Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;1976765]Yeah, it's just a matter of time, especially if she's on opiates and gets dope sick. Still, it's hard to get over an SW playing hard to get. I was like "really?" I mean, the point of this mongering shit is to cut to the chase. She actually said "I know you only want me for one thing." I mean what else is an addict who has no ambitions of reforming good for? At least the one I fell in love with was trying to make changes. I don't know the first thing about this strumpet, just as she knows nothing about me?
If only she knew my mongering history which stretches across three continents, all up and down the east coast and as far west as Lawton, Oklahoma. I've mongered in Amsterdam but Frankfurt has to be tops in the Western hemisphere, at least back before Germany went to the Euro. I've fucked working girls of too many nationalities to count so to be rejected by some strung out SW when I was once accustomed to some of the best BP and CL had to offer. But as always, your words ring with truth Mr. Rammer.

MFP[/QUOTE]You might want to consider getting together a resume with photos of some of the finer ladies you've pounded. Perhaps that would whet her appetite and get her strumpet juices flowing? What will she do next; make us fill out an application and do a live interview? Some of these wonderful bawdy ladies never cease to amaze me with their skewed mindsets. Could it be that she's been cast to play Turquoise in Fox's new reality show: Real Strumpets of Haines Road? Stay tuned for further news on this floozy. Her day is coming and then she'll be pleading for your pocket python and $20. It won't be long.

I rolled down 4th Street this PM rush hour and found nothing. Absolutely nothing. Crossing over to 34th via 5th, I saw nothing on that avenue. On 34th, I spotted a blonde going northbound near the Sunoco. After far too much time-wasting on her part, she finally got in and I immediately regretted it. She was a total Momet: good from far, but far from good. Closer inspection revealed that "Mercedes" was an advanced middle-ager with a lot of miles on her odometer. I extricated myself as gracefully as I could, claiming it to be a recon mission. If you want the digits of a broken old lady with a body that looks passable at 40 mph, hit me up.

I moved on to 33rd behind the Hess and drove past an absolutely gorgeous young brunette going from the houses behind that establishment towards 34th. Dark grey yoga pants could not hide what looked to be an exquisite ass, her lighter grey top showing a fine set of tits, and a really pretty face framed by medium length dark brown hair. This chick was drop-dead beautiful, an though she might not have been a SW I'd love to find out for certain. Unfortunately, I lost track of her in my attempts to circle around and she escaped. If any of you scooped this lass (it was about 5:20, near the Hess) please enlighten us about this goddess.

I was getting discouraged so I dialed up Cupcake aka Allie's number, whom I met some time ago. She got the job done well, I thought, when we first met and I desperately needed to defile some lady's mouth. As a bonus, I hear she and Bobbi Sue--whom I've never met--share a number so I might get a new surprise. Instead of those two, however, "Desiree" answered on the other end. She was clearly drunk or flying, but expressed interest in getting together. Her time frame for today wasn't going to work, but I asked for some pics and suggested maybe tomorrow would work. She said she'd think about it, but I hobby ears anything back yet. I didn't realize until after I hung up that I can't receive picture messages. Duh.

I'm bursting at the seams by this point and head back south on 34th. I saw Carmen, that no-good gutter trash, at about 34th and 8th. No thanks. But, on the opposite side of the street I spot a youngish looking blonde parked at the SE corner of 34th/8th. I park down the side street and she gets in. It's Carly, a southern gal around 5'5"/115 I'd say. Quick LEO check and away we go to a spot we both know. She claims .4$ is the rate, at which I laugh and say we know that ain't true. We settle for .3$ with swallow, which I consider acceptable. She goes to work with intensity, and while it's not the best BBBJ I've ever had (as she claimed it would be) it is pretty damn good indeed. She can't DT the yogurt slinger, but makes a game effort marked by great eye contact. She asks for a warning before I blow, so ever the gentleman I do indeed when the time comes a few minutes later. Sure enough, she catches like a total sweetheart. Off we go to return her where I found her, and she's a good conversationalist as we go. It's the same SOB story we've all heard before, but she's not tweaking and I don't see evidence of medical abuse. She's chatty but no overly so, and stresses she's no addict. True or not I don't know, but I wouldn't rule it out. No phone for her at the moment, but she said to look for her at the same corner at sundown or walking to the nearby McD's.

