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[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/unrushed-service-with-great-conversation-holiday-specials-35/14433898[/URL]

My first post, so apologies for any "newbie-ness.".

She posts in Detroit and Ann Arbor BP. Prompt responses to texts, any time of day. Later switch to phone call with standard 2-call. She used to work out of notel, but now works out of her apt in Ypsilanti. She is half Puerto Rican half white mid-30's.

Pros: courteous, smart woman, no drama and can hold good conversation, open to experimenting anything suggested. Costumes, vibrators, plugs, ... Watches her health. Vegan, takes care of body and very clean, athletic. Has pretty good biceps. Location safe and clean, easy to find.

Cons: mentioned she used to weigh 300 lb, so now has quite a bit of excess skin (currently 5'6", 120 lb fit); shy of her body, so likes to do things clothed.

Her suggested cost 120 hh, 170 h; negotiable. Offers duos and trios.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-let-kim-rock-your-world-26/11900871[/URL]

Has anyone seen her and what's the scoop.

[QUOTE=FL4807;1976446]I went back before I posted the review and could not find it. Otherwise the link would have been posted. Forgot to mention damage was $ for the half. Total time there was just less than a hour. No rushing.[/QUOTE]If you go to the bodyrub section om BP and put "anyone" in the search box the ad will pop up about the 3rd one down.

[QUOTE=TomTomMan;1976588]Well, Plumber was correct on how Hot she is and her pictures are real, BUT.

As others have stated and found out, NOT a GFE at All. Doesn't even look at you while your pounding that HOT Ass of hers.

Rules, Rude and Very, Very Mechanical. She was taking her clothes off and getting ready before we even had a chance to say Hi.

Just stick it in, get it over with and get out, Oh, don't forget my donation.

Sorry but it must include more than wham, bam, thank you maam, not my cup of Tea at All.[/QUOTE]Thanks TT. Was looking at her post today and thinking WOW, those images are real. You saved me.

[QUOTE=Robage;1976465][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-let-kim-rock-your-world-26/11900871[/URL]

Has anyone seen her and what's the scoop.[/QUOTE]If you google her phone number, you will see some reviews on another site. She has some mixed reviews. Old pics, gained weight, upsell, implants, below average massage. There are some people who thought good value for money. It sounds like a true case of YMMV. Her pics don't do anything for me, so I have passed so far.

[QUOTE=TomTomMan;1976588]Well, Plumber was correct on how Hot she is and her pictures are real, BUT.

As others have stated and found out, NOT a GFE at All. Doesn't even look at you while your pounding that HOT Ass of hers.

Rules, Rude and Very, Very Mechanical. She was taking her clothes off and getting ready before we even had a chance to say Hi.

Just stick it in, get it over with and get out, Oh, don't forget my donation.

Sorry but it must include more than wham, bam, thank you maam, not my cup of Tea at All.[/QUOTE]I'm the kind of guy that doesn't need an SP that wants to kiss and be all GFE with me but its ok if she will do that, and I do prefer a BBBJ to get things going. I just want to go with MY four F club rules. Find them, Feel them Fuck them and Forget them.

[QUOTE=FL4807;1975834]Last Sunday (January 5th) after a frustrating day being out in the weather working off my hangover from the night before I decided to partake in some fun. Jumped on BP and ended up going back a couple of days. Currently her ad is no longer on BP but it was the last one posted on Thursday or Friday in the body rub section. It was a simple ad with no pictures. If I remember correctly it only had one or two lines in it. Something along the lines of, "body rub anyone? Text for a picture." There was a phone number listed. With some quick research I turned up nothing. Figured that with all the snow and other emergency work going on it would be a perfect night to take one for the team. So, I sent her a text asking if there was any availability and for a picture. I got back the simple yes but she was home at the moment. Figured it would be a wash and set my phone down. A couple minutes later I get another picture of her face.

I opened the picture and holy shit. I immediately asked if a hour from then was okay. It was and got a address in the next text. At that point I literally couldn't wipe my ass fast enough to get in the shower.

On the road and off to her place. I used to live in that area on the east side so I was comfortable with going. Inside I was hit with the smell of pot and pleased with my decision to toftt when I got a good look at her. Down to the table we go and clothes off for both of us. I did not try to roam as I was actually enjoying the teasing massage. Didn't honestly think I would make it to the flip. That is a first for me. On the flip I did roam, was a gentleman about it for the record. First impressions are a great thing for second visits. At the end she got me all covered up and I thought it was all over with. Instead a CBJ was the end. I didn't last long at all. I was floored. Usually I a long john limp dick when the cover comes out. She by no means is a amateur it was awesome. Shower some more talking and I was out the door.

