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[QUOTE=Whateva;2745399]Was going to hobby last night but it was BRICK outside and I turned right the fuck around and it was for a BJ that would have ended the night lovely.

Read your second YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR ASS, I'm not talkin about ya ass hole, I'm talkin about ya whole ass" escapade. ROTFLMAO Part II.

The following crossed my mind:

1 Wouldn't the same providers wash up, dress nice, smell good, and present themselves properly for a job interview? Well why not do the same for a date while working as an escort..

2 A real woman takes pride in her hygiene. No self respecting woman of any age ever wants folks whispering that she has vaginal odor. A real woman rarely has any body odor be it feet, under arms, vagina, hair or bad breath, woman are raised to have all of that on point. Why any woman, especially those on CL and BP would ignore this is beyond my comprehension. SW are outside all day and night, that I understand. A hotel girl has a sink, soap and water, a bath and shower, wash clothes and towels and the freedom to use it as often as she wants. Soap and water, a douche, Summers Eve these are essential for females. Seems like some of the BP and CL want guys to go into K9 pinching their noses or either pulling out a can of Febreeze and then spray while pumping away.

3 When a provider is not washing between dates once or twice a night, that's terrible. I have been to the strip clubs and underground events, where girls take a break freshen up and change outfits. Not this one though. If this provider has been in the game for years and years, then there is no telling how many times she skipped freshening up between dates. Maybe hundreds of times....hello! One time is all it takes! That is why for me, nothing beats a female fresh out the shower, lotioned up with just a towel wrapped around her body.

I change my mind often because I am so skeptical nowadays, and it shit aint correct I am making a U TURN and taking my ass right back to the crib with the quickness, funds in tact for another roll of the dice another day.[/QUOTE]If a provider knew proper interview etiquette they probably wouldn't be a provider on backpage. Providers who are organized, competent etc normally rise in the ranks pretty quickly or charge far more than I could ever justify paying for one nut. I appreciate the services of my ATF's because they manage to offer what I like and don't break the bank but they of course pull the usual "I fell asleep" "Can I get money for rent" BS. I don't expect too much from backpage girls cause hey, they are backpage girls LOL.

If you guys are worried about personal hygiene pay a little more and stop patronizing fast houses and these fly by night escort agencies. Go to a commercial establishment with a bed lights etc. You get what you pay for.

[QUOTE=Sean128;2724380][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/5ospecials7o-puertorican-bbw-big-booty-pure-freak-n-best-skills-ever-hablo-espanol/63392813[/URL]

Has Anybody spent anytime with her?[/QUOTE]I've been seeing her ad for years now. Her pics haven't changed much and neither has her age. She was never a choice of mine due to her pics. The crack of her ass looks kinda dirty to me.

[QUOTE=Steez126;2729880][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-100-real-pictures-foxy-from-miami-50-specials-today-only/69739952[/URL]

Has anyone see this one she looks cute but never seen her before anyone?[/QUOTE]Definitely fake.

[QUOTE=Wockster;2733171][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/warm-w3t-and-ready/68430920[/URL]

I saw this BBW a few times near Gun Hill. Pics are accurate, she was pretty nice at first. Pretty face, a bit thick, huge titties, nice skills at first.

Something happened after a few visits where she only wanted to rush the session which was qv for sure. I asked her to slow up for a minute, she got nasty and went faster and harder. The whole visit was 5 minutes. I left, never to come back. After the first visit or two I thought I had a new regular. Not sure what was going on, but not my problem.[/QUOTE]I had a similar issue with this trick. I text her to see if see was available. She replied with a friendly response. But when I asked if she would consider. 5 for the haft, she exploded with profanity. Needless to say I didn't meet her. For someone as busted as she is, you would think she would have a top notch good attitude. Not this one.

Her photos look good is she real and is she worth it?

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-hot-hot-puerto-rican-girls/62823342[/URL]

[QUOTE=BPAddicted;2748668]I've been seeing her ad for years now. Her pics haven't changed much and neither has her age. She was never a choice of mine due to her pics. The crack of her ass looks kinda dirty to me.[/QUOTE]I gave her a rang a few days ago. When I said "Hey, how's it going", she asked me if I was white (I'm not). But she asked me in a defensive way. I was immediately turned off by that. And when I told her I would be coming from the other side of the river, she snapped and said I only see people around the area. Even if I was close by the her area, I wouldn't bother. Sounds like a rusher with a bad attitude.

