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VIP T-I-Ps.

Meh, why the hell not. I figure more & more newbies & some brothers are poppin their VP cherry so you may need some tips. This is what I have advised anyone who PM me about VIP. Kinda more for my benefit here. I getting tired of copying & pasting this already LOL.

OK so it really shouldn't be like this. We shouldn't have to be all strategic about it. But VIP is the tourist capitol of the AMP world. They get busy a lot. A LOT! Most peeps complaint about VIP is that they try to rush you out in 45 minutes with the knock sometimes coming at 30. Bottom line, when they busy, they need the room you are in for the next monger waiting. So best thing to do is strike wen they are least busy. Look for certain "warning signs" that they may be too busy.

1."See a tour bus, & you will be rushed."

Yeah, they literally have tour busses parked in front of the entrance & a dozen tourists get off, then get off.

2."If the cabs are here, cabs are here, drive away or run in fear."

More than 1 cab in the parking lot, its busy. Most likely tourists.

3."If lots of guys are sitting outside, don't even try, just run & hide"

They are either waiting their turn or waiting on their friends to finish. Its busy.

4."VIP always get plenty, so come back later if the couch looks empty. If less than 8 girls on the couch to choose, the rest are busy bangin dudes"

VIP at night always has at least 15-20 chicks combined. Asians plus the White girls. If you see real little bit then the others are busy & VIP is busy.

5."If you are brought to the left side, you might wunna cum another time."

They always fill the right hall 1st. If they start to bring guys to the left it means the right hall is filled & they busy. I not sure if its still like this cus, well, cus I always go right. But 1 of the reasons was that the left hall's bathroom is for chicks only. Yeah, if you have to piss, you must take the walk of shame to the right hall in your towel LOL. U gutta walk in front of all the hoes on the couch & any monger at the front door. WTF yeah?

6."Go on weekdays. Not on weekends. Thats just plain common sense."

On the weekends its like Sindi from Ichiban works there or something hehe. Busy busy.

OK but usually they treat regulars & familiar faces perfectly fine when it comes to time. By your 3rd visit you really shouldn't be too worried. Also, there are 2 new mamasans. 1 is from Nirvana & the other is from Ward (Pink or GQ. I forget). They seem to recognize brothers when they go, according to my VIPM thread anyway. So many of you out there may also know these 2 mamas & they should be good about the full hour. The Ward mama recognized me & was grateful to see that I chose to go VIP. Little did she know, this is my 2nd home. She better give me the full hour or she will have hell to pay from Mimi! Oh yea, get in good with the young cute mama Mimi & you will be set for life.

[QUOTE=BeachBrada;1435401]Popped in VIP last night with some buddies just to check out the place since I never been there before and I seen to white girls. But they almost looked like some European looking girls, just curious if anyone knows where the white girls that work there are from.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, almost forgot. White girls get to VIP about 8-9 pm. Mama always says they don't arrive till 9 pm but some get there at 8. Sometimes many (or all) of them cruise in left hall room #1 aka the White House. So, say if you only saw 2 White chicks. The others may be in the White House & you just have to ask mama at the door to see um all. U have to yell at the top of your lungs.

"Mama I'm not in the mood to BBQ Korean, I wunna eat White meat or European!"

They cruise in this room here with the purple stool in it [url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=3239516&image=3242230[/url] Remember I asked if anyone recognizes this room once LOL.

Here's some serious CSI work if you can figure this out. U guys see the reflection in the mirror behind Katrina (BTW Katrina, good stuff). It has the view out the room door looking at the couch & you can see the upper half of some random chick's face LOL. Who that?

I had a slim young hottie at Hula Girl's last night. Her name is Sweetie and while she claims to be from California, she has a Southern accent that suggests otherwise. Sweetie is about 5'5" or 5'6" and slim with a nice pair of soft B's and cute little ass. Her skin is caramel colored and she has short brown hair. I stepped into Hula Girls and she looked up at me as told me that "it's okay, we won't bite you." She was very charming.