Overall, 8.8 out of ten. Spinner body, all of her teeth, great tease and even better finish. I have since found nothing for any sort of review anywhere. Think that I have found a great utr girl. I will find out if its is ok to give her number out to the good johns of the world. I by no means am going to be the one to fuck a good thing up. Pm me if you want other details about location or anything else.[/QUOTE][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rub-anyone-24/14806146[/URL]

I myself am going to save the # and set up something for Sunday night or Monday evening-.

This is Ashlee.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-mature-woman-very-sensual-love-to-hug-and-kiss-38/14091558[/URL]

Here is Jan.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/loves-kissing-big-firm-titties-very-sweet-and-horney-mature-33/6182794[/URL]

If you look at the photos, this looks like the same girl under two different names.

Jan's number also calls up another ad.

[URL]http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/simple-private-especially-yours-white-blonde-bombshell-35/10556345[/URL]

So they probably have the same handler.

[QUOTE=Sincy;1976454] Has pretty good biceps. [/QUOTE]24 inch pythons?

Thanks, Carl. It would be interesting to know if FS is available.

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;1976940][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rub-anyone-24/14806146[/URL]

I myself am going to save the # and set up something for Sunday night or Monday evening-.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1966139]The hot brazilian is still posting, with new pics too. I know people days she's kinda bitchy, but she is probably the hottest woman I've put my weenie in.[/QUOTE]You can get better action with a pocket pussy and a vivid imagination. And save yourself the $$ and the headache.

Had a recent funny run in with that bi-polar poomba. I won't post it here, but guys should not throw money at providers who need an attitude adjustment.

I will say if she could turn her total garbage personality just 30% better, she could bank. Not like I need Miss Congeniality, but I don't need bat shit psycho rage crazy.

[QUOTE=ToolX;1977554]You can get better action with a pocket pussy and a vivid imagination. And save yourself the $$ and the headache.

Had a recent funny run in with that bi-polar poomba. I won't post it here, but guys should not throw money at providers who need an attitude adjustment.

I will say if she could turn her total garbage personality just 30% better, she could bank. Not like I need Miss Congeniality, but I don't need bat shit psycho rage crazy.[/QUOTE]Sometimes a pocket pussy is the better alternative.

[QUOTE=ArmySexy77;1977151]This is Ashlee.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-mature-woman-very-sensual-love-to-hug-and-kiss-38/14091558[/URL]

Here is Jan.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/loves-kissing-big-firm-titties-very-sweet-and-horney-mature-33/6182794[/URL]

If you look at the photos, this looks like the same girl under two different names.

Jan's number also calls up another ad.

[URL]http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/simple-private-especially-yours-white-blonde-bombshell-35/10556345[/URL]

So they probably have the same handler.[/QUOTE]I don't know if the last two are running with the same handler, but the top two ladies are different. I've seen the first one out and about in my area, and she is actually a sweet lady. The second one is known in my circles for being a little cuckoo, but the pictures are accurate and she has nice boobies.

[QUOTE=Calvin77;1977366]Thanks, Carl. It would be interesting to know if FS is available.[/QUOTE]Asked her location was 16 and gratiot but still haven't seen a pic...anyone?

[QUOTE=SAM4077;1978255]Asked her location was 16 and gratiot but still haven't seen a pic...anyone?[/QUOTE]Have tried reaching her for three days. No response.

[QUOTE=Gorillamask;1978076]I don't know if the last two are running with the same handler, but the top two ladies are different. I've seen the first one out and about in my area, and she is actually a sweet lady. The second one is known in my circles for being a little cuckoo, but the pictures are accurate and she has nice boobies.[/QUOTE]What is the rates for the first one? It is just they do look separated at birth.

[QUOTE=ArmySexy77;1978597]What is the rates for the first one? It is just they do look separated at birth.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure about either's rates. I don't see them like that. I just see them as they're working. The first one looks about 30-35. The second one looks 40 ish. She'd be alright if you have a MILF or mommy fantasy or something, though.

[QUOTE=ArmySexy77;1978057]Sometimes a pocket pussy is the better alternative.[/QUOTE]Sandpaper is a better alternative for this girl. Don't get me wrong, crazy can be fun, but not this kind of crazy. I don't blame guys for wanting to see her for the body, the face is not smoking hot imo, but you got to walk on egg shells and just nod and agree with everything she says, as one slip up can send her down the psycho express.