Good luck y'all, and safe mongering.

[QUOTE=Kmach;1976801]I rolled down 4th Street this PM rush hour and found nothing. Absolutely nothing. Crossing over to 34th via 5th, I saw nothing on that avenue. On 34th, I spotted a blonde going northbound near the Sunoco. After far too much time-wasting on her part, she finally got in and I immediately regretted it. She was a total Momet: good from far, but far from good. Closer inspection revealed that "Mercedes" was an advanced middle-ager with a lot of miles on her odometer. I extricated myself as gracefully as I could, claiming it to be a recon mission. If you want the digits of a broken old lady with a body that looks passable at 40 mph, hit me up.

I moved on to 33rd behind the Hess and drove past an absolutely gorgeous young brunette going from the houses behind that establishment towards 34th. Dark grey yoga pants could not hide what looked to be an exquisite ass, her lighter grey top showing a fine set of tits, and a really pretty face framed by medium length dark brown hair. This chick was drop-dead beautiful, an though she might not have been a SW I'd love to find out for certain. Unfortunately, I lost track of her in my attempts to circle around and she escaped. If any of you scooped this lass (it was about 5:20, near the Hess) please enlighten us about this goddess.

I was getting discouraged so I dialed up Cupcake aka Allie's number, whom I met some time ago. She got the job done well, I thought, when we first met and I desperately needed to defile some lady's mouth. As a bonus, I hear she and Bobbi Sue--whom I've never met--share a number so I might get a new surprise. Instead of those two, however, "Desiree" answered on the other end. She was clearly drunk or flying, but expressed interest in getting together. Her time frame for today wasn't going to work, but I asked for some pics and suggested maybe tomorrow would work. She said she'd think about it, but I hobby ears anything back yet. I didn't realize until after I hung up that I can't receive picture messages. Duh.

I'm bursting at the seams by this point and head back south on 34th. I saw Carmen, that no-good gutter trash, at about 34th and 8th. No thanks. But, on the opposite side of the street I spot a youngish looking blonde parked at the SE corner of 34th/8th. I park down the side street and she gets in. It's Carly, a southern gal around 5'5"/115 I'd say. Quick LEO check and away we go to a spot we both know. She claims .4$ is the rate, at which I laugh and say we know that ain't true. We settle for .3$ with swallow, which I consider acceptable. She goes to work with intensity, and while it's not the best BBBJ I've ever had (as she claimed it would be) it is pretty damn good indeed. She can't DT the yogurt slinger, but makes a game effort marked by great eye contact. She asks for a warning before I blow, so ever the gentleman I do indeed when the time comes a few minutes later. Sure enough, she catches like a total sweetheart. Off we go to return her where I found her, and she's a good conversationalist as we go. It's the same SOB story we've all heard before, but she's not tweaking and I don't see evidence of medical abuse. She's chatty but no overly so, and stresses she's no addict. True or not I don't know, but I wouldn't rule it out. No phone for her at the moment, but she said to look for her at the same corner at sundown or walking to the nearby McD's.

Good luck y'all, and safe mongering.[/QUOTE]Hi Buddy, I lost cupcake digits, because the guy said she is not living there anymore. I went to her old place she told me and she has moved out. Could you please give me her new digits now?

Thanks in advance.

XX.

Are any of the BSWs around 35th St & 1st Ave and real girls or are they ALL sporting something extra under their skirts?

Sometimes I get a taste for darker girls, but I've been chicken to pick any up for fear of finding a sausage.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;1977130]Are any of the BSWs around 35th St & 1st Ave and real girls or are they ALL sporting something extra under their skirts?

Sometimes I get a taste for darker girls, but I've been chicken to pick any up for fear of finding a sausage.[/QUOTE]I hear ya! I would love to sample some dark chocolate but over here in Tampa, there are too many questionable female BSW. The only thing I can recommend is to hunt when it's day time or when it's still enough light out to see what you are getting. Even then, be extra careful and make a brief convo with them like asking for such and such info on a SW-make shit up. That way. At least you can hear them talk and see if it's an authentic female BSW or a replica of a female BSW! LMAO.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;1977130]Are any of the BSWs around 35th St & 1st Ave and real girls or are they ALL sporting something extra under their skirts?

