Since they cut food stamps
[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;1988727]That was Brenda and she didn't flag you down. She got in my car and said she shot the red truck the bird since he is tries to get it for free with you can stay at my place game.
I took Brenda to my spot and put the python out and let her drool all over it and then we went to smackin her tonsils until I creme filled her throat orifice. She did swallow which surprised me but as she usually spits like a foot out the passenger window. She said she needed her vitamins. Either way she was a good girl and it was worth it to me. The whole damage was 20 bucks so you can't complain at that rate.[/QUOTE]The poor, hungry harlot may have needed her pocket python smoothie? I haven't power painted her vixenish vocal cords in quite some time, but your report makes me see the wisdom of seeing her again real soon. Last time I met her at Fulton Pub and she showed me another way to get good head; besides what was poured for me inside. She truly tapped my center barrel and got a nice frothy shot.
I think I may be more suited
[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;1990214]You need to be President of the World. You are a genius![/QUOTE]For a cabinet position such as Secretary of Strumpets. As soon as this hobby is finally legalized here this would become an enormously powerful job. The president's job is too easy these days. He can just sit at his desk and get a top secret BJ while pretending to be doing work. Secretary of Strumpets would work out in the field as they say with his zipper always at half mast. You never know what harebrained hooker you'd meet up with and that would be a challenge.
On another note, this cold weather brings out the creativity of our (re) tarts. I've gotten a bunch of 'I miss you', 'I want to see you' and other bs texts from quite a few of our finer workers. If it stays this cold for much longer, a desperate harlot might even hop in that red pick up you referred to in your other recent post. That would be an act of sheer lunacy, but these trollops ain't the sharpest hoes in the shed. I'd bet that porno dvd would be a groundbreaking story of how not to handle a harlot.
True that and Chrissy & Janelle
I myself and the red pick up drive around in tandem. I notice the red one gets a lot of birds and name calling. He must be a popular one at that. I saw Chrissy this morning walking in the cold. Its hardly imaginable she gets any business with her looks. She used to be a looker at one time.
Janelle is back out and she did a nice blow and go for 20 big ones. No issues or complaints at all.
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;1990431]For a cabinet position such as Secretary of Strumpets. As soon as this hobby is finally legalized here this would become an enormously powerful job. The president's job is too easy these days. He can just sit at his desk and get a top secret BJ while pretending to be doing work. Secretary of Strumpets would work out in the field as they say with his zipper always at half mast. You never know what harebrained hooker you'd meet up with and that would be a challenge.
On another note, this cold weather brings out the creativity of our (re) tarts. I've gotten a bunch of 'I miss you', 'I want to see you' and other bs texts from quite a few of our finer workers. If it stays this cold for much longer, a desperate harlot might even hop in that red pick up you referred to in your other recent post. That would be an act of sheer lunacy, but these trollops ain't the sharpest hoes in the shed. I'd bet that porno dvd would be a groundbreaking story of how not to handle a harlot.[/QUOTE]
She's a good little strumpet
[QUOTE=Lolligagger;1990496]Sucked my cock to a fare thee well last night. The more I'm with her the more she makes the effort to really please me.
I gave her my Grandmothers recipe for Lasagne, If she masters that I'll marry her ass. LOL.[/QUOTE]But you'd better get her while the gettings good because she's got a scarlet why on her sweater. Like the harlot Hester Prynne she's going to be getting her punishment soon. Nathaniel Whorethorne would be proud of little miss muffet spreader Michelle.
Speaking of little; Miss Brianna treated me well today and her puddy was really nice. Felt like my cock was getting squeezed in Chinese finger cuffs. She's another ger 'er done tramp.
Holly is a psychy similar to hope
Met Holly, a WSW in her late 20's, today on 4th. She just delivered her baby and has a saggy boobs and huge stretch mark on her belly. The fat on her belly makes her look like still 4 month pregnant. She keeps telling me she is the pretties girl among St Pete SW and she plans to go back to college. She told me that she deserves 1 for FS. Sounds so similar to Hope.
I told her .4 and she agreed to my spot FS. When started, she started to set up rules and rush me. I tried to make business done, but.
She keeps telling me her times is limited. I got turned off and dropped her off on st.
Will never repeat.
Xx.
Kaci and the sunshine band (4 Peters)
I know some of you had nominated our sweet sunshine Kaci for 2013's coveted 'Strumpet Trumpets' Award, but after my recent visit I would say she is deserving of a bowl bid, but not a bcs title game. I have seen Kaci a few times over the years and I have to say she is one of the nicest Strumpy's I have ever met. She has a sweet smile and beautiful eyes. I picked her up on Haines around dusk on Friday. She was happy to see me and we reminisced about the good ole days of her gobble gobbling my cottage cheese. Her skills are exceptional, but not the best. She does do this thing with her mouth where she gyrates her head in a circle like a dog licking every corner of it's bowl that was pretty cool. Unfortunately, street life is taking its toll. She might be around 26 but looks 36. Her skin is starting to show the battle scars of life in Strumpetville. I have no problem voting her Ms. Cumgeniality though. She is a Gentle soul who seeks wisdom through every squirt of cum that soothes her burning heart.
Medusa has nothing on Hope
[QUOTE=Bajingo;1993427]I have learned that Hope is the kind of WSW that she wants a high dollar all the time. I have partaked in the my car and at my apartment. I use to run into her over by Hess with her handler following. I haven't seen her pimp or handler in awhile so I have no idea if he was smart and found a better making street girl or what.
I saw Hope walking out of Wilsons Bar on 4st and 29th Ave North not to long ago. I saw her walk like a block and got in a car that stopped for her. So he is definitely back to working those lips and body to support her habits. I have found way to many better options to even bother with her. I guess with her name changing which I am sure she does it will confuse the guys that don't know her. Just remember Hope will always talk about us mongers and that we are all putty in her hands. But then tell you that the ones that write bad reviews are to cheap or have never seen her. I guess there's no way her service was lousy or we aren't going to pay for a worn-out dna dumpster.
If we can find a picture of her gleaming mound of venus we could post it as buyer beware![/QUOTE]At least with Medusa legend had it you could look at her via a mirror and not turn to stone. Well miss protein gulper is quite different. First off, she is usually STONED. Then we become mere putty in her hands as she tries to have us overpay. For those who choose to purchase her services there is finally extreme disappointment and no happy ending. Moral of the story is only a dope would patronize Hope. Only fools would play by her rules. Only a dork would give her his pork. Only a chump would give her his stump. It's just an unending unhappy, crappy ending with her period. Just say no to Hope.
Older gal, brunette Stevie Nicks garb
Just took a spin behind Hess and saw a nicer looking older gal all made up with stevie nicks looking outfit on complete with hooker heels and all. She was really aggressive and I was concerned might be a sting with her so obvious. Swung back around and she was gone. Anyone from here get her?
Saw an older blonde walking the back streets by gateway. Passed.