Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Michael Caffey]Has enyone had the privilage? Or is this bad news waiting to happen?

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/888317708.html[/url]

Just wondering if anyone else has already TOFTT before I jump on that hand grenade myself.

Her add claims reviews, but I could not locate any, though the "occasional" name changes in The Life make it hard to pin people down sometimes.

Any info would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]I didn't research the reviews, but if she is really lacking that'd be red flag #1

#2 for me is that she doesn't provide a number, the website she lists says she wants you to email her your info and YOUR phone # to reach her. I personally don't like the idea of emailing an unknown provider, or really any for that. I'd rather call HER from MY monger phone, something that isn't as easily traced back to me like an internet email.

But maybe that's just me, she could be legit.

I looked for her supposed reviews too and couldn't find any. Shes got no contact info at all except that email address and suspiciously a link to w3althymen dot com which is a dating site that pays its affiliates a commission with each new member they convince(i.e. dupe) to sign up. My guess is that she emails you back that you have to join that site in order to see her and then you never hear from her again.



[QUOTE=Michael Caffey]Has enyone had the privilage? Or is this bad news waiting to happen?

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/888317708.html[/url]

Just wondering if anyone else has already TOFTT before I jump on that hand grenade myself.

Her add claims reviews, but I could not locate any, though the "occasional" name changes in The Life make it hard to pin people down sometimes.

Any info would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Michael Caffey]Has enyone had the privilage? Or is this bad news waiting to happen?

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/888317708.html[/url]

Just wondering if anyone else has already TOFTT before I jump on that hand grenade myself.

Her add claims reviews, but I could not locate any, though the "occasional" name changes in The Life make it hard to pin people down sometimes.

Any info would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]That ad is a scam. They are in every city almost. There is no phone number & as hot as the pic is she's charging $50 for something she can get a little more for easily. For $50; she'd be wore out if she was real.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]What's the reason that they list occupations of those arrested? Is it to add embarrassment to the arrest victim? Does it really add anything to the news?

CB[/QUOTE]

While real crime runs rampant they focus on this nonsense. Anyone know someone who was killed, had a car stolen, house robbed, credit card stolen, etc. and the perpetrator was never caught? I can answer yes to all the above. Bet many of you can to.

LE wants you to go away. They justify these activities with the public health slant. They then embarrass those arrested for allegedly committing a crime and work with the media to publicize the arrests. They believe it acts as a deterrent to those arrested and those who might be thinking of seeing an escort on CL.

The key is to be smarter than they are (not hard, regardless of what some people would have you believe). A few weeks back guys were telling how to installing video cameras in the car. I always carry a tape recorded with me and let them know for the beginning loud and clear that they are being recorded. Then say nothing. BTW, I also have a friend on stand-by to bail me out if necessary.

Note: In case some of you are curious why I always am on my "soapbox" about crime in Central Florida; embarrassment works both ways. During operation Flea Collar a lot of the D O G site was made public. I want an attorney to be able to make the sad state of real crime prevention and arrests a matter of public record in as many places as possible. The media is so in bed with the police (they are the source of most of their stories). People need to start asking why there are so many thugs pretending to be LE patrolling OBT when rape and child molestation is rampant.

Talk about embarrassing ---

Who could forget Operation Flea Collar:

This from the St. Pete Times --

But the case, which took detectives more than a year to put together, unraveled inside a Tampa courtroom in a matter of months. Operation Flea Collar cost taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars and culminated with all charges being dropped against 13 defendants except for a few minor prostitution charges.

This from one of The Orlando Weekly's reports on MBI:

[url]http://www.orlandoweekly.com/features/story.asp?id=11910[/url]


And someone here thinks these people aren't stupid.

You're absolutely right, there are crime statistics online that you can access that are astounding! The majority of crimes go unpunished unless there are direct witnesses and a smoking gun.

While they have their little CL raids that cost THOUSANDS in each county, rapes, murders, and REAL crimes go unpunished. It's damn shame.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]While real crime runs rampant they focus on this nonsense. Anyone know someone who was killed, had a car stolen, house robbed, credit card stolen, etc. and the perpetrator was never caught? I can answer yes to all the above. Bet many of you can to.

LE wants you to go away. They justify these activities with the public health slant. They then embarrass those arrested for allegedly committing a crime and work with the media to publicize the arrests. They believe it acts as a deterrent to those arrested and those who might be thinking of seeing an escort on CL.