Sometimes I get a taste for darker girls, but I've been chicken to pick any up for fear of finding a sausage.[/QUOTE]Actually I haven't seen any 'surprise' packages in the area lately... Sometimes I'll conduct routine sweeps... Believe the issue is nowhere near as Tampa. I think their donut eaters deliberately target SWs so the lady boys can rule the streets.

If you're willing to venture just further south you'll find plenty of real BSWs close to 15th Ave and 34th. However, the bountiful area.

For BSWs I'm aware of 4th Street S just South of 22nd Ave. A few years back there was a nice clutch of black strumpets mostly in their early to mid 20's... One named J-Lo comes to mind but I hear she's out of circulation. Of course, I've reported on Martha. A fellow monger has informed me her phone was off.

I know a nice little one named Brianna (not the ghetto ass white preggo one) provides phenomenal service for cheap rates. A true spinner. She has an Obama phone so she can only text at the moment. She lives off 34th on 14th Ave S and she gives an incredible BBBJ. She's a nice girl and I can share digits but like I said you will have to text her for now.

MFP.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;1976797]You might want to consider getting together a resume with photos of some of the finer ladies you've pounded. Perhaps that would whet her appetite and get her strumpet juices flowing? What will she do next; make us fill out an application and do a live interview? Some of these wonderful bawdy ladies never cease to amaze me with their skewed mindsets. Could it be that she's been cast to play Turquoise in Fox's new reality show: Real Strumpets of Haines Road? Stay tuned for further news on this floozy. Her day is coming and then she'll be pleading for your pocket python and $20. It won't be long.[/QUOTE]Yes, right now she is the apex predator of SWs, the great white monger eater, but before long she will a bottom feeder begging for morsels like the other piglets at my trough. Trust me, I will remember her insolence when I finally cut her down to size with my strumpet sword. I will slash away and even as she begs for mercy I will continue to severely punish her. The strumpet queen will soonfeel the wrath of the monger king!

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;1977237]Yes, right now she is the apex predator of SWs, the great white monger eater, but before long she will a bottom feeder begging for morsels like the other piglets at my trough. Trust me, I will remember her insolence when I finally cut her down to size with my strumpet sword. I will slash away and even as she begs for mercy I will continue to severely punish her. The strumpet queen will soonfeel the wrath of the monger king![/QUOTE]Tempts helpless mongers with her incredible charms and leads us to unfulfilled climax. She's riding high at present, but before long we'll have our way with her tasty azz. Her days on top are almost over and she'll be milking our trouser trumpets for every last drop of protein. Laced juice with gusto. I've never had the pleasure of being rejected by her yet, but hopefully I will soon? LOL!

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;1977233]Actually I haven't seen any 'surprise' packages in the area lately... Sometimes I'll conduct routine sweeps... Believe the issue is nowhere near as Tampa. I think their donut eaters deliberately target SWs so the lady boys can rule the streets.

If you're willing to venture just further south you'll find plenty of real BSWs close to 15th Ave and 34th. However, the bountiful area.

For BSWs I'm aware of 4th Street S just South of 22nd Ave. A few years back there was a nice clutch of black strumpets mostly in their early to mid 20's... One named J-Lo comes to mind but I hear she's out of circulation. Of course, I've reported on Martha. A fellow monger has informed me her phone was off.

I know a nice little one named Brianna (not the ghetto ass white preggo one) provides phenomenal service for cheap rates. A true spinner. She has an Obama phone so she can only text at the moment. She lives off 34th on 14th Ave S and she gives an incredible BBBJ. She's a nice girl and I can share digits but like I said you will have to text her for now.

MFP.[/QUOTE]The area south of 22 d ave S on and west of 4th St continues to be the place for those who love chocolate. Biggest problem is, none of these girls have working digits. Best cruise time is 5-9 pm. After 9, there's nothing there but trouble. Bonnie (5'2", 110 early 20's) gives decent service (hates CG & reverse CG) and "Aimee with an I" (20,5'6" 115) is my favorite.

Happy HOing,

LM.

[QUOTE=TheLovemuscle;1977419]The area south of 22 d ave S on and west of 4th St continues to be the place for those who love chocolate. Biggest problem is, none of these girls have working digits. Best cruise time is 5-9 pm. After 9, there's nothing there but trouble. Bonnie (5'2", 110 early 20's) gives decent service (hates CG & reverse CG) and "Aimee with an I" (20,5'6" 115) is my favorite.