Overall, her service was good. Not GFE or PSE, but quite good and worthy of a repeat performance. But not right away because Hula Girls is stacked with talent: a local girl named D is there, Maia, Bunny, Ai, Hazel, Brittney and an incredibly pale yet somewhat attractive Korean woman. I'll be looking to try all of them in the next few trips.

Sweetie was the second woman I tried. D was the first and that happened by accident as I was going to give Hazel a try. I went to Hula's out of curiousity and a desire to try a new place. I had read bad things about the place: dingy appearance, smelly, girls with street attitudes and pimps and a rude mamasan. I found none of that at Hula's. The place looked good inside, there was no foul odor, other than whatever was being cooked and the girls seemed very friendly. Sometimes when you walk into a place, the girls look at you with contempt. Not at Hula's. I got the feeling I was walking into a party and they didn't mind having male guests with house fee and fuck fee in their pockets. Hazel was busy and when I saw D, it didn't matter. I know D and it was good to see her. In the room, D provided me with a great experience. It was top notch. Now some of you may see D and be inclined to pass on her for whatever reason however, that would be a mistake as you'd be missing out on a potential pornographic experience. Potential. YMMV. But if you stroke D the right way and get that chemistry, you'll be letting the genie out of the bottle and she may grant you at least three wishes, maybe more.

D was the first, Sweetie was the second and Maia was the last girl I tried there. I first met and got serviced by Maia a few months back when she was working at that AMP behind the Ala Moana Hotel. Since then, she's put on some body fat, which was fine with me. Maia is very a playful and cute half asian half white freckle-faced ****. She likes to be fucked. IT was a GFE experience that left my heart rate running so high that I was in the anaerobic zone, which is above the aerobic zone. We were both sweaty afterwards. She makes a man's dick very happy.

My next experiences will be with Hazel, Ai, Brittany, Bunny and the pale Korean. I want to try them all. For you daytime mongers, Sweetie is there all day every day.

Happy fucking gents.

So how was she?

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1434900]I figure since we talking about "mature ladys" I would tell ya about something unrelated to MP.

Has anyone seen the fuckin 70 or 80 something year old grandma (for realseez!) at the Pali Longs track. Hoooooooly shit. I never ever thought I would see a hooker with a walker. A mutha fuckin WALKER! Just hobbling & pushing forward on the track like a zombie from The Walking Dead. It was depressing.

[QUOTE=Hard808;1435338]She leave but will be back she has a 2 year contract with mama.[/QUOTE]Really, a contract at an illegal brothel is valid and enforceable? LOL.

[QUOTE=Harry5142; 1435724]I had a slim young hottie at Hula Girl's last night. Her name is Sweetie and while she claims to be from California, she has a Southern accent that suggests otherwise. Sweetie is about 5'5" or 5'6" and slim with a nice pair of soft B's and cute little ass. Her skin is caramel colored and she has short brown hair. I stepped into Hula Girls and she looked up at me as told me that "it's okay, we won't bite you." She was very charming.

Overall, her service was good. Not GFE or PSE, but quite good and worthy of a repeat performance. But not right away because Hula Girls is stacked with talent: a local girl named D is there, Maia, Bunny, Ai, Hazel, Brittney and an incredibly pale yet somewhat attractive Korean woman. I'll be looking to try all of them in the next few trips.

Sweetie was the second woman I tried. D was the first and that happened by accident as I was going to give Hazel a try. I went to Hula's out of curiousity and a desire to try a new place. I had read bad things about the place: dingy appearance, smelly, girls with street attitudes and pimps and a rude mamasan. I found none of that at Hula's. The place looked good inside, there was no foul odor, other than whatever was being cooked and the girls seemed very friendly. Sometimes when you walk into a place, the girls look at you with contempt. Not at Hula's. I got the feeling I was walking into a party and they didn't mind having male guests with house fee and fuck fee in their pockets. Hazel was busy and when I saw D, it didn't matter. I know D and it was good to see her. In the room, D provided me with a great experience. It was top notch. Now some of you may see D and be inclined to pass on her for whatever reason however, that would be a mistake as you'd be missing out on a potential pornographic experience. Potential. YMMV. But if you stroke D the right way and get that chemistry, you'll be letting the genie out of the bottle and she may grant you at least three wishes, maybe more.

