Massage Parlor Reports

"Green horn", guess you are my first student of 2021 ! You should have been in control, your money, your time, your massage. You should have got up, stopped her, told her, WTF! I'm a regular,(20+) Piss poor service, massage, started to dress, walk, no tip, no house fee, money back!

Why go 50 minutes? Bad massage, no services, no name of AMP? Now complain? Fuck that!

Told her I will post on USA! Name, store, won't be back!

Until Bro's stand up, "WTF", no more, you will get this half ass service for your hard earned money, no matter how many times your there!

Now go do your home work, fuck one tonight, for extra credit!

Professor Drk.

[QUOTE=DiomedesX;5146190]OK, Penn Hills regulars, I need some insight. Went to my go-to spot tonight and had my first major letdown. Got there around 8:30 pm and received a very boring and repetitive massage from mamasan, complete with a behind-the-high-school-bleachers-quality HE. The hour ended up being a charitable 50 minutes. The whole thing blew right past mediocre and well into ripoff territory.

I've hit some bum deals before, but never at this location in 20+ visits, so it came as a surprise. I'm normally leaving the place both very sore and very satisfied after an hour with my normal favorite, the younger girl who's usually there earlier in the day (I've forgotten her name).

So. Was this just a fluke? Chalk it up to an off night? Or did I get what's expected for showing up late night on a weekday? Is there some monger wisdom that my greenhorn ass doesn't know about yet, like knowing to avoid the Tuesday night burger special because the restaurant gets their meat orders in on Wednesday mornings?[/QUOTE]What spot? There's a few in Penn Hills, maybe four if the one on Old William Penn by apartments. If you mean next to McDonald's. Mamasan always say busy even if lot is empty or she running the place tight now.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;5147106]"Green horn", guess you are my first student of 2021 ! You should have been in control, your money, your time, your massage. You should have got up, stopped her, told her, WTF! I'm a regular,(20+) Piss poor service, massage, started to dress, walk, no tip, no house fee, money back!

Why go 50 minutes? Bad massage, no services, no name of AMP? Now complain? Fuck that!

Told her I will post on USA! Name, store, won't be back!

Until Bro's stand up, "WTF", no more, you will get this half ass service for your hard earned money, no matter how many times your there!

Now go do your home work, fuck one tonight, for extra credit!

Professor Drk.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your advice Drk. Even us seasoned mongers need to hear this advice too.

[QUOTE=FunLuvNgyy;5145972]Why not just ask your doc for a prescription? Generic Viagra is about fifty cents per standard 50 mg pill.[/QUOTE]I'm paying a little over $1 a pill for 50 mg. Doc said to cut it in half. 25 mg works fine for me.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;5147106]"Green horn", guess you are my first student of 2021 ! You should have been in control, your money, your time, your massage. You should have got up, stopped her, told her, WTF! I'm a regular,(20+) Piss poor service, massage, started to dress, walk, no tip, no house fee, money back!

Why go 50 minutes? Bad massage, no services, no name of AMP? Now complain? Fuck that!

Told her I will post on USA! Name, store, won't be back!

Until Bro's stand up, "WTF", no more, you will get this half ass service for your hard earned money, no matter how many times your there!

Now go do your home work, fuck one tonight, for extra credit!

Professor Drk.[/QUOTE]Drk! You're goin in hard on 2021! #Nomorenonsense 2021! I would have just told the mamasan that I wasn't really feeling this. And then tell her a date and time I would be back. When you went back, if it still didn't go well, I would have done it the dark way. I feel everyone is entitled to a bad day. We have very high expectations but if 1 of 20 is bad. I got to give them the benefit of the doubt.

[QUOTE=Nezzz;5152719]Drk! You're goin in hard on 2021! #Nomorenonsense 2021! I would have just told the mamasan that I wasn't really feeling this. And then tell her a date and time I would be back. When you went back, if it still didn't go well, I would have done it the dark way. I feel everyone is entitled to a bad day. We have very high expectations but if 1 of 20 is bad. I got to give them the benefit of the doubt.[/QUOTE]Ya, maybe?

" Come back, Honey more next time, better next time, new girl for you, 2 girls next time for you, your number 1 cum back" , fuck that BS. I've heard it to many times over the years!

