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[QUOTE=DreamFollower;3167210]Saw Amber a while back but just now had a chance to post something.

Had some time and called her up. She had me drive around for a while because she hadn't gotten a room yet. That took a good 30 min of me trying to figure out where to go.

Then she calls me back and says she'll come to me if I can host. This whole back and forth was very annoying and I almost gave up.

She's thin and petit. When she walked in, it looked like she was tired or something. But she is very sweet and accommodating.

Since I was in a hurry, I went straight to CFS: K9 and Greek.

It got the job done.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/rise-and-shine-with-amber-and-have-a-sweet-morning/17919061[/URL][/QUOTE]Amber is a pleaser. She will do whatever you ask. When I saw her back in June or July I took a risk because she needed part of the donation to pay for her Incall so I gave it to her. She paid for the notelland it was off to the races. She has some self consciousness about her grill which needs work, but you should overlook that because she makes up for it.

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This chicks ASS looked very familiar on this ad so since she is staying in a notel on Paradise Trail I decided to check her out especially since she is right next to my favorite Paradise Trail strip club. So before I headed into happy hour at the palace, I stopped by to find that, shocker!! Not the girl at all in the pics!! Wasn't even remotely close! I basically turned around while she is in mid sentence trying to get me to stay, headed for door and slammed door hopefully in her face for false advertising.

Took my singles to the palace for happy hour! LOL.

C5.[/QUOTE]I think I've seen Chris5 before. Next time I'm in Orlando I will send over a drink to you right by the bar where all the girls stop. 😋.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3170896]I think I've seen Chris5 before. Next time I'm in Orlando I will send over a drink to you right by the bar where all the girls stop. 😋.[/QUOTE]Only one drink brother? Can I get at least TWO? LOL.

C5.

[QUOTE=Stingray2015;3170823]Well they are 2 different ads and two different people. For some reason the second link didn't come up as clickable.

Sorry for the confusion. Just was wondering if anyone had seen either one of these gals.[/QUOTE]I wish they were real brother! I love big tits!

C5.

[QUOTE=MicBush;3169654]Lovely Lee is a winner, post on BP.[/QUOTE]Lovely Lee, in nice. Although Jersey girl, GiGi and Makenzie Rae are also nice. All are tops in their own special way.

In orlando for a day thought I would reach out tonhe smart guys. Looking for a white playful massage today. Any ideas. Scheduled Daphine in Altamonte but may not be wamhat I am lookkng for.

I had a dream of a chic that looked like Shakira in pics but in location Not so much!! It took me 40 min to get into my deep dream so I said what the hell and proceeded. Body few more lbs then pic but not fat either, service was not bad but wouldn't repeat cause of how long it took to fall into dream. Here's the link I dreamt of:

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I was adventerous a couple months back and tried her out. Said she had an incall spot but then on my way she calls and says she needs picked up at the donut shop or something and a ride there. Then she really has no spot. And wants a car date. And then I say no. So she takes me to a well known no tell motel. Where she totally does NOTHING for me.

I pay her and take her home. Because two wrongs don't make a right. But Forewarned is also Forearmed.

Just don't call her.

Took that one for the team. I didn't post because her posts had disappeared. But it looks like she's back. Don't remember her name (s) that she went by.

She was recommended to me by a fellow monger and the reviews on her were awesome. Only thing, she's not down with brown, at all. Seemed totally pleasant via text though. Oh well. Thank god it was a dream and I'm actually white.

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I was adventerous a couple months back and tried her out. Said she had an incall spot but then on my way she calls and says she needs picked up at the donut shop or something and a ride there. Then she really has no spot. And wants a car date. And then I say no. So she takes me to a well known no tell motel. Where she totally does NOTHING for me.

I pay her and take her home. Because two wrongs don't make a right. But Forewarned is also Forearmed.

Just don't call her.

Took that one for the team. I didn't post because her posts had disappeared. But it looks like she's back. Don't remember her name (s) that she went by.[/QUOTE]If you want to see her, just wait at the BK on North OBT and she will eventually walk by.

Called this one and was set to go. Called when close and asked if GFE. She said she does safe play. That to me is not anything goes. I expect BBBJ. As always YMMV. Here is link:

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Well I finally took the plung and seen one down here. She was alright. No GF. Ad says 25. More like around 30. It was an ok experience. Maybe next time I can get one of you fellow members to find a better on. Really looking for a preggo GFE.

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Since Sophie was a buzzkill I dreamed I had an Xbox hueg black penor and took this broad to pound town. YMMV.

Solid dream, would REM again. Woke up white with great credit. PM me for deets. Will especially respond to people who have done me solid. Lookin at yous Chris / Trail.

[QUOTE=Dnice1;3171366]I had a dream of a chic that looked like Shakira in pics but in location Not so much!! It took me 40 min to get into my deep dream so I said what the hell and proceeded. Body few more lbs then pic but not fat either, service was not bad but wouldn't repeat cause of how long it took to fall into dream. Here's the link I dreamt of:

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/colombian-sexy-elegant-classy-la-jolla-available/17677886[/URL][/QUOTE]I was surprised anyone would actually believe a Colombian Bathing suit model would be advertising on Backpage behind lucky door #3.

Rule #23 if it looks to good to be true than it is.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3171009]Only one drink brother? Can I get at least TWO? LOL.

C5.[/QUOTE]I'm buying the whole bar! I am in Vermont this week and it's a 3 hour drive to any AMP. No street scene, and only 4 BP girls in the entire state. I have to drive to New Hampshire for CFS. I will kiss the ground when I land at MCO!