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It has taken a few hours but I think I am now ready to share my experience about Serene AMP. First off this may not be worded the right way but I want to get my point across to all my friends out there. Ok I went to get my tire fixed and the guy said it would be about an hour. I see a sign for the place right up the hill so I figured why not give them a shot. I tried to find a review for the place before going but saw nothing. I thought what the hell I'm a trooper so I will give it a shot. Went in and the lady there well lets just say not what I was expecting. Not very nice to look at. Upfront cost was 7. Then I went down the hall and the room had a bed on the floor. Yes my first thought was maybe FS was offered. Got underessed not table shower available there so strike 1. I'm laying there and it comes in the room, I mean she I think at this point its unclear. She asks medium or hard? Well I just wanted to relax so medium it is. She starts with the oil and not a bad start then the forearms come into play ok a little harder than I wanted but not bad. She works the back and legs. She goes back to massaging the back now there is elbow power. 10 minutes of this. At this point I think this ***** is trying to knead dough for bread. I'm telling her to be a little more gentle. Neck she starts doing some wierd stuff and kike pinching the hell out of my back. That torcher finally ended which is good because at this point I'm thinking maybe I should end this. I hear her get more oil soi I am thinking its time for something gentle. Hell no. She puts the oil on my back then starts punching my spine all the way down. Now I am not talki9 ng light hits I'm talking Mike tyson trying to kill someone. Then she starts with kidney shots. This isn't the UFC you crazy *****. Here is the part about being unsure about what it was. She sits on my legs and starts rubbing my back. Her crouch comes up to my back side and I swear it felt like she was knocking at my back door with a night stick. Finally the flip. By this time I am all but ready to run naked from the place. Lets get this over with. She starts the same horible massage on the front then points to my friend asking about massaging him. She already tired to kill me so I am not letting her touch him. She tired for a tip so I gave her 2 and got the hell out. All I can think is if that was a medium massage then hard would involve a lead pipe and broken knee caps. I think she was an enforcer for the mob or something. I will never return there again. I was barely able to walk down the little hill so I could drag myself into my truck and make a get away.

Does anyone know what happen to Cheri or if she's still around?

[QUOTE=Freakzilla;4898137]It has taken a few hours but I think I am now ready to share my experience about Serene AMP. First off this may not be worded the right way but I want to get my point across to all my friends out there. Ok I went to get my tire fixed and the guy said it would be about an hour. I see a sign for the place right up the hill so I figured why not give them a shot. I tried to find a review for the place before going but saw nothing. I thought what the hell I'm a trooper so I will give it a shot. Went in and the lady there well lets just say not what I was expecting. Not very nice to look at. Upfront cost was 7. Then I went down the hall and the room had a bed on the floor. Yes my first thought was maybe FS was offered. Got underessed not table shower available there so strike 1. I'm laying there and it comes in the room, I mean she I think at this point its unclear. She asks medium or hard? Well I just wanted to relax so medium it is. She starts with the oil and not a bad start then the forearms come into play ok a little harder than I wanted but not bad. She works the back and legs. She goes back to massaging the back now there is elbow power. 10 minutes of this. At this point I think this ***** is trying to knead dough for bread. I'm telling her to be a little more gentle. Neck she starts doing some wierd stuff and kike pinching the hell out of my back. That torcher finally ended which is good because at this point I'm thinking maybe I should end this. I hear her get more oil soi I am thinking its time for something gentle. Hell no. She puts the oil on my back then starts punching my spine all the way down. Now I am not talki9 ng light hits I'm talking Mike tyson trying to kill someone. Then she starts with kidney shots. This isn't the UFC you crazy *****. Here is the part about being unsure about what it was. She sits on my legs and starts rubbing my back. Her crouch comes up to my back side and I swear it felt like she was knocking at my back door with a night stick. Finally the flip. By this time I am all but ready to run naked from the place. Lets get this over with. She starts the same horible massage on the front then points to my friend asking about massaging him. She already tired to kill me so I am not letting her touch him. She tired for a tip so I gave her 2 and got the hell out. All I can think is if that was a medium massage then hard would involve a lead pipe and broken knee caps. I think she was an enforcer for the mob or something. I will never return there again. I was barely able to walk down the little hill so I could drag myself into my truck and make a get away.[/QUOTE]Damn man. You really TOFTT! I read this and I have to admit, it made me laugh because of the mental picture you painted. Hahaha! You know it's pretty bad when she gets close to the little head and you want to run out the door! I figured the least I could do is thank you for TOFTT and reporting back. Take care brother!

She hasn't responded to any of my texts in quite awhile. I know she went through a pretty rough patch when her mother died. Maybe she moved back to Cali.