Happy HOing,

LM.[/QUOTE]Seems as if the vet BSWs have retired or are out of circulation... I recall one from a year back. Her names escapes me but she was from Providence Rhode Island. She was sweet piece of chocolate ass and titties with a personality to match. I'm sure some chocolate loving monger must know who I'm talking about.

This is Jazz, I would give my left nut to see her again. This is the only photo I saved, the link I had is no longer valid.

If you can help this sad puppy dog monger find her, I will be forever grateful!

Check my post #5923 for full details.

[QUOTE=MarkKenny;1977684]This is Jazz, I would give my left nut to see her again. This is the only photo I saved, the link I had is no longer valid.

If you can help this sad puppy dog monger find her, I will be forever grateful!

Check my post #5923 for full details.[/QUOTE]Really seems to have gotten a hold of you with that tasty tart. I recommend you hunt pussy like the world is going to end tomorrow. Then, when the world doesn't end, keep repeating and you'll forget that lying, 2 bit trollop. He who ends up with the most pussy wins. Follow the rainbow to the ultimate nut and repeat again. Ditto.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;1977233]Actually I haven't seen any 'surprise' packages in the area lately...[/QUOTE]Actually, I saw two last night that almost certainly had a surprise package. They seem to be walking the brick streets around 36th St and & 1st Ave N. I actually think a couple of them are living in a house right at that corner. The run between 5th Ave N and & 1st Ave N on 34th, 35th, and 36th St is where I'm concerned about finding the surprises. (Hint, most of you know about the 35th St run, but the talent does venture back into the brick streets up to 36th St from time to time). That area seems less active than it was in years past though. I think the addition of the Walmart, the rebuild of the gas station, and the remodeling of a couple of the apartment building back there has taken it's toll on the talent hanging out there. Not to say it's dead, but that area used to be an almost sure thing a few years ago.

I've ventured down to the 22nd Ave and & 4th St areas before and never seen anything even remotely cute... Maybe I've just been unlucky... At least you can be reasonably certain that they have the right plumbing down there though.

[QUOTE=TheLovemuscle;1977419]The area south of 22 d ave S on and west of 4th St continues to be the place for those who love chocolate. Biggest problem is, none of these girls have working digits. Best cruise time is 5-9 pm. After 9, there's nothing there but trouble. Bonnie (5'2", 110 early 20's) gives decent service (hates CG & reverse CG) and "Aimee with an I" (20,5'6" 115) is my favorite.

Happy HOing,

LM.[/QUOTE]West of 4th up to what street? 9th? Are they roaming around all through that area?

Be careful at the corner of 9th and 22nd S. That gas station can be bad news.

I saw Cupcake a while back and she had some sores on her mouth that would cause me to keep my dick quite far away from her tongue. Has all that cleared up? Do any of you know what that was? If she's got something I could catch, I don't care how cute or good of a 3 hole provider she is, I'll steer clear... Anyone?

P.S. Cupcake knows about this forum by the way... She was asking me about it and I played dumb. Some of you guys talk too much.

P.P.S. Saw NGH today while out running errands. I have no words. She's been running the streets for 10+ years and she gets uglier by the minute. I don't see how anyone was banging her 10 years ago, let alone now! Yuck!

Looking through pics and I believe we had a meeting 20 years ago back in the days of my well younger days. Really was a pretty decent dream if my memory serves me right. Wow what a blast from the past. Just wanted to share. Stay safe amigo.

[QUOTE=MarkKenny;1977684]This is Jazz, I would give my left nut to see her again. This is the only photo I saved, the link I had is no longer valid.

If you can help this sad puppy dog monger find her, I will be forever grateful!

Check my post #5923 for full details.[/QUOTE]She isn't going to be on the stroll for a bit. When you do contact her, as a heads up so you don't let your guard down, her boyfriend (one of those DB's) is bummed that he hasn't talked to her either. He is also very fond of her.

My fellow mongers,

If Strumpet City ever decides to open a An Academy of Strumpetry then I nominate Ms. Becky as head instructor. I found this strumpet close to the 4th Street S Mc D's just north or 18th Ave. Ms. Becky is probably in her early 50's and she uses all of her years of strumpetry to provide maximum monger satisfaction. For a mere 10 spot I received what has to be the best BBBJ of my life. I mean that. I am a full service type of monger. I rarely settle for a BBBJ, but in spite of my above average length, Ms. Becky (and that is her name, Rebecca) swallowed my shaft nice and easy. For a 10 more all holes were available to me and even though I could haveswung it as I eased my strumpet trumpet to the back of her throat I had no thought of parting with any more of my hard earned funds.