[QUOTE=LivingLegend;2748749]Her photos look good is she real and is she worth it?

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-hot-hot-puerto-rican-girls/62823342[/URL][/QUOTE]Girls with who leave out their faces in their photos are 95% fake. It's obvious these are stockphotos. Or should I say stockthotos.

Why don't you just take the plunge instead of asking. I'm sure everyone here took the plunge before. Maybe they hot a homerun or strike out but at least thwy put in the work.

[QUOTE=LivingLegend;2748749]Her photos look good is she real and is she worth it?

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-hot-hot-puerto-rican-girls/62823342[/URL][/QUOTE]

Has a little attitude but the ass is worth it she looks better in person then in pics worth the 50 but she won't let you see totties for a SS but been with her a few times anyways ass just got me.

[QUOTE=LivingLegend;2748749]Her photos look good is she real and is she worth it?

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-hot-hot-puerto-rican-girls/62823342[/URL][/QUOTE]

I've been eyeing her for a while but jsut to scared to take the plunge idk why I know looka to good to be true LOL.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-special-tight-and-sweet-cassie-best-here/70512312[/URL]

[QUOTE=LivingLegend;2748749]Her photos look good is she real and is she worth it?

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-hot-hot-puerto-rican-girls/62823342[/URL][/QUOTE]She's been reviewed on here. Look through the pages. I remember seeing a review of her. Claimed body was real and good bang for the price.

Read a report in another section and decided to give them a try when I had some free time and would be in their area.

Last week I called to set up a visit, was given the rate, the location and the choice of either one of the ladies or both together.

I though I would decide on that when I got there and saw them in the flesh.

Got near and called and was given further instruction, got there and liked what I saw. Two MILFs or GILFs who were Dominican, one was about 5'5" and medium-that was Valery, the other was 5'2" with plump C sups or maybe D cupss and a phat ass for her age. Made me realize I have to start spitting game to these older women on the streets, I mean she was holdinig like a young ass BBW, made me say DAMN, age aint nothing but a number.

Special was two ladies with BBJ for twenty minutes for a reasonable amount of flowers. The location is in the ad, got there by train and bus. The location is huge, clean, discrete and private. The independent ladies handle themselves well and I was satisfied. The highlights were tit sucking and doggie with Lucy. Damn she got a phat ass. Going to find me a MILF or GILF real soon, super market, laundramat, library, malls, here I come LOL. Valery was kissing, nibbling, licking, attention to the boys.

Had a great time and loved their setup and donation, will be back. Ad easy to find on BP Bronx.

[QUOTE=Philosophizer;2749246]Girls with who leave out their faces in their photos are 95% fake. It's obvious these are stockphotos. Or should I say stockthotos.[/QUOTE]Not true my dude, those photos are her. Body is right face is beautiful. A lot of women don't show their faces because they live and are from the Bronx, and NYC. They have families and friends out here and the last thing they want is their Dad or uncle who's on the sites like us shopping for azz to see their little daughter or niece is selling herself. The chics that usually show their faces more than likely didn't grow up in NYC. But this chic, in my opinion was so, so. I wrote a review on her on another site and summed it up saying I felt how you feel when you make a purchase and before you get home you know you're going to return it.

Double action? Sheesh what was the damage?

[QUOTE=Whateva;2750447]Read a report in another section and decided to give them a try when I had some free time and would be in their area.

Last week I called to set up a visit, was given the rate, the location and the choice of either one of the ladies or both together.

I though I would decide on that when I got there and saw them in the flesh.

Got near and called and was given further instruction, got there and liked what I saw. Two MILFs or GILFs who were Dominican, one was about 5'5" and medium-that was Valery, the other was 5'2" with plump C sups or maybe D cupss and a phat ass for her age. Made me realize I have to start spitting game to these older women on the streets, I mean she was holdinig like a young ass BBW, made me say DAMN, age aint nothing but a number.

Special was two ladies with BBJ for twenty minutes for a reasonable amount of flowers. The location is in the ad, got there by train and bus. The location is huge, clean, discrete and private. The independent ladies handle themselves well and I was satisfied. The highlights were tit sucking and doggie with Lucy. Damn she got a phat ass. Going to find me a MILF or GILF real soon, super market, laundramat, library, malls, here I come LOL. Valery was kissing, nibbling, licking, attention to the boys.

Had a great time and loved their setup and donation, will be back. Ad easy to find on BP Bronx.[/QUOTE]