There are some hard bodies guys can find without the headache, and I strongly advise it until the Queen of Brazil changes her attitude. Money, and the lack of money, speak volumes. Plus my radar tells me there another work at play here.

Imo, she will never change because she thinks she is perfect, and if I had to weigh risk vs reward, it isn't worth it. So be safe out there gents.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shea-and-dezerea-we-are-horny-and-waiting-for-you-22/14862396[/URL]

Went to see Dezerea tonight, she is the 3rd pic on the ad, possibly the first pic from a few years ago. Very cute girl, nice perky large bees small cees. Went an apartment in Waterford. The place was in good shape but the bedroom we used was not, it was in disarray. Got donation and LE check out of the way, chatted for a few, then down to business. Started out with a decent to good BBBJ for a few minutes then she climbed up on my lap and rode me for a few. Stood up while carrying her and laid her down, daty for a few minutes, then mish to the finish.

Total damage was $ for the half. If I had grabbed extra cash, I probably would of tipped her .2. I have to warn anyone who is thinking about seeing her, she is / was a cutter. There were scars on her arms, legs, and on her abdomen. She is a very sweet girl and I honestly think she is fairly new to this as she did not know some of the hobby lingo like donations, was very submissive, ect. Her friend in the ad was actually more attractive in person then she was in the pics.

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[QUOTE=JohnWise;1975243]Are you sure you don't need to use Google Image? I just have a hard time believing that [B]Kalee Carroll[/B] went from being a model / porn chick to posting $99 dollar FH (full hour) specials on BP.

I check out the USASG link and that member said "Stay clear of this one," nothing about being the girl in the pic's. Are you saying that you met her or just seen a few posts that said she was real?

I also did a Google search on the number in the BP Frederic, MD link. There are 2 reviews on TER that say the pic's are fake and 3 on NR that say the pic's were fake or shit service. Something tells me that every escort / escort ad out there is using [B]Kalee Carroll[/B] modeling pic's, but maybe I'm wrong.

[URL]http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/863065/kalee_carroll.html[/URL]

[URL]http://www.jerseygirls.net/soloseries/soloseries14.html[/URL]

[URL]http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/1494481/Very-Sexy-Blonde-in-Lingerie[/URL]

[URL]http://expic.net/2013/02/03/37448/erotic/[/URL][/QUOTE]There was at least 3 reports on this girl from members of this website in the Baltimore area, saying it was the girl in the pics but don't bother because she is a total ripoff. The 99.00 got you in the door but any sex was more. After reading the bad reviews, I was never going to see her, so I never did an image search. If I was going to meet a BP girl, I would do number, and pic search.

My experience with "Kim" was many months ago.

Pics are her. But not recent.

She is older (which can be OK) and she is slender ... Bolt-ons (decent, but not great) ... And blonde wig (actually a brunette, says she gets more calls "as a blonde".

Everything covered ... Disappointing & rushed service ... But did get the job done.

Want to recall its was $ for HH.

Will not repeat.

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Link.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-this-beautiful-snow-angel-make-you-winter-time-blues-go-away-26/10780632[/URL]

[QUOTE=ToolX;1977554]You can get better action with a pocket pussy and a vivid imagination. And save yourself the $$ and the headache.

Had a recent funny run in with that bi-polar poomba. I won't post it here, but guys should not throw money at providers who need an attitude adjustment.

I will say if she could turn her total garbage personality just 30% better, she could bank. Not like I need Miss Congeniality, but I don't need bat shit psycho rage crazy.[/QUOTE]I'm not good with psycho women either. I agree that the pics are hot but based on the reviews here, there's no way I'd see her. A beautiful woman with a poor attitude and bad personality makes her an ugly woman. I'd much rather have an average looking provider with a wonderful personality and good attitude any day.

[QUOTE=JohnWise;1976736]So then the pic's are fake right? Because I don't see any "excess skin" in the pic's in her ad.

[B]PS. Welcome to the site, it's nice to see a newbie post a review or two before asking the same damn "any info" first post question. Looking forward to reading more of your review/posts.[/B][/QUOTE]Sorry for my late reply; and thank you for the warm welcome.

Yes. Pics are fake. I tried tin-eye and google images, but could not get any info; so I decided to text and see... SP is "legit," no upsell, care for safety (everything covered; as a matter of fact, really checking to see if the cover is good. Exp date, etc). However, not for your eyes, ... Nor mine.

