2000-2004 Archived Reports

Happiness and Sun Report

Here is a delayed report on Happiness. After my bad experience there with Cherry I decided to go back and see what was up. Mamasan remembered as I walked in and was quick to tell me that Cherry was long gone. Escorted to the room and to my surprise in walks a girl I had seen many times before at Shiatsu in Waldorf. I knew her then as Janie but now at Happiness she is Sugee (Suzy?). She is 5’ 6” 125 lbs with long straight black hair and 34 C’s. All natural and a very pleasant girl. TS was good and then on to the main event which was nice but not spectacular. Afterwards she gave me one of the best massages I’ve had in a long time. On my way out I noticed that the very fine looking Sandy was still there. Sugee was nice but I would recommend Sandy.

Today I went to Sun and found that there were only two girls working, Cindy and Amy. Amy is another girl I had met before at Shiatsu in Waldorf. She is late 20’s 5’ 4” maybe 115 lbs with shoulder length black hair and a much better than average body, say an 8. My recollection was that she was good but not a rock-the-world type (not like the beautiful but long gone Bebe). I decided to go with Cindy who turned out to be nice enough, 5’ 2” 115 lbs medium length black hair with an enhanced 34 B rack. Cindy told me she was 29 and from North Carolina. I’d put her more like mid 30’s. TS was great with her giving me a soapy. She even got on top in reverse and rubbed her kitty on little lax which definitely got his attention. After the TS she never put her cloths back on and we retired to the room and went right into the main event. CBJ, DATY and then CG to completion. All very nice. Afterwards she gave me a mediocre massage and sent me on my way. All in all I would give Amy a try next time.

Lax

Xubor, you lucky dradsab. Maybe next time you will need a refresher course on proper technique and you will call me. Methinks you being there by yourself and me being here by myself is not right.

I could hold her tonsils while you pound her pubes. That makes sense to me. Send money, I will be there soon.

All is well in PA land.

Loop,

I have too much geezer cred from hangin' with my geriatric homies to ever be confused with a member of Gen MTV, as well as a melanin deficiency that draws unabashed stares at my blindly pale flesh. All I can hope for is to study your generation's culture academically and at best become a poseur.


Pa,

Money sent Western Union, will pick you up at the airport. You butter 'em up, I'll close the deal. Seems I'm getting better rates and more bang for my buck than those reporting here have published. You spoke well on the B'more board, and I echo your sentiments.


Robux

Been a minute since I hit the DC street strolls, so decided to try to catch up this weekend. Quite a few SW's out, close to 15 at least, but LE was out in full force. K was taped off, and undercover cars were cruising as well. Decided to hang it up.

Hit the K st stroll last night and hit paydirt!!! Ho's were everywhere at 2am. Had to be at least 20+. Kinda reminded me of the good ole days. Finally decided on what has to be one of the better SW's I've seen out in some time in DC. Named Angel, BSW light brown, 36DD, slim waist, long legs, pretty face, solid 81/2. Said she was new in town from Chicago, and works Eros during the day.

Surprisingly no drama on the price for CBJ .40 (I've found many DC SW have gotten spoiled by demanding $60 sometimes which is crazy!!). Was real cool about leaving the stroll and finding a spot off the beaten bath to get away from the increasing LE. Good technique all in all and no rushing. Would definitely recommend.

Of course when we made it back the stroll LE was in storm tropper mode, and everywhere, pulling over cars, hassling girls etc. But I gotta admit, too many careless newbies out doing uturns in the middle of the street, driving with broken tail lights, and various other reasons for LE just to stop you (driving around too much in cirlces being too visible). But I digress, need to set up a street monger 101 class for some.


Anway, I will post Angel's pic from Eros as soon as I get it.

Operation: Ho Down

I visited the loop several days over the past few weeks, and it appears that LE is making a concerted effort to get the ho's off the streets of NW DC. The K St portion of the loop has been constantly taped off, and the pimps don't even bother to cut it now.

On Saturday night, K St was dead, and L St had only a few ho's. Most were working the area of 13th b/w K and Mass. I was really surprised, though, to find 10+ ho's working M St (right off of 13th). LE swept through there fast and told the girls to walk straight to K and not to return to the residential area. Many girls seemed to have gone home or were arrested.

Tuesday night: K St was dead again from 2AM - 5AM. L St was almost dead, with a few girls near the parking lot. Once again, most of the girls congregated on 13th b/w K and Mass., but LE rolled up with a wagon and carted them all off.

I overheard a couple of ho's who came out after the bust say, "I ain't never been out here when there ain't been no ho's!" I decided to check K St around 7th; it looked like LE had stopped by and picked up all of the girls (although there were still several nasty looking TV's).

During the 2AM - 3AM hour, I saw 5 unmarked LE cars and 4 regular patrol cars, plus the paddie wagon. Ugh. I hope everyone else has better luck hunting.

Strata

Set up an appointment with a lady in DC, but the plan fell through. So, since I had saw a few reports lately that IHC was making a comeback after the recent “slowdown”, I decided to stop in and give it a try. This used to be my favorite place until earlier this spring when the AMP scene in DC got all screwed up.

Arrived in the middle of the afternoon and found both mamsans the same as I remember. Asked me where I have been, and I muttered some excuse about being busily a lot. I let her pick for me and got a nice little gal named Connie. Connie is cute, late 20’s, black hair down to about her shoulder blades, nice enhanced b-cups and a nicely trimmed kitty. Good English, said she had worked at IHC for about four years up to last December. May even had seen her before, I don’t remember her but she said she remembered me.