The key is to be smarter than they are (not hard, regardless of what some people would have you believe). A few weeks back guys were telling how to installing video cameras in the car. I always carry a tape recorded with me and let them know for the beginning loud and clear that they are being recorded. Then say nothing. BTW, I also have a friend on stand-by to bail me out if necessary.

Note: In case some of you are curious why I always am on my "soapbox" about crime in Central Florida; embarrassment works both ways. During operation Flea Collar a lot of the D O G site was made public. I want an attorney to be able to make the sad state of real crime prevention and arrests a matter of public record in as many places as possible. The media is so in bed with the police (they are the source of most of their stories). People need to start asking why there are so many thugs pretending to be LE patrolling OBT when rape and child molestation is rampant.[/QUOTE]

John Applehead, you use CL EXCLUSIVELY? Do you have a method of screening LEO? I'm not sure I feel safe with the just wing-it approach of 'bring a tape recorder and have bail money set aside'.

Once they have you in the system, they check you against EVERY crime that has ever been committed and ever WILL be committed. DAs NEED closed cases, whether you did it or not.

[QUOTE=John Applehead]I use craigslist exclusively to meet with new providers, usually once a month, incall - outcall, does't matter. I have also met a couple of long term UTR using Craigslist.

This is the the kind of add to stay away from if I was using the Lakeland listings.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]
And someone here thinks these people aren't stupid.[/QUOTE]

Someone here also is only on this site to find legitimate massages, but we won't call him a liar.

I'd Like a legitamate massage im always tangled up.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Someone here also is only on this site to find legitimate massages, but we won't call him a liar.[/QUOTE]

Guys be carefull there going all around busting people.

[url]http://www.wftv.com/news/17789005/detail.html[/url]

Ill be coming to Orlando tomorow, any info on these two by Fashion Square?
or any info somone would like to pm of decent priced providor would be appreciated.
Thanks




Hey guys 2 erotic sinful gorgeous ready to play and party very laid back great attiudes we r unrushed and gfe experience stop wasting ur time on the boring life and check out the biggest party n town new comers r always welcome so y settle 4 1 when u can have twice the fun amy-5'2 110lb3 38dd no implants blonde hair delilah-5'6 125lbs 34c black hair 125 kisses 1 girl session 15o kisses 2 girls session we r opened minded ^^^407^^^953^^^1232 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!party party party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$come check us out y settle for 1 u can have 2 playmates$$$$$$$$$$$$ so have a wonderful day gentleman and hope u get to experience the sensual seductiveness of two professional woman @@@@@@@@@think ur seeing stars now wait till we get u to the sky@@@@@@@@@@@ Amy

[QUOTE=Gatordun]Ill be coming to Orlando tomorow, any info on these two by Fashion Square?
or any info somone would like to pm of decent priced providor would be appreciated.
Thanks

Hey guys 2 erotic sinful gorgeous ready to play and party very laid back great attiudes we r unrushed and gfe experience stop wasting ur time on the boring life and check out the biggest party n town new comers r always welcome so y settle 4 1 when u can have twice the fun amy-5'2 110lb3 38dd no implants blonde hair delilah-5'6 125lbs 34c black hair 125 kisses 1 girl session 15o kisses 2 girls session we r opened minded ^^^407^^^953^^^1232 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!party party party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$come check us out y settle for 1 u can have 2 playmates$$$$$$$$$$$$ so have a wonderful day gentleman and hope u get to experience the sensual seductiveness of two professional woman @@@@@@@@@think ur seeing stars now wait till we get u to the sky@@@@@@@@@@@ Amy[/QUOTE]

They have used various names and had mixed reviews for months now. Some on this board. I saw Amy when she called herself Vixen, hygiene was an issue. I like my dates shower fresh and that was not the case. I have not repeated despite the bargain price.

To be fair, they have some okay reviews on TER.

Review 2 hot and sexy females (Fashion Square Mall - w4m - 99 (Orlando)
Reply to: [email]pers-891563225@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2008-10-24, 10:18AM EDT


Hobbyists - do not waste your time or money.

I did and regret every second of it.
Just trying to help you spend your money wisely

[QUOTE=Jethrow1]Review 2 hot and sexy females (Fashion Square Mall - w4m - 99 (Orlando)

Reply to: [email]pers-891563225@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2008-10-24, 10:18AM EDT

Hobbyists - do not waste your time or money.