"Date, time", that's a joke, right? As they send your hard earned money back to" Rice land, for no pussy?

Humm, "off day", Nezzz, Ya, tell your boss that?

Went to Cindy's again, met a new young one named Lili but she didn't want to play. Excellent massage but that is not the only thing I'm going there for.

Rub and tug only.

[QUOTE=TomServo037;5134787]These places Rub and tug or FS. I looking for newer places than sky and tiger.[/QUOTE]

Am I the only one with covid exposure concerns?

I have no problem wearing a mask but I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette LOL.

[QUOTE=Greatness7;5161719]Am I the only one with covid exposure concerns?

I have no problem wearing a mask but I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette LOL.[/QUOTE]Friend, why, have USA post been low? Why no talk? Why no new post on any boards? Why AMPs closing, girls going back to NY?

I, for one have stayed home for almost 350 days, without new, old pussy!

Concerned?

Dark.

Found this unnamed place on Rt 8, a little north of 228 east, next to the Vocelli Pizza.

Nice place, very clean and comfortable. Two younger ladies, 30's, solid 7 or 8, thin w / small boobs and tight ass.

Thankfully asked for a medium massage, there were a few times I thought she'd leave black and blue marks.

Anyway, tried an up sale for 90 min and asked if I wanted 4 hands. Declined both but thought about 90 min because of the massage.

On the flip she spent about 5 min massaging the area before she turned her attention to junior.

Tried to get a name but her english wasn't very good.

Would recommend if you're traveling to or from Butler.

Hee Hee! Some o' you lads surely make me laugh like a crazy bird at your hobby tales and what-not. Surely takes me back to me first visit to a house of ill reputes. When I was a young joey, maybe age ten or so, I rode me three-wheeled "tryke" over to a massage joint on the back end of Bourke Street.

The chubby smiling House-mum opened the door and looked down at me. She then asked me what I wanted there. I then told her that I came to see what all the station cowboys and silver miners always visited for. And had me-self NO IDEA what it was. The House-mum smiled and asked me how much money I had to spend there. I fished into me pocket and handed her a twenny cent piece. She then took the coin and reached under her robe and rubbed it down-below. She then waved the coin under me nose and asked if it smelled nice. And I yelled back "Crikey! Good thing I onley brought one coin. I don't think I could handle a full dollar's worth!

[QUOTE=Huntrdog64;5163037]Found this unnamed place on Rt 8, a little north of 228 east, next to the Vocelli Pizza.

Nice place, very clean and comfortable. Two younger ladies, 30's, solid 7 or 8, thin w / small boobs and tight ass.

Thankfully asked for a medium massage, there were a few times I thought she'd leave black and blue marks.

Anyway, tried an up sale for 90 min and asked if I wanted 4 hands. Declined both but thought about 90 min because of the massage.

On the flip she spent about 5 min massaging the area before she turned her attention to junior.

Tried to get a name but her english wasn't very good.

Would recommend if you're traveling to or from Butler.[/QUOTE]I drive by here a lot, and always thought it would be a good prospect since it's open until 10 pm. What was the damage $$?

Also, FS or just HE?

Side note, does Kyoto have anyone but Sasha these days?

[QUOTE=TurdHand;5166362]I drive by here a lot, and always thought it would be a good prospect since it's open until 10 pm. What was the damage $$?

Also, FS or just HE?

Side note, does Kyoto have anyone but Sasha these days?[/QUOTE]6 for an hour, . 9 for 90 minutes. I liked the massage so I gave. 5 tip. Really worked the back, not so much the legs.

Asked if I wanted to go for 90 min and if I wanted 4 hands.

First time there so only HE.

Looking to take my first dip into the waters of AMPs. Wife won't let me play in her playground anymore. Blah, blah, blah. You guys know the song and dance.

Anyway, there are 4 AMPs within about 2 blocks of each other on Babcock, which is convenient to my house. Looking for any recommendations from the all knowing board on which one, if any is worthwhile.

I'm in my 30's and pretty fit, so would prefer a provider of similar age, but I am open minded.

I'll be sure to post a report of my visit to help out the next guy.