Ms. Becky is is the essence of professionalism. A blonde WSW with a southern personality as smooth and sweet as maple syrup. These up and coming strumpets could learn a lot from her in terms of etiquette. Although she is far from the easiest on the eyes, at around five foot 2, a few extra pounds and missing teeth, I would take her over any of the younger strumpets I have encountered during my relatively short stay in Saint Strumpetsburg. I would definitely repeat for the BBBJ alone, but I am anxious to sample the other holes. I would love to brand her with my fire poker and leave my initials tattooed just above her ta-ta, better yet pooper-shooter which is usually not a priority of mine. My name is Mr. Fire Poker and I approve this message.

MFP.

Anyone with INTEL and digits for Ashley.

Usually resides in the Hess / US 19 area between 38th and and 30th and?

Please PM and I can provide trade digits for other providers.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;1978032]Actually, I saw two last night that almost certainly had a surprise package. They seem to be walking the brick streets around 36th St and & 1st Ave N. I actually think a couple of them are living in a house right at that corner. The run between 5th Ave N and & 1st Ave N on 34th, 35th, and 36th St is where I'm concerned about finding the surprises. (Hint, most of you know about the 35th St run, but the talent does venture back into the brick streets up to 36th St from time to time). That area seems less active than it was in years past though. I think the addition of the Walmart, the rebuild of the gas station, and the remodeling of a couple of the apartment building back there has taken it's toll on the talent hanging out there. Not to say it's dead, but that area used to be an almost sure thing a few years ago.

I've ventured down to the 22nd Ave and & 4th St areas before and never seen anything even remotely cute... Maybe I've just been unlucky... At least you can be reasonably certain that they have the right plumbing down there though.[/QUOTE]I have been seeing SW's or should I say strumpets farther west on 9th ave and, even west of the library. Today (1/11), this probably won't post for a couple of days, I saw an older gal in a flowered dress and high heel shoes, giving the look at passer bys. She had on lots of make up, especially lipstick. I didn't have time to loop back, but surely somebody else saw her too. This gal was almost to the fire station at 49th.

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;1978657]I have been seeing SW's or should I say strumpets farther west on 9th ave and, even west of the library. Today (1/11), this probably won't post for a couple of days, I saw an older gal in a flowered dress and high heel shoes, giving the look at passer bys. She had on lots of make up, especially lipstick. I didn't have time to loop back, but surely somebody else saw her too. This gal was almost to the fire station at 49th.[/QUOTE]Just like the earliest settlers in the New World, our fine strumpets are migrating westward from the 34th Street shores. Scooped Jessica a few days ago very close to the main library and have seen others in that general vicinity. I think some are probably trying to avoid the 34th le presence, but also there are some strumpet-friendly pharmacists just west of the library as well.

Hey all. Been a long time since I posted last. Sorry for being selfish.

Around 3:00 this morning was out and about and decided to do the 34th St. Shuffle. Over by the Day's Inn (7th or whatever) Came across this little blond, looked kind of cute, wearing shorts and a baggy sweatshirt. Briana (sp?) got in. Asked for .3 for BBJCIM. She agreed to .2 to start (even though she kept gripping about it). Not horrible but really not worth it. Okay, I'm dumb apparently. I didn't notice till half was through that she's eight months pregnant. She continued but just wasn't worth it. I felt bad for her added .05 and called it a day.

After not finishing I was still looking. Over by Pizza Hut found Jennifer. Not little. Looks road hard and put away dry, if you know what I mean. She got in but once I saw her close up I just dropped her off.

So far I have noticed I am losing my eyesight and my marbles.

North of the hump. Deciding to call it a morning... On 51st I find Katelyn (sp? Okay, here's something nice. 19 yo, 5'5", about 110 lbs, big brown eyes. Really adorable except for the picking. I went around the block and picked her up. We went to a spot I know and she asked for .3 for BBJCIM. I told her I could donate .2 unless it was worth it. I got a sample and decided it may be worth .3. While she's working she lets me finger her. This is the point when I decided that as good as she was doing I had to have her. Offered .2 more for FS and she agreed. She is worth it. Noises aren't fantastic but she was receptive and I loved looking into her eyes. When I came she had me so worked up I'm surprised it took so long. She was worth it. I keep saying I will stop mongering. But I do think I'll have to see her again but next time will be in a bed of my choosing.