The execution was standard. As I usually do at IHC, I tipped when I paid for the hour. Average TS, fair but short massage, moving into a tit massage. Flip, CBG, cowgirl, Mission, leading to the big bang. All the required activities covered, but nothing real outstanding. She was professional, and a bit distant throughout the main event. But she did the job.

On the way out, she told me quite forcefully to only ask for her. I think I will try some of the others when I go back. I know they have better.

Follow-up photo of Angel, aka Asia on Eros from the K st. Stroll.

Definitely worth the time if you see her out.

Does anyone think that when they pick up SW and take them to deserted areas that are not the greatest to begin with that they are going to get robbed?

A good spot is on Rhode Island Ave. Drive 5 blocks north and south of South Dakota Ave. I know they are out at 5am and around 4pm

Downtown Report:

Decided to drive into DC to visit what I think is best AMP in town. I've heard from others that Downtown is going down hill as far as the quality of girls and service.

I think they are right on!

As I walked in and greeted by mamasan and escorted to the room, I 've noticed 4 different girls walking through the hall way and I was very disappointed of what I saw. They were from scale of 5 to 7 at best.

When I visited downtown, all the girls were at least 8's and 9's. I almost had turn around and walked out, but I was too horny to do that. Anyway, few minutes later, petit cute girl walks in and her name was Annie, she was about 7 in looks because she was cute not pretty. Her body was not what I expected. Very flat chest and chubby Ass and thick theighs.

TS was disappointing, massage was medicore and main event was uneventful. Overall, it was very disappointing session for downtown standard.

I will not go back to downtown for awhile. I will probably wait until they get new set of girls in. Until than I will visit supra and other AMPS.

Report from Asian Shark

Things can change alot in a day or two. Thurs night. 1am, K&L streets. Very few girls, and the ones there are ugly. Lots of cops. Two people pulled over and getting searched. Bad times. So on my way out I spot a little hottie on a side road. She hops in and gets real sweet, Crystal. She's strokin my dick and my hand nonstop and says she has a room and suggests we go there. So we do. And she gets us lost. After awhile we're found again and I find myself at a tourist hotel at Spring and 14th. She wants $25 for the room. I'm annoyed as I thought she had a room already. But I pay. Up in the dump of a room she wants way too much. I've already given her way too much but she wants more. I also notice, in the light, that she has a wild outbreak of herpes going on. This should be a $10 Baltimore date. I say fuck it and just tell her to forget it. She wants a ride back. I want some money back considering I've gotten nothing. We don't arrive at an agreement and I just leave. I could have gotten assertive but who needs that in a fleabag ghetto brothel. Bad times. Hell, If I wanted to spend lots of money, only to get bitched at and then not get laid I could have gone out on a normal date. I think it's time for a trip to the block. DC is sucking right now.

Has anyone tried the two places dowtown , one of which is on 11th and G (3f) near the Popeyes?

There also a place near all the construction in the same area near all the t-shirt shops. Anyone heard anything about them?

I called for takeout at Dulles airport to No Limit that advertised in the yellow pages. Requested Alexis who had a very nice pic on the web site.

The girl who showed up was 5-7 years older and by her own account had 4 kids in 5 years, so this pic could have been prior to that. Considering that fact she wasn't all that bad and had a nice personallity as we chatted for a while.

Things changed once the activities started, very bad massage, and lack luster hj as she stared off into space. While she was doing that she informed me no kissing which I was cool with considering so few girls do. After a bit I requested oral service for Jr. and she said she doesn't do that. WTF!!! no BJ??? I said that was unusual and her reply was she doesn't do anything with her mouth.

I requested she hop up on top for cowgirl then, her reply was no how about u come over here on me, and rolled over for mish. I got on and was having some difficulty keeping it going laying on that dead fish. I then requested doggie and she reluctantly agreed. After a couple minutes pumping back there I knew it wasn't happening and got off.

She asked what was wrong and I told her she just wasn't doing it for me and maybe we should stop. She looked confused and I again requested oral service to which she declined saying "many girls don't". I told her maybe many don't but none I've ever met. To that she got up, got dressed, and left.

Overall very bad experiance. Here's a link to thier site and her pic so others can avoid.

http://www.no-limit-escorts.com/pro-details.php?name=Alexis

MyHobby:

Sorry to hear about your experience with No-Limit. Gotta love their name compared to the experience you had.

It's my experience that agencies are about a 50/50 proposition at best, the agencies that advertise in the yellow pages are almost always a rip off.

As with any purchase of a service or item, it pays to shop. Unfortunately, when you are traveling, you don't usually have the time to do the research. This board isn't a good source of info on escorts, unfortunately.

Better luck next time, or maybe more appropriately, don't rely on luck next time.

Cheers!

Following up on My Hobby's report of a bait and switch by No Limit escorts, I surfed over to the URL he provided for Alexis. In the PICTURES she is indeed hot. Too bad the hag that showed up looked like shit and had a terrible attitude to boot. Distressing.

I noticed that the No Limits web site contains this warning to clients:

"Our ladies expect privacy and discretion from us and our clients! We ask that you refrain from mentioning the web sites and photos that you find them on - be it this or another. It does not help anyone to discuss the marketing aspect of our business with the entertainers!"

I've never seen anything like this before on an escort service web site and I was wondering what gives. Is the service purposely using ancient pictures of the escorts and they don't want the clients telling them "Compared to your pictures you look like shit. When when those things taken, 1985?" Or is it that the service lies to the escorts about what they do with their pictures?