[QUOTE=JerryJingle;4899298]Does anyone know what happen to Cheri or if she's still around?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Freakzilla;4898137]It has taken a few hours but I think I am now ready to share my experience about Serene AMP. First off this may not be worded the right way but I want to get my point across to all my friends out there. Ok I went to get my tire fixed and the guy said it would be about an hour. I see a sign for the place right up the hill so I figured why not give them a shot. I tried to find a review for the place before going but saw nothing. I thought what the hell I'm a trooper so I will give it a shot. Went in and the lady there well lets just say not what I was expecting. Not very nice to look at. Upfront cost was 7. Then I went down the hall and the room had a bed on the floor. Yes my first thought was maybe FS was offered. Got underessed not table shower available there so strike 1. I'm laying there and it comes in the room, I mean she I think at this point its unclear. She asks medium or hard? Well I just wanted to relax so medium it is. She starts with the oil and not a bad start then the forearms come into play ok a little harder than I wanted but not bad. She works the back and legs. She goes back to massaging the back now there is elbow power. 10 minutes of this. At this point I think this ***** is trying to knead dough for bread. I'm telling her to be a little more gentle. Neck she starts doing some wierd stuff and kike pinching the hell out of my back. That torcher finally ended which is good because at this point I'm thinking maybe I should end this. I hear her get more oil soi I am thinking its time for something gentle. Hell no. She puts the oil on my back then starts punching my spine all the way down. Now I am not talki9 ng light hits I'm talking Mike tyson trying to kill someone. Then she starts with kidney shots. This isn't the UFC you crazy *****. Here is the part about being unsure about what it was. She sits on my legs and starts rubbing my back. Her crouch comes up to my back side and I swear it felt like she was knocking at my back door with a night stick. Finally the flip. By this time I am all but ready to run naked from the place. Lets get this over with. She starts the same horible massage on the front then points to my friend asking about massaging him. She already tired to kill me so I am not letting her touch him. She tired for a tip so I gave her 2 and got the hell out. All I can think is if that was a medium massage then hard would involve a lead pipe and broken knee caps. I think she was an enforcer for the mob or something. I will never return there again. I was barely able to walk down the little hill so I could drag myself into my truck and make a get away.[/QUOTE]So where is the Serene AMP or did you mean Serenity?

[QUOTE=DustyTrail;4900462]So where is the Serene AMP or did you mean Serenity?[/QUOTE]There is a place called Serene Asian Spa locates off W Jefferson I believe he was referring to.

[QUOTE=SilverFox9;4900370]She hasn't responded to any of my texts in quite awhile. I know she went through a pretty rough patch when her mother died. Maybe she moved back to Cali.[/QUOTE]I wondered the same. That's sucks, she was awesome. Thanks for the reply fox.

So I see Annie at Bright Day is a possibility, but then you may get the picker. Anyone know of any others that all UTC roaming?

Thanks.

Jessica at Serenity has always been open to UTC roaming on top.

[QUOTE=JPleasure260;4902410]So I see Annie at Bright Day is a possibility, but then you may get the picker. Anyone know of any others that all UTC roaming?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]UTC at Elegant.

[QUOTE=Cook72;4902537]UTC at Elegant.[/QUOTE]Thanks! Went once a year ago it was great but didn't get that. Probably the best looking provider was there of the AMPs I've been to. A name?

Want it all? Its the place t b and the area. Nice older w bolt ons body z hot. And Shez a sweetheart. Table shower, huge plus. Was a Super hot day, duckt and for fun. Shower was refreshing. Right to it. I like her body, short and soft w biguns. But I'm a bit oldr too. Covered "all the way". But it was good. Got my shot, was way relaxed and coold off when I left. Mammsan gits 2. 2 and your off to enjoy your youself completely. About every othr month, or as I'm passn through I drop in an say hello. You should too.

[QUOTE=LuvTBStroked;4902816]Want it all? Its the place t b and the area. Nice older w bolt ons body z hot. And Shez a sweetheart. Table shower, huge plus. Was a Super hot day, duckt and for fun. Shower was refreshing. Right to it. I like her body, short and soft w biguns. But I'm a bit oldr too. Covered "all the way". But it was good. Got my shot, was way relaxed and coold off when I left. Mammsan gits 2. 2 and your off to enjoy your youself completely. About every othr month, or as I'm passn through I drop in an say hello. You should too.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the insight. So you're saying that total damages are 2. 2. So is the breakdown 1 for the house and 1. 2 for The extra services?

[QUOTE=LikesToPlay74;4903042]Thanks for the insight. So you're saying that total damages are 2. 2. So is the breakdown 1 for the house and 1. 2 for The extra services?[/QUOTE]I've had. 8 to mamasan and 1. 2 to the lady. So I'm guessing just give the 2/2. 2 to mamasan and she'll make it happen. I've been twice with 2. 0 being total.

[QUOTE=JPleasure260;4902578]Thanks! Went once a year ago it was great but didn't get that. Probably the best looking provider was there of the AMPs I've been to. A name?[/QUOTE]A year or two ago Mary was there and she was pretty good looking a great rack and fun, she has not been there in a long time though. I'll send you a PM with more info.