2000-2004 Archived Reports

Dallas: AMP-lovers paradise

To me, this is the best town for AMPs. DC has been a contender until lately. If anyone is going to Dallas and wants some tips, let me know.

Thin Gentlmon,
You have the reicipe, just write a report that will help us out. And yes, you will recieve a PM from me if my travel agency business ever gets me to Dallas... ;)

Robux,
What search function? Just RTFF you newbie...

A Thai wife? You twisted pervert - using the W word on this forum! Sicko. And this from the person nominated as the most perverted man on the planet (I personally think I will only get honorable mention, you are much more relatively twisted than I).

OTOH, I was thinking of about 20-30 temporary Thai girlfriends-I believe that is more natural somehow.

I took it to mean endearing :D

MB,
I can be contained best by a horny female. Send two just to be sure! :D

LoveLOS

LL,

Actually sounds like Robux is trying to make his pervsion a bit more relative. :) If I had wanted a Thai wife, I would have brought one back at Unlce's expense. Of course, she'd be ready for a replacement (or two) by now.

LoveLos,

Thanks for keeping track of all the AMP reports. You said that there has not been an up-date on Royal Spa. Went to Happiness today. Didn't realize that Royal Sap was two doors down the street. After a very good visit to Happiness, I walked up to the door at Royal Spa. The door was locked, but the buzzer was on the door and lit. The place has no sign or any sign on life from the outside.

Crazy Dick,

"So many AMP's, so little time, so little money"

I will be in the Alexandria area in a week or so and would like some info on fs possibilities for Alexandria area.

I have been to the AMP's in DC but may not have a chance to get into DC.

Tried Downtown the last few times and left not as happy as I had grown accustomed, so I decided to give Supra a shot.

I drew Yumi whom I believe I have read about before. She is cute and rather petite, yet I didn't like how her tits looked after she dropped her top. Rather small and droopy.

The TS was pretty good with the proper time and effort and the massage was nice as well with nice hard pressure like I like it. I liked her attitude as well, she treated me well.

However, when the main event came around she was a tad bit aggressive. I can enjoy an aggressive woman on occasion, yet when she was in cowgirl and bouncing on Mr. Happy, I was rather concerned he may slip out and I would have been in a world of hurt. Thankfully he didn't. We moved on to mish and I finished her up in doggie where I returned the favor and pounded her pretty good.

Overall, I was a little disappointed in that I have not had a stellar AMP experience the last few times I have made it to DC. I am sure I will keep trying as Mr. Happy usually controls the brain after a while.

I went mongering on Sunday night/Monday morning around 0300. There were enough attractive girls available on the >15th street loop, but I wasn't in the mood for expensive pussy.

Eventually some skanks started showing up near O and 11. I settled on one skank who, somehow, talked me into a half and half in the car for $40. I said, no, I wanted a BJ. She broke out a condom. I said, no, I see the Swallows come back to Capistrano on that section of the block for a $20. She said that she used to work at the higher end part of town, how she isn't welcoime there anymore, how she has six kids, how she had her last kid 3 weeks ago (and, no, she isn't even milking....) Somehow I agreed to pay her another $20 to just look at her pussy. Blowing into a trench coat is generally not what I want from some oral but, who knows, maybe she was protecting me from something she knew.

Overall, the Baltimore block is more fun, if for no other reason than the girls are ready, willing, and able. Finishing the mood off with some $20 BBBJCIM skank near Pigtown just completes the moment. But then again, that's my thoughts.

Spent some time at Downtown on Sunday. Saw Jackie, who is not my type. She has highlights, fake rack, many hours in the tanning booth. Nothing wrong with her. Just not what I was looking for. I like younger more natural looking girls. Oh, she also had too much perfume on too.

Has anyone been in the very small room at Downtown? It doesn't even have a chair in the room because there is no room. There is a poster on the wall that says something like "Mom is another word for love" and it has a floral border. Seemed out of place.

I noticed that a woman at Downtown (not Jackie) has a necklace with a gold dog on it. Like you might see on a charm bracelet. I point this out because I saw the exact same necklace on a woman at an AMP in New York a few months ago. This Downtown woman said that she came from New York. Coincidence?

Parking was very tough around Downtown on Sunday morning. Came back around 6:30 pm and had no problem finding a space.

Mamason said that they had rushes in the morning, around lunch time, dinner time, and again late at night. She said that there were some really slow times in between. I'm not sure of their hours, but thought this info might be helpful. They were very busy while I was there.

Question: Do the woman get to keep all of their tips or does the house take a share? I was thinking that if I was making that kind of money ($1000 a day?) then I wouldn't work more than a month or two a year. Maybe that's why the employees at these places don't seem to stay long.

My fellow mongers, The Doctor in.

I don’t get to go to DC very often, but when I do it is usually BOSS on I street. It has been a while and 2 nights ago I passed by looking for a parking. I noticed that there is a night club (the EYE club) downstaris from where the BOSS is. I called to make sure that they are still in business, and they were open.

It was bad enough that they have a beauty salon on the 2nd floor, where all the blue hairs can look at you, as you climb the stairs to the 3rd floor. Now at night there is a line out the door. Who wants to wait in line that doesn’t even go to where you’re headed. Has anyone been here, or seen this?

I gave up on the BOSS that night and checked out the L and K Street loop. There was a ton of LE around so I decided to go home and wait to play another day.

The Doctor is out.

Slim:

What are the rates you paid at Sino? The rates posted on the site ($$$, nearly 2x an AMP) always seemed stiff for a typical AMP experience. However, I have seen postings on other sites that led me to believe that the fee paid was substantially less than this.

So what is real deal?

Bobby -

you should ask your question on the Northern Virginia board. All DC AMP's will give you FS (i think) but I have no idea about VA. I know there are plenty of escorts available in Alexandria but it looks like your thinking AMP's.

That being said, Alexandria is just a stones throw away from DC.

Bobby,

While I am not a resident of the NOVA area, most of the AMPs are a bit further south, especially the ones that still seem to have FS. As Loop Vet said, DC is probably closer. If you don't have a car, then DC is really better as there is no easy public transport near the good AMPs.

Post your question on the NOVA board and I'm sure you'll get a lot more info. Real simply, anything in in Fairfax County is running scared and if they don't know you, you may not even get in the door.

This is sort of Off Topic but an interesting subject. Mirrors in the rooms. I personnally am a big fan of well positioned mirrors. In my recollection the best mirror AMP was Youngs in Tysons in the first room. It was on the wall and wide enough so you could watch all the action (which was inconsitent at best). Mirage had some good mirrors as well in some of the rooms. Other than that the mirrors seem to be in places that do not allow for action viewing. This is not the most important criteria to me but it does make a diffirence on cles call as to where to go.

let me know the best mirror AMPs and the best rooms in particular.

Next topic: handicapped rooms.

I have paid $$ for my trips there

Mr. Jon:

It's $$ for incall, which is what I have taken advantage of.