Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

Recently did a binge-massage day in the Waucaonda / Mundelein / Round Lake area. Very odd selection of places, was in a weird mood.

First one was the one next to Ace in Wauconda. That was for the Happy Massage I was looking for and the place is well reviewed. Everytime I've gone, it's been too busy and I didn't wait. Saw Sophie. Cute girl! Not sure her age, but definitely not a granny. She was fun, flirty, let me touch her more or less anywhere. But there was no HE. It was really weird. She didn't even suggest self service. Just a lot of teasing, then "all done". I hate that. Finish the job. The massage quality was very low as well, very weak, not a lot of skill. She was cute and enjoyable personality wise, but that isn't enough. Make the massage really good, or, give a HE. Neither, is unacceptable. Maybe I did something wrong, but not sure what.

Continuing with my strange binge-massage day, I hit up Healthy Foot for the heck of it. Not expecting anything HE related of course. But often times the foot massage places have excellent massage for lower prices, and occasionally cute girls.

Both ladies at this place are very cute (in my opinion) - May, and Jennifer. As you would expect from a foot place no HE is available, but both of them give pretty good massages for not a lot of money.

I'd recommend it if you're looking for Legit massage. The only thing is the location is kinda sorta hard to find. It's on 83 in Mundelein and it's right under the Mundelein water tower.

I saw DaYing last, everyone's seen her at least once. It's been many years. Chinese Grandma working out of her house.

Was sort of fun just for old time's sake, but time hasn't been kind to her, she's aged poorly. Her massage is weak and light, and you are back in your car in 45 minutes for an hour massage. Now I remember why I stopped going to her many years ago.

[QUOTE=BigFallang;3758396]Went there today ST109 first floor.

Had Janet nice bod but no way for any action, she was extremely careful about my hands. I touched her calf and moved my hand slowly. She reacted quickly and kept her distance after that, then moved my hands to my sides when close. Not going to repeat this place, unless I could confirm with the "Mexican" mentioned above. Sweet talk all you want this one won't budge.[/QUOTE]I'm going back thurs to see lynn, I will post after session. Called 2 day she was off.

Weird that Ace didn't work out for ya, maybe they got spooked. Always had good service there.

Daying, holy cow she's got to be close to 70 now?

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3758415]I saw DaYing last, everyone's seen her at least once. It's been many years. Chinese Grandma working out of her house.

Was sort of fun just for old time's sake, but time hasn't been kind to her, she's aged poorly. Her massage is weak and light, and you are back in your car in 45 minutes for an hour massage. Now I remember why I stopped going to her many years ago.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyRob;3759717]Weird that Ace didn't work out for ya, maybe they got spooked. Always had good service there.

Daying, holy cow she's got to be close to 70 now?[/QUOTE]At Ace, it is NOT 100% happy place. There is no lock on the entrance door. It's at least. 50% YMMV.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;3759717]Weird that Ace didn't work out for ya, maybe they got spooked. Always had good service there.

Daying, holy cow she's got to be close to 70 now?[/QUOTE]I'd be surprised if she was below 70. Was kind of a weird experience.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;3759717]Weird that Ace didn't work out for ya, maybe they got spooked. Always had good service there.

Daying, holy cow she's got to be close to 70 now?[/QUOTE]One thing I forgot to mention also, was how the doorbell rang and Sophy was the only person. She went out to talk to Mongers not once, but 5 freaking times during the massage. Super annoying! And I went at like 2 pm, not 5 pm afternoon rush (or at least I thought I was ahead of the rush).

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3760322]I'd be surprised if she was below 70. Was kind of a weird experience.[/QUOTE]I've seen Daying twice, the last time about a year ago. Got the standard finish both times. Is anything more on the table? Not talking FS mind you. Pm me if youd rather.

Yes had Lynn as well and was happy leaving all around nice but yes make sure on first floor that's the place!

[QUOTE=BigFallang;3758396]Went there today ST109 first floor.

Had Janet nice bod but no way for any action, she was extremely careful about my hands. I touched her calf and moved my hand slowly. She reacted quickly and kept her distance after that, then moved my hands to my sides when close. Not going to repeat this place, unless I could confirm with the "Mexican" mentioned above. Sweet talk all you want this one won't budge.[/QUOTE]

Massage was decent and left happy with Lynn but make sure suite 109.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3753711]I was told appoint needed. How was the service? Massage?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rj144;3760613]I've seen Daying twice, the last time about a year ago. Got the standard finish both times. Is anything more on the table? Not talking FS mind you. Pm me if youd rather.[/QUOTE]How can I reach her? Web site? Location?

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3760984]How can I reach her? Web site? Location?[/QUOTE][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/d/chinese-massage-40-for-one/6531355208.html[/URL]

So who's who? BP ads. Pink tank top, yellow tank top, black dress gray hat. Any one of these is confirmed FS?

I'm wondering if anybody here regularly goes to Green Spa. My question is, are Shelley and Linda the same girl? She tells me she has been there for several years, so yes it is possible the name can change four different mongers.

As far as I know the other girls name is Angela, she is The Tubby one with the very round face, don't know if she has aliases. Over on RM there's a lot of reviews on Linda and I am told there are only two girls working there. Deductive reasoning tells me if only two girls work there there and there are at least three names, these girls must change their names for different mongers.

Anyways, my experience there has been good. I have never left unhappy. They do get a little greedy on the tips. Apparently, they feel location is more affluent. Standard finish rates do not apply here.