The Thick man's News report
Was at Sam's club up by Pine island road and Handcock bridge and I get a text and then a phone call from Jennifer. Holy shit guys, I remember her from boo=koo years ago, now bad Spanish girl with big tits. So I sit down in furniture of course I am not going to buy and have a conversation with her, and her English is like my Spanish LOL. But now the old adage haven't see you in so long blab blab and so on. So she offers me a sensual massage for a price I could no refuse and shit no exaggeration I was there on Handcock Bridge PKY at the address in no time at all. She calls on the phone, to identify my car and I say yes its me. She left the door ajar as I walked in and see Jennifer. Now I hope all of you guys are sitting down, because this is no bull shit. Have you ever fucked a good looking Zombie about 6 foot 2 inches with tits bigger then Egg plans really. Long blonde hair and I mean all in proportion, not fat but big and I mean big in a nice way. What ever the fuck she is saying while I am standing along the bed, I am smiling and showing all 32 white enamels okay some capped who the fuck cares LOL. She asks in a way do you want to lie on your back first and fool around. Fool around is not the work for it, she has this Teddy on and under it I hope a special made bra that holds up those puppies in a nice way. Out comes the egg plants and rubs them on my chest, I almost called E M S to the rescue. But let me tell you guys not for nothing she gives one hell of a blow, and tub. Full service is there without me saying a fucking word. Let me tell you I have one great time not knowing half the time what she is saying, meaning not understanding her dialect.
But action speaks louder then works LOL. Now I don't remember if she got shitty reviews in the past, but I sure as hell got outstanding service for my Dinero Thought you might like to par=take. Ciao fellow mongers.
Gots to agree with the BirdDog
[QUOTE=BigBirdDog;5538280]Not true, Thick, Moby, myself and many others have given her very good reviews in the past. The rub and tug might be YMMV, I don't know, but for many of us there were no boundaries.[/QUOTE]Been with Lu Anne alias what the fuck ever she calls herself. Was at the height of her game years ago before all the shit hit the fan, chopper, jail time etc etc. So now its she found the light or her boyfriend is back and going to beat the shit out of her, like the punching bag she use to be. Guys the body was spot on, and yes gravity and shrinkage comes upon all of us. But some carry it better then others. For her age she is still hot, and if that is all you want is a rub and a tub for that amount of money, its up to you. Why would I want to pay top dollar when I had it for a lot less. Thanks Dog for other info's I got from you and also from me. Ciao fellow mongers.
Just for training purposes
I am just sharing this because it is often a simple way to tell a fake ad. The below link has an ad that has all the fake ad indicators such as, text me (786) 505-0291 in the location field, plus in call, outcall, car date. Yep for real fake.
Just do a google search on some of these TGTBT ads and you'll see famous model, porn stars or other fans only types all over the country.
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Holland, Victoria, Kate, Celeste
Heading down next week, for a week, and was curious about these ladies. Did a search, didn't see any reports.
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Thanks in advance!
Looks good. What's the deal?
[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/a-new-number-for-a-new-blonde/794334371586[/URL] She pops up now and again. Curious. Pics of course may be old. Looking for guidance from senior local members. Thanks.