[QUOTE=Tractorman;1979200]My experience with "Kim" was many months ago.

Pics are her. But not recent.

She is older (which can be OK) and she is slender ... Bolt-ons (decent, but not great) ... And blonde wig (actually a brunette, says she gets more calls "as a blonde".

Everything covered ... Disappointing & rushed service ... But did get the job done.

Want to recall its was $ for HH.

Will not repeat.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]296130[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]296130[/ATTACH].

Link.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-this-beautiful-snow-angel-make-you-winter-time-blues-go-away-26/10780632[/URL][/QUOTE]A brunette? Interesting. Swear to God, I read 10 reviews of her and they are all over the map, its true, YMMV!

My experiences with Kim were when she was a blonde.

She was a very sweet girl to me. The first time, I went for a HJ but she upsold me to FS which was fine. She did BBBJ with me which was ok, Avg BJ skillset but sometimes that's all I need! Every other time was fine too, she was fun and relaxed around me.

She is not the SP for HJ in spite of her body rub ads but BJ and FS is fine.

I am not a fan of her place therefore I don't partake anymore but if she was in a better place I would again.

I saw a posting for Kylie Haze, tried to get a bold of her many times...she is with a big group that was in Madison Heights and is now in Livonia, finally got an answer by her "Assistant" calling me so I made a date Saturday mid afternoon...got to the location and called for the number, .no Kylie just her assistant says she is in the shower who seemed to be very nice, she gives me the room umber so I head up...talked to a Paige decent bod who told me to come in...couldn't hear the shower then, this Mandy chick with red scraggly hair that definitely hadn't showered told me that Kylie was busy and she would take care of me and told me she was much better and wanted $ for a half (really rough, picked face lots of tracks. I asked when Kylie would be ready and wanted to wait...she started yelling and crying then the Pimp a 6' 250 black guy rushes through the door and tells me he is tired of his girls getting f'd with and wouldn't listen about Kylie grabbed me and pulled out a gun and demanded money...I had a Franklin and 3 ones and gave it to Hm and got the hell out of there. They called this guy "the"When I was safely gone I called Kylie's number a few times then Paige answered and apologized, said it wasn't her and this "the" and Kylie had got into it and her and another girl turned up missing and she was scared herself. So stay away I'd love to get my money and this Pimp...any one that is thinking about this group stay away..the others that may have got robbed..you have a vigilante partner.

BE SAFE and if anyone knows of Kylie's whereabouts I just would like to know if she is OK.

[QUOTE=BbLover;1966813]Saw kylie last week for half hr for 80. She's has a very friendly attitude & totally gets into the date & teases you a lot with that booty. Also she's def not a clock watcher as we went around an hr & I only asked and paid for half. She's very sensual, GFE, dfk, daty, multiple cfs. Def seeing her again soon.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wouldnt-you-like-adult-star-kylie-haze-for-x-mas-25/14680751[/URL][/QUOTE]

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/german-beauty-on-duty-24/14498419[/URL]

Dreamt of this one the other morning. 2 calls she works with a cpl others.

She is the one in pics, room was clean, BBBJ, hesitant daty, asain cg, mish, doggy, not GFE.

Not full GFE but close, neck and ear nibling by her was nice touch. $.50 for hour unrushed.

Can someone guide me to some reviews of these girls. I am having trouble searching. Are they recommended. Have heard good things but just want to make sure before I take the plunge.

[QUOTE=Other;1957896][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-hot-hot-by-far-the-bestloves-kissing-26/14514337[/URL]

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Not Her. What you get is a foot shorter, 30 lbs heavier and 10 years older. Tries to hide it with a darkened room and a robe.

No, I didn't go through with it.[/QUOTE]Ol' Miss Bait & Switch is back. Beware.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/simply-the-best-sexy-miss-alexis-100-real-28/10555948[/URL]

I actually made a mistake thinking this was another ASAP with very similar name and looks.

Pleasant on phone, standard 2-call. She is the person in photos, although photos look a bit better. (Is that a common trend?) legit, everything covered. Quiet but pleasant, no rush. Motel in Canton near fwy. Clean body, but teeth looked bit bad.

Met up with this girl [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-cutie-waiting-for-your-call-80-specials-available-now-21/14870794.[/URL] Pic's are her. Laid back, cute smile. BBBJ, then FS. Ready to do anything that I wanted. Hot body, a little baby damage (not bad), perfect Be's. Will repeat.