I did and regret every second of it.
Just trying to help you spend your money wisely[/QUOTE]I agree. Saw them about 3 months ago. Nothing to get your excited. Cheap and good to get rid of stress, but no engery or desire out of them. Watching water dripping from a shower head would be more excited. Worth the trip once, but will never ever go back.

So what's it going to be then, eh?

There I was, your humble droog, suffering nights past for lack of spatchka. Knowing the seeds of my discontent stem from me yarbles, my gulliver swims with ideas for a little covert mission to secure some of the ol' in-out in-out.

O my brothers and droogies, is it not our duty to share the benefits of our exploits for the benefit of us all?

So I being here in the eastern provinces, I took notice when more and more devotchkas were posting their proximity to the skolliwoll. After striking out with competitors, I decided to give Anjel a try.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/888315958.html[/url]

Anjel was available and with a near-by incall location to boot, so I drove over to the domy. It is fairly easy to locate. Once inside, Anjel takes me back to her room and excuses herself....

She returns, now standing there nagoy but her neezhnies, requesting I play "Millicent or No Millicent". As is my SOP, I request the time, because I am certain it is 4:20. Still she insists we play "Millicent or No Millicent". So to ease her rassoodock, your narrator slid into 2nd base while taking a trip south as well. At the same moment, Anjel is reminding me that it was indeed 4:20 after all while handling my package with the grace and care of a blind, deaf, and drunk airport baggage handler their first day on the job. It was an omen of things to come....

Now this devotchka is molodoy, with a decent plott, though fairly malenky groodies. Cute enough in that certain way your humble droog felt compelled to inquire her chronology in preference to 25 years to life.

In other words... her pics are 100% legit.

Her service on the other hand.... is not.

Having finally established that I was not her long lost Uncle Leo, your narrator requested an inventory of the stock on hand to access availability of items I was seeking to obtain. We all know lubbilubbing is not what anyone is about, but this devotchka's inventory was lacking many basic essentials, and I figured out why only after it was too late for the cutter, short of a bit of the ol' ultraviolence.

Speaking of cutter, I should have exited when she asked if I knew pretty polly right from the start. I was in a sorts though, so against my better judgment I put her in touch with polly.

Anjel let me know the guest rules for her home. She has a very strict code of conduct. You will know far less of her than her gynecologist.

I was hungry for some pie, and inquired if she had any. She said there was no way she'd let me yabzick her koshka.

Strike One

She then proceeded to fail giving me a lesson in gift wrapping for the for the situation, ultimately requesting I take care of it as she is no good with those sorts of things.

Strike Two

Anjel is also not familiar with baseball. She apparently doesn't realize you have to TAKE Third Base BEFORE you slide into home. What she attempted to pass off as rounding Third was barely the cupping of tip of me pan-handle tweence her pouty goobers. The only thing that blew about that BJ was that it blew. Period. Too bad she couldn't harness the power of her attitude, since it was the only thing sucking with any sort of ferocity that nochy.

Strike Three

So now she rushes on to the ol' in-out in-out. At least in this regard she was ok... not too tight, but certainly tighter than average even for her size. And she was all about changing positions, though it is your humble droogs opinion this was less about wanting to please than it was about finding the fastest way to send me home. She also kept asking that I let her know when I am feeling moved, so that we can "move together." Yeah, right.... so that you can call it quits is more like it.

There is only one air tank available for that scuba excursion, so once spent she was all about cleaning her self up and kicking your poor narrator the fuck out. All the while with the audacity to ask when I will be coming back for more.... sure... I'll do that when I come back for the half on an hour you credited when I didn't get to use. While not optimal, I could understand no more schtoezen for the rest of the time, but least she could have done was cuddled or chit-chatted or something... donations are about TIME after all, not activity.

More?? Really? WTF are you high on? This malenky devotchka was cute, but she was nadmenny in a way only Paris Hilton could understand. Mechanical and rushed is almost too generous a review. Perhaps Anjel got a clue when she hugged me at the door and I said...

"Dōmo arigatō, Robato-san."

... but I doubt it.

My soviet to you, my Brothers and droogies, is that unless you have money and time to waste on less than full satisfaction, avoid this devotchka like the Plague.