Finally, I got a chance to meet this possum skinning, hillbilly cheerleadering, cum sucking Crimson Tide. Wow, I know there has been some disparaging reports on her recently, but I must have caught her on a good morning. Found her strolling by the Cactus. Kept getting out scooped, but like a patient fisherman, I parked myself at the Sam's parking lot across from Publix and finally found her getting dropped off. I picked up and we went to my spot. I told her I understand she has some competition. She looked at me not fully understanding. I said that I heard she is pretty good, but that I have been with the best (Amanda). She stopped me and with her beautiful puppy dog eyes and pouty lips said that I was wrong because she was voted number one. I had to chuckle a bit because I remember another brother's report indicating she said the same thing. I then aired out my antenna and watched her get to her knees and tell me that she really slobbers a lot. I smiled as I watched her do something that made the pubes off my ass stand to attention. She was fantastic. I asked her if I could shoot my cottage cheese all over her face. As I erupted, she giggled as she was jacking my vomiting cack all over her cheeks and chin. I was trying my best to glue her eyes shut, but she was in control at that point. Great experience. I still vote Amanda number one, but damn Bobbi Sue is a very close second. Has any mongers ever done a double with both these cack suckin Hall of Famer's? By the way, we need to come up with a UsaSg secret hand sign or something. Every time I am trolling and stuck at a light, I look at the car next to me and wonder if it's a fellow hunter. Every time I get out scooped, I always hope that it's one of you guys having some fun!

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;1978657]I have been seeing SW's or should I say strumpets farther west on 9th ave and, even west of the library. Today (1/11), this probably won't post for a couple of days, I saw an older gal in a flowered dress and high heel shoes, giving the look at passer bys. She had on lots of make up, especially lipstick. I didn't have time to loop back, but surely somebody else saw her too. This gal was almost to the fire station at 49th.[/QUOTE]Another term for working girl, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!" . And that is todays history lesson.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;1978037]I saw Cupcake a while back and she had some sores on her mouth that would cause me to keep my dick quite far away from her tongue. Has all that cleared up? Do any of you know what that was? If she's got something I could catch, I don't care how cute or good of a 3 hole provider she is, I'll steer clear... Anyone?

P.S. Cupcake knows about this forum by the way... She was asking me about it and I played dumb. Some of you guys talk too much.

P.P.S. Saw NGH today while out running errands. I have no words. She's been running the streets for 10+ years and she gets uglier by the minute. I don't see how anyone was banging her 10 years ago, let alone now! Yuck![/QUOTE]I have been with her a few times the last few weeks, and so far my dick is still there. She has been picking at it way too much.

It's way more dangerous taking a shit at a Walmarts bathroom.

LOL, Jimmy funny you mention secret handshake for us mongers.

I remember watching a SW walking south down 4th just before 77th, I figured I would loop back and park at Walgreens for a good look when she walked by on the sidewalk. I pulled in and parked facing 4th. I looked over to my right and there was another monger waiting. I looked to my left there were 2 more mongers sitting and watching her come down the sidewalk. As soon as she passed the driveway it was like a NASCAR, all of us leaving the pit stop at the same time! It was hysterical!

Here is my tip of the day:

Any monger can do this to double up your fun, you could bring your favorite SW to a couples swingers club and swap them out for someone else's wife or girlfriend, now that's a bang for your buck!

Or bring them to your favorite strip joint, strippers LOVE couples! You'll get more stripper attention that way and can get a better deal for "services" How you ask? Simply put if their prices are too inflated for a BBBJ or FS in the VIP room, tell them why would I pay you this amount of $ $ when I brought a chick that does it for cheaper? You now have a bargaining chip.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;1979789]I have been with her a few times the last few weeks, and so far my dick is still there. She has been picking at it way too much.