D was the first, Sweetie was the second and Maia was the last girl I tried there. I first met and got serviced by Maia a few months back when she was working at that AMP behind the Ala Moana Hotel. Since then, she's put on some body fat, which was fine with me. Maia is very a playful and cute half asian half white freckle-faced. She likes to be fucked. IT was a GFE experience that left my heart rate running so high that I was in the anaerobic zone, which is above the aerobic zone. We were both sweaty afterwards. She makes a man's dick very happy.

My next experiences will be with Hazel, Ai, Brittany, Bunny and the pale Korean. I want to try them all. For you daytime mongers, Sweetie is there all day every day.

Happy fucking gents.[/QUOTE]Sweetie was my first wench at Hula's! Her name matched her disposition. It seems like her services haven't changed in all this time. I went back to see her after a while but she was never there. The daytime hours explains it. I tend not to monger during daylight hours, do you know what time she calls it quits in the evening? Did she charge the standard rate? Hazel tried to upsell me so I never repeated with her.

RJ

[QUOTE=RickJames808; 1436016]Sweetie was my first wench at Hula's! Her name matched her disposition. It seems like her services haven't changed in all this time. I went back to see her after a while but she was never there. The daytime hours explains it. I tend not to monger during daylight hours, the place todo you know what time she calls it quits in the evening? Did she charge the standard rate? Hazel tried to upsell me so I never repeated with her.

RJ[/QUOTE]There is little doubt that, if you like 'them young, Hula's is the place to go. There can be no doubt that Sweetie is super hot. And sweet. And fun to play with! I guess she' too tall to be a spinner (maybe 5'6") but she has a beautiful, tight little body, perfect little tits that look to be still growing, and a round little butt! Damn, now I'm going to be forced to go back- one more for the team!

[QUOTE=RickJames808; 1436016]Sweetie was my first wench at Hula's! Her name matched her disposition. It seems like her services haven't changed in all this time. I went back to see her after a while but she was never there. The daytime hours explains it. I tend not to monger during daylight hours, do you know what time she calls it quits in the evening? Did she charge the standard rate? Hazel tried to upsell me so I never repeated with her.

RJ[/QUOTE]Sweetie told she is at Hula's all day. The rate with all three girls was the standard 50/150. For the money I'd say that D was the best fuck for the buck followed by Maia and Sweetie.

I forgot to mention that neither D, Sweetie nor Maia tried up selling. When I saw Hazel for the first time at VIP, she attempted to up sell me and I resisted. She was still a fine fuck and enthusiastic fuck in the several times that I saw her afterwards.

Some of you have sent me PMs thanking me and enjoying what I write and others have obvious motives to support the girls and are critical about what I say. I said it before and I will say it again, there are many spies one this site and some of them think that they are helping the girls to get them to give them free poontang. Well that is fine with you and her but for the bruddas, the true bruddas, you are only causing more problems. Some guys think they are in love and are the pals of the gals, but in reality they are only being used by them. I wish you all luck. I am pretty close to giving up on this site because times have changed most of the new guys are cool but some are silly. Too many self proclaimed boyfriends or protectors of the girls are using this site to feed information back to them. I know some of the gals for many years, but I know where to draw the line.

H Mob and some of the other real senior guys, please keep in contact with the PMs. Have not heard from some of the old timers for awhile. I guess some have moved on and got married or hooked up with one of the chicks of their choice. This is still fun to pop in sometimes to read and watch what is going on. But no matta what the boys are the boys. \

I think right now Kison, GQ and PT are pretty up there. Depends what you are looking for.

