MASSAGE MANSCAPING / BODYSCRUB $99 SPECIAL American Therapist Same day (Royal Oak)
Reporting on this one: [URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/d/massage-manscaping-bodyscrub/6249745158.html[/URL].
One word: No. Here's another word. Never.
Her pictures are at least 20-30 years old. At LEAST. Maybe more. I really don't want to hurt anyone's livelihood but I felt you should know. She dresses in a white medical gown, which I discovered was to hide her disgusting, food-covered clothes. She breathes heavy throughout, and not the way you'd hope, because she's so heavy. The massage was the worst I have ever had in my life. She sits through most of it (huh?) and at one point, when she got up, she fell onto me, putting all her weight on me. I asked for the massage and manscape, figuring I would at least get touched. Well, she'll grab your junk and check it out for the manscaping but don't get any ideas at all. It's all clinical and she is rough as heck. She grabs everything like she'd dealing with auto parts. My balls got roughed up so much they're in a sling. LOL She won't tolerate any talk about anything remotely off color. In the end, she declared the manscaping done and perfect and I was as hairy as when I came in.
No. No no no.
MASSAGE MANSCAPING / BODYSCRUB $99 . This is the funniest thing I have read here.
Sorry it went so bad. She had been reviewed many times on here. But I have not read a review this bad. LOL.
[QUOTE=Peanuts2003;3497542]Reporting on this one: [URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/d/massage-manscaping-bodyscrub/6249745158.html[/URL].
One word: No. Here's another word. Never.
Her pictures are at least 20-30 years old. At LEAST. Maybe more. I really don't want to hurt anyone's livelihood but I felt you should know. She dresses in a white medical gown, which I discovered was to hide her disgusting, food-covered clothes. She breathes heavy throughout, and not the way you'd hope, because she's so heavy. The massage was the worst I have ever had in my life. She sits through most of it (huh?) and at one point, when she got up, she fell onto me, putting all her weight on me. I asked for the massage and manscape, figuring I would at least get touched. Well, she'll grab your junk and check it out for the manscaping but don't get any ideas at all. It's all clinical and she is rough as heck. She grabs everything like she'd dealing with auto parts. My balls got roughed up so much they're in a sling. LOL She won't tolerate any talk about anything remotely off color. In the end, she declared the manscaping done and perfect and I was as hairy as when I came in.
No. No no no.[/QUOTE]
Utica not even close and not named dianna.
[QUOTE=SanityIsRealit;3506602]This is Diana out towards the Utica area you speak of. She's not UTR (she's been posting almost every day for months), and while I can confirm she's a pretty good lay, she's bat shit crazy and potentially unsafe (as she offers BBFS to everyone). PM me if you need more details on that.[/QUOTE]Dude you not even close to right on this one.
Let's compare notes for clarification
[QUOTE=Tommy101;3506653]Good to see someone got the spirit of the post, she truly is a unicorn. These other guys are jelous which was not the intention of my post but they are completely wrong as to who she is LOL. But thanks acoustic its nice to have someone understand.[/QUOTE]Well, then there must be a lot of middle-aged, tanned MILFs in the same area who live in a trailer park in a nicer area of town who happen to post ads on CL for the same exact donation and the same carelessness for using a condom.
In the interests of safety and communication of everyone here I would request that you PM me and we can confirm our info (as I have pics and digits as well). If this is a different woman than whom you are writing about, then I'll delete my posts. If this is the same woman, my comments still stand.
Myself (and others in here) look forward to you and I clearing this up to the benefit of the members on the board.