CookyJar's Streetwalker Photos

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]
I am just surprised that an experienced monger like you swallowed it.
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Does anyone else believe, what Supereloquent believes, I believe he thinks that I believe he believes I believe. I can’t believe it. Man! You need to get out more. Have a beer. Relax a little. Get over yourself.

It was a joke. A funny! A wee bit of sarcasm attached to a touch of Ha, Ha, with a little tee, hee, haw; thrown in for good measure.

Mr Voyager got it. I think Fbtom got it. You are the only one who took the wrong road. The serious route. It was a gag, a jest, a play on an idea.

Come to think of it; what Staci actually said was, “CookyJar you are the best that I have ever had. Fbtom was the second best I ever had. And, FreakLikDat was the third Best.” Then I asked, “What about Supereloquent?” She replied, “Who?”

Of cause this could all be moot if Mr Voyager has manager to find either Tiffany-Lynn or Staci-Lynn. Because according to him, he’ll be the best.

Still ROFLMBAS ;)

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Freaklikdat]I haven't seen her out since my encounter [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=971002&postcount=2852[/url][/QUOTE]

"Et tu, Freaklikdat?"

The list continues to grow. I probably wasn’t the last for long. Still she was a great date and I cannot wait to be last (and, the best), again.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Staci-Lynn is sooooo sweet. She was so tight, like a virgin. CookyJar[/QUOTE]

For a “virgin,” this girl really gets around.

Will someone please explain to supereloquent that I am only joking? Neither Staci-Lynn nor Tiffany-Lynn is or was a virgin when I was the last and she told me I was the best.

Oh! God! I crack-me-up. ;)

Still ROTFL

CookyJar


PS: She may not have been a virgin - but that's one tight pussy.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]I don't know why the sudden name change to "Staci-Lynn" and "Tiffany-Lynn" , but, up until a month ago, everyone seems to have known her simply as "Staci," and I specifically recall asking her how it was spelled.
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Dollars to donuts - I bet neither one is her real name. She originally told me her name was Tiffany. On the way back I asked her if she had a stage or street name she’d like me to use in her review. (I was just making conversation.) She said for me to use “Staci-Lynn.” Then she changed her mind and said I could use either one. She wrote them both for me on a card.

Do you want my true opinion? They change names, hair color and appearance for the same reason. They are trying to avoid LE. They change up and use alias to confuse the police. It’s as simple as that. Depending on how long a girl has been out on the streets, she may have two, three or more alias. Sometimes a girl will use a name she thinks is cool, like “Star,” or cute like “Tiffany.” They might combine parts from their real name. It’s all a ploy.

Why we make such a big deal out of a girl’s name remains beyond me.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]

…let's agree to play nice and not sweat the small stuff.[/QUOTE]

I don’t know if you were joking or not. I was.

Most heterosexual males don’t joke about marrying other men. Even so, I went along with the joke. And, I still don’t want to marry you – I have enough wives.

Big chip, little chip, cat in the bag or out – you think way too much of yourself. When I have something to say I say it. Not just about you, not just in your thread. I comment wherever and about whatever I wish. I post in my thread, the streetwalker thread, the general thread and etc, etc and etc. I reply to any post that merits a reply. I try to reply in a gentlemanly manner. Sometimes I try to be funny. So kill me. You’re just not that special. Get over yourself.

Prehaps you forgot this:

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Congrats on #1000. The hunt is the real prize. Think of all of the fun you had getting to 1000. Now double that. Triple it.

Happy continued hunting.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]


I only commented on the pictures you admitted to lying about, after another member caught you in the lie. When I post pictures or reviews out of order I say so before I post them. I don’t change the dates; I don’t lie about the dates. Whenever possible I tell it like it is.

I reply to your post in my thread out of respect for you. Without being asked I put myself in the same position you say you are now in. Even though I think it is ridiculous. If the Admin has placed that restriction on you and thus hampering your ability to make orderly sequenced post, I’ll do the same. (I think it is dumb – but, I’ll do it.)

I enjoy crossing swords with you and I prefer the silly topics. Discussing baseball, who fucked Tiffany best, is harmless. Discussions on pickup techniques, $10 houses and similar serious topics could get someone in trouble.

I don’t flame.

I would say let’s call a truce, but I was never at war. I was last (a couple of weeks ago). I was best. But, I never had anything against you. I will agree to play nice if you’ll agree to stop being such a tight ass. (Don’t take that the wrong way. Loosen up, unpucker and relax a bit.)

[QUOTE=CookyJar] I did want to ask just one more question. If anyone knows of a cute Asian Street Walker, with a nice personality, who works on Kensington Avenue - would you please point her in my direction?