OK so this is strictly a bat signal again & only intended for a few guys in my VIPM thread & 1 good bro of mine wanting to tap some of this VIP azz.

She went on another one of them mini vacations of hers. I guess she kinda like The Gia from MF where she has to go home for a while every other month or so. Should be back in a week or 2. Not too long, just like last time.

Let me know when you guys see her back on the couch ok.

[QUOTE=Harry5142; 1436289]Sweetie told she is at Hula's all day. The rate with all three girls was the standard 50/150. For the money I'd say that D was the best fuck for the buck followed by Maia and Sweetie.

I forgot to mention that neither D, Sweetie nor Maia tried up selling. When I saw Hazel for the first time at VIP, she attempted to up sell me and I resisted. She was still a fine fuck and enthusiastic fuck in the several times that I saw her afterwards.[/QUOTE]What are you talking about. What upsell could there possibly be? Anal? Pimp premium?

[quote=splooge mcduck; 1433976]you are right."prefer" was maybe the wrong choice of word but i did not mean it literally as in i prefer condoms for any & all sex. Yes sex with hoes, prostitutes, whures, etc. I do prefer, completely 100% prefer condoms because of fear of catching shit. If i were afraid of getting rejected bbfs & actually wanted it, don't you think i wouldve bbfs with mimi pt, coco gb, or jay gq by now? I am attracted to these 3.

This is simply my opinion on young girls vs "old lettuce" who offer bbfs. Just my opinion.

Its simply guys who want physical pleasure vs guys who want visual pleasure.

Bbfs feeeeels good, sure. Physically stimulating. Literally the best feel in the world is sweet pussy on your dick. If you are only searching for physical pleasure than thats what you would want. I kno it helps that you guys are attracted to these old ladies but i am not.

I monger to fuck young hot chicks that are way out of my league. I could never pull a million or a sindi. I don't think anyone fully understands how much looks mean to me. I must explain. I have literally never seen a pooch, a belly fold line or a jelly roll on a provider till i met cristy at pt & that c section scar looking fold on her tummy lol. Cristy is the best dfk for me & i like dfk the most, i "prefer" dfk hehe. But i even said she is no atf of mine cus she does not have the body of a sindi. I need visual stimulation. I'm sure most have read me say many times "mish is my least fav posish" why? Cus tits flop to the side & no longer look round & firm. Tummys are folded in a situp position at times so they form a line that looks like a jelly roll. Even if she skinny as jio theres a chance at the tummy "looking like" a chubby chick's one in mish. I neeeeed the visual of the chick lookin hot even as i am fucking um. I'm young, i don't use v. I get sick to my stomach & vomit in my mouth a little at the sight of a naked woman nearly twice my age which has only happened 3x so far. To get hard & to stay hard i need to be attracted to them. I need to want them.

I could never get hard & stay hard by looking at & fucking most of the bbfs cougars out there. I wouldn't fuck them with your dick, condom or not. I get hard the second i see young hotties.[/quote]WTF! UDAMON!...I GUESS.
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Lily has moved back to Roses on Young St. as of today. She is NOT at Aloha TLC anymore.

First time to Kison. Walk up the stairway. Go inside and rang bell. Greeted by mama. I wanted to see Monica but mama said she's off today. She send me a girl name Miyako. She's tall and slim with natural Bees. About 5'6".105lbs. Very friendly. GFE. I guess she's in her late 20's. Good massage. Need more suction on CBJ. DATY. CG, RCG and she cum. Then switch to 69 and pounded her for about 5 minutes. Then mish. Couldn't hold anymore and unloaded. Tight wet pussy which I like. Continue to massage until timesup. Willing to pleased. Will definitely repeat but will try Monica first. L-8, A-9, S-9. House. 5 + tip 1. 5.

Anyone know where Didi (the rimmer) is working now?