EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4354072]Sigh, now that it is on here it is true for sure. Bah. Nothing is a forever thing in Euro land sadly. I will never again hear from her, that I am a bad boy, LOL.[/QUOTE]We are all bad boys indeed.

Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

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Anyone else have experience with her?

[QUOTE=WalkBob;4376787]Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1360097[/URL]

Anyone else have experience with her?[/QUOTE]Was topless / touching on top permitted?

[QUOTE=WalkBob;4376787]Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1360097[/URL]

Anyone else have experience with her?[/QUOTE]A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4377999]A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.[/QUOTE]The more disinterested you will learn she is. It's all about the most money in the shortest period of time.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;4376787]Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1360097[/URL]

Anyone else have experience with her?[/QUOTE]Or you didn't post the link correctly.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4377999]A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.[/QUOTE]Eh ya, nothing special. Older a bit than she appears in pics as well.

Has anyone hit up Yankee stadium Marias lately? Pretty stale goings on Euro land, and a few decent options seemingly retired from business overall.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4382205]Eh ya, nothing special. Older a bit than she appears in pics as well.

Has anyone hit up Yankee stadium Marias lately? Pretty stale goings on Euro land, and a few decent options seemingly retired from business overall.[/QUOTE]Inga from CT in Northbrook was working there 3 days a week recently, Preferred 1/2 sessions. Went by irina.

[QUOTE=Wanderer8118;4394730]Thank you for the leading sources. The booker at 530 lies and has me sit there for over an hour something. 262 has no relation to 530?[/QUOTE]Different bookers that use to be friends, but I hear no longer.

I visited CT this week. I saw a new person "Mia". She gave he a great massage. If you like a legit deep tissue massage, she will be the person. She does not offer any extras. (With the recent shutdowns all over, I do not blame her). I will repeat for a good massage.

[QUOTE=TR5321;4399526]I visited CT this week. I saw a new person "Mia". She gave he a great massage. If you like a legit deep tissue massage, she will be the person. She does not offer any extras. (With the recent shutdowns all over, I do not blame her). I will repeat for a good massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks for Tofft. Age and appearance? Are you saying not even standard finish or just nothing beyond HJ?

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4401458]Thanks for Tofft. Age and appearance? Are you saying not even standard finish or just nothing beyond HJ?[/QUOTE]Tried her 3 x. All came home empty handed. Totally legit. She is OK at best. Booker claims she is 29. I think she is more along the lines of mid 30's. Short. Nothing to be had.

Went to Maria's in Skokie. It appears that the place is going down. Dust and filth were everywhere. The toilet was scary. The towels on the table seems to be unchanged since Christmas. For 70 per hour I would expect to have at least some basic hygienic environment. I hope that someone who is in charge will read it.

Agneska, about 40 (year old Slightly overweight, with sticking out belly, was the mt. I've been to that place many times, she saw me before going in and out, but had never had a chance to provide any services. Upon coming to the room she collected 70 house fee then proceeded to massage. Actually there was no massage, instead it was just some sporadic spread of tons of oil on my back and legs. It lasted about 15 minutes, then without any prior teasing she suggested to turn over and demanded 120 for L1 upfront. I obviously refused, then she continued to spread gallons of oil on my front and in about 10 minutes reduced her demand to 60, still upfront. I agreed, she did the job fully dressed. After the finish she immediately stopped, handed to me some paper towel and left the room. I was shorted approximately 20 minutes, she didn't even bother to wipe oil from my body. As a result my dress shirt was ruined, I discovered some traces of oil even on the back side of my tie.

It was probably one of worst services that I've seen in last 20 years.

Just saw her a few days ago. Immediately upon entering the room she offered L1 and demanded 200 for full nude or 150 dressed up. I declined and was ready to leave, but she reluctantly reduced to 100 fully clothed, pointing that she was in a good mood, but the next time it definitely will not happen for so low. In 20 min the whole thing was over.

I'm done with this place. The whole setup looks, smells and feels like shit. The talent, suffering from GPS, consists of money hangry, lazy bitches.

Please do not tip when the MT doesn't include at least L1 with massage.

[QUOTE=TR5321;4399526]I visited CT this week. I saw a new person "Mia". She gave he a great massage. If you like a legit deep tissue massage, she will be the person. She does not offer any extras. (With the recent shutdowns all over, I do not blame her). I will repeat for a good massage.[/QUOTE]