It's way more dangerous taking a shit at a Walmarts bathroom.[/QUOTE]I have had the ocassion to spend time with a number of face picking hussys and also am no worse for the wear. I know some of these workers look as if they face-butted a badazz porcupine, but they can still safely perform their duties. More and more of our finest bawds seem to be stricken with this excoriation disorder. There appears to be a fairly strong correlation between excoriation and things like OCD, other psychiatric disorders and drug misuse. Fortunately, their abilities to please our pocket pythons are not encumbered. These ladies merely have a situation in which they can't seem to stop picking the shit out of their faces, and sometimes other parts of their body as well.

Definitely stay the hell away from WalMarts bathrooms! That's the best advice I've heard in a long time:

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[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;1979623]Finally, I got a chance to meet this possum skinning, hillbilly cheerleadering, cum sucking Crimson Tide. Wow, I know there has been some disparaging reports on her recently, but I must have caught her on a good morning. Found her strolling by the Cactus. Kept getting out scooped, but like a patient fisherman, I parked myself at the Sam's parking lot across from Publix and finally found her getting dropped off. I picked up and we went to my spot. I told her I understand she has some competition. She looked at me not fully understanding. I said that I heard she is pretty good, but that I have been with the best (Amanda). She stopped me and with her beautiful puppy dog eyes and pouty lips said that I was wrong because she was voted number one. I had to chuckle a bit because I remember another brother's report indicating she said the same thing. I then aired out my antenna and watched her get to her knees and tell me that she really slobbers a lot. I smiled as I watched her do something that made the pubes off my ass stand to attention. She was fantastic. I asked her if I could shoot my cottage cheese all over her face. As I erupted, she giggled as she was jacking my vomiting cack all over her cheeks and chin. I was trying my best to glue her eyes shut, but she was in control at that point. Great experience. I still vote Amanda number one, but damn Bobbi Sue is a very close second. Has any mongers ever done a double with both these cack suckin Hall of Famer's? By the way, we need to come up with a UsaSg secret hand sign or something. Every time I am trolling and stuck at a light, I look at the car next to me and wonder if it's a fellow hunter. Every time I get out scooped, I always hope that it's one of you guys having some fun![/QUOTE]This bawd of the bayou has learned that she'll get more bees (mongers) with honey, and she' a reformed worker. It's really great to see that she's on her A game and working hard to be #1. If she keeps it up she may reach sweet little Amanda's plateau as top tart of the bay area?? I wish more of our workers would follow this lady's example and step it up!

[QUOTE=MarkKenny;1979872]LOL, Jimmy funny you mention secret handshake for us mongers.

I remember watching a SW walking south down 4th just before 77th, I figured I would loop back and park at Walgreens for a good look when she walked by on the sidewalk. I pulled in and parked facing 4th. I looked over to my right and there was another monger waiting. I looked to my left there were 2 more mongers sitting and watching her come down the sidewalk. As soon as she passed the driveway it was like a NASCAR, all of us leaving the pit stop at the same time! It was hysterical!

Here is my tip of the day:

Any monger can do this to double up your fun, you could bring your favorite SW to a couples swingers club and swap them out for someone else's wife or girlfriend, now that's a bang for your buck!

Or bring them to your favorite strip joint, strippers LOVE couples! You'll get more stripper attention that way and can get a better deal for "services" How you ask? Simply put if their prices are too inflated for a BBBJ or FS in the VIP room, tell them why would I pay you this amount of $ $ when I brought a chick that does it for cheaper? You now have a bargaining chip.[/QUOTE]I have a girl in Tampa who sometimes will go to Fantasyland. It's been a fun time in the past since I get her for the standard rate and then get to play with other couples as well.

Okay so I saw Ashley a few days ago. She told me all about this website. How guys are arguing about her. My take, she is cute saggy boobs, but is a little on fatside. Asks for 50 bucks for a blow. Says she gets 100 4 full service. I paid 75 just to see her cards. Rush me entire time. No real efforts made. Has a prima donna attitude. Just sits there during full service. Looks get an 8, price gets a 2, performance gets a 2,attitude gets a 2, overall value gets a 3. I would not bother to see her again.