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

On another note: I have been complacent about replying to you recent find, “Kali.” I was searching for the above quote.

I sure hope you remembered and pointed her in my direction.

LOL

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Supereloquent] Like when I jokingly suggested we "get married," and you quoted it out of context and jumped all over it, as if my comment were serious, and I was somehow deranged for making it.

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One more thing and then I will leave the whole thing alone.

I would like to take a vote. How many of you fellow members would have passed up the opportunity to jump all over Supereloquent about his proposal of marriage. In my old neighborhood if a guy slipped up like that he’d never be able to live it down. He’d have to move out of state. Some things are better left unsaid.


ROFLOL


Supereloquent, I know what you meant. You meant well. But, you’ve got to admit you left yourself wide open with that one.


CookyJar

Me thinks this little pizzing contest between these two well-traveled and valuable posters will end when one guy figures out how to take the high road and rises above the comments of the other.

But then again, WDIK?

Monger on!

CL

I vote that the two of you drop it.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]One more thing and then I will leave the whole thing alone.

I would like to take a vote. How many of you fellow members would have passed up the opportunity to jump all over Supereloquent about his proposal of marriage. In my old neighborhood if a guy slipped up like that he'd never be able to live it down. He'd have to move out of state. Some things are better left unsaid.

ROFLOL

Supereloquent, I know what you meant. You meant well. But, you've got to admit you left yourself wide open with that one.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

At least Super didn't propose in coal speak, CJ then there would have been room for concern!!! You two need to put an act together, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Ya'll do keep one laughing, between the two of you, the best threads out there.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love]…take the high road and rises above the comments of the other.
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High Road? Where is that, Jersey? :)

Thanks for the concern. We will likely stop when one or both of us gets something better to do/post.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Mike Sweeney]At least Super didn't propose in coal speak, CJ then there would have been room for concern!!! You two need to put an act together, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Ya'll do keep one laughing, between the two of you, the best threads out there.[/QUOTE]

You lost me, pal. What’s “coal speak?” (Wait! Wait! I think I’m getting it. “Propose in coal speak.” Hmmmmm! Nope! I still don’t get it. What is “coal speak,” some kind of gay thing?)

Oh! Wow! Can I be Martin? I want to be the cool handsome white guy who gets all the pretty women. Supereloquent can be the bubbling idiot, Jerry. Wouldn’t that be a nice twist? Can you imagine a super eloquent guy trying to act like Jerry Lewis?

CookyJar

Personally Cooky, I think you blew the marriage proposal joke way out of proportion. It was obviously a joke and not that big a deal for a hetero guy to make. Simply sarcasm. On the flip side, I think Super took the "I fucked her best" comment a bit too seriously. There was a "LOL" and a ;) after it after all. Neither comment needed to be addressed. Obviously both have to keep your egos in check.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]You lost me, pal. What’s “coal speak?” (Wait! Wait! I think I’m getting it. “Propose in coal speak.” Hmmmmm! Nope! I still don’t get it. What is “coal speak,” some kind of gay thing?)

CookyJar[/QUOTE]


Wait! Oh! Oh! Wait one minute. I googled "coal speak." Hmmmmmm! I still don't get it.

(Actually I do get it. But, Supereloquent couldn't speak, "coal speak," if his life depended on it. Good one Mike.)

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Johnny Stales]...keep your egos in check.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for you imput. You made some very good points.

I knew it was a joke. I never ever thought it was anything other than a joke. That’s why I replied back with a joke. Maybe it’s a cultural thing. Were I come from, in my hood, guys don’t joke like that. Supereloquent suggested that we get married – funny joke. I turned him down because, “I don’t need another wife,” – funnier joke.

On the flip side, I wasn’t even talking to Supereloquent. The “fucked her best,” joke was between Mr Voyager and me. Mr Voyager got it and made a witty reply. Supereloquent took it seriously because the thought that someone might be better than him is no joke. He butted in and got burnt, what’s the big deal, huh?

For me it is not a matter of ego. I’m just having some fun. If it was anyone other than Supereloquent, I would have laid off. He can take it.

CookyJar

Hell, I could not think of one salt and pepper comedy team to put in there, Oh Well Super and CJ have a productive Mermorial Day, and have one for us poor saps stuck at home!!!

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Does anyone else believe, what Supereloquent believes, I believe he thinks that I believe he believes I believe. I can’t believe it.[/QUOTE]

CJ, that is funny. "I can't believe it"!

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Of cause this could all be moot if Mr Voyager has manager to find either Tiffany-Lynn or Staci-Lynn. Because according to him, he’ll be the best.[/QUOTE]

And I am still confident that when I do, I will be the best! LOL