a friendly negotiator and I wanted to cut my losses, but took the HE from the fatty. Never again, unless I could see a lineup of girls. If anyone has tips on getting a better girl let me know please.

SXL was typical AMP. Juju gave me a great massage. Deep and with good power for a little 40 why / o Asian. She has been talked about here plenty, so won't continue other than to say I was surprised how tight her body was under her mom jeans and not so flattering t shirt. Gave good head also.

Be safe out there boys![/QUOTE]So funny about her dress habits. It's like she's dying to show you that she is 45! But I'm in solid agreement on her body.

Anyone try the other girl at SXL, Christina? I had her a few months ago but I've not been able to connect with her since.

[QUOTE=BA4114;5031575]Decided to TOFTT. I had a feeling about this place, and my feeling was mostly wrong.

Still looking for a repeatable gem north of Roscoe Village.[/QUOTE]Try New Life Spa.

Near where you are looking.

There are some reports here on them -.

Full disclosure here: I have not been there since pre-covid and it may have been last year.

[QUOTE=Lobster123;5030623]I went to SXL today and got a 30 min massage for 50. I wanted an hour, but they were too "busy. " I had to wait 30 min, and finally the girl came in (same one as at the front).[/QUOTE]As they're just too crowded after monger paydays however I get it we have to monger when the opportunity presents itself. If I am going to monger around that time, I'll try to go on that Monday / Tuesday like today or November 2nd.

[QUOTE=RickSomething;5031868]So funny about her dress habits. It's like she's dying to show you that she is 45! But I'm in solid agreement on her body.

Anyone try the other girl at SXL, Christina? I had her a few months ago but I've not been able to connect with her since.[/QUOTE]Odd, I thought the same about the clothes either had on at SXL when I went last month. Normally I don't notice but their pieces were oddly mismatched and the mismatch is what drew my eyes to their clothes.

[QUOTE=BillStuart;5032036]Try New Life Spa.

Near where you are looking.

There are some reports here on them -.

Full disclosure here: I have not been there since pre-covid and it may have been last year.[/QUOTE]At some point, pre-COVID, NL was a solid, FS spot with acceptable talent and reasonable damages. I hope it still is. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;5032431]As they're just too crowded after monger paydays however I get it we have to monger when the opportunity presents itself. If I am going to monger around that time, I'll try to go on that Monday / Tuesday like today or November 2nd.[/QUOTE]I always go during the non-pay weeks, like the week before the first or the week before the 15th. Most people are lighter in the wallet during those weeks. Especially the last week of the month. Most people are hurting then, including the MTs. Less busy and the MTs will that extra mile for the money.