[QUOTE=BillySea;1980704]Okay so I saw Ashley a few days ago. She told me all about this website. How guys are arguing about her. My take, she is cute saggy boobs, but is a little on fatside. Asks for 50 bucks for a blow. Says she gets 100 4 full service. I paid 75 just to see her cards. Rush me entire time. No real efforts made. Has a prima donna attitude. Just sits there during full service. Looks get an 8, price gets a 2, performance gets a 2,attitude gets a 2, overall value gets a 3. I would not bother to see her again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this report. It just goes to show that looks and performance often have an inverse relationship in the world of mongering. I had just spoke to her at the GW before coming home to this report. She informed me she's sharing a room with her ex-bf so she couldn't use it. I was prepared to see her later in the week in spite of the high number she threw out. Every once in a while I've met a gorgeous SW such as Tampa's Daisy whose performance and attitude are commensurate to her looks, but more often than not (perhaps due to anticipation and unrealistic expectations) the prettiest strumpets disappoint. Plus once you become a regular or the mega hot new girl becomes just another SW, her price drops faster than her looks, likewise her panties.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;1980281]I have had the ocassion to spend time with a number of face picking hussys and also am no worse for the wear. I know some of these workers look as if they face-butted a badazz porcupine, but they can still safely perform their duties. More and more of our finest bawds seem to be stricken with this excoriation disorder. There appears to be a fairly strong correlation between excoriation and things like OCD, other psychiatric disorders and drug misuse. Fortunately, their abilities to please our pocket pythons are not encumbered. These ladies merely have a situation in which they can't seem to stop picking the shit out of their faces, and sometimes other parts of their body as well.

Definitely stay the hell away from WalMarts bathrooms! That's the best advice I've heard in a long time:

[URL]https://www.google.com/search?q=walmartians&client=firefox-a&hs=s19&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=np&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=k0bUUtnKILfMsQSDoYLIDw&ved=0CDgQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=605[/URL][/QUOTE]That was funny as hell, I still think that the ugliest people on earth can be found every weekend at the wagon wheel flea market in Largo.

[QUOTE=BillySea;1980704]Okay so I saw Ashley a few days ago. She told me all about this website. How guys are arguing about her. My take, she is cute saggy boobs, but is a little on fatside. Asks for 50 bucks for a blow. Says she gets 100 4 full service. I paid 75 just to see her cards. Rush me entire time. No real efforts made. Has a prima donna attitude. Just sits there during full service. Looks get an 8, price gets a 2, performance gets a 2,attitude gets a 2, overall value gets a 3. I would not bother to see her again.[/QUOTE]In my opinion, saggy boobs SW can only get .2 for BBBJ and .4 for FS for maximum donation if their attitude is good. Otherwise, I don't repeat those SW at all.

Xx.

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;1981023]In my opinion, saggy boobs SW can only get .2 for BBBJ and .4 for FS for maximum donation if their attitude is good. Otherwise, I don't repeat those SW at all.

Xx.[/QUOTE]I think you might like the nice firm melons of Valerie. She's a bit over-weight, but has a nice attitude and excellent upper body structure. I prefer my tarts to be like Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, but sometimes I do play with pot bellied pigs?

When she was taking care of herself, Char had nice boobs as well.

If you like chocolate, little spinner Brianna has nice little boobs and a tight azzed body.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;1980901]That was funny as hell, I still think that the ugliest people on earth can be found every weekend at the wagon wheel flea market in Largo.[/QUOTE]You've definitely got a point because you can find the weirdest abominable sub-humans there most every weekend. It really is about as entertaining as the circus freak show, but they ain't got no trapeze?

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Finally, I got permit from Faith to post some pictures of her.

Hope you guys like it.

Xx.

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;1981733]Finally, I got permit from Faith to post some pictures of her.

Hope you guys like it.

Xx.[/QUOTE]

Nice. Where does one find this cute little number?

Met a lass called Valerie behind BK. Have been with her a few times, saggy boobs, belly & butt, but always had a happy ending. Anyways met up with her again for a smile but this time got the " I'm sick can you help me please ill make it up to you " story. Well I'm there so like a FOOL I gave her the money for her meds hopping this would help by putting a smile on her face & an even bigger smile on mine. Well I was wrong. She went in the front door & out the back. Just a heads ups on this one, she's not to be trusted. (unless its just me trying to SAH the never mind).

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;1981733]Finally, I got permit from Faith to post some pictures of her.

Hope you guys like it.

Xx.[/QUOTE]Oh yea. Man I don't know about why'all but I love me women like that yes where can she be located.?

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;1981733]Finally, I got permit from Faith to post some pictures of her.

Hope you guys like it.

Xx.[/QUOTE]Very cute, nice find.